LOL Okay

Messy Matching Music Tattoos

Oh, Andrew.....if this is about you, I don't know whether I'd laugh or cry. But if it is.....

Wonder how his model fiance would feel about that?

Yeah. They're supposedly not together anymore, nor were they ever engaged. Nice try, BG. Maybe you should stick to your little Larry blinds you constantly create.

9:23PM: The general consensus  seems to be Katy Perry and Adam Levine. He was my first thought, seeing as he is the only musician I know off of the top of my head who is engaged to a model, but I would never call him cute *shudder*

This Day Can Go Suck It

Well, right on cue, I am having mid-cycle bleeding again. This is ridiculous. What in the hell is wrong with my body? There are a million things it could be, but there is only one thing I am- scratch that, my brain is- now focused on- it could be premature menopause. Which could be a sign of Addison's. My God. Will I ever get rid of this fear? "Sick of it" doesn't even begin to cover it.

FUCK.

And I think it may be related to the bleeding, but I am so bloated I can't even breathe. I have not gone to the bathroom since last Friday, and I am not even certain of that. It might have been Thursday, I don't remember. It's making me sick to my stomach, it's giving me wicked heartburn, and now I am worried I may have an obstruction.

And then there is this [not completely staged] insanity:

Oh No They Didn't! - Haylor Lives!

MY PRINCE IS DEAD TO ME

Kind of funny that there has been nothing since the whole X-Factor thing, then out of the clear blue sky, coincidentally right before both are about to perform at some big concerts, a 2 month old grainy as fuck picture is released that is supposed to be of the two of them, then several hours later, several incredibly high quality pictures are released of two extremely huge stars walking around unmobbed in the middle of fucking Central Park in NYC. Yeah. That does not sound perfectly calculated and staged at all. Enjoy your break-up song, Harold. And if Taylor thinks death threats from the fans are bad now, wait until they break up and she writes a song condemning Harry. Fans will be out for blood, although no one should feel sorry for him. He knows what he is getting into. Or he really is that stupid.

God, some of the people on that site are obnoxious. Yes, a lot of 1D fans are ridiculous, but like none of them have ever been psycho fan girls? Please. Some of them still display their obnoxiousness quite clearly. One of the most obnoxious ones has Rihanna has her icon. Yeah. Someone who worships Rihanna is always a respectable source of advice and opinions. Whatever. I hate to admit it that at almost 29 years old, I still have my stan moments. As if that was not evident by now. But most of it is just sarcasm and exaggeration. It's not like I am out leaving dead rats in his mailbox or anything. Please. I'm not that nuts. And I really don't find him quite as flawless as I make him out to be. I could name a few things I find wrong with him, but I won't.

I think later on I am going to venture into the Larry Stylinson tag on Tumblr land. I have to see this for myself.

ETA 10:31PM: I am simultaneously amazed and horrified. WOW.

I keep catching myself every time someone on Tumblr writes "mgmt". I'm ready to say what do my flawless kings have to do with this Larry stuff, oh right it stands for management. *face palm*

ETA 12/4: Love the abundance of "Haylor" pictures coming out of the woodwork now. For God's sake, this bitch just broke up with the Kennedy kid. Not that he looks like someone who would even care. Boy doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the shed. But come on. It's bad enough she got a hold of him after his mother commits suicide. Then flaunts her new found "boy toy" all over the news? Does she have any kind of conscience? What a fucking beady eyed cunt. This stinks so bad of PR, I can practically smell it coming through my monitor. Shit like this is why I usually cannot ever be bothered with popular celebrities. Everything is so fucking fake!

Election Day Y'all!

Did everyone vote? I did. Cast my ballot a little before 3:00PM.

7:48PM: I know it's election night, but why could Fox not play the Simpsons and then cover the election? Gosh!

8:15PM: Completely off topic, but....sounds like someone is on the rag again:

Louis Tomlinson: People who say I'm in a gay relationship with Harry Styles aren't real One Direction fans

Look, I don't fault him for his frustration at the fans who have said nasty things towards his "girlfriend" and family, but he really doesn't know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP, does he? Listen, Louis, I have some advice for you- don't piss off your fans. In addition to that fat British asshole who created the group, your fans made you, and they can easily break you. And this is exactly what you are going to do by saying this. And don't say that you don't care, because I would like to hear you say that in a couple years (is that too generous?) when your popularity has bottomed out and you're fucking dirt poor. You're not the first, and you will not be the last, celebrity to get this harassment. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Plus, with the way kids are today, I wouldn't put it past any of them to get pissed off enough to actually resort to violence.

He should take lessons from Harry. That boy never creates trouble. Because he is a flawless little prince (it must have something to do with being born on February 1st). And look at him in that article picture. Gorgeous, but he has a punchable face. He has the kind of face I want to punch, and then make out with. Or maybe make out with and then punch. Or punch, make out, and then punch again. And his ass! Mother of God, that boy has one ass on him. I saw a picture of him in a *drools* wetsuit and he was standing from the side and his ass was like WHOA. I think I stared at the picture for 10 minutes trying to fathom how a boy could have such an ample rear on him. He also looks like he is expecting in that picture, which I thought was funny because he normally looks pretty thin in clothes. And look at it in the second picture here. Wow. DAT ASS. Not average indeed. That ass is SCREAMING for a spanking. But I am getting off topic here. Besides, not everyone thinks he is in a relationship with Harry. I just think he is gay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. He's like a real life Wally Terzinsky. And you know what? If he really is gay and is having a fake relationship*, then he should be ashamed of himself. And his girlfriend should be ashamed of herself for feeding into the lies.

*basing this on the assumption that he is not NOT okay with his sexuality. If he is not, then that is a whole other story, because no one should be forced out of the closet if they are not ready.

Dear Lord, I hope my favorite ONTD Louis-hating member roguedandelion responds to the article. His (yes, I finally confirmed it is male) hatred of Louis is golden.

8:40PM: Michigan Man Dies At Polls, Comes Back To Life To Vote

The hell?

10:00PM: Having a dumb moment here. Did Obama take Jersey or it hasn't been confirmed?

10:21PM: These electoral maps are giving me a headache. And I can't help but wonder- who did my king vote for? Did he vote? Andrew? ANDREW! Did you vote?!

10:26PM: A screenshot of a retweet from Andrew's daddy. And another. Same tweet, different comment. Sounds like Andrew may come from a fairly liberal family. His attitude towards things puts me in the mind of someone is pretty liberal, although I have had plenty of wrong impressions of people before. He's said before his parents were hippies, and I have never seen a conservative hippy, so....oh well. Just another thing to add to his list of awesomeness. His old man seems pretty cool. Guess Andrew had to get it from somewhere. And his dad is so proud of him. It makes me laugh, in a good way. I'd be pretty damn proud if he was my son, too.

10:34PM: ALL OF THE BLUE IN THE NORTHEAST. IT'S SO GLORIOUS! *sobs*

11:01PM: Huffpo has Obama at 244 electoral votes.

11:18PM: My mother just ran into the room screaming "HE WON! HE WON!", hugged me, and then she burst into tears.

The WTF/Disturbing Post Of The Day

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What in the hell is that? Is Harry PREGNANT? How....how is that even possible? And why isn't Louis the baby mama? No. The idea of a pregnant hormonal Louis is frightening. I can see it now- Louis with one of his many beanie hats on and a maternity shirt- horizontally striped, of course- covering a big belly. And suspenders. We can't forget the suspenders. "Harry! Harry! HARRY?! Why don't you tell me I am pretty? I'm pretty, aren't I? You don't think I'm pretty! You hate me! You hate me and you hate our baby! This is bullshit!" "Yes, Louis, of course I think you are gorgeous!" "You are just saying it to be nice! Look at me! I'm hideous! I'm a big fat cow! Don't look at me!". I don't even want to imagine the birth scene*.

*We'll just ignore the whole "he has a penis and not a vagina therefore it would be completely impossible for him to give birth" thing. Dear God, that would be a beautiful child. Harry is so stinking adorable and while Louis may be an ass, he is freaking beautiful. He really is. I mean, not Andrew VanWyngarden beautiful. That is just a whole other level of beauty. There is no comparison. Every time I watch this video, I want to fall on my knees and weep at Andrew's beauty. But Louis...damn. Just look at him. Look at his eyes. His eyes are gorgeous. His eyelashes are unreal. I have freaky long ass lashes, but mine aren't even that long.

Sometimes it's nice to know there are more disturbing people in the world than me.

ETA 10/12: Um....yeah:

Oh No They Didn't!

Oh god. I am dying at the royal wedding picture. I was about to ask why Liam is the Maid Of Honor and not Princess Louis, but then I realized that the picture was probably made by a Larry stan; therefore, Harry is more than likely marrying the latter.

Random Tornado Thoughts

I knew summer would not be complete without at least one tornado warning. The past couple weeks, I have been thinking gee, we haven't had any yet this summer, surely one is bound to come eventually. And finally the weather did not disappoint me. Today we had one. Actually there were two in my county today, but I think the earlier one affected further east of my county. The second one was right over my township. And apparently, funnel clouds were spotted, thankfully to the west of my town. Even so, as soon as I saw that a tornado warning was issued, I immediately started shaking and hyperventilating. Didn't help that when the warning started listing where the tornado would be near, it listed my town as one of them.

I'm not one to condemn weather predictions, because I understand meteorology is not an easy thing to predict, but so much for relying on the Weather Channel and SPC storm predictions. Nowhere in the Northeast was listed under the TOR:CON for today. No severe thunderstorm threat. SPC had no storm probabilities for any of the areas.

On another note, I [shamefully] requested a copy of One Direction's CD from my local libray. What? I think a couple of their songs are catchy and I want to hear the rest of them. But I'm sorry, I am not buying their CD. I haven't even bought MGMT's CDs, although that is more due to the fact that NO GODDAMN STORES SELL THEIR CDS ANYMORE (I still might buy them if I ever find them. I could order them online, of course. But I don't feel like it). My library only has 3 copies of it and I am 8th in line for it. Ugh it's going to be so embarrassing when I have to go pick it up, because I can't do self-checkout with CDs, so a librarian or volunteer will have to check it out for me. They'll be looking at me like ew, why is someone so old checking out their CD? Then again, I supposedly look a hell of a lot younger than my age, according to every single person I meet, but I don't see it. I think I look haggard for 28.

I just have to remember to return it on time; otherwise, this post will come to life. Their fans are fucking psychotic. I did a teeny bit of research on the whole Larry shipping thing and....mother of God. Okay, yes they would be a very sweet and adorable couple. They're so sweet and adorable together, my pancreas temporarily stops producing insulin and gives me temporary diabetes every time I see pictures of them together. And hey, I admit to my fair share of fantasizing about two people who would look good together. But I just do it for fun. I would never sit and write stories or anything. It's all in my head with the rest of my fucked up thoughts.What? You don't think I look at Ben and Andrew and think dirty thoughts? But wow. Those fans.....I couldn't imagine being that serious and dedicated to something.

ETA 1:31AM: Possible tornado strikes in Southern NJ

Okay. No. That is way, WAY too close for comfort.

And that shopping center that the video was taken from? I have been there many times.

ETA 12:57PM: OH GOD IT WAS A TORNADO 

I mentioned to my mom last night about how a possible tornado had hit, and she starts saying about how if one was to hit our area, they would tell us to get out. I said no, that is why they give you a warning, to prepare if one was to hit. And she says something like if one hits and that is how she is meant to die, so be it. I mentally facepalmed myself. That is the whole point of warnings! So you don't die, or at least decrease your risk of dying!