Things That Annoy Me Part III

Adding "-gate" or "malfunction" to the end of everything

Heely shoes- I want to stick my foot out and trip every little monster I see skating around busy stores on them. And then I will laugh hysterically.

Little girls who put on tons of make-up and dress all grown up and then throw childish tearful tantrums when they can't get a toy- wow, you look really grown up now, don't you?

People who ask me what I am going to school for- if one more person tells me "why don't you become a nurse like your sister?" I am going to tear my hair out. If I wanted to be a nurse, I would be in nursing school.

Snow- I liked it when I was little. Now that I am older and have to venture out in it, I hate it. Especially since the last time I drove in snow, I was doing about -6 miles an hour and I still almost managed to spin out.

People who tell me that you do not have to be concerned if you do not go to the bathroom every day to- I know that. But if it is a week and half or more, I think I am perfectly legitimate in being concerned.

People who, during the election, wore pins or posted signs that said "I am voting for the chick"- Palin was not the running candidate. Gee, I can just imagine the reactions of Rush Limbaugh or Faux Noise if people wore pins or posted signs that said, "I am voting for the Gaffe Machine" or if they had done the same thing if Hillary had been the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate. Rush Limbaugh probably would have screamed and ranted and raved until his big fat head exploded (praise Jebus) and Faux Noise probably would have talked about it for most of the election season.

People who complained that being a community organizer isn't experience- neither is being "just like us" and a mother

Restaurants that do not offer free refills or even one free refill

Text messaging charges- I constantly receive spam text messages. And my phone bill is higher because T-Mobile charges for every incoming text messages. I can understand charging for outgoing texts, but why should I have to pay for text messages I didn't ask for?

Amateur DJs- Shit, I am sick of seeing good ones get passed over. Who do these people think they are? Honestly. Sam Ronson demands $25,000 a session? Give me a break. I don't even think Lady Miss Kier demands that much (I heard something like $2,000 or so) and she is more longer well-known, more well liked, actually earned her fame, and worked with 2 DJs for several years. Now I have heard in the beginning she was supposedly not very good, but I am sure she is better than these douchebags. I bet Dmitry or Towa Tei don't even demand that much and they have been DJs for a million years.

The new "fauxmosexual" craze- yes, let's give the religious right more ammunition in believing that sexuality is a choice, thanks to cunts like Tila Tequila, Hohan, and the Ikki twins

Stupid lawyers and stupid lawsuits- I don't know how to elaborate on this anymore. America is getting out of hand with stupid lawsuits. Should I sue my brain for causing me emotional distress, my metabolism for not being faster, and a host of other things? Should MS patients sue their immune systems for attacking their nervous system and causing blindness, paralysis, deafness, etc? Should kids with muscular dystrophy sue their parents for giving them the MD gene? Should cancer patients sue their own bodies for mass producing hazardous cells? It's all so absurd. I especially hate the fat asses that eat McRat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have a heart attack, and then sue McRat. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so fat!

The terms "preggo" and "preggars"- it's pregnant for Pete's sake!

And lastly....Lord knows I despise Sarah Palin, but I swear, if I have to go to one more site and see someone say "you betcha!", "gotcha", or "by golly!", I am seriously going to rip that person's endocrine system out. Yes, I have been watching too much The Soup.