Comment Of The Day

Wow. What was it the Robot Devil said? Ah yes! That was pretty brutal even by my standards! Although, to be fair, I could think of something a lot nastier to say than not wearing a condom. I'll give you a hint- it has nothing to do with condoms and everything to do with abortion.

When I read through the comments, I see plenty of examples of parents who made the mistake of not wearing condoms. Why in the hell are 99% of these people even allowed to be watching this show?! And I don't know what is worse- the nasty comments towards Mike or the ones that go "omg why do u losers like hiz page if all your gonna do iz hate?!!!! Get a life losers!". While I agree in questioning liking his page if all you are going to do is use derogatory terms, never EVER call someone else a loser or tell them to get a life if the Situation is your idol. Yes, people actually tell him that he is their idol. Or Snookie is. Whenever I read those comments, all I can think is, if I had a gun, I would blow my fucking brains out right this second. Or the other comments are along the lines of oh while we're all hating he's out there making money and laughing all the way to the bank. Big. Fucking. Deal. I would rather kill myself than do any of the crap he does. But then again, what doesn't do that? Simply looking in the mirror makes me want to kill myself.

For God's sakes, people. This is the future of this country?! FUCK!!!!!!! It's enough to make me want to go slam my head into a heavy wall! I swear to God, I think about suicide every single day of my life and I am starting to truly believe I need to just act on it, because judging by the way things are going, I don't see this dumbing down of America getting any better.

9:41PM: I just noticed his usage of the word "your" instead of "you're". AGAIN.

The WTF Of The Day

I weep for the future of this country. I really do:




















OK, I know I have a tendency to fly off the handle easily, but for the love of God....

IT IS YOU'RE. YOU'RE! YOU'RE! NOT YOUR! YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!!

The Awesome Of The Day

I found this lurking in My Favorites in my Cheezburger profile (Jeebus, who would have thought I would ever like this site enough to even make a profile?):

Spell Check Troll - Cheezburger.com

I want to marry this Daniel kid.

The WTF Of The Day

A comment left in response to the Cadbury bunny video on Youtube:

ommfg i over dis bitch crying , this my first time seeing this Buck-Meow lmmfao , and den the lion yelling in shit sound like my uncle ! lmao

Good God. That doesn't even make any fucking sense!

Here is an idea. Why don't you get your ass off of the computer and pick up your language arts English whatever it is considered in your school book and learn something?

I weep for the future of this country. My plan to commit suicide when I hit 50 is looking more and more appealing. It's also likely to be pushed forward because the idea of having to deal with shit like this for another 24 years is nothing short of absolutely horrifying.

N.J. governor's office payroll increases by $2M under Christie

Oh what a surprise!

And aw, look! The comments section if filled with people calling for a recall. Whatsa matter? You really believed he would be better than Corzine? Bwahahahaha!

I never get why the dopes in this country always immediately switch to the opposite party when they don't like the candidate of their own. You can have someone who is a full blooded Dem and the Dem candidate sucks and instead of just finding a third party candidate that matches their ideals, they just switch to the Republican party. And vice versa. Where is the logic in that? Why vote for someone whose ideals are the complete opposite? I don't think Corzine was a bad guy, but it would have been nice to have another candidate. But just because I did not care to vote for Corzine again, did that mean I would vote for Christie? Hell no! I would have went with Chris Daggett!

Things That Annoy Me Part VIII

People who actually knew who Deee-Lite was and why try to compare other groups to them or other singers to Lady Miss Kier- there is never going to be another of either, so stop with the comparisons. There could never, ever be another Lady Miss Kier. It is completely impossible.

The term BFF- I thought I used to hate lylas (love you like a sis) in middle school. Of all the chat speak, this is the one that annoys me the most (after lolz or lols; how do you laugh out louds? if it's supposed to be laughs out loud, then the s should be after the first l), especially since now it is everywhere. Even in the stupid TV Guide, I see grown men and women writing articles and using the term. It's annoying enough when loud, way too peppy prepubescent girls use it; it's even more annoying when grown ups use it. Chances are, no one in the world will be your best friend forever.

Bad grammar- I let a grammarical error here and there slide and heaven knows I make them, usually either because I don't realize it or I am angry and typing at the same time and don't give a shit. But when I come across internet postings (usually written by prepubescent girls) where the grammar in a posting is so horrific that if I were to copy and paste it into Word and try to run a spell check, my computer would explode- that annoys me. What the hell are they teaching kids in school today? Do kids honestly hand in papers with text speak? If I had students hand me a paper that even contained one trace of text speak, I would automatically give them a zero.

People who talk with their mouths full- I can handle a little bit of food. But people like my dad who have their mouths completely full and talk- it's just gross. Shut up and chew your damn food.

When you are the next person in line and another register opens and the cashier says "I'll take the next person in line" and someone else runs over- Did they not say THE NEXT PERSON IN LINE? Not the last, not some random number....THE NEXT.

Parents who try to be their kids' best friends- you're the parent; act like it. You can still be a parent and be a friend as well. My mother and I are very close, but she still would think nothing of slapping me across the face if I back-talked to her. Discipline them and stop worrying that they are going to hate you because 1. they will get over it and 2. anyway you look at it, there is going to come a time where they hate you no matter what.