Random Thoughts

Very shortly, the entire holiday season is going to be over and I am ready to tear my hair out. I can actually feel my breath catching in my chest like I am going to have a panic attack. This is not normal at all. God, I really wish I knew why it bothers me so much. Everything just sucks from now on. Winter comes, with its dark bleaknesss. Then spring and summer comes, which are nice until all of the severe thunderstorm and tornados watches and warnings start rolling in. Really my only favorite time of the year is right after Halloween.

The only reasons I look forward to the end of the holiday season are 1) no car insurance payment for a couple months and 2) a temporary end to the War on Christmas bullshit. I saw a clip of Bill-O the other day interviewing Sarah Palin and what came out of his mouth nearly gave me a heart attack. I never seen someone who can say smart things and assinine things like him. I want to simultaneously shake his hand and punch him in the face (mostly because of this "war on Christmas" stuff). When I listen to the pro-war on Christmas crowd- which generally consists of those who, as Obama said, cling to guns and religion (come on and give me a fucking break! you know you all do!)- getting their panties into a bunch over it, it makes me wonder that if God and Jesus themselves were to come down and say they could give a rat's ass what people wish each other, if they would even listen. Something tells me no. I also am starting to believe that if Glenn Beck of Manitee or the rest of the "Love America Or Else Conservatives" were to get on national TV and tell their following that the librul media lies and says we need our brains and that they themselves proved that they really don't, the people would all rip their own brains out.

Speaking of brains, I saw a comic one day that showed what a liberal brain looks like and since this publication is something that is obviously with or against- meaning if you are not wishing for a four way with Palin, Limbaugh, and Beck, then you are a liberal; therefore, according to this publication, that makes me a liberal- it said at the area of the spinal cord, that in a liberal, it has been replaced (by what, I do not remember), so there goes ever getting my wish. God dang it!

I am trying to get very serious about going back to school and I printed out the class list for accounting technology and I almost burst in to tears when I realized that even with all of the classes I have taken, I still have 12 classes left to take. And I would have had Anatomy lab done had the semester I taken it I did not decide to make the genius move of quitting an Effexor cold turkey and ultimately sending myself to hell (I panicked so bad at the thought of failing lab despite having a fucking A average at the time that I just dropped it, a decision I have and will regret for the rest of my life). I am also very upset that I am required to take Public Speaking as a general ed. Its great that my school bumped up the AAS programs to 6 credits of English (better to transfer with), but why on earth would they require the second class to be Public Speaking? I can't take Public Speaking. I have a panic attack at the thought of it.

I normally don't like to talk about it, but this menstrual cycle has been a fucking nightmare. I don't ever recall having one so bad. Physically and mentally, more the latter than the former. I have not been able to stop crying. I will be fine one second and then I will start to cry and I can't stop and just everything on fucking planet earth makes me cry.

I want to send an email to an online pal, but I have sent a few since September and all of have gone unanswered. I don't know if he has been away from the internet, he no longer wants to speak, or god forbid, something happened to him. He wasn't well to begin with and despite never knowing him personally, I will be very upset if something happened to him. Really the only person on earth who has some inkling of what I feel. Sam, if you are still out there and you ever got around to reading this batch of insanity and I said anything to upset you, I am truly sorry.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "A Big Piece Of Garbage":

Fry: Don't worry, Professor. It's no competition for your Death Clock.
Wernstrom: And what will you be presenting this evening, grandpa?
Professor: Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place!
Wernstrom: I just hope it's not as lame as that Death Clock you presented last year.
Professor: Eh...last year, you say?
Wernstrom: That's right.
Professor: Oh my! Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place?
Wernstrom: Hardly! We laughed until our teeth fell out.

Quote Of The Day

From Family Guy episode "Padre De Familia":

And here comes whackadoo film director Oliver Stone. Oliver's here promoting his new movie Born on the Fourth of July II: Born on the Fifth of July, which he promises will be even "July-ier" than the original.

The WTF Of The Day

STFU, Conservatives

Wow, Sarah Palin is not pro-life? The woman who is supposedly against abortion even in the cases of rape?! A woman who chose to have a baby with Down's Syndrome (although, as pro-choice as I am, I am not even sure I would abort the baby if it had Down's)? How preposterous.

Fuck, I shudder to think what they consider "pro-life"!

But because for every one thing there might be that would make one defend her, there are a hundred billion stupid things that come out of her mouth to make one retract it. And I am not even sure that makes any sense, but here we go, this gem quote from her book:

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

Well, Sarah, I love meat probably as much as you do, but answer this- why did God makes us- humans, genus homo, species H.sapiens- out of meat?

Moronic Quote Of The Day

A comment by Peg, on the article The Most Kid-Exploiting Moments in TV:

Bruce, You'd do well to keep you STUPID LIBERAL Fox Network BASHING to yourself! A&E and BRAVO cater more to the likes of trash like Octo-breeder. Frankly, your entire report REEKS! Why not apply to the NY Times, I hear they're looking for your kind of reporting and people with live brain cells can more easily avoid reading your garbage.

Ah, Peg, you're such a typical hyperpolitico. Admit it. Someone will be talking about puppies and I am sure you will manage to find something in the conversation to bitch about the socialist American hating liberals, right? Maybe I am missing it, but I have read the article twice and have yet to find any reference to Fox Noise. I am going to take another gander here and guess you are probably also an anti-abortionist? Hate the moronic Octocunt, but probably would have jumped down her throat if she aborted them, right? Encourage people to keep their babies no matter the situation, but then jump down their throats when they have them? Oh, but that's right. Once it's born, it's now a human and deserves squat. Fetuses are supposed to have more rights than women.

As with all bad things, there will usually be something good, as is this comment left in regards to the same article:

It has always amazed me that Disney can ignore talented kids that can sing and perform in favor of blatant lip-syncing, script reading, brats, who are later sold to the public as talented singers and performers. Without auto tuners and copy cat song writers most of these child "stars" would be struggling to read and hard pressed to hold down a job at McDonalds.

Quote Of The Day

Actually it's an article:

A Review of the Pirated Copy of Windows 7 I Bought On eBay

Ho Freaking Ho!

Merry holiday everyone!

I am currently sitting in front of my new 21.5 inch monitor on my new deskchair with a fat ass cushion for my big fat ass. The monitor was actually damn dirt cheap. I know how much my parents spent on it because I was actually going to buy it on Black Friday, but I decided that while I am insane, I am not insane enough to venture out on Black Friday. I made out pretty good between Christmas and my birthday. Might as well list everything I received:

Birthday
1. a birthday wine glass (although I do not like wine)
2. Snoopy Come Home
3. a Lenox Snoopy statue
4. desk chair (finally my back will no longer hurt!)
5. $20 gift card to Starbucks (although I have not been to one since my friend passed away)
6. $

Christmas
1. a claddagh necklace
2. a box of Ferrero Raffaellos (joke gift)
3. nesting doll
4. Sunshine Cleaning
5. Unwrapped Volume 1
6. monitor
7. new DVD holder
8. Futurama Season 1 and 2 (my collection is now complete!)
9. pajamas
10. gift cards

But as usual, I am sitting here, feeling incredibly depressed. For as long as I can remember, I always feel lousy after the holidays (and it will worsen after New Years; New Years will probably be brought in in the typical fashion of watching the ball drop, hugging and kissing my parents, talking to my aunt and grandparents, and then going off in to my bedroom to cry). I absolutely hate when the holidays are over. I think that is why I am so miserable during the holidays, because I know I have to face the awful depression when it's over (although feeling miserable during the holidays make the post-holiday depression even worse, so they both kind of feed into each other). I remember back in school always crying the night before having to go back to school after the break (although I never did when spring break was over) and when all the decorations started disappearing and there were no longer any lights anywhere and it was bleak cold dark winter, it just totally destroyed me. One time when I was in elementary school still, my mother started to take somethings down and I went and put everything back. I didn't want the holidays to be over and many years later, I am still the same exact way. Why? I really have no idea. I know that just like with how I feel when I come back from vacation, I will eventually get over it. But it sure never feels like it.

And then I find out this lovely piece of news on Christmas eve. My father is retiring in February and he just conveniently scheduled surgery for mid- January so he would basically go out for surgery and never go back. Well, my mother just informed me that this upcoming Monday is his last day. He is using all his accumulated vacation time and not going back. Obviously he has to have the surgery so I am not referring to that, but I think that is just beyond rude to just go out like that, as well as to lie to the company and say you are having surgery before the actual date. He can bitch and complain about how horrible his job was, but that place was fucking good to him. At least better than most places. Many people would kill for a job that gives you a pension, paid for benefits, vacation days, sick days, and personal days. I can just see how his retirement will go. He won't do shit except sit in front of the TV all day and sleep and by next Christmas, will weigh about 500 pounds. He's already more than halfway there. With his finances, he shouldn't even be retiring. I don't know how my mother hasn't killed him yet. If my husband forced me to file bankruptcy (he kept using credit cards and unfortunately, a few of them had my poor mother's name on them), I would have to do everything in my power not to seriously hurt him.

And the cherry on top is I have extreme PMS.

Quote Of The Day

This comment from Fox Nation announces first shots fired in annual War on Christmas

Merry holiday. I like that!

And then this quote from Bill-o on Media Matters (I found it on Wiki, so whether it is true or not, although it does actually have a source):

vile propaganda outfit....which specializes in distorting comments made by politicians, pundits, and media people

All that comes to mind are the phrases "it takes one to know one and " and "pot calling the kettle black". It's basically akin to me going to a crazy farm and telling everyone there that they are all fucking nuts. I was not aware I knew so many damn conservatives, but I swear if I read one more "religious folk" whining about this war on Christmas bullshit on Facebook, I am going to kick my computer out the window. This bullshit every fucking year is annoying me so much, I almost wish someone would try to change the name of Christmas just so maybe these people will explode in anger and then we don't have to hear them whine and cry every year.

And what is this bullcrap of no Botax? Why is plastic surgery not taxed anyway? Last time I checked it is a luxury. It is not a necessity. Why the fuck is it tax free? This quote is genius from some crap wacko the head of some crap wacko group:

These women come in, they've lost their jobs, they don't have the money for a facelift

Oh boohoo. Remind me to cry and pray for those women when I go to bed tonight. I am 25 years old and I have the boobs of a 50 year-old woman due to gaining and losing weight (hey, 2 years ago I was pushing a DD; now I am at a comfortable B and a half) and despite my intense hatred of tit jobs, I would love something done, but you don't see me whining and crying every night before bed over not being able to afford it. Because frankly I dont even care.

Here's an idea- stop being so fucking shallow! The only time I could support no tax is it if is done on someone who really needs it. A burn victim, for example.

Video Of The Day

It's already been given the honors of "Lyrics Of The Day", but since I love a good smackdown on the Televangelist movement, it's being honored with "Video Of The Day" as well:

The WTF Of The Day

Dreamy Really Is Going For Some Kind Of Record

How many times has Pete Doherty been arrested and sent to court? Why do they even bother arresting and locking him up? He is clearly a druggie and very clearly is not someone who learns from his mistakes, so why not just either lock him up forever or just let him go about his merry albeit drugged out way?

Limbaugh says Obama is a "coward" without the "spine" or "gonads" to admit he caused federal deficit

Wow. I had no idea Obama was president from 2000 to 2008 as well! I also had no idea he was also a white man with gray hair that looks like an chimp and talks like a moron! Shame on Obama! Doesn't he know that one cannot be president more than 2 terms?

Lyrics Of The Day

Because every now and then, some artist today will put something out that I actually like...."Fireflies" by Owl City:

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I'd just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
Its hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sockhop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
Its hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

When I fall asleep
Leave my door open just a crack
(please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
Its hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
Its hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause my dreams are bursting at the seams

The WTF Of The Day

Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy Pants

Dumbass, although frankly, I don't know who is the biggest dumbass here- the killer who killed himself with his own pants or the moronic hyperpoliticos flooding the comment section. It has nothing to do with the story, you pack of blockheads!

Man, what a stupid way to die.

And speaking of WTF, I went on the Facebook fanpage for Lady Miss Kier and someone actually had the gall to write 4 simple words that are, quite frankly, outrageous:

The original Lady GaGa!

Look, I do believe that Lady Gaga has talent and I do actually like a couple songs by her and I will actually defend her and say that while she is not the most attractive person on earth, she isn't that ugly (I'm curious to see how many people declare her ugly and call Miley Cyrus attractive; I don't like to go after people's looks much, but good God, that entire family looks like they were beaten with an ugly stick....I have seen pictures of Lady Gaga where I could almost call her pretty. In a bizarre way.), although I do not get such bizarre attire because it is not like she doesn't have the voice to back her up unlike 99.9% of the crap passed as musicians today (I mean, I am all for weird, but there is a limit and dressing like a bloody tampon surpasses that limit) but.....NO! No way in fucking hell can you ever dare compare her to Lady Miss Kier! ABSOLUTELY NOT! First off, Lady Miss Kier was not anywhere near as weird as Lady Gaga, second, Deee-Lite was not as mainstream and third, Deee-Lite's music had some kind of message to society. What Lady Gaga's is is beyond me, besides telling us to just dance. I know she likes to act like her music is all deep and meaningful and shit, but I have yet to hear any kind of real message to society. The only things the 2 have in common is the name Lady in front of their name, they are both a supporter of gay rights, and they write their own music.

Quote Of The Day

11 Points writer Sam Greenspan on the expected responses to placing Fixed News' The Half Hour Newshour (wtf) on his 11 Most Disappointing TV Shows of the 2000s list:

You can stop typing up your angry comment about how I hated it because I'm a raging hippie liberal who wants to have a three-way with Nancy Pelosi and Al Franken (and then treat the STDs we all get with universal, government-funded health care).

Quote Of The Day

AOL commentor Hugh Jassol, on When Ugly Christmas Trees Attack:

I am an Air Force (yes, an entire Air Force) and I needed to lose weight so I took some Acai Berry then detoxified my colon. Unfortunately, it was during a 6 G dive that my colon became unstable and I shat in my flight suit. Then the suit pressurized and exploded, spraying the contents of my now detoxified colon all over the cockpit and, sadly, my co-pilot. But he was okay with it because he had met a tall millionaire online the night before and was expecting a check from Mrs. Abacha in Nigeria for 7.5 million any day now. After we landed I got a shower and a coffee enema, watched Brangelina topless then found a cougar to love online at onlynitwitsbelievethis .com so we'll be getting married soon and Mr. Colon Cleanse will be my best man. After, we'll be eating dog food while we try to pay all the credit cards that we ran up buying useless crap from all the scumbags posing as bloggers on AOL.

Picture Of The Day

From Cracked article 6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations:

















Good God! It's Dick Cheney as a cat!

Random Thoughts

I am almost a month late on reporting this, but....good news! The legal world is safe from my jurying. I was excused about five seconds into being interviewed by the judge. He asked me something along the lines of whether I could place equal weight on every testimony and do I feel I could judge fairly and I said “honestly, no” and he told me I was excused. So, somewhere in the county, the defendant and plantiff can breathe a sigh of relief. Weird thing is, when I checked the Jury Reporting webpage for Thursday afterwards, it said both groups, all numbers were excused. It also said “Jurors in the Special Panel are Excused”. So who the hell did they pick?

The thing that absolutely astonished me was how people came dressed. I wore dress pants, a blouse, and flats. About 85% of the other jurors came in casual and by casual, I mean jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, sneakers, construction boots, etc. Some big fat chick came in leggings and ridiculous boots and another girl came in a tracksuit. The best one I saw was a chick in jeans, a hoodie, and flip flops. I mean, seriously? In a fucking courtroom? Sure, the summons said “dress casual”, but come on! It also said “Jurors must wear clothing appropriate for an appearance in court.”

And I always hear stories about how everyone makes friends at jury duty. I am lucky if 3 people talked to me. Sure, I didn’t make any conversation nor did I want to (I had roughly 4.5 hours of sleep + I did not want to be there= super antisocial), but usually not wanting to be bothered seems to be an open invitation to talk my ear off.

The strange thing is, I desperately did not want to get picked and yet when I was dismissed and still to this very second, I feel kind of bad and remorseful. Look, it’s not just because I am kind of biased that I feel I would not make a good juror. It’s also the fact that I am horribly indecisive and I also do not want to be a part of convicting someone unless it’s absolutely certain they did it.

And unfortunately, with the type of case, I would have had issues with both parties. At first, my feminista instinct kicked in and I would have thought I would have had a vendetta for the defendant but as soon as the judge mentioned something about under 18 sex laws, my entire perspective changed. Because I feel that there are people out there under 18 who have sex with someone over 18 that know damn well what they are doing and it should NOT be considered statutory rape. there seems to be an ever increasing number of girls crying wolf. NOT cool at all to make light of such a vicious situation. Every girl who has cried rape that knows damn well they never were deserves be slapped upside the head and then to burn in hell. It’s fucking sick!

Man, I can't believe it's going to be Christmas soon. It's crazy! Where has this year gone? better yet, where have the past 4 years gone? It's already been 4 years since I basically had a nervous breakdown. Am I better? Oh yeah. In certain ways, but not in others.

It astonishes me that what should have been helping was actually making me worse. I have been medicine free for ....hmmm, I have to think for a second. I think I took my last Prozac pill in the fall of 2007, so 2 years I have been medicine free. Exercising really does help. It certainly has not taken away any of the depression or anxiety, but it keeps my head screwed on a little tighter.

The one thing that has been bothering me big time is my personality. I have been off the wall lately. I can honestly go from caring about someone to hating them in a short amount of time. I can sit in my room and cry worrying about something happening to my parents and it will take one little thing for me to hate them and this will alternate all day long. It drives me nuts. I have had this problem for a long time but it just seems to be worsening. And it makes me feel horrible. I feel like a troll. And a lot of times I will just say stuff that I don't even know why I say and don't really mean. I never really went through a "teenage angst" phase, so maybe this is it rearing it's ugly head now. It only took a decade!

I don't pretend to know a whole lot about personality disorders, but for a long time I have suspected that I having one is very, very possible. I have never stayed in therapy long enough or had the courage to ever confront the idea of having one. What one would I have? I am not sure. The one I would be almost willing to bet my life on is Avoidant Personality Disorder. But I do believe there is another one as well. I am not trying to play first year psych student here, but obsessive compulsive, compensatory narcissitic, borderline, and passive aggressive personality disorders are all ones that sound pretty on the nose. I don't know. If I ever go back to therapy, it will definitely be something I will bring up.

One feeling that is not new is guilt. Guilt is basically the one feeling I can say I feel constantly. And I think I finally found the root of why I am the most indecisive person on earth- GUILT! No matter which decision I would make, something would make me feel guilty.

But otherwise....good news! I received something on November 20th and November 30th that I haven't seen in ages- a Blue Screen of Death! Still haven't quite figured out the cause of it, but it coicidentally occured after the installation and uninstallation of Counterspy, so I am pointing my finger at it, but either way, my reaction was similar to when my last computer decided to die on me in June, which was basically a reaction similar to every person in the Game Fly commercial.

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Woman Sues Burger King For Texts About Shakes and Whoppers

The texts caused her actual harm? I suppose next she'll be suing BK for making their food irresistable and causing her to weigh over 500 pounds.

Look, I would never argue that Nazi Germany and concentration camps were a horrible thing, but when I read articles like this, it makes me wonder if all eugenics are really that bad.

It also makes me rethink evolution.

These comments on the article made me laugh:

Boy hearing about that woman's plight is making me sick so l think l will sue her for 5 million dollars!!!!!!!!

This lady has hurt me. I have lost my motivation to work honestly and hard for my money, knowing that people like her can make millions in frivilous lawsuits, causes me to want to search for a likewise method to make money while the legal system gets slowed down even more. Let's all sue her, it would be just as justifiable. (sarcasm of course)

You should see my job. I can't tell you how much I am willing to bet that most of the cases I see are filed by people who seem to just simply not want to work, but for some reason, don't resort to welfare like others. Guess it wouldn't pay as much as opposed to suing someone else for your own goddamn stupidity or for something out of their control. What are the statistical odds that you get hurt once and then several more times on a job that is not even hazardous? Since when is carpal tunnel syndrome the fault of your place of employment? Come on now. Get real, people!

PS, did I not mention that I do finally have a job?

With stupid lawsuits increasing practically every second, I think I may file a lawsuit against humanity for pissing me off on an hourly basis.

Quote Of The Day

Michael K on Jersey Shore:

What is there to say about last night's 2-hour premiere of Jersey Shore on MTV? I was tempted to just post a picture of the orange puss that oozed out of my eye holes after watching this, because that pretty much sums it up.

Did I watch it? No. One, I was not aware it premiered. Two, I do not watch MTV, except for Southpark sometimes. And three, I hate NJ enough as it is. I don't need to add any fuel to the fire. Ninety nine percent of the comments I have read on this piece of shit say they do not see this in NJ. However, any of the pictures of it I have seen, I can say that I do, in fact, see this exact type of trash in NJ. Believe me, I go to Seaside for the day a few times every summer and this is the exact type of trash I see every fucking summer. Wildwood is getting incredibly close to being overrun with this type of trash (I always laugh at how they are trying to upgrade Wildwood and condos get more expensive and the clientele just gets trashier and trashier; change the scenary, but not the situation). I saw it in high school too. Oh, did I. Especially the guys. Guidos out and out. *barfs*

The only compliment I can offer this show is if I were held hostage and told that if I do not want to die, my choices are to watch hours of this POS or hours of the [Whatever number they are up to] Kids and Counting or Jon And Kate Plus Eight, you can guarantee I will choose this visual and aural holocaust over those crappy pieces of crap. Come on. Either way you look at it, you know I will be asking the person holding me hostage to put me out of my misery.

My great-grandparents must be rolling in their graves.

Lyrics Of The Day

"Don't Hang Up" by the Orlons:

Don't hang up (no, no)
Oh, don't you do it now
Don't hang up (no, no)

Don't hang up like you always do
I know you think our love is true
I'll explain the facts to you, don't hang up
Give me a chance or our romance is through

Don't hang up (no, no)
Oh, don't you do it no)
Don't hang up (no, no)

I took a walk with Mary Lou
I ran around to visit Sue
She had some boys I never knew
Don't hang up
They took a ride, so, baby, I went too

Stopped at the record hop
I had to be a sport
We stomped and we did The Slop
Then you walked in and I was caught

Don't hang up (no, no)
Oh, don't you do it now
Don't hang up (no, no).

'Cause you got some explainin' too
a-Like that chick I saw with you
So talk fast like you always do
Don't hang up
You've got one chance or our romance is through

[Instrumental break.]

Then you walked in and you were caught
Don't hang up (no, no)
Oh, don't you do it now
Don't hang up (no, no)

I didn't say our love was through
But if we made a fool for two
'Cause making up is fun to do
Don't hang up
'Cause no one else will ever do but you

Don't hang up (no, no)
Oh, don't you do it now
Don't hang up (no, no)
Or you'll be sorry, baby
Don't hang up (no, no)
You know I love you, baby
Don't hang up...

Quote Of The Day

Actually, it is an article, from Little Green Footballs, the webpage with a title that for reasons unbeknownst to me, makes me break into kiddie giggles:

Why I Parted Ways With The Right

A few years ago, I visited this webpage because, like I just said, the title appealed to me. When I read it though, it infuriated me (I think it was a big pro-Bush kajigger). But now looking at it, I can honestly say it is not bad at all. I don't agree with everything written, but these are certainly conservatives I can respect, although I am sure to the Palin/Limbaugh/Beck party that these good fellows are nothing but a bunch of American-hating, Jesus-hating RINOs who are really liberals. I honestly don't know what is so goddamn hard to understand that there are many, MANY variations of a political party. There is not just the Liberals and the Conservatives. I consider myself Democratic, but that does not mean I am a welfare-loving, baby-killing, illegal-immigrant loving, you-all-owe me, PETA-loving, vegan, tree-hugging elitist. I will clarify that I curse welfare abusers but do not condemn welfare entirely, I wish there were more abortions, I have views of illegal immigrants that would please Lou Dobbs, I do not think the world owes me, I despise PETA, I do love my burgers and chicken fingers, and while I do respect protecting the environment, I despise the whole going green trend. Do these people even really give a shit?

I can already picture the massive amount of hate and rage-filled emails that will be sent to this man. God forbid should one have even one negative thing to say about the Republican party. And yet liberals and Democrats are the ones that are fascists and trying to turn this country into a nanny state? That always gets me. Who are the ones that are always banning and burning books and protesting movies and trying to tell women what to do with their bodies? Not lefties.