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Mid summer morning MGMT update: been working hard (for us) this year...another recording session begins next week!

— MGMT (@whoisMGMT) July 30, 2016

it seems we have settled on an album title. BUT we can tell you that another time.

— MGMT (@whoisMGMT) July 30, 2016

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I did it! I finally did it! I reached 1,000 plays for "Siberian Breaks" with this round of iTunes:

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Earlier my FWA was talking about her brat's christening party so out of curiosity I asked her if she had a date. And she did. And it's on my mom's birthday. So guess who won't be able to go? MEEEEE. I was all apologetic and said I'd try to come for a little bit if I could, but inside my head I was like

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New Food Factory episodes tonight!

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Went to the Christmas village in Philly yesterday and saw this:

This was the gist of my reaction:

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Om nom nom nom:

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Zombie-proof log cabin has 10-year anti-zombie guarantee

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Is this time of the year great or what? Pumpkin flavored stuff everywhere! Pumpkin flavored stuff as far as the eye can see!

Post by The Cheesecake Factory.

On another note-  I had the apple pie Blizzard tonight. It was pretty awesome. It reminded me of the Edy's apple pie ice cream that for some unknown reason they no longer sell. It's still not the pumpkin pie Blizzard, though. Which better be the Blizzard of the Month next month and not just sold this month or I'll shank someone for missing it.

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The new @ChipsAhoy BLIZZARD Treat is your perfect summertime love! #LOVEmyDQ pic.twitter.com/HeuzkIcPrg
— Dairy Queen (@DairyQueen) July 28, 2014

I will definitely be trying this. On another note, I am raging right now with the passion of a fiery billion suns, but more on that later.

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If anyone needed more proof I am a big dork, here you go:

Yes, I am officially a member of MGMT's fanclub.

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Tomorrow, we're bringing you a little taste of summer with the new BLIZZARD Treatof the Month. Any guesses? #LOVEmyDQ
— Dairy Queen (@DairyQueen) April 28, 2014

I heard through the grapevine that it is strawberry shortcake.....OOOOOOOO.

ETA 4/28: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

It's New. As in Brand-Spankin' New! Introducing the NEW Strawberry Shortcake BLIZZARD Treat.  #LOVEmyDQ pic.twitter.com/HkcmC6WFkZ
— Dairy Queen (@DairyQueen) April 28, 2014

(sorry- the picture was obnoxiously big so I had to embed it without it)

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I have seen my commercial three times tonight! Yay!

Reading through my past couple posts, if you only knew what the commercial was.....OH THE IRONY*

*it probably isn't really irony; I just wanted a chance to say it

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A Fan favorite BLIZZARD Treat returns tomorrow. Let’s celebrate…maybe with some confetti…#LOVEmyDQ
— Dairy Queen (@DairyQueen) March 31, 2014

Ooo, what could it be? Something birthday cake flavored? If so, you bet your bottom dollar my ass will be there one day next month.

7:25AM: And it is.....Confetti Cake! I will definitely be there one day, folks!

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Kevin Bacon's Twitter Picture

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First off, Mom did fine with her surgery!

And then....this:

Man crush Monday https://t.co/a5DfalxHa2
— MMGGMMTT (@whoisMGMT) February 24, 2014

Andrew tweeting a Kids in the Hall video? I think I just died and went to heaven.

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I was eating lunch and.....surprise! The commercial came on again! I seen it on TV Land today while I was watching Roseanne. I always thought TV Land would be a good channel to see it, but those times I waited to see it before, it never came on. Earlier today, though, I saw one of the other commercials, so I was hoping I'd see it. And I did, albeit when I was least expecting it!

Now it's going to be like hell to pry me away from the boob tube today, because I am going to want to wait around to see it again. Although.....The Brady Bunch is on now.

10:57PM: Yay! Just saw it on Nick at Nite! 

Ugh, I am so fucking weird. Also, I wonder if now I'll start seeing it so much that I will get sick of it!

Also, what is the stuff about Andrew and his girlfriend supposedly breaking up? I mean, it's Tartlr I am hearing it from, but I like gossip sometimes, so I still can't help but get sucked in, wanting to know if it's true or not. But the tears! Oh the tears! And the drama! Oh the drama of it all! It's like someone freaking died! It's just two people (maybe) broken up! Good god. These people are acting like the break-up, if it even happened, somehow personally affects them!

And another thing....I am tired of hearing a certain someone say she just wants Andrew happy and to be married. First off, I adore the boy, but to invest that much into the happiness of someone you do not even personally know is just freaking creepy. And does anyone stop to think maybe there is a small chance that he just doesn't want to marry?

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The response to the first letter:

Miss Manners: Announcement of baby’s gender is not an occasion for party

Oh snap. Those parties are ridiculous. All they do is say LOOK AT ME I BRED SHOWER ME WITH MORE STUFF AND ATTENTION. No, sorry that is what the shower is for. If anyone should be celebrated at a gender reveal, it should be the man, since it was his spermies who decided what the baby would be. Which reminds me, why do men get pissed when the baby isn't the gender they want? Uh, it was your little swimmers who decided. But anyway....besides, what if you find out you're going to be popping out a hermaphrodite? Shit, if I decided to procreate (GOD FORBID) and found out I was having a hermaphrodite, I'd have to throw a gender reveal party. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a.....both!* But what color cake do you get then? Purple? Cake is about the only reason I'd go to one of these stupid parties. I fucking love cake!

*I'm not making fun of hermaphrodites BTW

I'm sorry, I'm rambling like crazy. My anxiety has been really bad today. Several times I took my blood pressure it was running on the low side of normal (105/65 this morning, 100/69 a little later; there were two other times but I already forget the measurements) and I haven't felt good (extreme heartburn and nausea, dizzy, cold, a few times feeling light-headed a few seconds after I stood up and started walking) and I have a lot of cramping on my lower left side and I am so depressed and frustrated from being anxious. Goddamn my doctor for having to say about maybe going to see an endocrinologist. And goddamn me for not asking him to clarify.

Goddamit, I just finally got the song from the Ultimate Poker commercial out of my head and it just came on. Now it's stuck in my head again! ARGH!

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O.M.G. it was freaking DELICIOUS:

Note to self: you will NOT throw this up like the last time you had carrot cake.

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Guess who was officially offered a job today? This girl!

And to think how much I could have enjoyed being out of work had I known I would end up back there again instead of being a mental wreck. FML.

Also, I have not received one like or comment on my announcement from any of my former coworkers. To be fair, maybe none of them have been on yet. But if they have....

7:04PM: Only one former coworker (former former coworker?) has said anything to me. My FWA and another person who considered me a friend have both been on several times and nothing. I mentioned the other day to my sister that I was a little disappointed by how everyone acted when I was there the other day and she said "don't let it bother you; if you get the job, just go in and do your job and don't even bother with anyone if you don't have to". That is essentially what I tried to do when I worked there before, but I still managed to get dragged into things I didn't want to.

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MGMT announce tour, playing Electric Factory