Quote Of The Day

I was reading an article earlier on that ugly asshole that heads Abercrappie & Fitch (more on that later, because if there is one thing I like to condemn, it's A&F), and I thought about it for a little bit, and eventually it lead to me thinking of this scene from Bender's Big Score (don't ask how I got the connection, because I don't know):

Bender: Take a barf buddy. Ok suicide booth, give me your best shot. Electrocution please, side order of poison. [taps foot] Helloooo? Kill me you stupid machine. ... What the ... local calls fifty cents? It's a street corner telephone parlor! Oh what kind of horrible suicide free time is this? Wait a minute, maybe this handy encyclopedia of humans will help me track Fry down.
[Bender scans the Fry page in the telephone book]
Bender: One of these Frys must be Fry. Look out Philip Fry, 'cause I got a little present for you.
Fat Man: My name is Phillip Fry. Where's my present?
Bender: Hang on a second Fry. I don't remember you being that ugly.
Fat Man: Oh no, I've always been this ugly.

Video Of The Day

My favorite part from Bender's Big Score!

Quote Of The Day

This part from Bender's Big Score has been in my head all day:

[A Bender in a tux appears from the timesphere]
Bender-2: What the? Who are you?
Bender-3: I'm Bender from way at the end. I came back to put this rub-on time code on Fry's ass.
Bender-2: So what are you now, a butler? Spot of tea please, jerkwad!
Bender-3: It's called class, you yokel. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a buttocks to tattoo.