I've had a shit ton of caffeine (well over 100 oz of diet Coke) today so if my post is a little jumpy....deal with it.
Going back to the one thing I want, I have mentioned before that I have contacted others who are in the same position. What differs me from them is the fact that these people tend to, um, pretend. They will actually do what they want without actually having the thing that would give them that lifestyle. And I could get a lot of slack from them if they were to read this, but I really do not agree with it. I think it's incredibly disturbing. I don't give a shit if it supposedly makes them feel better. It's not right. I think maybe why my view on this particular type of person has changed so drastically is partly because now anytime I see one, I can't help but think, are they really? Or are they like these people I talk with and just pretending? The other part is....I am just a bitch.
Have I ever thought of doing it? Certainly. Would I ever? Highly unlikely. Not in public, at least.
There are many times where while I would do almost anything for this that I actually pause and think, well, what if it actually did happen? How would I really feel? In all honestly, it does still kind of scare me. Boy, you know, it's really hard to say things without actually saying it.
For the past two days in Dear Abby, there has been a debate going on about thongs. I hate thongs. Partly because they look incredibly annoying and partly because they are a breeding ground for urinary tract infections and after that Brazilian model dying, I am really terrified to get a UTI. But the thong argument always boils down to the same point- women wear them to disguise panty lines. But here is the thing- most women I see wearing them are not hiding any panty line. I can still see the panty line of the thong. I see women wearing black or colored thongs under white pants. And the thing that grosses me out the most is when old or fat women wear them and they're walking and their asses are all jiggling and going BOOM BOOM BOOM. It makes me want to projectile vomit. I can feel bile spewing up my throat just thinking about it.
There has been all this hoopla over that Blagovich or whatever the hell his name is and while what he did was wrong, frankly, I don't see what the big stink is. Politicians abuse power all the time. Sarah Palin did and I don't see her ass getting impeached. Bush and Cheney sent thousands to their deaths, allowed the ones that actually made it home to get inadequate care, and polluted the environment and yet no one seems to be doing much to push for them to get impeached. If anything Blago should get impeached for, it's that horrible hairdo.
I saw Bride Wars last night. I don't get why my fellow gender members dream of such elaborate weddings. I dream of a wedding, certainly, but it is never anything spectacular. No Vera Wang wedding dresses or fancy schmancy wedding cakes with ingredients I can't even pronounce. Why are wedding cakes so fancy anyway? Whatever happened to pound cake with white icing? I want my wedding cake from Stock's Bakery in Philly. And I want this on top of it.
Pink Panther 2? Space Buddies? One word- why?
Showing posts with label Movie Franchises That Need To Die. Show all posts
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Friday, January 30, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Things That Annoy Me Part V
Certain movie franchises- Beethoven, Air/Hockey/Whatever Bud, American Pie, Final Destination, The Land Before Time, Dr. Doolitte, etc....enough is enough already
Weight loss supplement commercials- Hydroxycut, etc. You will not lose weight taking these drugs without changing your lifestyle and if they tell you so, it's a lie. You will not lose weight while still consuming 9,546 calories a day and sitting on your ass. You will not get a ripped body like Mr. Hydroxycut Joe "I've Been A Resident For 10 years".
Mariah Carey- once upon a time, she had a voice. And now she just wastes it. Mariah, you have a fucking eight octave range voice; use it! And get rid of the over-inflated diva attitude also. You have a great voice, but you did not cure cancer, so get over yourself already.
Pro-anorexia/bulimia webpages- what the hell is wrong with these people? It's one thing to be sick yourself, but why on God's good earth would you encourage other people to be sick fucks like yourselves? It's sick, man!
The term "white non-Hispanic"- what is the purpose of it? If you are white, you are obviously not Hispanic, so why waste space writing that?
Joe Francis- the whole Girls Gone Wild shit makes me want to tear someone's eyeballs out, but Joe Francis really grates my nerves. He is not even attractive. He looks like someone that would have been shoved into a locker in high school. Do you know what my mother would do to me if she saw me on one of those videos? I wouldn't be able to sit or walk for a year.
Programming in BASIC- this was one of the last classes I took in college. And it was the most frustrating class I have ever taken. It was easy in the beginning, but later on, it got extremely difficult. My teacher was no help. How I ever passed with a B+ is nothing short of a miracle.
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong- actually, I like the song. A lot. But it annoys me because I could be in the best mood in the world and if it comes on, I start to cry. It's one of the few songs out there that can actually, without fail, make me cry every single time I hear it. Whenever the episode of Home Improvement comes on when they think Randy is sick and they play it at the end while showing clips of him as a baby and a little kid, I bawl. "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers is another.
The commentors on Vh-1- most of them are funny. But after a few times of watching the "Groove Is In The Heart" segment on 100 Greatest Hits of 90's, I came to the conclusion that none of the commentors could have been fans of Deee-Lite because if they had been, they would have talked about more than just the dancing and the video imagery. Hardly much mention of the group themselves. And along with the 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders, why is it the only other video they show is "Good Beat"? They had three other videos!
The oil industry- I am getting sick of their shit. Gas prices [supposedly] rose because we were using too much, so we scale back on use, they scale back on production, and gas prices rise due to the scaling back of production. We can't win. No matter what we do, the bastards find some pittance of an excuse to raise it. And the Saudi Arabians and other oil drillers are probably laughing hysterically. They have us in the palm of their hands. Sure, we can drill here, but the question still remains- are we, as in Americans, going to get the oil that we drill?
Weight loss supplement commercials- Hydroxycut, etc. You will not lose weight taking these drugs without changing your lifestyle and if they tell you so, it's a lie. You will not lose weight while still consuming 9,546 calories a day and sitting on your ass. You will not get a ripped body like Mr. Hydroxycut Joe "I've Been A Resident For 10 years".
Mariah Carey- once upon a time, she had a voice. And now she just wastes it. Mariah, you have a fucking eight octave range voice; use it! And get rid of the over-inflated diva attitude also. You have a great voice, but you did not cure cancer, so get over yourself already.
Pro-anorexia/bulimia webpages- what the hell is wrong with these people? It's one thing to be sick yourself, but why on God's good earth would you encourage other people to be sick fucks like yourselves? It's sick, man!
The term "white non-Hispanic"- what is the purpose of it? If you are white, you are obviously not Hispanic, so why waste space writing that?
Joe Francis- the whole Girls Gone Wild shit makes me want to tear someone's eyeballs out, but Joe Francis really grates my nerves. He is not even attractive. He looks like someone that would have been shoved into a locker in high school. Do you know what my mother would do to me if she saw me on one of those videos? I wouldn't be able to sit or walk for a year.
Programming in BASIC- this was one of the last classes I took in college. And it was the most frustrating class I have ever taken. It was easy in the beginning, but later on, it got extremely difficult. My teacher was no help. How I ever passed with a B+ is nothing short of a miracle.
"What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong- actually, I like the song. A lot. But it annoys me because I could be in the best mood in the world and if it comes on, I start to cry. It's one of the few songs out there that can actually, without fail, make me cry every single time I hear it. Whenever the episode of Home Improvement comes on when they think Randy is sick and they play it at the end while showing clips of him as a baby and a little kid, I bawl. "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers is another.
The commentors on Vh-1- most of them are funny. But after a few times of watching the "Groove Is In The Heart" segment on 100 Greatest Hits of 90's, I came to the conclusion that none of the commentors could have been fans of Deee-Lite because if they had been, they would have talked about more than just the dancing and the video imagery. Hardly much mention of the group themselves. And along with the 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders, why is it the only other video they show is "Good Beat"? They had three other videos!
The oil industry- I am getting sick of their shit. Gas prices [supposedly] rose because we were using too much, so we scale back on use, they scale back on production, and gas prices rise due to the scaling back of production. We can't win. No matter what we do, the bastards find some pittance of an excuse to raise it. And the Saudi Arabians and other oil drillers are probably laughing hysterically. They have us in the palm of their hands. Sure, we can drill here, but the question still remains- are we, as in Americans, going to get the oil that we drill?
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