My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogidy that girl. I geschmoegedied her geflaivedy with my googus. And I am sorry.
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Quote Of The Day
Quagmire in a Bill Clinton-esque moment:
Thursday, January 8, 2009
God Will Somebody Please Shut This Woman TFU
Palin: Media goes easy on Kennedy
Oh. Of course they do. It could be true, but here is the thing, Sarah. She does have more class than you. She will always have more class than you. Of course her individual family (her children, etc, not the entire Kennedy clan) are not being harshly scrunitized. Do you know why that is, Sarah? Because she is not out parading them around like they are a bunch of fucking circus props! If it was sexism, ALL women would be treated unfairly. Don't bitch and complain about your stupid daughter getting scrunitized. YOU were the one that announced her pregnancy. There was no reason for you to announce it. You could have just left her be and then put her into seclusion like you did after announcing it. No one would have known. YOU were also the one that insists abstinence works. Here's an idea- STOP being so fucking selfish, STOP being so fucking stupid, STOP opening your mouth, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, people will leave you alone.
My God, she has a lot of gall saying Katie Couric, who I am no fan of by the way, thinks she is the center of the universe. Ugh, I have never known someone to grate my nerves (and eardrums) as much as this woman. If I was inexplicably kidnapped and forced to vote Republican (not voting is not an option) and the only candidates were this woman and Dick Cheney, I would vote for Cheney. He may be evil as hell, but he doesn't try to pull off that he is this sweet and caring person. He is evil and makes no apologies for it. In other words, he is not a big, fat phony.
And whining and crying about Tina Fey imitating you? Um, have you been paying attention the past several years? Have you SEEN how many people make fun of Bush? Or Clinton? Does it seem to bother any of them? Boy, complain about being exploited because you are a female and you just keep on giving ammunition. Women get made fun of because of women like you.
And I don't know what the hell she has been reading, but around here and on TV, Caroline Kennedy has been receiving a lot of scrunity.
Come on, Sarah. Let's see when all the criticism starts flying the excuses you start making and how you are such a poor little victim of the big old media and how everyone takes everything you say out of context.
Just....please. Someone shut her the fuck up. I don't care what it takes- duct tape, a big fat dildo shoved into her mouth, a hunting trip invite with Cheney (please invite Joe the Plumber as well)....just do it. Like I said before, for someone who bitches about the media so much, she sure knows how to use them to her advantage.
And stop bitching about bloggers because if I do recall, there was someone who was pushing for your vice presidency a long time ago. And guess what this person was? A blogger.
Maybe it is just me, but I don't know anyone who gets their news strictly from blogs. I may read something on a blog, but I take everything I read on the internet with caution. If I hear it on a blog and then hear it on several news stations, then I might take into consideration it is true.
Oh. Of course they do. It could be true, but here is the thing, Sarah. She does have more class than you. She will always have more class than you. Of course her individual family (her children, etc, not the entire Kennedy clan) are not being harshly scrunitized. Do you know why that is, Sarah? Because she is not out parading them around like they are a bunch of fucking circus props! If it was sexism, ALL women would be treated unfairly. Don't bitch and complain about your stupid daughter getting scrunitized. YOU were the one that announced her pregnancy. There was no reason for you to announce it. You could have just left her be and then put her into seclusion like you did after announcing it. No one would have known. YOU were also the one that insists abstinence works. Here's an idea- STOP being so fucking selfish, STOP being so fucking stupid, STOP opening your mouth, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, people will leave you alone.
My God, she has a lot of gall saying Katie Couric, who I am no fan of by the way, thinks she is the center of the universe. Ugh, I have never known someone to grate my nerves (and eardrums) as much as this woman. If I was inexplicably kidnapped and forced to vote Republican (not voting is not an option) and the only candidates were this woman and Dick Cheney, I would vote for Cheney. He may be evil as hell, but he doesn't try to pull off that he is this sweet and caring person. He is evil and makes no apologies for it. In other words, he is not a big, fat phony.
And whining and crying about Tina Fey imitating you? Um, have you been paying attention the past several years? Have you SEEN how many people make fun of Bush? Or Clinton? Does it seem to bother any of them? Boy, complain about being exploited because you are a female and you just keep on giving ammunition. Women get made fun of because of women like you.
And I don't know what the hell she has been reading, but around here and on TV, Caroline Kennedy has been receiving a lot of scrunity.
Come on, Sarah. Let's see when all the criticism starts flying the excuses you start making and how you are such a poor little victim of the big old media and how everyone takes everything you say out of context.
Just....please. Someone shut her the fuck up. I don't care what it takes- duct tape, a big fat dildo shoved into her mouth, a hunting trip invite with Cheney (please invite Joe the Plumber as well)....just do it. Like I said before, for someone who bitches about the media so much, she sure knows how to use them to her advantage.
And stop bitching about bloggers because if I do recall, there was someone who was pushing for your vice presidency a long time ago. And guess what this person was? A blogger.
Maybe it is just me, but I don't know anyone who gets their news strictly from blogs. I may read something on a blog, but I take everything I read on the internet with caution. If I hear it on a blog and then hear it on several news stations, then I might take into consideration it is true.
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