Things That Annoy Me Part IV

Donna from That 70's Show- she was supposedly this die hard feminist yet never thought twice of using her tits to get anything

People who abuse animals- PETA needs to quit harrassing rich women and start throwing paint buckets at some of the assholes that appear on Animal Cops and Animal Precinct. If anyone is deserving of a bucket of paint to the face, it's these low life pieces of scum. Go through some flour or paint on Michael Vick. Better yet, put him in a yard full of rabid hungry pitbulls.

Radical breast feeders- mothers are bitching about Facebook banning photos of nursing babies now. Give me a fucking break. Some nursing mothers really get on my nerves. Why do you need to post a picture of yourself nursing or why do you have to whip out your boob in the middle of a crowded place? I thought nursing is supposed to be a private, bonding thing. People who believe nursing is better than bottle feeding are idiots anyway. I don't care if all the "scientific evidence" shows it is because if it is, explain to me why almost every kid I come into existance with has been breastfed and has horrible allergies and asthma and stomach problems and all that. There are women out there who believe that hospitals should do away with formula to encourage (e.g., force) women to breastfeed their babies. Just like with abortion, please do not make a decision for me. If I choose to not want to breastfed, that is my decision. As for women who do it to lose weight quicker- when you breastfeed, you need to eat more so both of you get adequate nutrition!

Commercials- I hate 99% of them. Especially that stupid one for Pillsbury where everyone clicks their heels. I like the Wizard of Oz, but why oh why can some movie references just not ever die? And some they just play over and over again. One time the one for freecreditreport.com came on when he is singing about being a pirate in this restauraunt and unknowingly I started to sing along with it and I knew it word for word. I hear it so much I actually subconsciously memorized the words to it. That is bad. I also hate the multigrain Cheerios one, the IKEA sale one, the rollover minutes one, and the Suave ones with the opera singing.

People who text and talk on the phone while driving- don't give me the bullshit that oh you're just good at multi-tasking. I am the queen of multi-tasking and I still will not text and/or talk on the phone while driving. Why? Because I am not about to kill someone because I feel the rules of the road do not apply to me.

Overrated songs- songs like "Don't Stop Believing" and "Living On A Prayer. I have nothing against Bon Jovi or Journey- I do like Journey a lot- but....god, I especially hate "Living On A Prayer".

Myspace!- Once again, another Deee-Lite fan page I was friends with has been deleted and now Project Playlist cannot be used on the site anymore. But the RIAA is to be blamed for the last one. I hate the RIAA. After Disney and religion, I never known an empire I would like to see crumble more than the RIAA.

Jim Carrey- seriously. Hang it up already. I thought Ace Ventura was hilarious once upon a time until I realized you use the same brand of humor in almost every single movie you appear in.

Actors who once did really vile comedy and now do stupid kid comedies

Metrosexuals- I could never date a man who cares more about his appearence than I care about mine

Stores like Hollister and Abercrombie- and the best part? One of my local malls is getting the largest Hollister store in America! Yay! Actually, most stores get on my nerves, but these ones take the cake.

The bratty more than likely teenagers who leave stupid comments on AOL's fashion page stating who are they tell them what to wear and what is good fashion- um, if you never like what they have to say, why do you read it?

People who use the excuse of jealousy when someone dislikes another- it's an excuse created for lazy people who cannot think of a good excuse. I dislike most music artists today because they all suck and good talented people are passed over for shits like them. Where is the justice in how quick it took to give Paris Hilton a record deal and how it took Deee-Lite several years to get one?

Israel and Palestine and every other country in the Middle East- Enough already. Find something better to do with your time than to constantly fight with each other.