Yeah. Okay.

And, The Nominees Are....

Quote Of The Day

One of my favorite parts from The Beast With A Billion Backs:

Bender: (laughs) I feel great, and I owe it all to Calculon. [He removes his wheels and hangs them on the coat rack.] His visit really inspired me. [He walks over to the Conference Table.] I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.
Hermes: You want to co-star in his TV show? Like that time you already did that?

Bender: No. I'm gonna be a stalker!

Leela: That's not really a career. More of a felony.

Bender: Man, I'm gonna stalk his brains out.

The Awesome Of The Day

Could it be? A release date will finally be announced soon?!

First off, can I just say how glad I am that they used the proper form of "you're"? Because I swear, if they had used "your", I would have immediately stopped stanning them. But since they did not....

This calls for a celebration. Let's see, what comes up when I hit shuffle on my entire iTunes library....."The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis. Okay. I guess that will do.

Quote Of The Day

From "Hell Is Other Robots":

Bender: Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say Robot Grace? [The staff grumble. Bender closes his eyes.] In the name of all that is good and logical we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jerematic: 1000101010101...
[Time Lapse. The staff have given up praying and anxiously wait for Bender to finish.]  
Bender: ...0010110012. Amen.

Quote Of The Day

From "Godfellas":

[Scene: Bender "swims" through space to The Blue Danube.]
Malachi: Oh, Metal Lord, hear my prayer.
[Bender sighs.]
Bender: [irate] Yes, Malachi, what is it this time?
Malachi: My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded.
Bender: Of course they're unheeded. How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?

Quote Of The Day

From "A Pharoah To Remember":

Bender: Come on, guys. Pharaoh's countin' on us. Work faster, like this. [He pushes a block up the side of the tomb and the Osiran runs after him, whipping as he goes. He stops to catch his breath.] You call that motivating me? Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like this.
[He takes the whip and whips himself.]

Quote Of The Day

This part from Bender's Big Score has been in my head all day:

[A Bender in a tux appears from the timesphere]
Bender-2: What the? Who are you?
Bender-3: I'm Bender from way at the end. I came back to put this rub-on time code on Fry's ass.
Bender-2: So what are you now, a butler? Spot of tea please, jerkwad!
Bender-3: It's called class, you yokel. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a buttocks to tattoo.

Quote Of The Day

From "A Pharaoh To Remember":

Bender: (in reponse to the eulogies read at his "funeral") Your best is an idiot. Let's pick it up, people. So far it's been crap after crap! I croaked, now show me some love!

Bender: Pick it up, people. We're enslaved here to do a job. Master? Do we have to count to three every time? Couldn't we just count to one. Or better yet one-half?
Osiran: Good idea, slave. [He whips Bender and counts quicker.] One-half, pull! [He whips them.] One-half, pull! [He whips them.]
Bender: Now we're slavin'!

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "Anthology Of Interest":

Bender: Hey, I called this city! Quit touching my stuff!
Zoidberg: Tell it to claw.
[He holds up his claw to Bender.]
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!

Farnsworth: (to Leela) That's why I've made you my sole heir. The day I die, you'll be a very wealthy woman. Oh my yes. Incredibly wealthy. The day I die. Because you're so unimpulsive.

The last one is funnier when you actually hear the Professor say it. I think he goes on for about 10 minutes. Plus, he says "oh my yes". I love when the Professor says "oh my yes".

Quote Of The Day

From "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings":

[Scene: Planet Express: Kitchen. Bender hums as he wanders into the kitchen with a towel wrapped around his waist. He opens the fridge and screams as the Robot Devil leaps out of it.]
Robot Devil: Ah, Bender, this is a surprise! For you! Finding me in the refrigerator.
Bender: True, but at least I don't have the hiccups anymore. What up?
Robot Devil: Oh, well it so happens I'm in the mood to make a deal with you.
Bender: Forget it! You can't tempt me.
Robot Devil: Really? There's nothing you want?
Bender: Hm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want. Well, I suppose I've always wondered what it would be like to be more annoying.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "The Problem With Popplers":

Bender: I'll miss you, Leela. I know you're just a carbon-based life form but I'll always think of you as a big pile of titanium.
[He sobs. Fry puts his arm around him.]
Fry: What Bender means is, you're really brave, and smart, and beautiful, and a great friend.
Bender: [crying] Just like titanium!
[He cries into Fry's lap.]
Leela: This is all a big load. I was the one trying to save the Popplers. [She points at Fry.] You were sucking them down like the fat hog you are and you were stepping on them for fun. [She points at Bender who stares blankly back at her.] You both should be in here instead of me.
Bender: [whispering to Fry] Someone's acting awfully aluminum.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV":

Calculon: (on Bender's script reading) That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!

Quote/Video Of The Day

From Futurama episode "Put Your Head On My Shoulder":

Zoidberg: I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness. If only I weren't so desperately poor
Bender: Wait. You mean people would pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I...
*cut to courtroom*
Judge: Five hundred dollars and time served!
Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws! Well, pay the man!
Fembot: Bender, honey, we love you.
Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

And here are the last two lines in video because missing out on seeing Bender's walk would be absolutely criminal:



Strange- I just watched this scene on my DVD and Bender says "sure, baby, I know it" instead of "shut up, baby, I know it!".

Quote Of The Day

From "A Bicyclops Built For Two":

Alkazar: Well, this is the real me. But I can explain: We all have needs. Mine was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub my five castles. I gave you all what you wanted and of course I made a few bucks letting Pig watch through the two-way mirror. Can any of you say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing in my position?
Bender: (sniffling) He's a saint!

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "Where The Buggalo Roam":

Bender: And even though the computer was off and unplugged, an image stayed on the screen. It was...the Windows logo!
Fry: That's not scary.
Bender: It is if you're a laser printer.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "Hell Is Other Robots":

Preacherbot: Wretched sinner-unit...the path to robot heaven lies here, in the Good Book 3.0.
Bender: Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!
Fry: Who was that guy?
Bender: Your mama! Nnow shut up and drag me to work.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama:

Supplicant: Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
Don-Bot: File not found.

Bender: Oh my God, I'm so excited, I wish I could wet my pants!

Quote Of The Day

An ode to Bender the Robot:

Bender: I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Eh, some guy's.

Voice on T.V.: Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
Bender: Shut up and get to the point!

Hyperchicken: Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.
Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just got me the death penalty?

Orphan: Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
Bender: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.

Nudar: You'll need jeweller's tools and foot cup silencers.
Bender: Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!

Leela: Come on, Bender! Your grandmother could push harder then that.
Bender: No crap! My grandmother was a bulldozer!

Calculon: Who are you?
Bender: Bender, your biggest fan.
Calculon: Are you going to murder me?
Bender: Unlikely. In my mind, we're friends. This diorama proves it.
Calculon: Sir, your derangement is impressive. I'm appointing you my official stalker.
Bender: You shan't be disappointed. Pleasant dreams.

Quote Of The Day

From Futurama episode "The Honking":

Leela: 0101100101? What does it mean?
Bender: Eh, it's just gibberish.
[sees reflection in mirror]
Bender: 1010011010?! Aaaa!!!