The WTF Of The Day

The Frisky

I am someone who will often say one thing and then change my opinion on it down the line. I once said JHO did not look bad in that catsuit and a few months later totally ripped her to shreds about it. I once said that Darren Hayes did not look any hotter than when he had the long black hair. Well, I changed my mind on that too. His best look is definitely the short hair.

This article is going to be another example. I once said to keep Tila Tequila on earth because idiots like her make me look sane. But I changed my mind. I am not even going to wish death on her. I'd rather just see her placed in front of a firing squad. Suicide is not a fucking joke, you dumb cunt.

Sandra Bullock & Scarlett Johannson Kiss At MTV Awards (PHOTOS)

Oh, for the love of....the girl on girl kissing thing is really starting to get old. And incredibly, incredibly annoying. Especially when it is done by people who are trying to push for gay rights. Yeah, push your gay rights agenda while pretty much implying that sexuality is a choice.

Dumbasses.

EDIT Thursday: Please place Lindsay Lohan and her mother in front of that firing squad also. I swear to god, if that little bitch does not get sent to jail or an inner city rehab center soon, I am going to go apeshit.

Quote Of The Day

A comment left by user Raisedbyheathens on Jezebel in response to that atrocious POS 16 and Pregnant show:

If I ruled the world, every girl would get an iud and every boy would get a condom stapled to his peen on their twelfth birthday. They could then ask for permission to remove said birth control when they were twenty, and if you cursed at your mom or generally acted like a douche, you would be denied

A response later changes the males to vasectomies. I like this idea, although still a bit too mild for my taste, but I do see one problem- pregnancy can occur before 12.

I often wonder what would have happened if I had got knocked up as a teenager. I am almost positive my mother would have done to me what I would do if I had a daughter knocked up at 16 or a son who knocked someone up at 16.

Hint- she would have broken both of my legs

And speaking of stupid people breeding, Tila Tequila is a horrible person. I'd say I hope she dies a slow, painful death, but people like her need to be kept on earth. They make me look sane. I can't NOT appreciate people who make me look sane. In fact, sometimes when people go nuts, it actually makes me like them. I despised Britney Spears since the day I first laid eyes on her video, but then Disney tarts like Hilary Duff and stuff started coming onto the scene and then Britney took a one way trip to Crazy Town and shit, I can't hate on her now. And how about Whitney Houston? Bitch is bat shit crazy, but who cares? She can sing! Aw, I love crazy ass people sometimes!