Random Thoughts

I swear to God, I know I have bad PMS, but my tolerance of stupidity is almost nonexistant now. I was at the market earlier and there was this lady pushing a cart with her two kids in it, and the one kid was sitting on the ledge on the front of the cart. One wrong move and he would have fell backwards and hit something and probably injured himself. But it's okay. Mommy would have just went and sued Shoprite because she is a stupid moron who doesn't know how to parent.

I was also on a site earlier reading through comments and once again, I was coming across comments complaining about white people. You know what? Go to hell. Yes, I agree that there are many, MANY stupid white people. But there plenty of stupid people in other races as well. Every race has an incredible amount of stupid people. Humans are just stupid in general.

And in another section, someone called Jay-Z a coon (sorry). When confronted, she said she's black, she can use it. My bad. I forgot it is okay for different races to use derogatory terms.

My eyes are rolling so far into the back of my head, I have no idea how I am typing.

And I am also tired of seeing commercials for the X-Factor. Who in the hell are Britney Spears and Demi Lovato to tell other people they can't sing? Britney, the queen of autotune and Demi the Disney product. I can't stand her face and if any of the things I have read on Blind Gossip are true about her, then I really can't stand looking at her. If she really is there preaching sobriety and still doing drugs, someone should punch her in the face. And while I actually kind of like "Give Your Heart A Break", that "Skyscraper" song makes me want to go postal. The first time I heard it was at the bowling alley and a quarter of the way through, I was ready to start hurling bowling balls into the speaker system. It's like listening to a screeching dying cat.

Boy, my area really lucked out on those storms on Saturday. South and North of me got hit and somehow right before the system came my way, it started to break apart. I went to dinner with my sister and brother-in-law and it started to get kind of dark and when we got to Chili's, it started to rain some. And that was all it did the rest of the night. I was still kind of nervous the whole night, until I got home and checked the radars and saw that the system was moving out of the area, and then I began to relax. I wanted to sit on the floor and sob in relief. I was such a wreck. When I was heading out, I sat in my bedroom and kept thinking, god I hope this is not the last time I sit in my bedroom, and I was worried about leaving my parents home. 

I went to claim my biweekly benefits on Thursday, only to discover my first extension benefits have been exhausted. I may be eligible for another extension, so now I have to wait and see what happens with that, so I am going to be a nervous wreck about that. I just want to cry. I don't want to be on unemployment anymore. I just want my damn job back. I don't care if it was over a year ago I was laid off, it is still affecting me just as bad as my last day.

I don't want to feel worse, but at this point, I am begging to hit rock bottom.

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Hillbilly Ray Cyrus on his dumb cunt of a daughter's lap dance:

It's what people her age do.

Actually, no they don't. But I guess I know that since I am not inbred.

Every day in work, I hear that aural holocaust "The Climb" and....good god, she has a horrible voice. Just terrible. Give it up already. And what is up with this new "look"? Lemme guess. She is trying to be outrageous and unique. Let's run through the list. Skimpy outfits- check. Risque dancy- check. Giving more weight to the religious right argument that homosexuality is not something you are born with by making out with another chick- check.

*yawns loudly* Seen it already. Newsflash- it has been done. One hundred million times over. It is not unique. It's Britney Ya'll, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc. Miley, you most certainly are not Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera, who, while incredibly annoying, can actually sing. One morning I saw the video for the "Tame" song, or whatever it is called, and it was the most ridiculous piece of crap I have ever seen. I think I got cancer from watching it.

What's next? Her music will suddenly become artsy and deep? Bwahahahaha! Yeah, because "The Climb" is just so deep. I am sure 95% of real people want to hear some ugly buck-toothed inbred 17 year billionaire Disney spawn whine about how fucking hard her life is. Wah!

I am so sick of this trend of no pants and bathing suit outfits. It's stupid looking. I didn't even like it when the goddess herself partook in it. Put some fucking pants on!

I don't understand how she ever got famous anyway. It must be due to Daddy Dearest. Nowadays, to be famous, you have to be related to someone else famous, have looks, or do stupid shit. Having talent is not the way to be fame and fortune anymore. I love Carly Simon, but can you imagine her trying to get a record deal nowadays? Miley didn't do stupid shit when she started out, she has no talent, and she certainly does not have the looks. That leaves being related to someone famous. Someone who was a one hit wonder and had a mullet's mullet. I'd rather hear 24 hours of "Achy Breaky Heart" than any of her abominations.

Nine years ago I never dreamed I would say this- I would take 6,000 more years of It's Britney Ya'll if Miley Cyrus would lose her fortune and drop off the face of the earth. Hell, I'll even go to a concert. I swear, ever since It's Britney Ya'll went batshit, I gained some respect for her.

And by the way, It's Britney Ya'll called. She wants her CD cover back.

Video Of The Day

The Geico "Britney Spears from a cartoon" sounding pothole:

Quote Of The Day

A comment left by user Raisedbyheathens on Jezebel in response to that atrocious POS 16 and Pregnant show:

If I ruled the world, every girl would get an iud and every boy would get a condom stapled to his peen on their twelfth birthday. They could then ask for permission to remove said birth control when they were twenty, and if you cursed at your mom or generally acted like a douche, you would be denied

A response later changes the males to vasectomies. I like this idea, although still a bit too mild for my taste, but I do see one problem- pregnancy can occur before 12.

I often wonder what would have happened if I had got knocked up as a teenager. I am almost positive my mother would have done to me what I would do if I had a daughter knocked up at 16 or a son who knocked someone up at 16.

Hint- she would have broken both of my legs

And speaking of stupid people breeding, Tila Tequila is a horrible person. I'd say I hope she dies a slow, painful death, but people like her need to be kept on earth. They make me look sane. I can't NOT appreciate people who make me look sane. In fact, sometimes when people go nuts, it actually makes me like them. I despised Britney Spears since the day I first laid eyes on her video, but then Disney tarts like Hilary Duff and stuff started coming onto the scene and then Britney took a one way trip to Crazy Town and shit, I can't hate on her now. And how about Whitney Houston? Bitch is bat shit crazy, but who cares? She can sing! Aw, I love crazy ass people sometimes!

Quote Of The Day

From D-Listed, on Paris Hilton's possible new sex tape:

I believe there are millions of Wonky sex tapes floating around, because she is a narcissistic twat who loves being on camera. Seriously, go check your dryer. I'm sure one of her sex tapes is laying around in there. If you don't find one there, take a plunger to your toilet. One of her fuck tapes will surely pop up there.

And on Brooke Hogan's latest video:

You know, for lunch I had a Cup O Noodle, six Bagel Bites and like eight Pepperidge Farm Milanos. That shit has made me feel bloated everywhere. Even in my fingernails. That's why I'm going to listen to Brooke's trans warble over and over again. If I listen to it enough, I may start barfing up my lunch through my ears. Brooke will be doing me a favor.

And on Britney possibly writing a book:

I bet Brit Brit's diaries look like the Pee Chee folder of a 7-year-old girl. It's probably all pictures drawn with crayons and water markers. Whenever she thinks a page is really deep, she marks it with a hologram sticker. The publisher should just save some time and release Everyone Poops with Brit's picture on the cover. It'll be the same shit. And the only chapter I'm interested in reading in Brit's tell-all is the one titled: Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just want to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.