Boy, I love going on to my Facebook newsfeed and being bombarded with people's shared picture posts. I don't care if you love your parents. I don't care if you love your child. I don't care if you want to punch stupid people in the face. I don't care if you think this nation needs to return to one nation under God. JFC I JUST DON'T CARE. No one cares!
Yesterday must have been queen bee Monica's brat's birthday party. And naturally a lot of the girls from work were invited, including my FWA and her friend. It's almost cute how much they kiss Monica's ass and she did nothing but bad-mouth them all of the time (and probably still does).
Actually no, it's just pathetic.
I watched FYI last night when I was getting ready for bed (Food Factory was on) and when I put my TV on this morning, it was still tuned to FYI and I think that show Arranged was on. I've never watched, but I've seen enough commercials for it to know that I want to kick that Christian guy repeatedly in the nads with a pair of steel-toed boots (hopefully until he can no longer reproduce). One of the arranged people, a blonde chick, seemed to be having problems with her future mother-in-law. And as soon as the MIL opened her mouth, I could see why. Apparently this woman feels men and women aren't equal and she doesn't feel that a woman should ever be president and a woman should not a do a man's job and women should cook and clean and men should fix and build things. You know what? If you feel women are that inferior to men, then take your old outdated ass to a Middle Eastern country where they feel the same way about women, you stupid cow.
And speaking of ass backwards thinking, I'm glad the Superior Court ruled in favor of gay marriage on Friday. Seethe, homophobes, SEETHE.
And screw you, Bristol Palin, for raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars preaching abstinence to people and not partaking in it yourself. You're a slap in the face to people who truly do practice abstinence, whether intentionally or unintentionally. FUCK YOU. And fuck Candie's.
Man, I hate Sundays with a passion. Especially when you have to celebrate Father's Day a week later and your daddy dearest is being his typical daddy dearest self.
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Sunday, June 28, 2015
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Random Thoughts
Why the hell is Sarah Palin talking about running for president? That bitch couldn't even handle being governor. What is she going to do, become president and quit a quarter of the way through? The whole world would laugh at this country if she got elected president. Could you imagine that dolt talking to other world leaders? They would eat her alive. Could you see her talking with someone like Vladimir Putin or someone similar? And the best part is she'll quit and blame Obama for it somehow, not because she is an incompetent moron.
So I have been waiting and waiting to go to that appointment, the week finally arrives, and the weather is calling for a massive amount of snow Monday night into Tuesday. I keep hearing conflicting amounts, but last I heard was 12 to 18 inches. Words cannot even begin to express how unbelievably upset I am that I will probably have to cancel this appointment.
And if it's that bad, I probably will end up calling out from work. That company isn't worth risking my life for. Plus I can't remember who exactly it is who makes the decision to close our office, but whoever it is, they are either in Georgia or Texas. What the fuck is that shit?
And if it turns out as bad as it sounds, chances are a state of emergency will be declared and you know what? Any company that makes their employees go out during one of them should be heavily fined. There is a reason they are declared! There is no reason for anyone who isn't emergency to be on the roads during a state of emergency. There is no reason for our office to open. We can't even get all of our patients to show up on a nice normal sunny day. Does the company really think they're going to show up during a fucking snowstorm?
Of course, it's not like I couldn't work from home if needed. Except the company doesn't allow that anymore. And I would not be one bit surprised if my FWA has something to do with that.
I was reading some article in an AARP magazine about women who are having babies long after menopause and some chick in the article says that the bottom line is it's no ones business. Uh yes it is. When these women start popping out babies with deformities and defects, then it is everyone's business. Plus, there is a reason why women go through menopause and can no longer have babies. Why do people have to insist on fucking with Mother Nature?
So I have been waiting and waiting to go to that appointment, the week finally arrives, and the weather is calling for a massive amount of snow Monday night into Tuesday. I keep hearing conflicting amounts, but last I heard was 12 to 18 inches. Words cannot even begin to express how unbelievably upset I am that I will probably have to cancel this appointment.
And if it's that bad, I probably will end up calling out from work. That company isn't worth risking my life for. Plus I can't remember who exactly it is who makes the decision to close our office, but whoever it is, they are either in Georgia or Texas. What the fuck is that shit?
And if it turns out as bad as it sounds, chances are a state of emergency will be declared and you know what? Any company that makes their employees go out during one of them should be heavily fined. There is a reason they are declared! There is no reason for anyone who isn't emergency to be on the roads during a state of emergency. There is no reason for our office to open. We can't even get all of our patients to show up on a nice normal sunny day. Does the company really think they're going to show up during a fucking snowstorm?
Of course, it's not like I couldn't work from home if needed. Except the company doesn't allow that anymore. And I would not be one bit surprised if my FWA has something to do with that.
I was reading some article in an AARP magazine about women who are having babies long after menopause and some chick in the article says that the bottom line is it's no ones business. Uh yes it is. When these women start popping out babies with deformities and defects, then it is everyone's business. Plus, there is a reason why women go through menopause and can no longer have babies. Why do people have to insist on fucking with Mother Nature?
Sunday, February 26, 2012
The Bitch, Please Of The Day
Santorum: Separation Of Church And State 'Makes Me Want To Throw Up'
Hey, Rick, the sight of you and your horribly misogynistic views makes me want to throw up!
Oy, I never thought someone could be more terrifying than Sarah Palin.
Hey, Rick, the sight of you and your horribly misogynistic views makes me want to throw up!
Oy, I never thought someone could be more terrifying than Sarah Palin.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
An Angry Letter To Sarah Palin
Dear Sarah:
The Daily What
You and your supporters are a bunch of sick motherfuckers. Hit lists? Really?
See you in hell one day, bitch, although I am sure I am not even evil enough to go to the level of hell you will be going to.
The Daily What
You and your supporters are a bunch of sick motherfuckers. Hit lists? Really?
See you in hell one day, bitch, although I am sure I am not even evil enough to go to the level of hell you will be going to.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Random Thoughts
Boo! It's Sunday! *blows loud raspberry*
I want any skinny people to tell me how they manage to stay warm in the winter months. I am so fucking cold and no matter what I do, I cannot get warm. I can barely recall the last time, with the exception of vacation in Myrtle Beach, when the words "I am so hot" came out of my mouth. It's not like I have no body fat, for God's sake. I had substantial bloodwork done in August ($855 worth!) and all come back in normal ranges, so I am not anemic or have a hypothyroid.
Ugh, everyone is getting on me about a Christmas list. I cannot think of absolutely anything I want and I have to come up with a birthday list as well! I have had this problem for a very long time. I am very anal about owning a lot of things, so it always makes it difficult to come up with a list. This is why I always laugh when people ask me if I ever feel like I get ripped off at the holidays. Noo. My only complaint is plenty of people seem to forget about my birthday.
I wish that spawn of Palin would STFU. It's bad enough we have to hear from Mommy Dearest constantly. Now her too? Like mother, like daughter. Defensive as shit, always flying off the handle yet never ONCE actually denying what they are being accused of. Reminds me of me. I do crap like that. And we all know I am fucking nuts.
I once was almost feeling sorry for her with all of the weight jokes being tossed around, but the way she was behaving the last few weeks, any sympathy flew out the window. How does someone spend so much time dancing and gain weight like that? I mean, look at me for example. I am a freak of nature. Do you know how some people will eat bad and then compensate by over exercising? I cannot compensate my bad eating with exercising. For some reason, if I go above 30 minutes of exercise, 5 days a week, I tend to hold weight or even gain weight. The summer of 2009, I went through a brief period where I was doing that. I am talking a little bit of overeating and spending an hour or more exercising because I felt so horrible and guilty for overeating. And I actually gained weight! But I have never ballooned up like this bitch. The most I gained was 2 to 5 pounds and it might have been muscle for all I know. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain a pound! How many calories a day was she consuming? About 20,000?
On a side note, I am very proud to say I have not engaged in any bulimic behavior since September. And I have actually lost weight! Huzzahs are in order!
Last week, some controversey blew up in Philly about the renaming of some wooden shack stores from "Christmas Village" to "Holiday Village" or something (I actually was there last year and I almost died of a heart attack on the spot when I came upon a stand that was literally bursting with nesting dolls) and then it concluded with the original name being kept. Yeah, I thought it was kind of stupid to change the name, but ugh, did the War On Christmas soldiers come charging out of the woodwork. I am beyond the point of being sick of hearing about this crap every year.
UGH! I wish everyone would just STFU.
I was reading the GQ article on the Sitch being the Burning Sensation of The Year, or whatever he was nominated for, and I came across a photo gallery and there was THIS. Two thoughts ran through my head- the first thing I thought was, dayum, does he have a penchant for tight pants or something? The second thing I thought was, what, no sock this time around, Mike?
*tilts head and leans closer to screen* I don't know; what do you all think? Was that definitely a sock in the last set of girl pants? I think it was.
Ha. He's all sweaty in that picture. Makes me think of the sketch from Kids In The Hall when the Chicken Lady and the Bearded Lady go to the strip club and Chicken Lady says "and I stuck a quarter in his belly button and it stayed there. Wanna know why? 'Cause he was sweaty" or something like that. Man, that was one of the BEST KITH sketches. My sister never even cracked a smile at any of the KITH sketches, but even she laughed at that one.
And I like how light conveniently shines across his chest and part of his abs. I half expected heavenly music to start blaring out of my computer speakers.
Photos - The Year in Us Weekly - September 27, 2010 - UsMagazine.com
Hey! Why do not I not recall ever seeing this issue in work? Oh. Right. Hm. I'll have to see if my local library has an issue so I can read about the Situation's "diva antics".
lol- diva antics. I'd love to know just how much of a drama queen that boy is.
I want any skinny people to tell me how they manage to stay warm in the winter months. I am so fucking cold and no matter what I do, I cannot get warm. I can barely recall the last time, with the exception of vacation in Myrtle Beach, when the words "I am so hot" came out of my mouth. It's not like I have no body fat, for God's sake. I had substantial bloodwork done in August ($855 worth!) and all come back in normal ranges, so I am not anemic or have a hypothyroid.
Ugh, everyone is getting on me about a Christmas list. I cannot think of absolutely anything I want and I have to come up with a birthday list as well! I have had this problem for a very long time. I am very anal about owning a lot of things, so it always makes it difficult to come up with a list. This is why I always laugh when people ask me if I ever feel like I get ripped off at the holidays. Noo. My only complaint is plenty of people seem to forget about my birthday.
I wish that spawn of Palin would STFU. It's bad enough we have to hear from Mommy Dearest constantly. Now her too? Like mother, like daughter. Defensive as shit, always flying off the handle yet never ONCE actually denying what they are being accused of. Reminds me of me. I do crap like that. And we all know I am fucking nuts.
I once was almost feeling sorry for her with all of the weight jokes being tossed around, but the way she was behaving the last few weeks, any sympathy flew out the window. How does someone spend so much time dancing and gain weight like that? I mean, look at me for example. I am a freak of nature. Do you know how some people will eat bad and then compensate by over exercising? I cannot compensate my bad eating with exercising. For some reason, if I go above 30 minutes of exercise, 5 days a week, I tend to hold weight or even gain weight. The summer of 2009, I went through a brief period where I was doing that. I am talking a little bit of overeating and spending an hour or more exercising because I felt so horrible and guilty for overeating. And I actually gained weight! But I have never ballooned up like this bitch. The most I gained was 2 to 5 pounds and it might have been muscle for all I know. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain a pound! How many calories a day was she consuming? About 20,000?
On a side note, I am very proud to say I have not engaged in any bulimic behavior since September. And I have actually lost weight! Huzzahs are in order!
Last week, some controversey blew up in Philly about the renaming of some wooden shack stores from "Christmas Village" to "Holiday Village" or something (I actually was there last year and I almost died of a heart attack on the spot when I came upon a stand that was literally bursting with nesting dolls) and then it concluded with the original name being kept. Yeah, I thought it was kind of stupid to change the name, but ugh, did the War On Christmas soldiers come charging out of the woodwork. I am beyond the point of being sick of hearing about this crap every year.
UGH! I wish everyone would just STFU.
I was reading the GQ article on the Sitch being the Burning Sensation of The Year, or whatever he was nominated for, and I came across a photo gallery and there was THIS. Two thoughts ran through my head- the first thing I thought was, dayum, does he have a penchant for tight pants or something? The second thing I thought was, what, no sock this time around, Mike?
*tilts head and leans closer to screen* I don't know; what do you all think? Was that definitely a sock in the last set of girl pants? I think it was.
Ha. He's all sweaty in that picture. Makes me think of the sketch from Kids In The Hall when the Chicken Lady and the Bearded Lady go to the strip club and Chicken Lady says "and I stuck a quarter in his belly button and it stayed there. Wanna know why? 'Cause he was sweaty" or something like that. Man, that was one of the BEST KITH sketches. My sister never even cracked a smile at any of the KITH sketches, but even she laughed at that one.
And I like how light conveniently shines across his chest and part of his abs. I half expected heavenly music to start blaring out of my computer speakers.
Photos - The Year in Us Weekly - September 27, 2010 - UsMagazine.com
Hey! Why do not I not recall ever seeing this issue in work? Oh. Right. Hm. I'll have to see if my local library has an issue so I can read about the Situation's "diva antics".
lol- diva antics. I'd love to know just how much of a drama queen that boy is.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
The WTF Of The Day
Out of curiosity, I went on my Facebook page and went under "Discover Facebook Pages". For some reason, Facebook is suggesting "I Love Being Black". Um, I would. If I was black!
Then I scrolled down a little further and found something absolutely terrifying- Sarah Palin! How dare Facebook suggest I become a fan of her. And then Glenn Beck as well!
Ugh. The nerve! *stomps off grumbling under breath*
Then I scrolled down a little further and found something absolutely terrifying- Sarah Palin! How dare Facebook suggest I become a fan of her. And then Glenn Beck as well!
Ugh. The nerve! *stomps off grumbling under breath*
Friday, April 9, 2010
Quote Of The Day
Barack Obama on Sarah Palin's criticism on the US-Russian nuclear arms reduction pact:
Is she really an expert on anything, besides creating aural holocausts every time she speaks and slaughtering the English language? Good God! She's Bush with more estrogen! Except when Bush was slaughtering the English language, it was funny!
I really have no response. Because last I checked, Sarah Palin’s not much of an expert on nuclear issues.OH SMACK!
Is she really an expert on anything, besides creating aural holocausts every time she speaks and slaughtering the English language? Good God! She's Bush with more estrogen! Except when Bush was slaughtering the English language, it was funny!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Quote Of The Day
A comment by Tim Irby on the Facebook page "Faulkner University presents an evening with Sarah Palin" (from STFU, Conservatives):
I'd love to come but i'll be busy hanging out with Obama and his death panel at our bi-monthly Marxist luau
Monday, January 11, 2010
Webpage Of The Day
Landover Baptist Church
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. I think I might just order a set of these for next Christmas.
Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy Was "God's Plan"
If Sarah is just so in with God, then why did He not make McCain win? Good news, Sarah! It apparently was also God's plan for you and old man McCain to not win.
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. I think I might just order a set of these for next Christmas.
Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy Was "God's Plan"
If Sarah is just so in with God, then why did He not make McCain win? Good news, Sarah! It apparently was also God's plan for you and old man McCain to not win.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
The WTF Of The Day
STFU, Conservatives
Wow, Sarah Palin is not pro-life? The woman who is supposedly against abortion even in the cases of rape?! A woman who chose to have a baby with Down's Syndrome (although, as pro-choice as I am, I am not even sure I would abort the baby if it had Down's)? How preposterous.
Fuck, I shudder to think what they consider "pro-life"!
But because for every one thing there might be that would make one defend her, there are a hundred billion stupid things that come out of her mouth to make one retract it. And I am not even sure that makes any sense, but here we go, this gem quote from her book:
Wow, Sarah Palin is not pro-life? The woman who is supposedly against abortion even in the cases of rape?! A woman who chose to have a baby with Down's Syndrome (although, as pro-choice as I am, I am not even sure I would abort the baby if it had Down's)? How preposterous.
Fuck, I shudder to think what they consider "pro-life"!
But because for every one thing there might be that would make one defend her, there are a hundred billion stupid things that come out of her mouth to make one retract it. And I am not even sure that makes any sense, but here we go, this gem quote from her book:
“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”Well, Sarah, I love meat probably as much as you do, but answer this- why did God makes us- humans, genus homo, species H.sapiens- out of meat?
Friday, November 13, 2009
The Bitch, Please!/Quote Of The Day
Because dumb things come out of her mouth at almost the same speed as Sarah Palin, Megan Fox on being too pretty:
No, honey. The reason people think you are dumb is because dumb things like this are constantly coming out of your mouth. To the point where one has to wonder if it's all a big publicity stunt or if you really and truly are that stupid. The only semi-smart thing that ever came out of your mouth was the little ditty on middle America. I still can't see what is so OMGZ SO HAWT about this girl anyway. She looks like every dumb cunt I went to high school with that wasn't blonde.
And while I am on the topic of dumb people, I might as as well post the quote of the day. Huffington Post user RobertfromMN on Sarah Palin's new book:
Damn! And I thought I whined alot!
Girls think I'm a slut, and I've been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you're attractive, you're either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.That's one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. I guess every celebrity I find attractive I am just jealous? I think Lady Miss Kier is the most beautiful woman in history, so I guess that means I think she is dumb? Or a whore? HELL NO! Anyone with half a brain could see how much my almost-frightening worship of her can prove the little adage of being "jealous of someone for being beautiful" is WRONG WRONG WRONG. How could I be jealous? Okay. I can't lie- maybe a little. I totally wish I had the body and the guts to wear half the shit she wore (and still wears). But I still don't bash her. What's there to bash? Now or back in the day? This woman is [allegedly] 46. She looks fucking awesome for her age! Will Megan Fox be able to say the same thing- what is she 23?- 23 years from now? Or if she gains weight? Probably not.
No, honey. The reason people think you are dumb is because dumb things like this are constantly coming out of your mouth. To the point where one has to wonder if it's all a big publicity stunt or if you really and truly are that stupid. The only semi-smart thing that ever came out of your mouth was the little ditty on middle America. I still can't see what is so OMGZ SO HAWT about this girl anyway. She looks like every dumb cunt I went to high school with that wasn't blonde.
And while I am on the topic of dumb people, I might as as well post the quote of the day. Huffington Post user RobertfromMN on Sarah Palin's new book:
Do the crayons come with this book, or does one have to buy them separately?I have come across a few excerpts of her book and all it sounds like is a four hundred plus pages of pure grade A whining. This person made me look bad, that person made me look like an idiot, the big bad librul media is out to get me all the time, I hate Katie Couric WAHHHHHHHHHH!
Damn! And I thought I whined alot!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
The WTF/ Bitch Please Of The Day
This from an article:
According to the Daggett campaign, a local New Jersey blog surfaced on Sunday reporting that Palin had asked the Independent to drop his bid or risk being a spoiler for Republic challenger Chris Christie's chances. Daggett mentioned the report later in the day only to have Palin deny she ever issued the threat.Except that, in the course of her denial, the 2008 vice presidential candidate made it fairly clear that she would, indeed, prefer Daggett to drop out. "To the good people of New Jersey," she wrote, on her Facebook page, "please know that Daggett's claims are false. I've never even suggested he should drop out of the race. But, come to think of it..."
The whirling story lines caused confusion among followers of the race. But, by the end of Sunday, the implication, at least for the Daggett campaign, seemed abundantly clear: Palin had joined the rest of the tea-party crowd -- and former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani and Rep. Joe "You Lie" Wilson (R-S.C.) -- in trying to remove (or at least diminish) his candidacy
Excuse me? Am I reading this properly?
Who exactly do these people think they are to butt into our election? Mind your own fucking business! Rudy, go back to cross dressing. Joe, put a piece of duct tape over your mouth.
And you, Sarah! Little Miss Quit Her Own Term, probably because you know damn well that the skeletons in your closet would absolutely slaughter you should they ever get out! The nerve of you to tell someone else to quit!
Ugh, I swear to God, if I ever meet John McCain, I am going to bitch slap him so hard across the face for ever releasing this monster on us.
Speaking of the election, I am stumped on who to vote for. I honestly take back all of the ripping I did on anyone who has been an undecided voter. Definitely not Christie, that's for sure. It's between Corzine and Daggett. I was going for Daggett initially, but somehow all the time I read on his views, I missed the parts of tax cuts for the wealthy and he does not support a public option. Unless what I read was lying. I have to double check.
On the other hand....I'd like to see how a third party candidate would run the state.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Random Thoughts
Oh, Dave. Why? Why did you waste your time apologizing to that bitch? Why did you just not tell her to go fuck herself? I would have. I would love nothing more than to crack a really bad joke about Sarah Palin, get her in a tizzy, and then make everything worse by telling her to go fuck herself on national TV. Why will no TV personality grow a set and do it?
Oh and then the Patron Saint of American Patriotism has to drag the military into it. I would like to exercise my American freedom to bitch slap her. I love these people that are so pro-military, but probably would never set foot in a boot camp. Keep at it, Sarah. Keep pushing the women's liberation movement back further and further.
Back when I actually had a job, one morning, a Linkin Park song came on and I thought it was pretty cool. I am not a big fan of Linkin Park; I think their music all sounds the same, although I do like "In The End", "Breaking The Habit", and "What I've Done". I heard it again on Saturday, so I wrote down the lyrics and then googled them and it is called "New Divide" and it is for the new Transformers movie. What is it about these movies that makes Linkin Park release good songs?
I have been head over heels for someone for almost 2 years and lately, I have been finding myself losing interest in this person. And it is depressing the hell out of me. My overall recovery from what I went through 3 years ago is largely attributed to this person. It's happened before; I would find myself losing interest in this person and then something would make me appreciate them more again. While a small part of me wishes I would get over this person, I really don't want to. And I pray that it is just another temporary loss. I can't stand the thought of it not.
I always heard from people when I was in high school that many of my classmates would change once they get out in the real world. Well, my school must be unique because they are all exactly the same. The spoiled rotten princesses are still spoiled rotten princesses. The arrogant jocks are still arrogant jocks. The whores are still whores. White trash is still white trash. I just seen a Myspace page for this trashy chick that was friends with a girl I was friends with and she is still as white trashy as she was in high school. Bitch was as sweet as sugar to my face and then ripped me apart behind my back. She barely even knew me! The only difference now is she not as skinny as she used to be and she is now [shudder] a mother (if anyone deserves to have their picture on Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid....). She still thinks she is the sexiest thing to walk the earth and still likes to adorn herself as an Italian princess.
One of the things that I always loved in high school was how low community college was looked upon. I pretty much knew from the get-go that I was going to community college because I knew my parents did not have money to send me to a larger college, I was not special enough (e.g. sucked up enough) to receive any type of scholarship, I did not want loans, nor was I socially ept enough to survive going away to college. Needless to say, any mention of going to my community college was met with scorn and sneers. But I was the one to get the last laugh and luckily for me, I already knew that when I was being scorned over it, thanks to my sister graduating 4 years before me. So, what was so funny? Oh, the percentage of my classmates that went away to school on sports scholarships, drank and partied too much, either flunked or were kicked out, and who I had the pleasure of looking at in my second semester.
I never took the SATs. As someone who has seen the failure of standerized testing in determing one's abilities and knowledge, I refused on all grounds to take them. Standerized testing does not prove anything. It only causes more unneeded stress on college bound students. Colleges really need to stop placing so much goddamn emphasis on them.
You know how everyone always says things happen for a reason? Well, maybe my firing slash resignation was one. I am hearing through the grapevine that the company is outsourcing the call center to Maine. They always have listings on the webpage for positions there and it has been odd that nothing has been posted for the entire week and then to get this information?
I am still absolutely infuriated over one of my trainers telling another department supervisor that I quit because I had failed one of my tests. Lies! One of the two bitches knows damn fucking well I scored almost perfect fucking scores on all 3 tests. Whatsa matter? Get angry because I had said I did not feel prepared for the job and took it as a personal insult on your teaching? Well, guess what? Your teaching did suck! I got one person telling me to do one thing, after you telling me to do something else! There were many times in class my trainer would say one thing and a few minutes later say the complete opposite. How can you learn with that?
Look, I will never deny that I do not lie. I do. A lot, although my problem more is I will say things, but leave out vital information, therefore saving my ass, but at the same time not technically lying. But when I am accused of doing something that I did not do, it infuriates me. Why could she just not say I quit because I could not handle it? That is at least half the truth. And if it was my actual classroom trainer who said this....bitch wasn't even there on the Monday I left! I technically resigned at 2:45Pm. She had left for the day at noon. Whether or not I can find out who had said it....chances are slim probably.
And how convenient that my course evaluation with test scores was in the folder that they took from me.
Oh and then the Patron Saint of American Patriotism has to drag the military into it. I would like to exercise my American freedom to bitch slap her. I love these people that are so pro-military, but probably would never set foot in a boot camp. Keep at it, Sarah. Keep pushing the women's liberation movement back further and further.
Back when I actually had a job, one morning, a Linkin Park song came on and I thought it was pretty cool. I am not a big fan of Linkin Park; I think their music all sounds the same, although I do like "In The End", "Breaking The Habit", and "What I've Done". I heard it again on Saturday, so I wrote down the lyrics and then googled them and it is called "New Divide" and it is for the new Transformers movie. What is it about these movies that makes Linkin Park release good songs?
I have been head over heels for someone for almost 2 years and lately, I have been finding myself losing interest in this person. And it is depressing the hell out of me. My overall recovery from what I went through 3 years ago is largely attributed to this person. It's happened before; I would find myself losing interest in this person and then something would make me appreciate them more again. While a small part of me wishes I would get over this person, I really don't want to. And I pray that it is just another temporary loss. I can't stand the thought of it not.
I always heard from people when I was in high school that many of my classmates would change once they get out in the real world. Well, my school must be unique because they are all exactly the same. The spoiled rotten princesses are still spoiled rotten princesses. The arrogant jocks are still arrogant jocks. The whores are still whores. White trash is still white trash. I just seen a Myspace page for this trashy chick that was friends with a girl I was friends with and she is still as white trashy as she was in high school. Bitch was as sweet as sugar to my face and then ripped me apart behind my back. She barely even knew me! The only difference now is she not as skinny as she used to be and she is now [shudder] a mother (if anyone deserves to have their picture on Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid....). She still thinks she is the sexiest thing to walk the earth and still likes to adorn herself as an Italian princess.
One of the things that I always loved in high school was how low community college was looked upon. I pretty much knew from the get-go that I was going to community college because I knew my parents did not have money to send me to a larger college, I was not special enough (e.g. sucked up enough) to receive any type of scholarship, I did not want loans, nor was I socially ept enough to survive going away to college. Needless to say, any mention of going to my community college was met with scorn and sneers. But I was the one to get the last laugh and luckily for me, I already knew that when I was being scorned over it, thanks to my sister graduating 4 years before me. So, what was so funny? Oh, the percentage of my classmates that went away to school on sports scholarships, drank and partied too much, either flunked or were kicked out, and who I had the pleasure of looking at in my second semester.
I never took the SATs. As someone who has seen the failure of standerized testing in determing one's abilities and knowledge, I refused on all grounds to take them. Standerized testing does not prove anything. It only causes more unneeded stress on college bound students. Colleges really need to stop placing so much goddamn emphasis on them.
You know how everyone always says things happen for a reason? Well, maybe my firing slash resignation was one. I am hearing through the grapevine that the company is outsourcing the call center to Maine. They always have listings on the webpage for positions there and it has been odd that nothing has been posted for the entire week and then to get this information?
I am still absolutely infuriated over one of my trainers telling another department supervisor that I quit because I had failed one of my tests. Lies! One of the two bitches knows damn fucking well I scored almost perfect fucking scores on all 3 tests. Whatsa matter? Get angry because I had said I did not feel prepared for the job and took it as a personal insult on your teaching? Well, guess what? Your teaching did suck! I got one person telling me to do one thing, after you telling me to do something else! There were many times in class my trainer would say one thing and a few minutes later say the complete opposite. How can you learn with that?
Look, I will never deny that I do not lie. I do. A lot, although my problem more is I will say things, but leave out vital information, therefore saving my ass, but at the same time not technically lying. But when I am accused of doing something that I did not do, it infuriates me. Why could she just not say I quit because I could not handle it? That is at least half the truth. And if it was my actual classroom trainer who said this....bitch wasn't even there on the Monday I left! I technically resigned at 2:45Pm. She had left for the day at noon. Whether or not I can find out who had said it....chances are slim probably.
And how convenient that my course evaluation with test scores was in the folder that they took from me.
Friday, June 5, 2009
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
Right-Wing Protesters: Birth Control Will Kill You
Remember, though- these people aren't extremists. Blowing up abortion clinics and blowing people's guts out- in the middle of God's house, nonetheless....no, they are absolutely nothing like the radical Islamic terrorists we are currently trying to (and more than likely never will) defeat.
Gee, I never realized that now a killing takes place even if the gamates haven't combined! Really now. How dare women not have that egg fertilized!
Sorry, not all of us have Michelle Duggar fantasies. Some of us women actually decided to live in the post-feminist movement era and not be stay at home breeding machine men slaves. As the saying goes, if that makes us wrong then we do not want to be right.
Sarah Palin Launches New Attacks on Government Stimulus
Absolute nonsense? I'll tell you what is absolute nonsense, Sarah. You ever being picked for vice presidential candidate. You preaching about the wonders of abstinence while not only having your whore daughter get knocked up (possibly twice) out of wedlock, but you more than likely getting knocked up out of wedlock as well. That all the radical gun-bearers are so panicky and frantic over losing their precious guns because of big ol' bad Muslim liberal socialist Obama, even though I haven't heard a peep from Obama about guns since election time (and if someone can provide me with a reputable link arguing against that, I will retract that statement). That we are even still seeing you in the news. And the biggest piece of absolute nonsense? You ever being allowed to become a political figure in the first place.
Hey, Sarah, do you want to know what else is absolute nonsense? Being given no choice but to resign from a job that it took you 2 years to obtain. And then when a company supervisor questions it, the bitch trainer tells her that you quit because you flunked one of the tests. Tests that you scored almost perfect fucking scores on. That is absolute nonsense, Sarah.
And thanks to an unexpected case of the nasties, I found this over on lamebook.com and normally I am not someone who jokes around about suicide, but Caleb's response is so dry and unheartfelt that it made me bust up laughing. Seriously, though- are you that starved and desperate for attention that you have to threaten suicide on friggin' Facebook?
Remember, though- these people aren't extremists. Blowing up abortion clinics and blowing people's guts out- in the middle of God's house, nonetheless....no, they are absolutely nothing like the radical Islamic terrorists we are currently trying to (and more than likely never will) defeat.
Gee, I never realized that now a killing takes place even if the gamates haven't combined! Really now. How dare women not have that egg fertilized!
Sorry, not all of us have Michelle Duggar fantasies. Some of us women actually decided to live in the post-feminist movement era and not be stay at home breeding machine men slaves. As the saying goes, if that makes us wrong then we do not want to be right.
Sarah Palin Launches New Attacks on Government Stimulus
Absolute nonsense? I'll tell you what is absolute nonsense, Sarah. You ever being picked for vice presidential candidate. You preaching about the wonders of abstinence while not only having your whore daughter get knocked up (possibly twice) out of wedlock, but you more than likely getting knocked up out of wedlock as well. That all the radical gun-bearers are so panicky and frantic over losing their precious guns because of big ol' bad Muslim liberal socialist Obama, even though I haven't heard a peep from Obama about guns since election time (and if someone can provide me with a reputable link arguing against that, I will retract that statement). That we are even still seeing you in the news. And the biggest piece of absolute nonsense? You ever being allowed to become a political figure in the first place.
Hey, Sarah, do you want to know what else is absolute nonsense? Being given no choice but to resign from a job that it took you 2 years to obtain. And then when a company supervisor questions it, the bitch trainer tells her that you quit because you flunked one of the tests. Tests that you scored almost perfect fucking scores on. That is absolute nonsense, Sarah.
And thanks to an unexpected case of the nasties, I found this over on lamebook.com and normally I am not someone who jokes around about suicide, but Caleb's response is so dry and unheartfelt that it made me bust up laughing. Seriously, though- are you that starved and desperate for attention that you have to threaten suicide on friggin' Facebook?
Saturday, April 4, 2009
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
Reportedly from the Palin spokesperson on Levi's appearence on Tyra:
Bitch, please! Bristol, after Paris Hilton and basically 99% of Hollywood, you are the last person I want to be taking abstinence advice from. I don't need to. I actually, albeit unwittingly, engage in it. And the best part of it all? My mom didn't even advocate it to me, let alone all of America! You being chosen for advocating abstinance is a huge slap in the face to those who actually follow it.
Judging by some of the blogs I read and considering the religious right looks at this baby as practically the second coming of God, I am seriously starting to believe I am the only person in the world who has absolutely no sympathy for Bristol. And if this is really her second baby....how can you honestly feel sorry for her? Learn to use some fucking birth control, moron. And don't give me shit that rubbers and pills and all that are against your religion because last time I checked, sex before marriage is frowned upon as well.
Before, I would have said the only thing I would feel sorry for Bristol for is having Sarah as a mother, but she seems to be a stupid cunt just like her mother, so any sympathy evaporated.
I hate to admit it, but Levi is actually kind of hot in some pictures. I wouldn't dare let him geschmoegen my gaflavity with his googus, though. Not without level 4 biohazard protection. Lord knows where that googus has been or where that, and I quote a commentor on Cajun Boy, large tittied whore's gaflavity was before it was geschmoegened by his googus. *shudders*
Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationshipThis is a joke, right?
Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinenceUh....didn't Bristol say that abstinence is unrealistic? Now she is advocating it? What, is she gonna teach a class or something? Hey, I'll sign up for her class on abstinence. Right after I sign up for Bush's class on linguistics and Dick Cheney's class on hunting.
Bitch, please! Bristol, after Paris Hilton and basically 99% of Hollywood, you are the last person I want to be taking abstinence advice from. I don't need to. I actually, albeit unwittingly, engage in it. And the best part of it all? My mom didn't even advocate it to me, let alone all of America! You being chosen for advocating abstinance is a huge slap in the face to those who actually follow it.
It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the childExploit....ugh, I am not going to come up with a response to this or my head will explode.
Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions.Bristol has realized her mistake. Has Old Man McCain realized his yet?
Judging by some of the blogs I read and considering the religious right looks at this baby as practically the second coming of God, I am seriously starting to believe I am the only person in the world who has absolutely no sympathy for Bristol. And if this is really her second baby....how can you honestly feel sorry for her? Learn to use some fucking birth control, moron. And don't give me shit that rubbers and pills and all that are against your religion because last time I checked, sex before marriage is frowned upon as well.
Before, I would have said the only thing I would feel sorry for Bristol for is having Sarah as a mother, but she seems to be a stupid cunt just like her mother, so any sympathy evaporated.
I hate to admit it, but Levi is actually kind of hot in some pictures. I wouldn't dare let him geschmoegen my gaflavity with his googus, though. Not without level 4 biohazard protection. Lord knows where that googus has been or where that, and I quote a commentor on Cajun Boy, large tittied whore's gaflavity was before it was geschmoegened by his googus. *shudders*
Sunday, March 8, 2009
This Is Four Months Late
But didn't during election time, didn't the Alaskan She-Devil say something like she has faith God will make the right decision on Election Day?
Well....obviously God did not think she was the right decision. Oh smack!
Well....obviously God did not think she was the right decision. Oh smack!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Quote Of The Day
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know I said I wouldn't mention her anymore, but I couldn't resist passing this up. From the Huffington Post, on Sarah Palin's biography, written by user KarelS:
Forget all this crap, folks. Here's what really happened . . .You know what sad thing is I realized about Sarah? If she was the same person she is now- minus the whole holier than thou religious mumbo jumo constantly spewing out of her mouth; e.g. if she was not a radical religious person- I might actually find her pretty fucking hilarious.
Sarah was knocked up by some guy who won the 100 meter dash at the Special Olympics. The kid wound up looking just like the father. Todd got pissed when he found out the truth about Sarah's latest bundle of joy. He threatened to divorce Sarah, but the RNC intervened successfully on Sarah's behalf by reminding Todd that they knew he had impregnated a two-headed Eskimo woman on an oil field derrick that resulted in a child looking just like an offspring of the octuplet mother (big lips and all). In addition, John McCain reminded Todd that his silk underwear allowance would be cut off if he chose to spread unsubstantiated rumors about his wife. As it stands now, Todd has been permanently bought off by the RNC who've promised that they will provide him with a life-time supply of silk underwear, snowmobile parts and gasoline, enough guns and ammo to dispatch a thousand wolves, plus a free plans for constructing an ice-free igloo.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Random Thoughts VIII
How To Do A Push Up - WikiHow
I like this part:
You know, I would start bitching about the crazy ass bitch from California, but I am done. I don't even feel like bitching about Sarah Palin anymore. On a side note, I think I may have just found someone that makes my blood boil more than her.
I just would like to know one thing- why do children with ADHD and a speech impediment need to be on disability? My mother's best friend has osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis and she was denied disability quite a few times. Actually, make it 2 things- I would like to know how this chick has a bad enough "back injury" that she has to be out of work, but can carry 8 babies at one time? Give me a fucking break. My mother had a bad back before she got pregnant with me and when she did, went through hell with her back and she only had one baby and only gained 15 pounds.
Most pages I have been on, it has been equal on responses to this case. I have come across a few defending this stupid cow and it makes me wonder how differently their responses would be if this was a single African-American woman doing this. Or a single lesbian. Or a Democrat/liberal/whatever. Or look at the Duggars- how would the fundie religious right be behaving towards the show if everything was exactly the same....but the family was liberal or black or Hispanic.
What I do want to bitch about is Hilary Duff. Bitch needs a good smack upside her head. I have never seen Faye Dunaway act, but judging by her awards and credits, she already sounds like a much better actress than Duff Stuff (if you can ever call her one). If she wants to pass herself off as mature, she should have either thought long and hard before opening her mouth or just not opened it period. Now people can stand there and say (usually Duff fans) that Faye instigated it, but apparently a lot of people do not realize that when people reach a certain age, the filtering of what they say starts to deteriorate. But its not like what she said was false. Face it, Duff, your "acting" and your "singing" sucks. Your acting even sucked on a silly show like The Andy Milonakis Show. Which is actually a pretty funny show. I just watched it for the first time last night.
But I missed Wonder Showzen, which infuriated me because MTV2 plays it about every 546 days and I was too damn tired to stay up and watch it last night. That show takes "screwed-up" to a whole new level. And that is why I like it so much.
I know there is no pleasing people in this world, but for people like Elizabeth Hasselidiot and most of Fox News and its audience, there is absolutely nothing Obama could do that could please them. If he waved his hand and single handedly fixed the economy, banned abortion and gay marriage, reunited Christianity and state, destroyed Al-Queda, and killed Bin Laden with his bare hands, they would still curse him and find something to bitch about.
Although I suspect why, judging by the date and when I accidently bumped my boobs the other day and I almost tore the door off, I have been ridiculously emotional lately. Normally, watching Animal Cops, I get upset and want to beat the crap out of all the people that get arrested. Over the weekend, though, I watched it and I cried both days I watched it. The first day was the South Africa one and the cop went to get a German Shepherd looking dog and the whole time, the thing cried and it's crying was really getting to me until I finally started to cry. The next day was the Philadelphia one and (no surprise here) the cops took pitbulls out there were being used for fighting and only one was able to be kept alive. But the one that was most aggressive- this thing tore right through the metal cage!- was shown all covered in blood after doing so and despite it's horribly aggressive nature, it just bothered me because the dog didn't ask for that life and thanks to some fucking low lifes, now it had to lose it's life. Grrrrr, I really hate people sometimes.
I like this part:
NEVER do a pushup with your palms flat on the ground, as doing so puts your wrists in a very unnatural position with all your weight on them, which can cause them severe discomfort, strain, and permanent damageYet look at the picture of the ambitious looking military dude.
You know, I would start bitching about the crazy ass bitch from California, but I am done. I don't even feel like bitching about Sarah Palin anymore. On a side note, I think I may have just found someone that makes my blood boil more than her.
I just would like to know one thing- why do children with ADHD and a speech impediment need to be on disability? My mother's best friend has osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis and she was denied disability quite a few times. Actually, make it 2 things- I would like to know how this chick has a bad enough "back injury" that she has to be out of work, but can carry 8 babies at one time? Give me a fucking break. My mother had a bad back before she got pregnant with me and when she did, went through hell with her back and she only had one baby and only gained 15 pounds.
Most pages I have been on, it has been equal on responses to this case. I have come across a few defending this stupid cow and it makes me wonder how differently their responses would be if this was a single African-American woman doing this. Or a single lesbian. Or a Democrat/liberal/whatever. Or look at the Duggars- how would the fundie religious right be behaving towards the show if everything was exactly the same....but the family was liberal or black or Hispanic.
What I do want to bitch about is Hilary Duff. Bitch needs a good smack upside her head. I have never seen Faye Dunaway act, but judging by her awards and credits, she already sounds like a much better actress than Duff Stuff (if you can ever call her one). If she wants to pass herself off as mature, she should have either thought long and hard before opening her mouth or just not opened it period. Now people can stand there and say (usually Duff fans) that Faye instigated it, but apparently a lot of people do not realize that when people reach a certain age, the filtering of what they say starts to deteriorate. But its not like what she said was false. Face it, Duff, your "acting" and your "singing" sucks. Your acting even sucked on a silly show like The Andy Milonakis Show. Which is actually a pretty funny show. I just watched it for the first time last night.
But I missed Wonder Showzen, which infuriated me because MTV2 plays it about every 546 days and I was too damn tired to stay up and watch it last night. That show takes "screwed-up" to a whole new level. And that is why I like it so much.
I know there is no pleasing people in this world, but for people like Elizabeth Hasselidiot and most of Fox News and its audience, there is absolutely nothing Obama could do that could please them. If he waved his hand and single handedly fixed the economy, banned abortion and gay marriage, reunited Christianity and state, destroyed Al-Queda, and killed Bin Laden with his bare hands, they would still curse him and find something to bitch about.
Although I suspect why, judging by the date and when I accidently bumped my boobs the other day and I almost tore the door off, I have been ridiculously emotional lately. Normally, watching Animal Cops, I get upset and want to beat the crap out of all the people that get arrested. Over the weekend, though, I watched it and I cried both days I watched it. The first day was the South Africa one and the cop went to get a German Shepherd looking dog and the whole time, the thing cried and it's crying was really getting to me until I finally started to cry. The next day was the Philadelphia one and (no surprise here) the cops took pitbulls out there were being used for fighting and only one was able to be kept alive. But the one that was most aggressive- this thing tore right through the metal cage!- was shown all covered in blood after doing so and despite it's horribly aggressive nature, it just bothered me because the dog didn't ask for that life and thanks to some fucking low lifes, now it had to lose it's life. Grrrrr, I really hate people sometimes.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Random Thoughts
Heavens. Sarah is supposedly already planning to run in 2012. God save us all. Obama, if this does not give you ammunition to do a hell of a good job, I don't know what would. The good news is, though, by 2012, no one can say that Obama has no "executive experience".
The other good news, of course, is just because she enters the race doesn't mean she will actually make candidate. Hopefully some potential candidate will come along and squash her like a bug. Which probably wouldn't take much. One could sit down in a chair, lean back, and snore their head off and would still be better than her. Shit, you could put a zombie up on stage to debate her that just stands there and moans "BRAINS!" and it would still be better and make infinitely more sense than her. But then again.... zombies just make everything better.
I really wish ALL movies and shows would be required to have closed-caption. Between years of blowing the little hairs in my ears to bits with blasting music and eustachian tube trouble, my hearing is not great. It kind of sucks, actually. And one day last week, I had some British movie on- I think it was called Go Now or something- and it was not closed captioned and I could barely understand anything anyone was saying. But I think a lot of it had to do with the British accents, which normally I can understand with no problem, but in this movie, everyone's seemed exceptionally harsh. They all sounded like they were talking with mouths full of shit.
If I do not get a Geno's cheesesteak soon, I am going to scratch someone's eyeballs out.
Since I have no health insurance, I obviously have no dental insurance. Thankfully, though, one of my local community colleges has a dental clinic and I can get my teeth cleaned for next to nothing. It's pretty frickin sweet. Unfortunately, though, due to area (a lot of people with low incomes and people that shouldn't, um, be here) and now probably due to so many people losing health insurance, the clinic is booked up. I can't get an appointment until March 5th, which isn't far away really, but I have to find a job so I will probably run into some conflict.
I may have mentioned this before, but back in high school, I was a band geek. And I complained about band a lot, so why did I stay in it? I don't know. It wasn't marching band I hated in particular. Oh, no. I loved going to competitions and parades and all that jiggery pokery. No. Rather, it was the people I couldn't stand. The members, the teachers, instructors, assistants, etc....all were 100% certified grade-A asshole. My band teacher had a personal vendetta for me from day one. I have no idea what his problem was with me because I never was a trouble maker in school. Far from it. I barely made a peep in class. My teachers- well, most of them anyway- were hounding me to speak up in class because they certainly knew I had the brains to not make an ass out of myself. Maybe that was the problem- I was such NOT a trouble maker, they assumed I must have had something up my sleeve and would rebel.
Goddamn, I am bored.
The other good news, of course, is just because she enters the race doesn't mean she will actually make candidate. Hopefully some potential candidate will come along and squash her like a bug. Which probably wouldn't take much. One could sit down in a chair, lean back, and snore their head off and would still be better than her. Shit, you could put a zombie up on stage to debate her that just stands there and moans "BRAINS!" and it would still be better and make infinitely more sense than her. But then again.... zombies just make everything better.
I really wish ALL movies and shows would be required to have closed-caption. Between years of blowing the little hairs in my ears to bits with blasting music and eustachian tube trouble, my hearing is not great. It kind of sucks, actually. And one day last week, I had some British movie on- I think it was called Go Now or something- and it was not closed captioned and I could barely understand anything anyone was saying. But I think a lot of it had to do with the British accents, which normally I can understand with no problem, but in this movie, everyone's seemed exceptionally harsh. They all sounded like they were talking with mouths full of shit.
If I do not get a Geno's cheesesteak soon, I am going to scratch someone's eyeballs out.
Since I have no health insurance, I obviously have no dental insurance. Thankfully, though, one of my local community colleges has a dental clinic and I can get my teeth cleaned for next to nothing. It's pretty frickin sweet. Unfortunately, though, due to area (a lot of people with low incomes and people that shouldn't, um, be here) and now probably due to so many people losing health insurance, the clinic is booked up. I can't get an appointment until March 5th, which isn't far away really, but I have to find a job so I will probably run into some conflict.
I may have mentioned this before, but back in high school, I was a band geek. And I complained about band a lot, so why did I stay in it? I don't know. It wasn't marching band I hated in particular. Oh, no. I loved going to competitions and parades and all that jiggery pokery. No. Rather, it was the people I couldn't stand. The members, the teachers, instructors, assistants, etc....all were 100% certified grade-A asshole. My band teacher had a personal vendetta for me from day one. I have no idea what his problem was with me because I never was a trouble maker in school. Far from it. I barely made a peep in class. My teachers- well, most of them anyway- were hounding me to speak up in class because they certainly knew I had the brains to not make an ass out of myself. Maybe that was the problem- I was such NOT a trouble maker, they assumed I must have had something up my sleeve and would rebel.
Goddamn, I am bored.
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