Is it Friday yet? No? Well, why not?!
Ugh, a coworker's grandson was in work today and she was bringing him around to show everyone and I actually hid. I have absolutely no idea how to talk to kids! If a kid comes up to me and starts talking to me, I just stare, horrified. It amazes me as to how I ever worked in a daycare or spent 3 years as a babysitter. Well, the kid I babysat, he and I basically had the same mentality, so we meshed well together. As for the daycare, I can't say I ever instigated anyone, but I had a tendency to magnetize all of the bad kids. For some reason, they just all loved me.
I saw the most fantastic thing last week. Over by my work area, there is a dental office and sometime last month, they strung lights up around the enormous tree outside. Well, one night I was coming up that way and I was stopped at the traffic light and I happened to look over and was staring at the tree and I thought, hm, cool decorative lights. Then I looked back again and I realized they were fucking teeth! Teeth shaped lights! I swear, I almost died from laughing.
I know I am a big bitch and I have a short temper and all, but anymore, when people ask me stupid questions, I just want to go absolutely apeshit. My father is notorious for asking dumb questions. On Sunday, I was dumping a can of soup into a bowl in front of the microwave and he comes in and says "making soup for lunch?". No. I am pouring it into a bowl and then I am going to throw it against the wall. Stupid questions make me want to bash my head against the wall.
Oh and I see some new stupid activity is springing up on Facebook. God, does it ever stop? #666- I don't give a fuck! I get so sick of those stupid "post this if you are proud to blah blah blah" (especially the self-congratulating mombie ones) or what color your bra is or now this new one. It brings out the
Roberto in me. *waves knife around* Ha HA!
