Quote Of The Day

From "Road To Rhode Island":

Brian Griffin: Hola! Um... me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um... Let's see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.
Migrant Worker: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said, "Me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es", just "me llamo Brian".
Brian Griffin: Oh! So you speak English!
Migrant Worker: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian Griffin: You... you're kidding, right?
Migrant Worker: Que?

Quote Of The Day

Stewie's eulogy for Brian's mom:

Yay and God said to Abraham,"you will kill your son Isaac", and Abraham said "I can't hear you, you have to speak into the microphone". And God said, "oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check check check check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here".