Beyonce's Publicist Wishes These Hot Pictures Didn't Exist
LOL seriously? I am sure every single celebrity and/or entertainer has at least one unflattering picture of themselves. After all, despite the high levels of flawlessness, this exists. Oh, who am I kidding? Still flawless. Get over yourself, Bouncy.
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Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
The Stupid Of The Day
I get the honors today! I had leftover ham for lunch and it didn't smell bad, but it just had a weird sweet smell to it. My mom douses it in brown sugar when she cooks it, so I am assuming that was part of the smell. It didn't taste foul, but parts of it had an odd sweet taste to it. Now I am worried that I ate bad ham. I had myself so worried that I went in and stuck my finger down my throat and threw it up. And a little while later, I wanted to make sure I had everything out of my stomach, so I went in and tried to throw up again. Have you ever vomited up pure stomach acid? So now I am not only worried I had bad ham, but my throat is on fire.
And don't ask why I didn't just not eat it if I was that concerned. I have no response for that except that I was just a grade A moron who should have just thrown it out.
I just saw some article on D-Listed that Beyonce and Jay-Z spent $200,000 on their pillow baby's first birthday party. Really? Two grand? For a birthday party the little brat won't even remember? That's asinine. And anyone who actually defends them are just as idiotic.
And don't ask why I didn't just not eat it if I was that concerned. I have no response for that except that I was just a grade A moron who should have just thrown it out.
I just saw some article on D-Listed that Beyonce and Jay-Z spent $200,000 on their pillow baby's first birthday party. Really? Two grand? For a birthday party the little brat won't even remember? That's asinine. And anyone who actually defends them are just as idiotic.
Friday, June 1, 2012
The WTF Of The Day
Oh No They Didn't! - NME‘s 100 Best Tracks Of The ’00s
*looks at #2*
*looks at #1*
*looks back to #2*
*looks back at #1*
So close! And look, I like "Time To Pretend"; I used to love listening to it in work, although it was quite a long time before I even discovered that it was and I quote myself "the same guys that sing the tree song". But after hearing Oracular Spectacular, I've gotten kind of "meh" on it and I wonder how some of the other songs never made it out on to the radio. I really love "The Handshake". It, as well as "4th Dimensional Transition", makes me inexplicably and violently horny, mostly at the "I was a loner, I was just waiting by myself" etc etc.
*looks at #2*
*looks at #1*
*looks back to #2*
*looks back at #1*
So close! And look, I like "Time To Pretend"; I used to love listening to it in work, although it was quite a long time before I even discovered that it was and I quote myself "the same guys that sing the tree song". But after hearing Oracular Spectacular, I've gotten kind of "meh" on it and I wonder how some of the other songs never made it out on to the radio. I really love "The Handshake". It, as well as "4th Dimensional Transition", makes me inexplicably and violently horny, mostly at the "I was a loner, I was just waiting by myself" etc etc.
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