Random Thoughts

I'm still in awe that Obama won. And you know what the funny thing is? When the opponent gives the concession speech, I always feel a little bad for them. I don't know why. I shouldn't. I do not care for Romney, and especially not for Ryan. God, that guy gives me the creeps. I felt bad in 2008 when McCain gave his speech as well. I think I might have mentioned it before.

Mom was funny on Tuesday night. She was so excited Obama won.

I stayed up and watched the speech even though I was exhausted and there was one point where they showed this young black kid, maybe 10 years old or so, and the look on his face. He had this look of absolute hope, like if this man in front of me can do it, I can do it too. It warmed my heart. The look on his face made me want to cry more than the president's speech.

I went shopping with my mother and my sister because she wanted to get a new maternity top and since the maternity section is right next to children's, she had to use the fitting room in that section. And while I was waiting, I happened to look over at these bras for little girls. And I was like if those are padded, I am going to scream. And sure enough, they were. It made me want to throw up. Can someone please explain to me why a young girl needs to wear a padded bra? And look, I had a time in my life where I couldn't wait to grow up, but as a grown up now, it fucking sucks. Life can really suck as an adult. Enjoy being a kid as much as you can.

My sister contacted a former coworker, who I had worked for as a babysitter, about me maybe going to Planned Parenthood to have a check-up for why I keep bleeding in between periods (what? I felt really weird contacting her myself). But she said the same thing my sister said- they probably would put me on birth control. I don't want to go on birth control because 1) duh, possible weight gain and 2) I don't want to fuck with my hormones, although it appears something isn't right with them anyway. But since the fear of Addison's disease appeared in my life, I don't like the endocrine system. I don't want to mess with it. Every time I see those commercials on TV for drugs for low testosterone or menopause, or this thyroid drug in one of the catalogs we receive, I want to scream. Don't mess with your endocrine system! Don't mess with it because you are not horny or can't get a fucking boner. Don't mess with it unless it's life threatening.

Besides, I am not sexually active. If I were, then yes, I would probably be on some type of birth control. And sexual pardner would have some kind of protection as well. No condoms, no sex. I do not want any unneeded pregnancies or STDs. Particularly the former.

Election Day Y'all!

Did everyone vote? I did. Cast my ballot a little before 3:00PM.

7:48PM: I know it's election night, but why could Fox not play the Simpsons and then cover the election? Gosh!

8:15PM: Completely off topic, but....sounds like someone is on the rag again:

Louis Tomlinson: People who say I'm in a gay relationship with Harry Styles aren't real One Direction fans

Look, I don't fault him for his frustration at the fans who have said nasty things towards his "girlfriend" and family, but he really doesn't know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP, does he? Listen, Louis, I have some advice for you- don't piss off your fans. In addition to that fat British asshole who created the group, your fans made you, and they can easily break you. And this is exactly what you are going to do by saying this. And don't say that you don't care, because I would like to hear you say that in a couple years (is that too generous?) when your popularity has bottomed out and you're fucking dirt poor. You're not the first, and you will not be the last, celebrity to get this harassment. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Plus, with the way kids are today, I wouldn't put it past any of them to get pissed off enough to actually resort to violence.

He should take lessons from Harry. That boy never creates trouble. Because he is a flawless little prince (it must have something to do with being born on February 1st). And look at him in that article picture. Gorgeous, but he has a punchable face. He has the kind of face I want to punch, and then make out with. Or maybe make out with and then punch. Or punch, make out, and then punch again. And his ass! Mother of God, that boy has one ass on him. I saw a picture of him in a *drools* wetsuit and he was standing from the side and his ass was like WHOA. I think I stared at the picture for 10 minutes trying to fathom how a boy could have such an ample rear on him. He also looks like he is expecting in that picture, which I thought was funny because he normally looks pretty thin in clothes. And look at it in the second picture here. Wow. DAT ASS. Not average indeed. That ass is SCREAMING for a spanking. But I am getting off topic here. Besides, not everyone thinks he is in a relationship with Harry. I just think he is gay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. He's like a real life Wally Terzinsky. And you know what? If he really is gay and is having a fake relationship*, then he should be ashamed of himself. And his girlfriend should be ashamed of herself for feeding into the lies.

*basing this on the assumption that he is not NOT okay with his sexuality. If he is not, then that is a whole other story, because no one should be forced out of the closet if they are not ready.

Dear Lord, I hope my favorite ONTD Louis-hating member roguedandelion responds to the article. His (yes, I finally confirmed it is male) hatred of Louis is golden.

8:40PM: Michigan Man Dies At Polls, Comes Back To Life To Vote

The hell?

10:00PM: Having a dumb moment here. Did Obama take Jersey or it hasn't been confirmed?

10:21PM: These electoral maps are giving me a headache. And I can't help but wonder- who did my king vote for? Did he vote? Andrew? ANDREW! Did you vote?!

10:26PM: A screenshot of a retweet from Andrew's daddy. And another. Same tweet, different comment. Sounds like Andrew may come from a fairly liberal family. His attitude towards things puts me in the mind of someone is pretty liberal, although I have had plenty of wrong impressions of people before. He's said before his parents were hippies, and I have never seen a conservative hippy, so....oh well. Just another thing to add to his list of awesomeness. His old man seems pretty cool. Guess Andrew had to get it from somewhere. And his dad is so proud of him. It makes me laugh, in a good way. I'd be pretty damn proud if he was my son, too.

10:34PM: ALL OF THE BLUE IN THE NORTHEAST. IT'S SO GLORIOUS! *sobs*

11:01PM: Huffpo has Obama at 244 electoral votes.

11:18PM: My mother just ran into the room screaming "HE WON! HE WON!", hugged me, and then she burst into tears.

The Moronic Comments Of The Day

This Jamie fool is not even worth scribbling out the name of:

And here is another comment by this idiot, and another idiot:

Obama has been in office for almost 4 years. Are we a commie country yet, Jamie? And you think someone will kill him, Jim, or you hope someone will kill him? Wishing for a president to be assassinated is NOT COOL. No matter the affiliation.

Morons. Morons everywhere.

Random Thoughts

I seem to have not been bitten by the political bug this presidential election. I just can't with politics right now. My mind has more important things to concentrate on, like still trying to convince me that there is something wrong with me and that I am worthless piece of shit. I'm voting, of course, but my heart isn't in it this year. Plus, I am just sick of all of the bullshit. God, I know I am a nasty person, but politics are brutal. Why does everyone have to be so hateful? I'm sick of the commercials, I'm sick of the asinine opinions in the newspapers, I'm sick of hearing Republicans bash Democrats for doing things and they do the same exact shit, I'm sick of Democrats acting just as bad as Republicans....I could go on forever.

Oh, and I am sick of hearing about that student- WHO IS NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE- who apparently was "bullied" for wearing a Romney shirt to school. First off, no matter what your political affiliation is, you are going to risk facing criticism if you wear anything displaying your political affiliation. Politics are too insane nowadays. I live in a fairly liberal town, but I don't bother with displaying my political affiliation. Too many nuts in the world.

What aggravates me the most about the case- besides the fact that this girl isn't even old enough to vote- are all of the Republicans running to her defense and crying freedom of speech and blah blah blah when we all know DAMN WELL if this was a student wearing an Obama shirt and was "bullied" by a teacher who votes Republican, then they would be defending the teacher and crying freedom of speech. And don't tell me it would never happen. Republican teachers exist. I'm tired of the Republicans who slam education as a liberal mind-washing institution. College especially. I never had any kind of political beliefs thrown at me in school. Ever. But no matter what the situation was, eg Repub teacher vs. Dem student or Dem teacher vs. Repub student, some side is going to whine. The whole case is just ridiculous.

And coming across stuff like this only aggravates me more. I swear, some people should just drop dead. And the tweet by Cody Davis makes me the angriest. Why? "Just sayin". Shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of people adding that to the end of asinine statements, as well as "I'm not racist, but". Shut the fuck up. Yes, you are. Stop being an asshole and just admit you are.

I am far from ready for this cold weather. My aunt's workplace always has some kind of event every October and we went on Sunday and it was so cold and miserable. I ate at a Red Robin for the first time and it was pretty damn good. Our waitress sucked, though. And Friday and Saturday are supposed to be really chilly, and I think the first frost is supposed to pop up on Saturday morning. I hate the cold so much. I have a robe and long sleeves on and I am freezing. Of course, my period just came on and I always am a lot colder around that time. Just in time for the really cold weather! And then Sunday it will be in the seventies!

Webpage Of The Day

It's horrifying, but if I said it was not making me laugh hard, I'd be a liar:

Little Face Mitt