Quote Of The Day

From the book Life Over Easy, by Margo Candela; I laughed so hard at this line, I almost passed out:

Not even Tia Luz would dare criticize me now, not without dragging out some very fresh skeletons from her end of the family closet- for instance, the fact that her son Lalo was born seven months after the wedding, but, thank God, was still a very healthy nine pounds despite being a "preemie"