A couple weeks ago, one of the girls I used to work, but left right before I started, one of the oldest and most immature back-stabbing bitches in the office, had posted a picture on Facebook of her daughter helping with dinner. And my FWA leaves a comment joking that she wants to come to dinner. So my former coworker tags my FWA, my FWA's friend, and two other coworkers in a comment that says she needs to invite them for dinner some Saturday night. I was kind of in shock at it. Honestly, I want nothing to do with her, but it still stung a little. Actually more than a little. Especially since I know how much shit talking she did about my FWA and my FWA's friend. But hey, they want to be stupid and believe she is their friend, then go right ahead.
I only ever hear about her on ONTD, but lately there has been a lot of talk about Sky Ferreira. She reminds me so much of my FWA, it's creepy. Just imagine her with horrible acne, terrible teeth, a tongue stud, and white trashy. And that is my FWA. Oh, and pregnant. Can't forget pregnant. Ugh, the idea of that raising a child makes me want to drive my car off the nearest bridge.
Actually, a lot makes me want to do that, but that is neither here nor there.
Some time last week, I was coming home from work and got stuck behind a student driver. I was extremely agitated and while I wasn't tailgating, I was driving closer than I should have been. And later on that night, I started to feel bad about how I was driving so close. But then I thought about how once these assholes get their licenses, they'll probably be the same ones who defy the no cell phones/no texting laws because OMGZ nothing bad will ever happen me, and probably the same shits who party every weekend and drive drunk.
On the way to work this morning, I reminded myself to discuss something that happened in work a few weeks ago. Of course I nearly forgot. My God, my memory is getting terrible. Everyone keeps telling me it's because I am getting older. No, sorry someone should not have this bad of a memory at 29 years old. No, I blame psychiatric drugs. Especially Effexor. That evil spawn of Satan. I was watching some show called Flashpoint yesterday morning and some guy got a tainted vaccine and had developed ASL or something, so he went and held the lab hostage. I am surprised no one has ever did that with Big Pharma. Anyway, I am off topic here. A couple weeks ago, one of the big shots from up north came down and later on, one of my coworkers made a comment about it to me, then said "maybe he is here to fire us again", I said "I hope not", and then she said something that she would like that. And I felt like turning to her and say "JFC if you are that unhappy, then fucking quit already instead of bitching for over four years about how much you hate it here". Then we received an email today from Ms. Croquette telling us we were a percentage behind in revenue and if it isn't brought up, then we may have our holiday weekend taken from us. I wanted to round house kick my monitor. Are you fucking kidding me? I am looking forward to having off! Apparently they threaten that every year but it has yet to happen. Assholes.
Boy I can tell my PMS is showing. And I am not even due for another week! I feel like biting everyone's heads off. And have bitten a few off. I can't stand feeling this shitty, both physically and emotionally, every time it's going to be coming. And birth control is supposed to help! And it did not! Instead I was even more emotional and suicidal than usual!
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Sunday, February 26, 2012
Random Thoughts
Oh digestive system, how I hate you so much!
I have not had trouble like this in a long time. I am fucking miserable! I don't know what has my digestive system in such an uproar, but last Friday, I was between 121 and 122 pounds. This past Friday, 124 pounds. I almost went through the roof when I got on the scale and seen that. I know damn well I did not eat enough last weekend to gain 3-4 pounds. And I was on the ball from Monday on in keeping within my normal calorie range.
And then I made the mistake of going to the Cheesecake Factory last night for dinner. Generally when I go out to eat, I clean off my plate. It's very rare I don't finish every single thing on my plate. And I still have been successful in losing and maintaining my weight. But for some reason, this past week, my appetite has been on overdrive (which made it very difficult to keep within my calorie range, but I was still successful), so of course when I went to dinner last night, I cleared everything. A few pieces of bread, all of my grilled cheese, all of my fries, the entire slice of Oreo cheesecake and a couple forkfuls of my sister's cheesecake. And I am suffering for it today. I am so bloated and miserable and I look and feel like I am pregnant and I am walking like I am pregnant and all I want is one goddamn simple thing.
You know, the Cheesecake Factory does have very good food, but that place is like a madhouse. My God, just going and coming from the hostess stand was like risking your life. People who I have no idea how they even afford to eat there come in with a large number of people in their parties and they ALL have to rush up to the hostess stand like it's their last freaking meal. And I do not much care for seating like they have there, where parties of two are practically right on top of each other. And we had these two teenage girls next to us who were of the airheaded giggly kind. And the one kept looking over at us and it was annoying me.
One thing that is annoying me whenever I go out to eat is how many people I see playing on their phones. Families out and the parents are talking to the kids and the kids are engrossed in their phones. The airheads next to us, both girls sat and played with their phones the entire time they were there. The table next to them, same thing. What is the point of even going out with people if you aren't even going to pay attention to each other? My brother-in-law does that as well. Every single holiday, he sits in the dining room with us and plays on his phone the entire time. I think it is incredibly rude. When we had my sister's birthday cake a couple weeks ago, he sat and played Angry Birds almost the entire night until one point my sister hollered at him.
I like technology a lot, but there is something about cellphones that just irks me. I can't stand watching people texting all the time or whatever they are doing. And when I am talking to someone and they whip out their phone and start typing, I always have to bite my tongue to keep from going absolutely ballistic. I am talking to you, for fuck's sake! Pay attention!
And that reminded me of that commercial for AT&T, where the guy and the girl are on a date and she accuses him of watching a game on his phone and he denies it, but he really is watching it. If I was that man's wife, girlfriend, or whatever, I'd have to grab my fork and stab his hand.
I have not had trouble like this in a long time. I am fucking miserable! I don't know what has my digestive system in such an uproar, but last Friday, I was between 121 and 122 pounds. This past Friday, 124 pounds. I almost went through the roof when I got on the scale and seen that. I know damn well I did not eat enough last weekend to gain 3-4 pounds. And I was on the ball from Monday on in keeping within my normal calorie range.
And then I made the mistake of going to the Cheesecake Factory last night for dinner. Generally when I go out to eat, I clean off my plate. It's very rare I don't finish every single thing on my plate. And I still have been successful in losing and maintaining my weight. But for some reason, this past week, my appetite has been on overdrive (which made it very difficult to keep within my calorie range, but I was still successful), so of course when I went to dinner last night, I cleared everything. A few pieces of bread, all of my grilled cheese, all of my fries, the entire slice of Oreo cheesecake and a couple forkfuls of my sister's cheesecake. And I am suffering for it today. I am so bloated and miserable and I look and feel like I am pregnant and I am walking like I am pregnant and all I want is one goddamn simple thing.
You know, the Cheesecake Factory does have very good food, but that place is like a madhouse. My God, just going and coming from the hostess stand was like risking your life. People who I have no idea how they even afford to eat there come in with a large number of people in their parties and they ALL have to rush up to the hostess stand like it's their last freaking meal. And I do not much care for seating like they have there, where parties of two are practically right on top of each other. And we had these two teenage girls next to us who were of the airheaded giggly kind. And the one kept looking over at us and it was annoying me.
One thing that is annoying me whenever I go out to eat is how many people I see playing on their phones. Families out and the parents are talking to the kids and the kids are engrossed in their phones. The airheads next to us, both girls sat and played with their phones the entire time they were there. The table next to them, same thing. What is the point of even going out with people if you aren't even going to pay attention to each other? My brother-in-law does that as well. Every single holiday, he sits in the dining room with us and plays on his phone the entire time. I think it is incredibly rude. When we had my sister's birthday cake a couple weeks ago, he sat and played Angry Birds almost the entire night until one point my sister hollered at him.
I like technology a lot, but there is something about cellphones that just irks me. I can't stand watching people texting all the time or whatever they are doing. And when I am talking to someone and they whip out their phone and start typing, I always have to bite my tongue to keep from going absolutely ballistic. I am talking to you, for fuck's sake! Pay attention!
And that reminded me of that commercial for AT&T, where the guy and the girl are on a date and she accuses him of watching a game on his phone and he denies it, but he really is watching it. If I was that man's wife, girlfriend, or whatever, I'd have to grab my fork and stab his hand.
Monday, December 12, 2011
The Stupid Of The Day
Driver was texting in Missouri traffic pileup - Yahoo! News
I don't remember hearing about this case from over a year ago, but I'm glad the driver died. I don't feel one bit of sympathy for him. I guarantee he was one of those little smart ass kids that insists that oh texting and driving is so easy you just don't know how to multitask!!!!!!!!!!
And don't give me that crap that oh you did stupid things at that age. Because I didn't.
NJ and a few other states have bans on it and yet this past weekend, there was an article that texting and driving is actually up, particularly among young drivers. Do people actually find this funny? Do they really think it is funny that they are distracted and not paying attention to the road and putting other people on the road at risk for accidents? Because I don't. I don't think it's funny at all. And some people give excuses like oh I didn't know there was a ban. Bull. Shit. You were not texting because you were not aware of a ban. You were texting with full awareness of the law, but think you are above it because America is turning into a land of arrogant, self-centered, nothing can ever happen to them, fuck everyone else's safety ASSHOLES.
God help someone if they ever hit me while texting and driving.
I don't remember hearing about this case from over a year ago, but I'm glad the driver died. I don't feel one bit of sympathy for him. I guarantee he was one of those little smart ass kids that insists that oh texting and driving is so easy you just don't know how to multitask!!!!!!!!!!
And don't give me that crap that oh you did stupid things at that age. Because I didn't.
NJ and a few other states have bans on it and yet this past weekend, there was an article that texting and driving is actually up, particularly among young drivers. Do people actually find this funny? Do they really think it is funny that they are distracted and not paying attention to the road and putting other people on the road at risk for accidents? Because I don't. I don't think it's funny at all. And some people give excuses like oh I didn't know there was a ban. Bull. Shit. You were not texting because you were not aware of a ban. You were texting with full awareness of the law, but think you are above it because America is turning into a land of arrogant, self-centered, nothing can ever happen to them, fuck everyone else's safety ASSHOLES.
God help someone if they ever hit me while texting and driving.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Things That Annoy Me Part IV
Donna from That 70's Show- she was supposedly this die hard feminist yet never thought twice of using her tits to get anything
People who abuse animals- PETA needs to quit harrassing rich women and start throwing paint buckets at some of the assholes that appear on Animal Cops and Animal Precinct. If anyone is deserving of a bucket of paint to the face, it's these low life pieces of scum. Go through some flour or paint on Michael Vick. Better yet, put him in a yard full of rabid hungry pitbulls.
Radical breast feeders- mothers are bitching about Facebook banning photos of nursing babies now. Give me a fucking break. Some nursing mothers really get on my nerves. Why do you need to post a picture of yourself nursing or why do you have to whip out your boob in the middle of a crowded place? I thought nursing is supposed to be a private, bonding thing. People who believe nursing is better than bottle feeding are idiots anyway. I don't care if all the "scientific evidence" shows it is because if it is, explain to me why almost every kid I come into existance with has been breastfed and has horrible allergies and asthma and stomach problems and all that. There are women out there who believe that hospitals should do away with formula to encourage (e.g., force) women to breastfeed their babies. Just like with abortion, please do not make a decision for me. If I choose to not want to breastfed, that is my decision. As for women who do it to lose weight quicker- when you breastfeed, you need to eat more so both of you get adequate nutrition!
Commercials- I hate 99% of them. Especially that stupid one for Pillsbury where everyone clicks their heels. I like the Wizard of Oz, but why oh why can some movie references just not ever die? And some they just play over and over again. One time the one for freecreditreport.com came on when he is singing about being a pirate in this restauraunt and unknowingly I started to sing along with it and I knew it word for word. I hear it so much I actually subconsciously memorized the words to it. That is bad. I also hate the multigrain Cheerios one, the IKEA sale one, the rollover minutes one, and the Suave ones with the opera singing.
People who text and talk on the phone while driving- don't give me the bullshit that oh you're just good at multi-tasking. I am the queen of multi-tasking and I still will not text and/or talk on the phone while driving. Why? Because I am not about to kill someone because I feel the rules of the road do not apply to me.
Overrated songs- songs like "Don't Stop Believing" and "Living On A Prayer. I have nothing against Bon Jovi or Journey- I do like Journey a lot- but....god, I especially hate "Living On A Prayer".
Myspace!- Once again, another Deee-Lite fan page I was friends with has been deleted and now Project Playlist cannot be used on the site anymore. But the RIAA is to be blamed for the last one. I hate the RIAA. After Disney and religion, I never known an empire I would like to see crumble more than the RIAA.
Jim Carrey- seriously. Hang it up already. I thought Ace Ventura was hilarious once upon a time until I realized you use the same brand of humor in almost every single movie you appear in.
Actors who once did really vile comedy and now do stupid kid comedies
Metrosexuals- I could never date a man who cares more about his appearence than I care about mine
Stores like Hollister and Abercrombie- and the best part? One of my local malls is getting the largest Hollister store in America! Yay! Actually, most stores get on my nerves, but these ones take the cake.
The bratty more than likely teenagers who leave stupid comments on AOL's fashion page stating who are they tell them what to wear and what is good fashion- um, if you never like what they have to say, why do you read it?
People who use the excuse of jealousy when someone dislikes another- it's an excuse created for lazy people who cannot think of a good excuse. I dislike most music artists today because they all suck and good talented people are passed over for shits like them. Where is the justice in how quick it took to give Paris Hilton a record deal and how it took Deee-Lite several years to get one?
Israel and Palestine and every other country in the Middle East- Enough already. Find something better to do with your time than to constantly fight with each other.
People who abuse animals- PETA needs to quit harrassing rich women and start throwing paint buckets at some of the assholes that appear on Animal Cops and Animal Precinct. If anyone is deserving of a bucket of paint to the face, it's these low life pieces of scum. Go through some flour or paint on Michael Vick. Better yet, put him in a yard full of rabid hungry pitbulls.
Radical breast feeders- mothers are bitching about Facebook banning photos of nursing babies now. Give me a fucking break. Some nursing mothers really get on my nerves. Why do you need to post a picture of yourself nursing or why do you have to whip out your boob in the middle of a crowded place? I thought nursing is supposed to be a private, bonding thing. People who believe nursing is better than bottle feeding are idiots anyway. I don't care if all the "scientific evidence" shows it is because if it is, explain to me why almost every kid I come into existance with has been breastfed and has horrible allergies and asthma and stomach problems and all that. There are women out there who believe that hospitals should do away with formula to encourage (e.g., force) women to breastfeed their babies. Just like with abortion, please do not make a decision for me. If I choose to not want to breastfed, that is my decision. As for women who do it to lose weight quicker- when you breastfeed, you need to eat more so both of you get adequate nutrition!
Commercials- I hate 99% of them. Especially that stupid one for Pillsbury where everyone clicks their heels. I like the Wizard of Oz, but why oh why can some movie references just not ever die? And some they just play over and over again. One time the one for freecreditreport.com came on when he is singing about being a pirate in this restauraunt and unknowingly I started to sing along with it and I knew it word for word. I hear it so much I actually subconsciously memorized the words to it. That is bad. I also hate the multigrain Cheerios one, the IKEA sale one, the rollover minutes one, and the Suave ones with the opera singing.
People who text and talk on the phone while driving- don't give me the bullshit that oh you're just good at multi-tasking. I am the queen of multi-tasking and I still will not text and/or talk on the phone while driving. Why? Because I am not about to kill someone because I feel the rules of the road do not apply to me.
Overrated songs- songs like "Don't Stop Believing" and "Living On A Prayer. I have nothing against Bon Jovi or Journey- I do like Journey a lot- but....god, I especially hate "Living On A Prayer".
Myspace!- Once again, another Deee-Lite fan page I was friends with has been deleted and now Project Playlist cannot be used on the site anymore. But the RIAA is to be blamed for the last one. I hate the RIAA. After Disney and religion, I never known an empire I would like to see crumble more than the RIAA.
Jim Carrey- seriously. Hang it up already. I thought Ace Ventura was hilarious once upon a time until I realized you use the same brand of humor in almost every single movie you appear in.
Actors who once did really vile comedy and now do stupid kid comedies
Metrosexuals- I could never date a man who cares more about his appearence than I care about mine
Stores like Hollister and Abercrombie- and the best part? One of my local malls is getting the largest Hollister store in America! Yay! Actually, most stores get on my nerves, but these ones take the cake.
The bratty more than likely teenagers who leave stupid comments on AOL's fashion page stating who are they tell them what to wear and what is good fashion- um, if you never like what they have to say, why do you read it?
People who use the excuse of jealousy when someone dislikes another- it's an excuse created for lazy people who cannot think of a good excuse. I dislike most music artists today because they all suck and good talented people are passed over for shits like them. Where is the justice in how quick it took to give Paris Hilton a record deal and how it took Deee-Lite several years to get one?
Israel and Palestine and every other country in the Middle East- Enough already. Find something better to do with your time than to constantly fight with each other.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Things That Annoy Me Part III
Adding "-gate" or "malfunction" to the end of everything
Heely shoes- I want to stick my foot out and trip every little monster I see skating around busy stores on them. And then I will laugh hysterically.
Little girls who put on tons of make-up and dress all grown up and then throw childish tearful tantrums when they can't get a toy- wow, you look really grown up now, don't you?
People who ask me what I am going to school for- if one more person tells me "why don't you become a nurse like your sister?" I am going to tear my hair out. If I wanted to be a nurse, I would be in nursing school.
Snow- I liked it when I was little. Now that I am older and have to venture out in it, I hate it. Especially since the last time I drove in snow, I was doing about -6 miles an hour and I still almost managed to spin out.
People who tell me that you do not have to be concerned if you do not go to the bathroom every day to- I know that. But if it is a week and half or more, I think I am perfectly legitimate in being concerned.
People who, during the election, wore pins or posted signs that said "I am voting for the chick"- Palin was not the running candidate. Gee, I can just imagine the reactions of Rush Limbaugh or Faux Noise if people wore pins or posted signs that said, "I am voting for the Gaffe Machine" or if they had done the same thing if Hillary had been the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate. Rush Limbaugh probably would have screamed and ranted and raved until his big fat head exploded (praise Jebus) and Faux Noise probably would have talked about it for most of the election season.
People who complained that being a community organizer isn't experience- neither is being "just like us" and a mother
Restaurants that do not offer free refills or even one free refill
Text messaging charges- I constantly receive spam text messages. And my phone bill is higher because T-Mobile charges for every incoming text messages. I can understand charging for outgoing texts, but why should I have to pay for text messages I didn't ask for?
Amateur DJs- Shit, I am sick of seeing good ones get passed over. Who do these people think they are? Honestly. Sam Ronson demands $25,000 a session? Give me a break. I don't even think Lady Miss Kier demands that much (I heard something like $2,000 or so) and she is more longer well-known, more well liked, actually earned her fame, and worked with 2 DJs for several years. Now I have heard in the beginning she was supposedly not very good, but I am sure she is better than these douchebags. I bet Dmitry or Towa Tei don't even demand that much and they have been DJs for a million years.
The new "fauxmosexual" craze- yes, let's give the religious right more ammunition in believing that sexuality is a choice, thanks to cunts like Tila Tequila, Hohan, and the Ikki twins
Stupid lawyers and stupid lawsuits- I don't know how to elaborate on this anymore. America is getting out of hand with stupid lawsuits. Should I sue my brain for causing me emotional distress, my metabolism for not being faster, and a host of other things? Should MS patients sue their immune systems for attacking their nervous system and causing blindness, paralysis, deafness, etc? Should kids with muscular dystrophy sue their parents for giving them the MD gene? Should cancer patients sue their own bodies for mass producing hazardous cells? It's all so absurd. I especially hate the fat asses that eat McRat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have a heart attack, and then sue McRat. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so fat!
The terms "preggo" and "preggars"- it's pregnant for Pete's sake!
And lastly....Lord knows I despise Sarah Palin, but I swear, if I have to go to one more site and see someone say "you betcha!", "gotcha", or "by golly!", I am seriously going to rip that person's endocrine system out. Yes, I have been watching too much The Soup.
Heely shoes- I want to stick my foot out and trip every little monster I see skating around busy stores on them. And then I will laugh hysterically.
Little girls who put on tons of make-up and dress all grown up and then throw childish tearful tantrums when they can't get a toy- wow, you look really grown up now, don't you?
People who ask me what I am going to school for- if one more person tells me "why don't you become a nurse like your sister?" I am going to tear my hair out. If I wanted to be a nurse, I would be in nursing school.
Snow- I liked it when I was little. Now that I am older and have to venture out in it, I hate it. Especially since the last time I drove in snow, I was doing about -6 miles an hour and I still almost managed to spin out.
People who tell me that you do not have to be concerned if you do not go to the bathroom every day to- I know that. But if it is a week and half or more, I think I am perfectly legitimate in being concerned.
People who, during the election, wore pins or posted signs that said "I am voting for the chick"- Palin was not the running candidate. Gee, I can just imagine the reactions of Rush Limbaugh or Faux Noise if people wore pins or posted signs that said, "I am voting for the Gaffe Machine" or if they had done the same thing if Hillary had been the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate. Rush Limbaugh probably would have screamed and ranted and raved until his big fat head exploded (praise Jebus) and Faux Noise probably would have talked about it for most of the election season.
People who complained that being a community organizer isn't experience- neither is being "just like us" and a mother
Restaurants that do not offer free refills or even one free refill
Text messaging charges- I constantly receive spam text messages. And my phone bill is higher because T-Mobile charges for every incoming text messages. I can understand charging for outgoing texts, but why should I have to pay for text messages I didn't ask for?
Amateur DJs- Shit, I am sick of seeing good ones get passed over. Who do these people think they are? Honestly. Sam Ronson demands $25,000 a session? Give me a break. I don't even think Lady Miss Kier demands that much (I heard something like $2,000 or so) and she is more longer well-known, more well liked, actually earned her fame, and worked with 2 DJs for several years. Now I have heard in the beginning she was supposedly not very good, but I am sure she is better than these douchebags. I bet Dmitry or Towa Tei don't even demand that much and they have been DJs for a million years.
The new "fauxmosexual" craze- yes, let's give the religious right more ammunition in believing that sexuality is a choice, thanks to cunts like Tila Tequila, Hohan, and the Ikki twins
Stupid lawyers and stupid lawsuits- I don't know how to elaborate on this anymore. America is getting out of hand with stupid lawsuits. Should I sue my brain for causing me emotional distress, my metabolism for not being faster, and a host of other things? Should MS patients sue their immune systems for attacking their nervous system and causing blindness, paralysis, deafness, etc? Should kids with muscular dystrophy sue their parents for giving them the MD gene? Should cancer patients sue their own bodies for mass producing hazardous cells? It's all so absurd. I especially hate the fat asses that eat McRat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have a heart attack, and then sue McRat. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so fat!
The terms "preggo" and "preggars"- it's pregnant for Pete's sake!
And lastly....Lord knows I despise Sarah Palin, but I swear, if I have to go to one more site and see someone say "you betcha!", "gotcha", or "by golly!", I am seriously going to rip that person's endocrine system out. Yes, I have been watching too much The Soup.
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