Dear Mr. MacFarlane:
Stop. My God (no pun intended)....just stop.
And enough with the Meg jokes. I know you don't know when to end a joke, but the whole pick on Meg schtick stopped being funny about 3 seasons ago.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Showing posts with label Angry Letter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angry Letter. Show all posts
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
An Angry Letter To The Person Who Created Infinite Scroll
Dear Infinite Scroll Creator:
I HATE YOU
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
I HATE YOU
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Sunday, August 12, 2012
An Angry Letter To A Mosquito
Dear Stupid Blood Sucker:
Could you have picked a worst spot to bite me? Right on the sole of the foot? Who in the hell gets bit there, besides an idiot like me? UGH.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Could you have picked a worst spot to bite me? Right on the sole of the foot? Who in the hell gets bit there, besides an idiot like me? UGH.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
A Semi-Angry Letter To The Writers Of Pretty Little Liars
Dear Writers Of Pretty Little Liars:
Whether it happened in the book or not- I do not know, for I have not read them- please seriously consider killing off Hanna. She is one of the most annoying characters in the history of TV characters. She is a vapid air-headed little bitch who needs to learn to respect her mother. If A brutally murdered her, I would cheer like I have never cheered at the TV before.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Whether it happened in the book or not- I do not know, for I have not read them- please seriously consider killing off Hanna. She is one of the most annoying characters in the history of TV characters. She is a vapid air-headed little bitch who needs to learn to respect her mother. If A brutally murdered her, I would cheer like I have never cheered at the TV before.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Sunday, July 15, 2012
An Angry Letter To Youtube
Dear Youtube:
If I wanted to watch videos of people covering songs/scenes I like, I would search for videos of people covering songs/scenes I like. Otherwise, stop suggesting it! I do not want to watch people act out favorite movie or cartoon scenes. I do not want to watch the Kooks covering "Kids". I do not want to watch Katy Perry sing "Electric Feel". I do not want to watch some amaetuer who is desperately looking for their 15 minutes of fame cover a song I like. I want to hear the real version of the song. End of story. However, that does not mean I want to watch people's corny homemade videos with whatever song I am searching for playing in the background.
Enough!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
PS - Why do so many of the videos from MGMT's Vevo page keep popping up under my recommendations? I already favored them!
If I wanted to watch videos of people covering songs/scenes I like, I would search for videos of people covering songs/scenes I like. Otherwise, stop suggesting it! I do not want to watch people act out favorite movie or cartoon scenes. I do not want to watch the Kooks covering "Kids". I do not want to watch Katy Perry sing "Electric Feel". I do not want to watch some amaetuer who is desperately looking for their 15 minutes of fame cover a song I like. I want to hear the real version of the song. End of story. However, that does not mean I want to watch people's corny homemade videos with whatever song I am searching for playing in the background.
Enough!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
PS - Why do so many of the videos from MGMT's Vevo page keep popping up under my recommendations? I already favored them!
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
An Angry Letter To A Sick Fuck
Dear Sick Fuck Who Set This Poor Innocent Creature On Fire:
Are you proud of yourself? How much of a real badass did it make you feel to set a poor innocent creature on fire? I hope karma really does exist, because someone needs to pour accelerant all over you, set you on fire, and leave you to die. And I hope you die a slow and painful as hell death.
Rot in hell, you evil piece of scum.
Rest in peace, Chloe. No monsters can hurt you anymore.
Are you proud of yourself? How much of a real badass did it make you feel to set a poor innocent creature on fire? I hope karma really does exist, because someone needs to pour accelerant all over you, set you on fire, and leave you to die. And I hope you die a slow and painful as hell death.
Rot in hell, you evil piece of scum.
Rest in peace, Chloe. No monsters can hurt you anymore.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
An Angry Letter To A Fellow Library Patron
Dear Inconsiderate Asshole:
Take a look at this picture that I just screenshot a couple minutes ago:
The status says Congratulations is checked out. Notice that it says it was due on April 6th. That means it is to be returned to the library on April 6th. It is now April 8th and it is still in your possession! Why has it not been returned yet?!
Sincerely,
An angry library patron
ETA 4/9: I took a look at the status as of today and it is still listed as checked out. Aside from the fact that I am about to lose my freaking mind because I want to listen to the CD so bad and want it in my greedy little hands already, it's just rude. I always make sure my items are returned on time, especially if I know someone has requested whatever is in my possession.
Take a look at this picture that I just screenshot a couple minutes ago:
The status says Congratulations is checked out. Notice that it says it was due on April 6th. That means it is to be returned to the library on April 6th. It is now April 8th and it is still in your possession! Why has it not been returned yet?!
Sincerely,
An angry library patron
ETA 4/9: I took a look at the status as of today and it is still listed as checked out. Aside from the fact that I am about to lose my freaking mind because I want to listen to the CD so bad and want it in my greedy little hands already, it's just rude. I always make sure my items are returned on time, especially if I know someone has requested whatever is in my possession.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
An Angry Letter To My Former iTunes Library
Dear Former iTunes Library:
Why is my music still in the iTunes Music folder, but no longer in iTunes? WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GO??? FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Why is my music still in the iTunes Music folder, but no longer in iTunes? WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GO??? FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
An Angry Letter To All Former Crushes I Have Had
Dear Former Crushes:
WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP DYING?!
Jesus. I mean, okay, I have probably had hundreds, if it not close to a thousand, different crushes and it's only been 3 guys, but come on! It's starting to give me a complex!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP DYING?!
Jesus. I mean, okay, I have probably had hundreds, if it not close to a thousand, different crushes and it's only been 3 guys, but come on! It's starting to give me a complex!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Friday, January 27, 2012
An Angry Letter To Andrew VanWyngarden
Dear Mr. VanWyngarden:
WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL?!!!!!!
Need an example for why we should do human cloning? Why not Andrew?
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL?!!!!!!
Need an example for why we should do human cloning? Why not Andrew?
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
An Angry Letter To Fox Network
Dear Fox Network:
The Simpsons have been on for, what? A hundred seasons? So please explain to me why you insist on playing the same couple seasons over and over again! If I see the one with Lou the cow or the one where Bart and Lisa think they killed Martin one more time, I am going to go into a rage not unlike Homer's Hulk rage in the Angry Dad episode. The original episode, titled "I Am Furious (Yellow)", not that stupid other one, where Bart makes an Angry Dad movie.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
The Simpsons have been on for, what? A hundred seasons? So please explain to me why you insist on playing the same couple seasons over and over again! If I see the one with Lou the cow or the one where Bart and Lisa think they killed Martin one more time, I am going to go into a rage not unlike Homer's Hulk rage in the Angry Dad episode. The original episode, titled "I Am Furious (Yellow)", not that stupid other one, where Bart makes an Angry Dad movie.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Monday, November 7, 2011
A Fourth Angry Letter To The American Media
Dear American Media:
Please do not put any more headlines about Lindsay Blohan unless they are "Lindsay Lohan Found Dead of Drug OD". I'm not kidding. I really hope to see that headline one day.
Also, someone please tell her enough with the Marilyn Monroe schtick. It's nauseating enough with practically every bitch trying to emulate her, but it's a million times worse with her. Unless she eventually meets the same fate as Marilyn.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Please do not put any more headlines about Lindsay Blohan unless they are "Lindsay Lohan Found Dead of Drug OD". I'm not kidding. I really hope to see that headline one day.
Also, someone please tell her enough with the Marilyn Monroe schtick. It's nauseating enough with practically every bitch trying to emulate her, but it's a million times worse with her. Unless she eventually meets the same fate as Marilyn.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Sunday, November 6, 2011
An Angry Letter To Facebook Users
Dear Facebook Users:
Look, there are probably hundreds of things I could bitch at you all about, but this one really eats at me. If you are going to post statuses with vague whining like "I don't know how much more I can take" and people ask you what is the matter, either spill what is bugging you or STFU. Stop wasting everyone's time with "I don't want to talk about it" or something of a similar nature because hello, you posted it on Facebook. You obviously are in dire need of wanting attention.
I'm looking at you, WA.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Look, there are probably hundreds of things I could bitch at you all about, but this one really eats at me. If you are going to post statuses with vague whining like "I don't know how much more I can take" and people ask you what is the matter, either spill what is bugging you or STFU. Stop wasting everyone's time with "I don't want to talk about it" or something of a similar nature because hello, you posted it on Facebook. You obviously are in dire need of wanting attention.
I'm looking at you, WA.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Friday, October 7, 2011
A Third Angry Letter To The American Media
Dear American Media:
Please, for the love of all that is holy, STOP USING THE TERM BABY BUMP! Ugh!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Please, for the love of all that is holy, STOP USING THE TERM BABY BUMP! Ugh!
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Sunday, October 2, 2011
An Angry Letter To Antenna TV
Dear Antenna TV:
WHERE WAS MY MARATHON OF THE THE THREE STOOGES LAST NIGHT? And why am I not seeing it listed on this upcoming Friday as well? Where are my weekend Stoogeathons, dammit?!
They're not on anymore, are they? ARE THEY?!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls on floor and starts to cry*
Sincerely,
S- Cubed
WHERE WAS MY MARATHON OF THE THE THREE STOOGES LAST NIGHT? And why am I not seeing it listed on this upcoming Friday as well? Where are my weekend Stoogeathons, dammit?!
They're not on anymore, are they? ARE THEY?!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls on floor and starts to cry*
Sincerely,
S- Cubed
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
An Angry Letter To The Racist Bitch In Work
Dear Racist Bitch In Work:
Just....STOP. Enough is enough! We have a few weeks left of work! Why can't you make them fucking pleasant? I am stressed enough over how I have not been feeling good for several weeks and over losing my job and health insurance! I don't need your fucking petty ass shit right now! And tell me why, for someone who declares at least once a day that you just don't give a fuck about anything in the place anymore, you still continue to snitch on people and start trouble?
And newsflash- no one hates you because you are black. We hate you because you are a 36 year-old mother of two, soon to be grandmother, who acts like a middle school child, you are lazy as fuck, you are a snitch, you are a back stabber, and you have some of the worst work ethics I have ever seen. But by all means, go on. Keep playing all these little petty snitching games at your next job (and probably the others after that, because hopefully most places will not be as stupid as this one and allow you to get away with all of the goddamn shit you have gotten away with here). Keep it up in this day and age and one day you will piss off the wrong person.
FUCK YOU.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Just....STOP. Enough is enough! We have a few weeks left of work! Why can't you make them fucking pleasant? I am stressed enough over how I have not been feeling good for several weeks and over losing my job and health insurance! I don't need your fucking petty ass shit right now! And tell me why, for someone who declares at least once a day that you just don't give a fuck about anything in the place anymore, you still continue to snitch on people and start trouble?
And newsflash- no one hates you because you are black. We hate you because you are a 36 year-old mother of two, soon to be grandmother, who acts like a middle school child, you are lazy as fuck, you are a snitch, you are a back stabber, and you have some of the worst work ethics I have ever seen. But by all means, go on. Keep playing all these little petty snitching games at your next job (and probably the others after that, because hopefully most places will not be as stupid as this one and allow you to get away with all of the goddamn shit you have gotten away with here). Keep it up in this day and age and one day you will piss off the wrong person.
FUCK YOU.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Another Angry Letter To The Weather Channel
Dear Weather Channel:
I love you. I have loved you since I was little, which in that sense tells me I should probably be a metereologist. I watch you at least twice a day and am on your website several times a day. I single handedly could have crashed both of these mediums on the weekend of Hurricane Irene.
Look, I understand you want to get people to PAY ATTENTION when weather warnings are issued. After all, surely not paying attention probably accounts for a lot of weather related deaths, doesn't it? But please, for the love of all that is holy, get rid of that annoying bleeping at the beginning of a warning when it is coming across the bottom of the TV screen!
On another note- did I hear Sublime playing during a local forecast report?
Sincerely,
A huge fan
I love you. I have loved you since I was little, which in that sense tells me I should probably be a metereologist. I watch you at least twice a day and am on your website several times a day. I single handedly could have crashed both of these mediums on the weekend of Hurricane Irene.
Look, I understand you want to get people to PAY ATTENTION when weather warnings are issued. After all, surely not paying attention probably accounts for a lot of weather related deaths, doesn't it? But please, for the love of all that is holy, get rid of that annoying bleeping at the beginning of a warning when it is coming across the bottom of the TV screen!
On another note- did I hear Sublime playing during a local forecast report?
Sincerely,
A huge fan
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Another Angry Letter To The American Media
Dear American Media:
Kim Kartrashian got married. NOW STFU ABOUT IT ALREADY.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Kim Kartrashian got married. NOW STFU ABOUT IT ALREADY.
Sincerely,
S-Cubed
Sunday, June 26, 2011
An Angry Letter To Futurama
Dear Futurama:
You are my favorite show in the entire world right now. I love everything about you - the characters, the SMART humor, etc. I quote you on a daily basis. However, after Thursday's premiere episodes, I fear the time has come to end our relationship. Oh, I will still watch the old episodes, all of my boxed sets with the old episodes, and the movies. But no longer will I watch the new episodes. It is not me, it is you. A smart show like you, doing such an offense....
MENTIONING THE KARDASHIANS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Completely unforgivable. My faith in humanity has been shot.
Sincerely,
A very angry fan
You are my favorite show in the entire world right now. I love everything about you - the characters, the SMART humor, etc. I quote you on a daily basis. However, after Thursday's premiere episodes, I fear the time has come to end our relationship. Oh, I will still watch the old episodes, all of my boxed sets with the old episodes, and the movies. But no longer will I watch the new episodes. It is not me, it is you. A smart show like you, doing such an offense....
MENTIONING THE KARDASHIANS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Completely unforgivable. My faith in humanity has been shot.
Sincerely,
A very angry fan
Thursday, June 23, 2011
An Extremely Angry Letter To The California Legal System
Dear California Legal System:
PLEASE SEND LINDSAY LOHAN TO JAIL BEFORE I LOSE MY FREAKING MIND
Sincerely,
A Very Disgruntled American Citizen
PLEASE SEND LINDSAY LOHAN TO JAIL BEFORE I LOSE MY FREAKING MIND
Sincerely,
A Very Disgruntled American Citizen
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