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I keep somehow forgetting to bitch about this, despite it annoying me every day. My neighbor across the street's brat has started this new thing of bouncing a soccer ball for about 30 to 45 minutes at a time, several times a day. It is all I hear, no matter what room of the house I go into.Not to mention she tends to bounce it too hard and it will hit people's cars. I will lose my shit if I catch it hitting my car. And yes I am being a tad too picky, but uh, hello, it's a soccer ball. Soccer balls are meant to kick, not bounce. Go buy a fricking basketball.

Yesterday on the SPC's Facebook page, a picture was posted of the day 2 and day 3 thunderstorm outlook. And the day 3 outlook was a source of amusement in the comments. It has since disappeared. However, I did get a screenshot of it from the SPC website:

Also, last night I read through some old entries and here is my latest Windows desktop image. I still laugh at how two days later, his hair looked like this (LOL. Humidity). I want to weep every time I turn on my computer.

Bored Anal Retentive Bitch Problems

Every time I see facial wash commercials, I laugh at the way the girls rinse their faces. Who rinses their face like that? I know I certainly don't. I shove my face in the sink and rinse it off so I don't splash all over the place. Especially since the stuff I use has benzoyl peroxide, so if it gets on anything it bleaches everything in sight.

Why is it you have a daughter, son, or child/children? A mother, father, or parent? Grandmother, grandfather, grandparent? But there is no generic term for niece or nephew and aunt or uncle?

I might be getting to go to Musikfest. There has no longer been any calls for rain. But now this:

Severe Weather, Tornado Outbreak Plains, Prairies

From which this comes:

 Sunday, the storms would be roughly on a line from Nashville to Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Buffalo and Montreal. During Sunday night into Monday, the storms would advance across the Appalachians into the I-95 zone.

*throws hands up* OMFG I GIVE UP

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Now I know there are many annoying things to come across on Facebook (vaguebooking, boring inane status updates, political status updates, TMI status updates, the repeated improper usage of "your" vs "you're"; well, that last one exists in pretty much every corner of the internet, but I notice it more on Facebook), but another one that is starting to really annoy me is the constant competition I see within comments. Thanks to STFU Parents, I was aware of constant competition and "mommyjacking" and how this person's brat is better than that or this mommy is more tired than that mommy or you don't tired until you are a mommy WAH and all that in comments.

But I never realized until recently that it exists outside the world of ridiculous obsessive parenting status updates. It seems like every single status a friend makes, it seems someone has to compete with them in some form or another. Why? I don't get it. One day my sister posted a status about how much crap she has to pack to move and someone leaves a comment with something like oh try moving three people WAH! Does it really matter? Why does it have to be a competition?

On another note, I went to Wal-Fart earlier and there was a guy in the parking lot who looked exactly like Ben. You know, the other guy besides Andrew (hey, look, his birfday is six days before mine. And Andrew's middle name is Wells. Why do I find that so funny?). Globviously I wouldn't expect to see someone like him in a Wal-Fart parking lot, but the resemblance was so uncanny, I had to do a quadruple take to make sure it wasn't really him.

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Cheesus, I am tired beyond belief. Yet I am so wired and aggravated from today (long story; too tired to talk about right now). I am grinding my teeth to all holy hell. I've gone though three [very loud] rounds of "Siberian Breaks" to try and get sleepy and it just isn't happening.

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I swear....if I never have to be unemployed again in my life, it will be absolutely fantastic.

I wish I had an angry dome right about now. Especially after reading this:

So What Has Brad From LFO Been Up To These Days? | Dlisted

STFU, LFO. Not everything that is done at Planned Parenthood is an abortion. But I guess you would not know that, considering you are a man and therefore have no uterus. Go back to screwing your girls (or dudes) that wear Abercrombie & Fitch. Douchebags. 

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I am sick and tired of hearing famous people say they are shy. Now I understand that like most things in life, there are different levels of shyness. However, there is only one I know- extreme. And because of that limited prespective, when I hear an actor or singer or whatever whine that they are shy, I have a hard time believing it. I have a hard time believing a shy person could pretend and make out with strangers. Or get up in front of thousands of people and sing. Or consider themselves kind of shy, but can strut their gorgeous ass down a runway for a living.

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I mentioned about calling that doctor's office on Monday. Well, I had originally gotten the number on Sunday off of my former insurance webpage. So out of curiosity I decide to call it to see if an answering service would say whether or not it was the correct office. Much to my surpise, after a couple of rings, someone answered. I was so stunned I hung up the phone.

But this is what irked me- when the person answered, she answered with "doctor's office". Uh, okay. There are about a million doctor's offices in America. It would be nice to know whose office I am calling. Be a little more specific! And this is not the first time I have heard this.