Quote Of The Day

From 11 points:

Of course, this quote wouldn't be relevant today, since I don't know if you've heard but America's now a communist/socialist dictatorship where the President is achieving his dream of sitting back, running all the businesses, and deciding whether or not you're going to get that ankle surgery you're hankerin' for.

Quote Of The Day

11 Points writer Sam Greenspan on the expected responses to placing Fixed News' The Half Hour Newshour (wtf) on his 11 Most Disappointing TV Shows of the 2000s list:

You can stop typing up your angry comment about how I hated it because I'm a raging hippie liberal who wants to have a three-way with Nancy Pelosi and Al Franken (and then treat the STDs we all get with universal, government-funded health care).

Webpage Of The Day

I think I just found one of the best webpages in existence. This webpage is, without doubt, about the closest thing to describing my feelings on children, babies, pregnant women, insane parents, and the whole let's make the world revolve around children schtick. It's an absolute heaven send to find that there is at least one other person in the world who feels this way:

Childfree Clique

Also, here is another good one; the writer makes mountains of Simpsons references so that in itself deserves a great big fat AWESOME:

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