The Quote/WTF Of The Day

Charlie Sheen's response to being fired:

This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.

Oh, and just for the record, Mr. Sheen....the Big Brain have been winning long before you have.

Quote Of The Day

The quote that started it all for me, Charlie Sheen on whether he owes CBS an apology:

No. They owe me a big one. Publicly. While licking my feet.

Webpage/The Awesome Of The Day

It's about time!

Charlie Sheen (charliesheen) on Twitter

WINNING!

Let's set something straight here- I am not an anally overly politically correct person. But I do tend to take offense a little easier to mental illness criticism. I do not think it is funny if Charlie Sheen does actually have some type of mental illness. But the shit he keeps spewing out is fucking hilarious. I have not laughed this hard at the things a celebrity has said in a very long time. In short? I am not laughing at him. I am laughing at the things he is saying.

Quote Of The Day

From the latest celebrity to come down with a case of the batshit:

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available 'cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

This is fantastic. Every time I don't think Charlie Sheen could possibly say something crazier and more outrageous, he opens his mouth again and proves me wrong. If this keeps up, I am going to have to start a whole new category. I shall call it "The Charlie Sheen Quote Of The Day".