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Showing posts with label Picture Of The Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Picture Of The Day. Show all posts
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
Saturday, May 24, 2014
Picture Of The Day
This was posted on the Berry's FB page yesterday:
Truth. So much truth. I so badly wanted to "like" the picture when it was posted, but then I probably would have felt the wrath of all of my FB friend mombies because oh noes I don't want to be a mom* and do the hardest and most rewarding job in the world (RMFE)!
*to a human, that is
My FWA posted some puke-worthy post one day that oh it's 5AM and she is beyond tired and [baby's name] is wide awake but the smiles she is getting from her makes it all worth while. Ugh. It made me want to puke my face off! I asked my mom later that night if she ever felt that way. She said nope she just wanted us to go back to sleep. I also have to laugh when my FWA posts all of those stupid "share this if blah blah blah" pictures. First off, if you are over 15 years old and still posting those, you need to check your life. But sometimes she posts ones about how smart her daughter is. She's two fucking months old! Then again, this is the same person who posted on Facebook about the kisses she was getting from her daughter....two days after delivery.
A couple weekends ago, I was talking with my mom about the whole not having kids and while I think a small part of her is still holding out hope for me, I was surprised when she told me she thinks I seem pretty serious about not having kids. And I am pretty serious about it.
Truth. So much truth. I so badly wanted to "like" the picture when it was posted, but then I probably would have felt the wrath of all of my FB friend mombies because oh noes I don't want to be a mom* and do the hardest and most rewarding job in the world (RMFE)!
*to a human, that is
My FWA posted some puke-worthy post one day that oh it's 5AM and she is beyond tired and [baby's name] is wide awake but the smiles she is getting from her makes it all worth while. Ugh. It made me want to puke my face off! I asked my mom later that night if she ever felt that way. She said nope she just wanted us to go back to sleep. I also have to laugh when my FWA posts all of those stupid "share this if blah blah blah" pictures. First off, if you are over 15 years old and still posting those, you need to check your life. But sometimes she posts ones about how smart her daughter is. She's two fucking months old! Then again, this is the same person who posted on Facebook about the kisses she was getting from her daughter....two days after delivery.
A couple weekends ago, I was talking with my mom about the whole not having kids and while I think a small part of her is still holding out hope for me, I was surprised when she told me she thinks I seem pretty serious about not having kids. And I am pretty serious about it.
Friday, May 16, 2014
Monday, April 21, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Picture Of The Day
isles of bruises
I'm assuming Andrew is the one on the left? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAT HAIR! And now look at him! He's so pretty! *sobs and jams banana in mouth*
I'm assuming Andrew is the one on the left? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG DAT HAIR! And now look at him! He's so pretty! *sobs and jams banana in mouth*
Friday, March 21, 2014
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Picture Of The Day
Take a BERRY Break (40 photos) » berry-break-17
Damn, an awful lot of people must dream about me then. And if you wake up in the middle of the night, is it because someone started dreaming of you?
Damn, an awful lot of people must dream about me then. And if you wake up in the middle of the night, is it because someone started dreaming of you?
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Picture Of The Day
Nice to know I'm not the only person from 1983 who can still be really immature:
Who is MGMT: Photo
Those arms....voof! Every time I look at this picture, all I hear is Patrick Stewart saying "look at me, I've got girl boobs!". Man, that is a great episode of Family Guy.
ETA 3:27PM: Today seems to be a day for boobs. For some reason, the idea of Andrew having a fascination with boobs disturbs me. But he is a 30 year-old straight male, so it really shouldn't. And the immature tween fan girl in me wants to make a snide comment about how can you like boobs but seem to like to motorboat rib cages, but I smacked her across the face. I recall one time in an interview, someone asked them what would they do if they were girls for a day and I am pretty sure their answer was the first thing they would do is touch their boobs.
And why shouldn't they? Your boobs can be a great source of amusement and can be a lot of fun to just touch. Except if you are due for your period and are one of those women who gets really sore breasts. But otherwise....yeah. Poke them, squeeze them (although my mother insists I will get breast cancer doing that), massage them, jump up and down and make 'em bounce, hold each one with a hand. Unless yours are too big to do that. Obviously some people can't do much about what size breasts they are given without resorting to surgery, but I would never, ever trade the size of mine for anything. The only thing I would like is for them to not be so...saggy.
Who is MGMT: Photo
Those arms....voof! Every time I look at this picture, all I hear is Patrick Stewart saying "look at me, I've got girl boobs!". Man, that is a great episode of Family Guy.
ETA 3:27PM: Today seems to be a day for boobs. For some reason, the idea of Andrew having a fascination with boobs disturbs me. But he is a 30 year-old straight male, so it really shouldn't. And the immature tween fan girl in me wants to make a snide comment about how can you like boobs but seem to like to motorboat rib cages, but I smacked her across the face. I recall one time in an interview, someone asked them what would they do if they were girls for a day and I am pretty sure their answer was the first thing they would do is touch their boobs.
And why shouldn't they? Your boobs can be a great source of amusement and can be a lot of fun to just touch. Except if you are due for your period and are one of those women who gets really sore breasts. But otherwise....yeah. Poke them, squeeze them (although my mother insists I will get breast cancer doing that), massage them, jump up and down and make 'em bounce, hold each one with a hand. Unless yours are too big to do that. Obviously some people can't do much about what size breasts they are given without resorting to surgery, but I would never, ever trade the size of mine for anything. The only thing I would like is for them to not be so...saggy.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Picture(s) Of The Day
I Want Food Now : theBERRY
For some inexplicable reason, every time I look at picture #24, I start laughing really hard. One of those laughs where your whole body is shaking, nothing is coming out of your mouth, and tears are coming out of your eyes. I don't know why I find it so funny.
On an unrelated note, I had an unresponsive Shockwave Flash plugin message earlier.
For some inexplicable reason, every time I look at picture #24, I start laughing really hard. One of those laughs where your whole body is shaking, nothing is coming out of your mouth, and tears are coming out of your eyes. I don't know why I find it so funny.
On an unrelated note, I had an unresponsive Shockwave Flash plugin message earlier.
Monday, July 15, 2013
Picture Of The Day
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS DAT BOD AND ASS
MGMT Pictures (175 of 472) – Last.fm
Now let's turn around and see what the situation is in the front. I know I said before he looked like he was packing it (daww, look, it was my first post on them; I didn't even know what Andrew's name was), but come on, what the fuck do I know about penises? The last time I saw an adult penis in person was when I was in the hospital. And I didn't give it that good of a look.
Also....dafuq is going on in this picture? I don't know what is making me LOL more- the look on Andrew's face or the the guy in the middle's face. He looks like he is laughing maniacally. Someone asked further down on the page where his other hand is. Seriously. Where is it? Every time I look at it, I think of one of my favorite episodes of American Dad, when Stan gets addicted to crack, and they are at Steve's girlfriend's house and Stan is so desperate for crack and he attempts to convince the father into letting him perform a sexual act on him, and Stan says "Twenty bucks and I'll make you see heaven". I have no idea why I am correlating this picture with that scene.
MGMT Pictures (175 of 472) – Last.fm
Now let's turn around and see what the situation is in the front. I know I said before he looked like he was packing it (daww, look, it was my first post on them; I didn't even know what Andrew's name was), but come on, what the fuck do I know about penises? The last time I saw an adult penis in person was when I was in the hospital. And I didn't give it that good of a look.
Also....dafuq is going on in this picture? I don't know what is making me LOL more- the look on Andrew's face or the the guy in the middle's face. He looks like he is laughing maniacally. Someone asked further down on the page where his other hand is. Seriously. Where is it? Every time I look at it, I think of one of my favorite episodes of American Dad, when Stan gets addicted to crack, and they are at Steve's girlfriend's house and Stan is so desperate for crack and he attempts to convince the father into letting him perform a sexual act on him, and Stan says "Twenty bucks and I'll make you see heaven". I have no idea why I am correlating this picture with that scene.
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Picture Of The Day
20 Years of Lollapalooza in Photos | Billboard
There are not enough LOLs in the world for this picture.
There are not enough LOLs in the world for this picture.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Picture Of The Day
Somebody must have just gotten Photoshop:
AimedAtYourHeart
I keep thinking of getting Photoshop, but I have a feeling if I did, I would probably never see the light of day again. If I ever got it, though, the first thing I am going to do is make one of those Jesus or saint or whatever pictures with Andrew's face on it.
I really wish I was going to that show in Monclair tomorrow night. And it's going to be a really nice day! Sure, it's not outside like Musikfest, but that's not the point. I still would have had to make a long trek. Not to mention potential power outages. I bet if I had gotten tickets, it would have stormed like hell! Probably some super derecho or something would have rolled through.
I am so annoyed. Like seriously legitimately pissed off with them. They might not even be the ones to blame for where they play, but that would mean thinking logically and reasonably and as we all know, I don't do that much. Not to mention my hormones are flying around like the pissed off jellyfish in "Jellyfish Jam", so I am even less reasonable than usual. Ugh, I am starting to sound like one of those crazy ass Tumblr stans, although I can assure everyone I won't be posting things to their Twitter telling them if they do not come to Philly, I am going to saw my own arm off or eat a live kitten or something. But it's so annoying! Stop being so goddamn hipster and play normal venues! And I know damn well they have been to Philly because I saw a picture of them from a few years ago and do you know where they were at? The Mutter Museum!
AimedAtYourHeart
I keep thinking of getting Photoshop, but I have a feeling if I did, I would probably never see the light of day again. If I ever got it, though, the first thing I am going to do is make one of those Jesus or saint or whatever pictures with Andrew's face on it.
I really wish I was going to that show in Monclair tomorrow night. And it's going to be a really nice day! Sure, it's not outside like Musikfest, but that's not the point. I still would have had to make a long trek. Not to mention potential power outages. I bet if I had gotten tickets, it would have stormed like hell! Probably some super derecho or something would have rolled through.
I am so annoyed. Like seriously legitimately pissed off with them. They might not even be the ones to blame for where they play, but that would mean thinking logically and reasonably and as we all know, I don't do that much. Not to mention my hormones are flying around like the pissed off jellyfish in "Jellyfish Jam", so I am even less reasonable than usual. Ugh, I am starting to sound like one of those crazy ass Tumblr stans, although I can assure everyone I won't be posting things to their Twitter telling them if they do not come to Philly, I am going to saw my own arm off or eat a live kitten or something. But it's so annoying! Stop being so goddamn hipster and play normal venues! And I know damn well they have been to Philly because I saw a picture of them from a few years ago and do you know where they were at? The Mutter Museum!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Picture Of The Day
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Twenty nine years-old and the sight of a sperm still makes me hoot with laughter.
Twenty nine years-old and the sight of a sperm still makes me hoot with laughter.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Saturday, October 20, 2012
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