Showing posts with label Roger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roger. Show all posts

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Quote Of The Day

Not sure if it's the exact quote, since I am pulling it from memory and we know how things get screwed up once they enter into my head, but one of the funniest scenes from American Dad:
Roger: Breaking bad news is part of the job, Wheels. It's a part of life! You gotta do it! That's why I volunteer at the cancer ward every Sunday.
(cut away to Roger standing outside of a hospital with a megaphone)
Roger: (yelling into megaphone) YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR DOCTORS ARE LYING TO YOU!

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Quote Of The Day

From "Francine's Flashback":
Roger: Woah! Somebody had a big piece of grouchy pie this morning!
Yeah. Me. I had an entire fricking pie! Also, this quote:
Hayley: Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet! 
Stan: Yeah, well if you tell anyone I'll kill you. (both laugh) I'm serious, I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart and eat it. EVERY LAST BIT! Well, sweet dreams, angel.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Quote Of The Day

From some episode of American Dad, not sure which one:
Roger: (to Steve) Man you really suck at hide and seek. I've been tumbling around in the dryer for over 3 hours!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Video Of The Day

Also from the episode of American Dad with "Electric Feel":

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Video Of The Day

Roger's Cilantro dance:



I freaking love Roger.