Oh FFS

I just got fucking preggo jacked on Facebook by my FWA.

Has anyone ever been near a pregnancy forum*, particularly the ones with people who aren't taking the hint from Mother Nature? They are absolutely terrifying. All those acronyms.....

*I've only ended up on them when I was googling some of my women problems. Apparently a lot of my symptoms are pregnancy symptoms, but we all know I am not pregnant, so....also, you know how I have mentioned before that I have pain when I go to the bathroom (not #1) during my period? Well, I am starting to have that pain other times of the month