Gym Asks Pregnant Woman to Cover Up Exposed Baby Bump | Healthy Living - Yahoo Shine
She never felt so judged in her life? Are you kidding me? Planet Fitness has a strict policy, this bitch didn't follow it, so now she has to act all woe is me I am oppressed and whine to the media?
And for the love of God, STOP USING THE TERM BABY BUMP. God that phrase makes me so damn stabby. Especially the way celebrity rags use it. "So and so flaunts her bump!" "So and so disguises her bump!". First of all, how difficult is for a pregnant woman to flaunt her pregnant belly? Not very. And yes, I understand that there is a point women don't show. And that is my exact point- the only time I ever see the stupid headline will be when the woman has what looks like a food baby, or she is so big she looks like she about to explode. Of course, nothing will ever be worse than the time I seen some rag say some celebrity (Channing Tatum's wife, I think it was) treated her bump to a movie theater trip or a day out or something of that nature. Worst. Headline. Ever.
I googled "hate the phrase baby bump" and came across one forum where a good percentage hated it and then you had the ones who talked about how much they just loved their baby bumps! Ugh, I wanted to puke. Baby inside or not, I couldn't imagine ever loving something like that. Chalk up another reason why I should not ever become pregnant. Then again, I am not usually certain on a lot of things in life, but if there is one thing I am almost 100% sure I will never do is have kids.
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Friday, April 25, 2014
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Beyonce's Publicist Wishes These Hot Pictures Didn't Exist
LOL seriously? I am sure every single celebrity and/or entertainer has at least one unflattering picture of themselves. After all, despite the high levels of flawlessness, this exists. Oh, who am I kidding? Still flawless. Get over yourself, Bouncy.
LOL seriously? I am sure every single celebrity and/or entertainer has at least one unflattering picture of themselves. After all, despite the high levels of flawlessness, this exists. Oh, who am I kidding? Still flawless. Get over yourself, Bouncy.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Anne Hathaway: Seeing Myself in Les Miserables Makes Me Cry
Aye carumba:
And of course you were in a state of deprivation. You starved yourself for the role. If I was some starving child in Africa and read your woe is me I suffered and starved myself for a role, I would laugh until I threw up. Or dry heaved, seeing as I wouldn't have anything to throw up.
I never used to have a problem with Anne Hathaway. In fact, I think I used to actually like her as an actress. But then one time she was talking about how she had depression and anxiety and I can't even remember what it was she said about it, but it pissed me off to no end. And she has just rubbed me the wrong way since then. My sister doesn't like her, either. And she doesn't really know why she doesn't. Bride Wars didn't help my opinion of Anne. She was insufferable in that. So was Kate Hudson, another one I have come to find insufferable for some unknown reason. Come to think of it, that whole movie was just insufferable.
Kind of like with Zooey Deschanel. I had a girl crush on her since I saw the The New Guy in the movie theater (yeah I know it's such a stupid and ridiculous movie, but I love it. I laugh every time I watch it). But over the past couple years she has gotten insufferable. The twee hipster act is annoying. I see clips of that New Girl show and I honestly don't understand how anyone can watch it. She is so fucking annoying! I hate saying that about her, because every movie I have seen her in, I have pretty much loved her. But now, I just can't even watch anything with her.
And apparently I am the only person on earth who thinks she actually looked better as a blonde. That new hairdo looks like a rat's nest.
Aye carumba:
"I was in such a state of deprivation -- physical and emotional,"Man, she's really desperate for that Oscar, isn't she? Anne, you weren't a prisoner of war. You weren't a hostage. You weren't fighting a war in a violent country. You weren't in a concentration camp. You were in a movie. My God, could you be anymore histrionic?
"When I got home, I couldn't react to the chaos of the world without being overwhelmed. It took me weeks till I felt like myself again."
And of course you were in a state of deprivation. You starved yourself for the role. If I was some starving child in Africa and read your woe is me I suffered and starved myself for a role, I would laugh until I threw up. Or dry heaved, seeing as I wouldn't have anything to throw up.
I never used to have a problem with Anne Hathaway. In fact, I think I used to actually like her as an actress. But then one time she was talking about how she had depression and anxiety and I can't even remember what it was she said about it, but it pissed me off to no end. And she has just rubbed me the wrong way since then. My sister doesn't like her, either. And she doesn't really know why she doesn't. Bride Wars didn't help my opinion of Anne. She was insufferable in that. So was Kate Hudson, another one I have come to find insufferable for some unknown reason. Come to think of it, that whole movie was just insufferable.
Kind of like with Zooey Deschanel. I had a girl crush on her since I saw the The New Guy in the movie theater (yeah I know it's such a stupid and ridiculous movie, but I love it. I laugh every time I watch it). But over the past couple years she has gotten insufferable. The twee hipster act is annoying. I see clips of that New Girl show and I honestly don't understand how anyone can watch it. She is so fucking annoying! I hate saying that about her, because every movie I have seen her in, I have pretty much loved her. But now, I just can't even watch anything with her.
And apparently I am the only person on earth who thinks she actually looked better as a blonde. That new hairdo looks like a rat's nest.
Monday, November 26, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
I just saw some commercial for the second time pushing for the repeal of Obamacare. Some lady who claims to be Canadian and had some horrible brain disease says she came to America to have life-saving surgery because if she had stayed in Canada, she would have died. But enlighten me, Shona- what did your medical bills look like after this life-saving surgery? I noticed that was not mentioned in the commercial. And I doubt it was done for free.
I am tired of hearing about healthcare. Obamacare has its flaws, but something needs to be done about the current healthcare state. I like when people complain that once it goes into effect, their employers will get rid of their healthcare plan. I don't know what planet these people live on. What makes you think they wouldn't do that now? What makes you think that whoever is in charge of company healthcare won't wake up one morning and decide, hm, I think I need to get my employees a different healthcare plan this one is costing me too much money? Oh. It can. Look at what happened at my old job. They lay off a bunch of people and decide to get a more expensive (but just as shitty) healthcare plan. My COBRA rates went through the roof.
I am also beyond tired of oh when you are uninsured taxpayers foot the bill. Yeah. For a select few. If I had a heart attack within the next 5 minutes and was rushed to the hospital, I would be the only one footing my bill. I have a cousin who is poor as shit, had a heart issue and was hospitalized, and is paying the bill. Not taxpayers. Her. Oh but I am sure her loser ass daughter who got knocked up with another loser had all her bills paid for by the taxpayers.
All this healthcare talk reminds me of a temp assignment I had a couple summers ago when I argued with the boss that healthcare companies can still deny things for preexisting conditions. He said no they cannot. If he remembered who I was, I would find the letter from my previous insurer denying my gastroenterologist visit due to preexisting conditions. Conditions that did not even have a confirmed diagnosis. I would find the letter, copy it, attach a note with "cannot deny due to preexisting conditions?" and then attach a photo of the O RLY owl at the bottom.
I am tired of hearing about healthcare. Obamacare has its flaws, but something needs to be done about the current healthcare state. I like when people complain that once it goes into effect, their employers will get rid of their healthcare plan. I don't know what planet these people live on. What makes you think they wouldn't do that now? What makes you think that whoever is in charge of company healthcare won't wake up one morning and decide, hm, I think I need to get my employees a different healthcare plan this one is costing me too much money? Oh. It can. Look at what happened at my old job. They lay off a bunch of people and decide to get a more expensive (but just as shitty) healthcare plan. My COBRA rates went through the roof.
I am also beyond tired of oh when you are uninsured taxpayers foot the bill. Yeah. For a select few. If I had a heart attack within the next 5 minutes and was rushed to the hospital, I would be the only one footing my bill. I have a cousin who is poor as shit, had a heart issue and was hospitalized, and is paying the bill. Not taxpayers. Her. Oh but I am sure her loser ass daughter who got knocked up with another loser had all her bills paid for by the taxpayers.
All this healthcare talk reminds me of a temp assignment I had a couple summers ago when I argued with the boss that healthcare companies can still deny things for preexisting conditions. He said no they cannot. If he remembered who I was, I would find the letter from my previous insurer denying my gastroenterologist visit due to preexisting conditions. Conditions that did not even have a confirmed diagnosis. I would find the letter, copy it, attach a note with "cannot deny due to preexisting conditions?" and then attach a photo of the O RLY owl at the bottom.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Marissa Jaret Winokur Weight Loss: Actress Shows Off New Slim Figure (PHOTOS)
There is a video somewhere on AOL where she says she is a size 2. Hahahahahaha! Hilarious!
No fucking way is she a size 2. I've seen plenty of pictures of models who are a size 4 and they are a hell of a lot skinnier than she is. Hell, I think I am skinnier than her. And I am no size 2. I am not even a 4. Although I did buy my first pair of size 6 jeans the other day. But they run big, so it's not really anything to brag about. But that's not the point here. The point is, people need to stop lying about their damn size. Everyone is all love your body blah blah blah while standing there at about 150 pounds and saying they are a size 4. No.
And for no reason at all, I am going to rant about past comments my brother-on-law has made of MGMT. Namely, Andrew's clothing. Why he feels the need to make smart remarks about how Andrew dresses while completely ignoring his musical talent, I don't know, but it pisses me the hell off. I mean, obviously any criticism of MGMT, even minor, is not going to bode well with me. Talking smack about them in front of me is about as dangerous as talking smack of One Direction in front of an insane Directioner. But too much focus on aesthetics is what is wrong with music today. And I'd think someone who is a little bit of a musician and is nothing to look at himself would realize that. But yes, let's focus on Andrew's black jacket with white polka dots while completely ignoring that the man is incredibly talented.
There is a video somewhere on AOL where she says she is a size 2. Hahahahahaha! Hilarious!
No fucking way is she a size 2. I've seen plenty of pictures of models who are a size 4 and they are a hell of a lot skinnier than she is. Hell, I think I am skinnier than her. And I am no size 2. I am not even a 4. Although I did buy my first pair of size 6 jeans the other day. But they run big, so it's not really anything to brag about. But that's not the point here. The point is, people need to stop lying about their damn size. Everyone is all love your body blah blah blah while standing there at about 150 pounds and saying they are a size 4. No.
And for no reason at all, I am going to rant about past comments my brother-on-law has made of MGMT. Namely, Andrew's clothing. Why he feels the need to make smart remarks about how Andrew dresses while completely ignoring his musical talent, I don't know, but it pisses me the hell off. I mean, obviously any criticism of MGMT, even minor, is not going to bode well with me. Talking smack about them in front of me is about as dangerous as talking smack of One Direction in front of an insane Directioner. But too much focus on aesthetics is what is wrong with music today. And I'd think someone who is a little bit of a musician and is nothing to look at himself would realize that. But yes, let's focus on Andrew's black jacket with white polka dots while completely ignoring that the man is incredibly talented.
Monday, September 24, 2012
The Bitch Please/WTF/SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH Of The Day
Joe O’Connor: Trend of couples not having children just plain selfish
I couldn't bring myself to read the article. I went straight to the comments. Hey Joe, why don't you ask my next neighbor about the whole your children will take care of you when you are old? Ask Khalil Wimes what he thinks of this. Oh wait. You can't! Because his asshole parents who never should have reproduced in the first place killed him!
I want to kick this guy in the nuts. Repeatedly. I just can't ev....*starts sputtering*
I couldn't bring myself to read the article. I went straight to the comments. Hey Joe, why don't you ask my next neighbor about the whole your children will take care of you when you are old? Ask Khalil Wimes what he thinks of this. Oh wait. You can't! Because his asshole parents who never should have reproduced in the first place killed him!
I want to kick this guy in the nuts. Repeatedly. I just can't ev....*starts sputtering*
Monday, September 17, 2012
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
The Cops Finally Take Away Amanda Bynes' Death Machine, Lindsay Delusionhan Is Not Impressed
You know what? I take back what I said about Amanda. For now. I'll give her a bit more time to see what stupid shit she may do before I decide to reinstate what I said. As for now, I'd like to see Amanda take out this dumb bitch and her stupid mother in one shot.
On another note, I was reading a Facebook thread on STFU Parents' page and boy, the mommies have themselves in an uproar over another member who had a migraine one time and she asked a woman to quiet her kids. It's hard to control a crying child! You wait until you are a parent! Wah! Wah! Wah! I'm not the most rational person, but if I had a migraine and a child was screaming and Mommy ain't doing anything about it, I'd be flipping out too. The comments that are killing me the most are the ones that this young woman's migraines aren't other people's problems. Well, the fact that you can't control your child isn't my problem. If I showed even the slightest hint of a tantrum, my mom grabbed my arm and took me outside. I'm so tired of hearing parents whine about parenthood. You chose to be a parent! Deal with what comes along with it!
I was born 8 days early. I must have been in a rush to get into the world to get out faster.
You know what? I take back what I said about Amanda. For now. I'll give her a bit more time to see what stupid shit she may do before I decide to reinstate what I said. As for now, I'd like to see Amanda take out this dumb bitch and her stupid mother in one shot.
On another note, I was reading a Facebook thread on STFU Parents' page and boy, the mommies have themselves in an uproar over another member who had a migraine one time and she asked a woman to quiet her kids. It's hard to control a crying child! You wait until you are a parent! Wah! Wah! Wah! I'm not the most rational person, but if I had a migraine and a child was screaming and Mommy ain't doing anything about it, I'd be flipping out too. The comments that are killing me the most are the ones that this young woman's migraines aren't other people's problems. Well, the fact that you can't control your child isn't my problem. If I showed even the slightest hint of a tantrum, my mom grabbed my arm and took me outside. I'm so tired of hearing parents whine about parenthood. You chose to be a parent! Deal with what comes along with it!
I was born 8 days early. I must have been in a rush to get into the world to get out faster.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
The Bitches Please Of The Day
From the newsfeed:
Now I know I am a bit of an uptight bitch. Okay, maybe "a bit" is an understatement. I'm a huge uptight anal retentive bitch, alright? Was my former boss crazy? I'm not answering on the grounds I may incriminate myself (extremely). Can dress codes get silly? Yes. But they are there for a reason. No point in arguing with them, unless they draw the line (e.g, suddenly forcing burkas on women). And I would think people who constantly preach "it is what it is" would think that in terms of dress code. Just suck it up and STFU. Be grateful you still have a fucking job. And anyway, sweatshirts and open toe shoes in a medical office are not acceptable. And open toe shoes can be an injury risk. But I guess that is just a little too much for some brains to comprehend.
This further insults my ego that these people still have their jobs and I don't.
Now I know I am a bit of an uptight bitch. Okay, maybe "a bit" is an understatement. I'm a huge uptight anal retentive bitch, alright? Was my former boss crazy? I'm not answering on the grounds I may incriminate myself (extremely). Can dress codes get silly? Yes. But they are there for a reason. No point in arguing with them, unless they draw the line (e.g, suddenly forcing burkas on women). And I would think people who constantly preach "it is what it is" would think that in terms of dress code. Just suck it up and STFU. Be grateful you still have a fucking job. And anyway, sweatshirts and open toe shoes in a medical office are not acceptable. And open toe shoes can be an injury risk. But I guess that is just a little too much for some brains to comprehend.
This further insults my ego that these people still have their jobs and I don't.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
The WTF/Bitch Please Of The Day
I pretty much just ignore any news related to these cretins, but this.....
Oh No They Didn't! - Bristol Palin: 'I might run for office'
Go away, Bristol. Nobody gives a flying fuck about you or your ugly brat.
Son of a whore. He's even flawless with a derp face. Remember the scene in Run Fatboy Run when Dennis (Simon Pegg) is what I am assuming is practicing flirting and then starts violently making out with himself in the mirror? If I were Andrew, I would do that on a daily basis.
I remember in one of the ONTD MGMT posts, when Andrew started showing up looking rough and with pink in his hair, someone mentioned that he looked like Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips. I know the Flaming Lips, but have never seen a picture of them. Well, I saw the "She Don't Use Jelly" video about a hundred years ago, back when MTV played music videos. I finally saw a picture of Wayne and holy shit, he really does look like him with the pink hair. The hell with the Jake Gyllenhaal comparisons, which I still don't see anyway. If I didn't already see pictures of Andrew's daddy (who is a pretty funny guy), I'd be side-eyeing Wayne.
Speaking of which, I am still determined to find a way to go to Musikfest. Although there is no guarantee they would play it, I HAVE to hear "Siberian Breaks" live at least once in my life. And not on TV or Youtube or anything. IN PERSON. I am about to go on Craig's List and start auctioning off body parts just to go (not because I need the money to go; the tickets are cheap. I just need some goddamn transportation there.). Kidney, anyone? Perhaps some blood? Hell I'd offer egg donation, since they're never going to be put to use, but who in the hell wants any of my genes?
And keeping up with going completely off topic from the original point of this post, I feel like I am finally starting to believe I may not have Addison's disease. But let's see how long that lasts.
Oh No They Didn't! - Bristol Palin: 'I might run for office'
Go away, Bristol. Nobody gives a flying fuck about you or your ugly brat.
Son of a whore. He's even flawless with a derp face. Remember the scene in Run Fatboy Run when Dennis (Simon Pegg) is what I am assuming is practicing flirting and then starts violently making out with himself in the mirror? If I were Andrew, I would do that on a daily basis.
I remember in one of the ONTD MGMT posts, when Andrew started showing up looking rough and with pink in his hair, someone mentioned that he looked like Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips. I know the Flaming Lips, but have never seen a picture of them. Well, I saw the "She Don't Use Jelly" video about a hundred years ago, back when MTV played music videos. I finally saw a picture of Wayne and holy shit, he really does look like him with the pink hair. The hell with the Jake Gyllenhaal comparisons, which I still don't see anyway. If I didn't already see pictures of Andrew's daddy (who is a pretty funny guy), I'd be side-eyeing Wayne.
Speaking of which, I am still determined to find a way to go to Musikfest. Although there is no guarantee they would play it, I HAVE to hear "Siberian Breaks" live at least once in my life. And not on TV or Youtube or anything. IN PERSON. I am about to go on Craig's List and start auctioning off body parts just to go (not because I need the money to go; the tickets are cheap. I just need some goddamn transportation there.). Kidney, anyone? Perhaps some blood? Hell I'd offer egg donation, since they're never going to be put to use, but who in the hell wants any of my genes?
And keeping up with going completely off topic from the original point of this post, I feel like I am finally starting to believe I may not have Addison's disease. But let's see how long that lasts.
Friday, May 4, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Patricia Krentcil,Tanning Mom, Lashes Out At Critics
No one is jealous of you, you ugly freak of nature.
No one is jealous of you, you ugly freak of nature.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Police Handcuff Ga. Kindergartner For Tantrum
I snorted loudly at this part:
And then the article on MSNBC.com, Mommy Dearest says this:
My god, what is happening to the future generations? I never heard shit like this when I was younger. I saw fights here and there, and one time a kid threw an apple at a girl's head. That is about the worst I remember. But nothing like what you hear nowadays. This story, that little bitch that attacked her teacher over taking her fucking Halloween candy, kids killing gay classmates, elementary school children raping classmates, etc. It seems like more and more kids are becoming miniature sociopaths. What in the hell are parents doing at home, besides OBVIOUSLY NOT DISCIPLINING THEIR HEATHENS?! And this is one of those typical stories where Mommy and Daddy and their little precious snowflake never do anything wrong. It's always everyone else's fault. It's everyone else's fault that their little demon snowflake is a demon and it's everyone else's fault that they fucking suck as parents.
Oh, but it's okay. Their little brats will be sent to a psychiatrist, where they will be slapped with bipolar or ADD or conduct disorder or whatever new disorder of the month is out at the time, and then they will be put on medications that the psychiatrist is being largely compensated for prescribing, despite the fact that none of these monster drugs are approved for children under 18 and god only knows how much more they fucking up their already fucked up minds.
I snorted loudly at this part:
"Kids are being arrested for being kids," said Shannon Kennedy, a civil rights attorney who is suing the Albuquerque, N.M., school district, where hundreds of kids have been arrested in the past few years for minor offenses – including such things as having cellphones in class, burping, refusing to switch seats and destroying a history book. In 2010, a 14-year-old boy was arrested for inflating a condom in class.Kids being kids? Since when is tearing stuff off the wall, throwing books and toys, and throwing a shelf considered normal behavior for a kid? Typical uberliberal lawyer bullcockery.
And then the article on MSNBC.com, Mommy Dearest says this:
"She has mood swings some days, which all of us have mood swings some days," she told WMAZ-TV. "I guess that was just one of her bad days."Mood swings? I go through about a million mood cycles a day and you don't see me throwing stuff around. Okay, sometimes. But never at anyone. And usually in private, because it's very rare I will ever allow someone to actually see me get really angry. But mood swings and a bad day are the reasoning behind her disgusting behaviour? Give me a break.
My god, what is happening to the future generations? I never heard shit like this when I was younger. I saw fights here and there, and one time a kid threw an apple at a girl's head. That is about the worst I remember. But nothing like what you hear nowadays. This story, that little bitch that attacked her teacher over taking her fucking Halloween candy, kids killing gay classmates, elementary school children raping classmates, etc. It seems like more and more kids are becoming miniature sociopaths. What in the hell are parents doing at home, besides OBVIOUSLY NOT DISCIPLINING THEIR HEATHENS?! And this is one of those typical stories where Mommy and Daddy and their little precious snowflake never do anything wrong. It's always everyone else's fault. It's everyone else's fault that their little demon snowflake is a demon and it's everyone else's fault that they fucking suck as parents.
Oh, but it's okay. Their little brats will be sent to a psychiatrist, where they will be slapped with bipolar or ADD or conduct disorder or whatever new disorder of the month is out at the time, and then they will be put on medications that the psychiatrist is being largely compensated for prescribing, despite the fact that none of these monster drugs are approved for children under 18 and god only knows how much more they fucking up their already fucked up minds.
Sunday, March 25, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
God’s plan | Courier-Post | courierpostonline.com
Oh, where do I even begin here.
Hey, Mary, that is great that you have that many children and they are all doing successful. I am glad you have had a wonderful life and all that jazz. I wish all of us could say that.
But you know what? It is 2012. Women have advanced and some of us don't want 13 children. In fact, some of us don't want children at all. Because a small amount of us are smart enough to realize before we start shooting out children that we would not make good mothers. And some people should just not be allowed to reproduce period. Case in point. Case in point 2. That last one really aggravates me. Eight. Eight fucking children those lowlifes had. If you had no interest in taking care of children, they why the FUCK did you have them? And now one is dead. I looked at a picture of that little boy and all I could think was, honey, maybe you are better off.
Also, you note "it is part of God’s plan for his kingdom and meant to be the result of true love and marriage". Where does a baby that is the result of rape fit into this equation? Or in the above cases? Where is the love? I'll tell you where- it doesn't exist.
You people need to make up your minds. You do not want welfare supporting these baby making machines, and I agree with that. I think welfare and other social programs are good, but unfortunately too many damn people abuse them. I certainly do not see why my tax dollars should be funding people who can't keep their legs closed and especially for people who know that shooting out babies can keep them out of work and on welfare.
But don't stand there and say that you don't want to support these programs, and then not support birth control! You can't have it both ways! Make up your goddamn minds!
Oh, where do I even begin here.
Hey, Mary, that is great that you have that many children and they are all doing successful. I am glad you have had a wonderful life and all that jazz. I wish all of us could say that.
But you know what? It is 2012. Women have advanced and some of us don't want 13 children. In fact, some of us don't want children at all. Because a small amount of us are smart enough to realize before we start shooting out children that we would not make good mothers. And some people should just not be allowed to reproduce period. Case in point. Case in point 2. That last one really aggravates me. Eight. Eight fucking children those lowlifes had. If you had no interest in taking care of children, they why the FUCK did you have them? And now one is dead. I looked at a picture of that little boy and all I could think was, honey, maybe you are better off.
Also, you note "it is part of God’s plan for his kingdom and meant to be the result of true love and marriage". Where does a baby that is the result of rape fit into this equation? Or in the above cases? Where is the love? I'll tell you where- it doesn't exist.
You people need to make up your minds. You do not want welfare supporting these baby making machines, and I agree with that. I think welfare and other social programs are good, but unfortunately too many damn people abuse them. I certainly do not see why my tax dollars should be funding people who can't keep their legs closed and especially for people who know that shooting out babies can keep them out of work and on welfare.
But don't stand there and say that you don't want to support these programs, and then not support birth control! You can't have it both ways! Make up your goddamn minds!
Sunday, February 26, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Santorum: Separation Of Church And State 'Makes Me Want To Throw Up'
Hey, Rick, the sight of you and your horribly misogynistic views makes me want to throw up!
Oy, I never thought someone could be more terrifying than Sarah Palin.
Hey, Rick, the sight of you and your horribly misogynistic views makes me want to throw up!
Oy, I never thought someone could be more terrifying than Sarah Palin.
Friday, February 10, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day!
Oh you thought you finally heard enough of him on here, eh? Nah! He may have been dethroned (and which I offer my apologies for all of that; I don't know what the hell I was thinking, although I still do suspect I was going through a bit of mania during that time, because once the mania ended, the rest followed suit), but that doesn't mean I still won't enjoy making fun of him:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Slams 'Jersey Shore' Housemates Over Gay Implications
Ho, please. I leave you with this line from Brain Candy:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Slams 'Jersey Shore' Housemates Over Gay Implications
Ho, please. I leave you with this line from Brain Candy:
You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it! Everyone seems to know it except you.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
The Bitch Please! Of The Day
Michelle Hickman, Mom Organizing Target International Nurse-In To Take Place December 28th
Wow, I guess you are showing Target, now, ain't you?!
I read part of this article and I couldn't even finish it because all I heard was WAHHHHHHH!
*face palm* Go find something truly important to whine about, you stupid nipple nazis.
Hey, sex is a natural part of life. Does that mean every time I see a hot guy and I want to push him on the floor, rip my clothes off, and screw him right in the middle of the store, I should do so? I've been repressed too damn long, dammit!
Wow, I guess you are showing Target, now, ain't you?!
I read part of this article and I couldn't even finish it because all I heard was WAHHHHHHH!
*face palm* Go find something truly important to whine about, you stupid nipple nazis.
Hey, sex is a natural part of life. Does that mean every time I see a hot guy and I want to push him on the floor, rip my clothes off, and screw him right in the middle of the store, I should do so? I've been repressed too damn long, dammit!
Saturday, December 3, 2011
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
White Coke Cans, Designed For Winter Holidays, Get Canned Because Drinkers Think It's Diet
Really? People got it confused with diet?
I can just see the letters written now. Dear Coke WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Really? People got it confused with diet?
I can just see the letters written now. Dear Coke WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Laurie David: Thanksgiving Conversation Starter: Is It Time to Ban Soda Ads on Prime Time Television?
No. They do not need to ban them. What needs to happen is the lazy ass people in this country need to start taking responsibility for their own actions. Stop blaming the corporations for your own health problems. I'm so sick and tired of some fat ass filing a lawsuit against fast food joints or whatever because they got obese and developed diabetes or had a heart attack. If you can't comprehend that eating McDonalds every fucking day of your life and never exercising will result in a heart attack, then you have major problems. When I was at my heaviest weight, it was my fault! I ate too much bad food and didn't exercise enough!
Huffpost user Stephen Stafford puts it best:
No. They do not need to ban them. What needs to happen is the lazy ass people in this country need to start taking responsibility for their own actions. Stop blaming the corporations for your own health problems. I'm so sick and tired of some fat ass filing a lawsuit against fast food joints or whatever because they got obese and developed diabetes or had a heart attack. If you can't comprehend that eating McDonalds every fucking day of your life and never exercising will result in a heart attack, then you have major problems. When I was at my heaviest weight, it was my fault! I ate too much bad food and didn't exercise enough!
Huffpost user Stephen Stafford puts it best:
You feed your child. You do the shopping and cooking. They cannot eat and drink what you do not buy. Raise your own kids. Don't mess with my choices because you don't feel like managing and teaching these people you created and brought into the world.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
I was out earlier and I happened to drive by a high school and with prom season running amok, there was the typical let's scare the students with a drunk driving accident car- a car parked typically outside upside down and all smashed up and then some sign posted about drinking and driving. My high school has one every year at prom season. And I just laugh every time I see it. Do high schools really believe that is going to scare students? It never scared any of the kids I graduated with. But then again, this is the same school where 99% of the SADD members were jocks who partied and got loaded every weekend. I really don't understand what is so hard to comprehend- you drink alcohol, don't drive. What is so hard to grasp about that?
Thursday, April 28, 2011
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
Magazine Editor Reveals the Truth About Vanity Sizing and Hollywood - FoxNews.com
Oh give me a break! Celebrities are so ridiculous, it makes my head hurt.
But this article certainly gives some explanation as to why people like Kirstie Alley can go around saying she is almost a size six and is about twice my size. What is the point in lying?
When I got on the scale this past weekend, I was around 122 pounds and I am 5'3. Do you know what size I wear? My jeans are a 10. They are big on me, but more than likely I could not go any smaller than an 8. My bridesmaid dress is a 10. I understand everyone is built differently, but don't stand there at 200 pounds and say you are under a size 10. Because you are full of shit!
Oh give me a break! Celebrities are so ridiculous, it makes my head hurt.
But this article certainly gives some explanation as to why people like Kirstie Alley can go around saying she is almost a size six and is about twice my size. What is the point in lying?
When I got on the scale this past weekend, I was around 122 pounds and I am 5'3. Do you know what size I wear? My jeans are a 10. They are big on me, but more than likely I could not go any smaller than an 8. My bridesmaid dress is a 10. I understand everyone is built differently, but don't stand there at 200 pounds and say you are under a size 10. Because you are full of shit!
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