This Is Four Months Late

But didn't during election time, didn't the Alaskan She-Devil say something like she has faith God will make the right decision on Election Day?

Well....obviously God did not think she was the right decision. Oh smack!

Random Thoughts

To see if I still had an old jounral in which I bitched about someone I just recently got in contact with again, I read through some old journals (yes, it was in one) and man, I am one fucked up bitch. Seriously- I have some major issues. I bitched about Janey Wilcox from Trading Up and yet I fantasize about being a manipulative bitch like her. Not quite to the extent she was (I don't do blow-jobs), but close enough. My exact words were,

I've had so many bad fantasies- like of posing naked (if I had the body), doing drugs, using men, being a prostitute....just being a bad girl. I want to fuck people over and not feel bad about it.

And you want to tell me that fantasizing about this stuff constantly is a sign of a normal mind? I still do fantasize about it. But then again, I guess I've spent so many years being this goody two-shoes that I'm just starting to get sick and tired of it and want to rebel.

There was also an entry where I complained about Bootie Barker singing "Groove Is In The Hall" and what was my exact response to his singing? "He sings as well as he walks". Yeah, that was probably even a bit low for me, but hey, disabled people are the first ones to say to treat them the same, so that is exactly what I am doing. No different than making fun of someone's height.

Speaking of Trading Up, I amazingly finally finished it. It's not a difficult book to read, although there are times I read through and thought, um, was that really that direly needed to be included; it seemed like a lot of yapping instead of just getting straight to the point. And oy vey, the storylines were all over the place. Janey was a dirty rotten narcisstic whore and did not get absolutely one ounce of the punishment she deserved. That bitch needed to be brought down. The Patty and Mimi storylines dropped off the face of the earth towards the end. What ever became of Mimi's pregnancy? And frankly, I still do not see what Selden (Janey's husband) did that was so awful and that she did not deserve. He gave her everything her shriveled little black heart desired. She got pissed at him for having to choose between her or his job and what was the difference? She didn't even love him! I don't doubt for a second that there are people out there just like these characters, but the only thing that can completely excuse this book is if it was satire. I wonder if the owner who left it on the airplane accidently left it there or was so disgusted they figured they would leave it for someone else.

And need a good drinking game? Read this book and every time someone says darling, take a drink. You won't even be half way through it and you will be dangerously drunk. Or a really good drinking game would be to take a shot every time Janey is a disgusting vile bitch.

Ugh, I was thinking earlier how I miss election time. Yeah, it was nerve-wracking as hell, but it had my mind so occupied that many of the crazy thoughts that normally invade my mind were pushed onto the back burner. I was really caught up in it. I have never seen myself get so passionate over anything in my life. My mother was really caught up in it as well.

So I hear Fatfuck Limbaugh has said that he hopes Obama fails? Good grief. I have never met such a disgusting vile fucking pig in my life as that jerk off. I wish he would go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney as well or eat himself to death. He is already on a good path for the latter to happen. If I was forced to choose between voting for Sarah Palin or Limbaugh, I think I would just pick up a gun and blow my brains out. Hey, I didn't want Bush in the last election, but I still hoped he would at least pull the country back together.

And last but not least....pictures of Clive Owen with no shirt on.

Things That Annoy Me Part III

Adding "-gate" or "malfunction" to the end of everything

Heely shoes- I want to stick my foot out and trip every little monster I see skating around busy stores on them. And then I will laugh hysterically.

Little girls who put on tons of make-up and dress all grown up and then throw childish tearful tantrums when they can't get a toy- wow, you look really grown up now, don't you?

People who ask me what I am going to school for- if one more person tells me "why don't you become a nurse like your sister?" I am going to tear my hair out. If I wanted to be a nurse, I would be in nursing school.

Snow- I liked it when I was little. Now that I am older and have to venture out in it, I hate it. Especially since the last time I drove in snow, I was doing about -6 miles an hour and I still almost managed to spin out.

People who tell me that you do not have to be concerned if you do not go to the bathroom every day to- I know that. But if it is a week and half or more, I think I am perfectly legitimate in being concerned.

People who, during the election, wore pins or posted signs that said "I am voting for the chick"- Palin was not the running candidate. Gee, I can just imagine the reactions of Rush Limbaugh or Faux Noise if people wore pins or posted signs that said, "I am voting for the Gaffe Machine" or if they had done the same thing if Hillary had been the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate. Rush Limbaugh probably would have screamed and ranted and raved until his big fat head exploded (praise Jebus) and Faux Noise probably would have talked about it for most of the election season.

People who complained that being a community organizer isn't experience- neither is being "just like us" and a mother

Restaurants that do not offer free refills or even one free refill

Text messaging charges- I constantly receive spam text messages. And my phone bill is higher because T-Mobile charges for every incoming text messages. I can understand charging for outgoing texts, but why should I have to pay for text messages I didn't ask for?

Amateur DJs- Shit, I am sick of seeing good ones get passed over. Who do these people think they are? Honestly. Sam Ronson demands $25,000 a session? Give me a break. I don't even think Lady Miss Kier demands that much (I heard something like $2,000 or so) and she is more longer well-known, more well liked, actually earned her fame, and worked with 2 DJs for several years. Now I have heard in the beginning she was supposedly not very good, but I am sure she is better than these douchebags. I bet Dmitry or Towa Tei don't even demand that much and they have been DJs for a million years.

The new "fauxmosexual" craze- yes, let's give the religious right more ammunition in believing that sexuality is a choice, thanks to cunts like Tila Tequila, Hohan, and the Ikki twins

Stupid lawyers and stupid lawsuits- I don't know how to elaborate on this anymore. America is getting out of hand with stupid lawsuits. Should I sue my brain for causing me emotional distress, my metabolism for not being faster, and a host of other things? Should MS patients sue their immune systems for attacking their nervous system and causing blindness, paralysis, deafness, etc? Should kids with muscular dystrophy sue their parents for giving them the MD gene? Should cancer patients sue their own bodies for mass producing hazardous cells? It's all so absurd. I especially hate the fat asses that eat McRat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have a heart attack, and then sue McRat. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so fat!

The terms "preggo" and "preggars"- it's pregnant for Pete's sake!

And lastly....Lord knows I despise Sarah Palin, but I swear, if I have to go to one more site and see someone say "you betcha!", "gotcha", or "by golly!", I am seriously going to rip that person's endocrine system out. Yes, I have been watching too much The Soup.

Rudolph With Your Nose So Bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

I heard "Rudolph" the other night and I thought, you know, this election is a lot like that story. The other reindeer ripped Rudolph apart and then as soon as they found out he could help them, then suddenly they were his best friend. Plenty of GOPers and Democrats ripped Obama to shreds- personally, none the less- but now that he won, now all of a sudden they support him 100%.

Speaking of which:

"And then, of course, in the world of the blogosphere where so much is based on...where they allow for a hard news source...again, like you're suggesting, from an anonymous blog somewhere...some kid in his pajamas sitting in his parent's basement down on his computer gossipin' or just what's being typed in a blog and then they use that as a hard news source. That does not bode well for the state of journalism today."

Sarah, that is not the description of bloggers. That is the description of computer virus creators.

Boy, for someone who hates the media so much, she certainly is using them for all it's worth.

More Good News, Everyone!

Robert F. Kennedy: Environmental Protection Agency Head?

Oh, Obama, please pick him! This will really make my week! I am in the middle of Crimes Against Nature and I think he would really do a good job. I don't get why on review sites a lot of people think he rants too much in the book; I guess as someone who rants a lot as well wouldn't see it. To be honest, I have never been much of an environmentalist. I am not an anti-environmentalist, far from it, but I have never been one to chain myself to trees or anything like that. But the stuff I am reading that the Bush Administration is allowing to happen is depressing. I suspect Cheney has more to do with it than Bush.

God! I still cannot believe he won! It still hasn't sunk in. Call me sadistic, but I never felt so much pleasure looking through the Huffington Post's slideshow of McCain supporters after the election was called. Now they know how we have felt the past 2 elections, although the big difference is, we won the election fair and square. We won by not behaving extremely dirty (frankly, I don't even see where Obama EVER played "dirty"). We won by not suppressing voters.

In the last weeks of the election, I worried about a few things- 1. an extremely damaging October surprise, 2. election stealing and 3. a possible Bradley effect (I was starting to worry that the constant talking of it would make people actually start to bring on a Bradley effect; you know how gullable the population is; they hear something and then start to mimic it, like when some idiot decides to shoot up a school, then for the next few weeks, you end up with multiple copycats). Back after the Republican Convention, I was depressed as hell. I kept thinking, we are going to lose this. Again. People are going to vote for someone because they think with their dicks, neverminding the fact that McCain is the candidate.

Most McCain supporters are some of the most hateful people I have ever been acquainted with. It astonishes me, especially with the ones that call themselves good Christians. McCain mentions his name and the crowd boos last night. Did you hear any booing when Obama mentioned McCain? No. What McCain supporters think will become of this country is absurd. Like we really want the religious right pushing their backwards ass ways on us. I don't know what Americans want from a president. Grow up. They're never going to do everything you want. I may be a Democrat, but I do not support illegal immigration. Do any of my candidates feel the same way? No, but it's less I disagree with than with most Republican candidates. Tell me again what Bush has done to stop illegal immigration. Because I don't know about any of you, but all I see in the state of NJ is illegal immigrants. And not ones that want to work.

What makes me laugh the most is when college students cry about socialism and Obama. A present college student making $250,000 a year? Get real. What's the matter? Are you mad that Mommy and Daddy won't be able to spoil you as much? Darn. I guess you'll have to learn responsibility.

Back before I watched NASCAR, I was one of those people who believed the stereotype of dumb redneck, racist Republican hillbillies being their base crowd. When I started to watch it, I dismissed the stereotype. Then, as I got more into and met fans on their community, I realized just how much the stereotype rings true. And my NASCAR friends on Myspace just further proved my point.

Hot Friggin DOG! YES WE COULD!

We won! Someone I voted for actually won!

(well, actually I voted for- please don't throw anything at me, fellow NJ residents- Corzine, but that doesn't count.)

I am so fucking relieved. I am so relieved I never have to hear about Joe the Plumber again or hear that horrible banshee screech anymore. My uterus is relieved that for the next 4 years I can still make a choice.

I am also glad to see that Lautenberg and Adler won as well. They were the only other 2 I voted for. Call me a bad voter, but I didn't bother voting for any other NJ candidate because frankly, my town is going to blow no matter who runs it. It will continue to be a town with no sidewalks or stores in walkable distance. It will continue to be a town that refuses to build moderate income housing and that responds to criticism with "if you people can't afford to live in our town, then you'll just have to leave". It will continue to be a town that protests low income housing because of violence and drugs, while protesting it with violence and while the same bastards that protest it have spoiled rotten bastard children that get drunk and high every weekend. It will continue to be a town that builds and builds and builds, causing schools to be overcrowded, leading to more schools being built, so then they can build even more houses and bringing the circle back around again. Do I dislike it here? You have no idea.

Anyway, I thought McCain's speech was good and I liked that he silenced his supporters when they booed Obama. That, to me, seemed like the McCain people always talk about. I didn't even know who McCain was until this year. It almost makes me feel a little sorry for him because he does seem like a really nice guy. He just acted horrible, though. He ran such a dirty campaign, although I suspect that four-eyed Alaskan bitch had more to do with the dirtiness of the campaign than McCain.

Now, I could receive a lot of slack for this, but to show what a good guy he is, I think Obama should offer McCain a position on his cabinet. McCain doesn't have to accept it, but it can at least show that Obama can "reach across the aisle".

Now, please, Obama, do not make me regret voting for you! Please do not make me, and millions of others, have to apologize for voting for you!

One more thing- what do they do since Biden won the Senate seat in Delaware?

Good News Everyone!

Now, I am not one to count my chickens before they hatch, but I played around on Real Clear Politics and made every state left- with the exception of Washington, Oregon, Cali, and Hawaii- red and this was the result:


We still win!

Random Thoughts

As a former Philadelphian....thank you, Pennsy! I have been so worried you would flip and go with McCain! Although my day in Lahaska, PA on Saturday spoke otherwise. Everywhere I turned were Obama signs.

I just thought of a conversation I saw on a right-wing leaning page one time and the members were discussing how hot Sarah Palin is and how there are no "hot" liberals. I beg to differ. One, considering how many celebrities that men beat their little manhoods to death over are liberal. How many men get boners just at the mention of Scarlett Johanson or Jessica Alba? Remind me who they are voting for?

Second....again, someone explain to me what is so hot about Sarah?

Third....three words- Lady Miss Kier (slightly NSFW, although nothing you wouldn't see in a bikini). She is one of the most liberal people around and no woman will ever be hotter than her. Sarah could only dream of ever being as beautiful as her. She may have gained weight, but she is still gorgeous. If she was not a hot liberal, then I have no reason to live.

I just read on article over on the Huffington Post about McCain's mother not caring if he wins or not and every time I hear a mention of his mother, I think of that episode of The Simpsons when Homer takes over for Smithers for a few weeks and Mr. Burns's mother calls and Homer says, "Mr. Burns has a mother? She must be a hundred million years old!".

An Angry Letter to Joe the Plumber

Dear Mr. The Plumber:

Please go away already. I am sick of hearing about you.

Please stop lying and saying under Obama, you will be taxed more for working hard. You do not make $250,000 a year. But wait. I am not stupid. I get what's going on here. The McCain camp is whoring you out so you can get all kind of publicity and offers, which will lead to an income over $250,000 a year, and then everyone can say "oh, look! Joe wasn't lying! He is being taxed more under Obama!", completely missing what went on here and ignoring the fact that you did not, IN FACT, work hard for your money. If you get the publicity and offers, you worked for them just about as hard as Paris Hilton works for hers.

And on your way out, please take that shrill-voiced banshee with you. Honestly. She is like a walking version of The Ring. Every time I hear her voice, I wait for the phone to ring and tell me I have seven days to live.

On a side, but slightly related note....why are we always receiving statistics on who whites are voting for, who blacks are voting for, who Hispanics are voting for, but we never hear who Asian people are voting for?

Sincerely,
A Bored, Annoyed American Citizen

Oh NOOOO!

Block the Vote

Was the 2004 Election Stolen?

Drinking the ACORN Kool-Aid: How Cries of Voter Fraud Cover Up GOP Elections Theft

This is America, for heaven's sake! This is not the Soviet Union. This is not parts of Africa. This is not the Middle East. Our leader does not even make the 10 most dangerous leaders in the world. This is unacceptable. There is no reason that this fraud shit should occur. If something happens that lands McAncient in the office, I hope to God the American people do not take it again.

Current's Repub Debate

Here is the clip! Sound sucks, but it's still funny:


I thought it was pretty Reagany, don't you?

Joe! Joe! Joe!

Lieberman Promises Voters McCain "Will Live To 85 At Least"

Is that a threat or a promise, Joe?

What is with all of the Joes all of a sudden? Joe Lieberman, Joe Biden, Joe Sixpack, Joe the Plumber....I'm sick of Joes!

Saturday night I couldn't sleep, so I got up and went out to the living room to watch the TV, which has a hundred million more channels than my TV, and I came across this show on the Current Channel- I think it was called the Supernews Election Special or something- and it was hilarious. I showed it to my mother last night and even she was laughing hysterically at it. I thought the Republican debate was the funniest. Reagan! Reagan!

More Politi....eh you get the point

Rewatching that Larry King video again, I have to ask- what the hell is the deal with people, primarily Republicans, that whenever they are being interviewed, they just sit there and smile? Hasselcrack does it, that Michelle Bachmann bitch does it; in the Larry King video, Michael Reagan just sits there with a big fat stupid smile on his big fat stupid face the entire time RFK Jr talks. He doesn't even move! He looks like Bender in that episode of Futurama when he becomes human and he goes to the award ceremony and gets everyone up and dancing and then towards the end, they give him the Nobel Prize and he just sits there with a smile on his face and then everyone realizes he is dead. It infuriates me! And then not only does Reagan rudely interrupt RFK Jr multiple times, he has to bring up the whole fucking prisoner of war thing again!

And what is with Pat Buchanan? He looks like what would come if Mr. Magoo and Detective Brass from CSI mated! I typed in "Mr. Magoo and Pat Buchanan" on Google and this site came up:

Today's Show Baloney Balance: Bills Buchanan as "Republican"

Many of the comments are worthy of a quote of the day; therefore:

Hmmm...Pat looks good this morning. Who's his embalmer?

Eh, that was the only one I could find.

The Curse Of Liberalism

Revisiting two posts ago, I questioned why being labeled "liberal" is such a bad thing. I am going to ask it again- why is being a liberal such a bad thing?

My mother was on the phone with my aunt the other day and my mom was discussing politics and my aunt made some comment about there being people who lean too much to the left and people who lean too much to the right, and then made some comment implying I lean too much to the left. And it infuriated me. Yes, I lean left on a lot of issues, but I would hardly say I lean too much. There are issues that I lean center, perhaps even slightly right on. Just because I watch primarily liberal news shows does not mean I necessarily believe or agree with everything they say. There have been things I have agreed with Bill O'Rielly and several other non-Democrat people. Hell, there have even been a couple of things I have kind of agreed with, dare I say, Ann Coulter on.

My grandfather was someone who voted Democratic as far back as my mother can remember and out of nowhere, became this raging Republican. My grandmother is literally in love with Sean Hannity and watches him all day long. My aunt still lives at home so she probably listens to whatever they say. I don't even know why she complains; she's not registered to vote anyway.

I have a feeling that my grandfather probably thinks that my political beliefs come from my parents, but I beg to differ. For one thing, it was not until the 2004 election that I ever heard my parents talk politics and by then, I already had formed most of my own opinions. He probably also thinks I am some young punk that has no idea what she is talking about. After all, he did say that after he found out my sister voted for Al Gore in 2000.

Steam Ahead

Palin Explains What Parts of Country Not "Pro-America"

You know what? FUCK YOU, Sarah. I hardly think you have the nerve to stand there and preach who and what is and isn't pro-American when you are married to a man who was part of a group that does not even want to be part of the United States. Let's talk about how American someone is when they want to defy the Constitution by reuniting church and state.

Hey, Dick Cheney, do you need a new hunting partner?

I went to see the Real Pirates exhibit at the Franklin Institute last night and I wasn't aware of the strong link between the pirates and slavery. The exhibit displayed shackles kept to keep the slaves in place and a branding iron and while I was looking at it, I thought, you know, what ever gave white people the idea that they were so superior to other races? What gall did we have to buy people and use them for our own good? I don't get it. I really don't.

Why am I so cranky? Because for the second time this week, I open my Yahoo mailbox and find a Democrat-bashing email from someone I have already confronted about it, back in the primaries about sending me political emails. I don't want them! Why is that so fucking hard to comprehend?

Another reason I am so cranky is that lovely thing all of us women have to face once a month has braced me with it's horrible prescence. A good predictor of when it's coming is by my mood. I become a horrible person. I mean, worse than usual. Since January of this year, I have to dread every time it comes because I get so horrible. I feel horrible physically, mentally, emotionally.

The last reason I am cranky is simply, I wish election day was over already. Politics is an ugly monster. You discover it and become sucked into it. I come on to the computer just to check my mail and next thing I know, 4 hours have passed. It's ridiculous and the cure will not come for another 18 days.

The Wrath Of McCain

I never minded John McCain much in the beginning. I mean, I didn't want him, that was for certain. When he chose Sarah Palin, I got all but 5 minutes to give her a chance. Frankly, I am still trying to find what was so great about her convention speech that people just absolutely rave about and I think I may be searching a long time for an answer. All I heard was a bunch of Obama slamming and praising of herself and nothing about what the McCain Administration would do for the country. I thought less of John McCain, but after watching the debates, I can finally see why people say he is truly a scary man that should not be anywhere near the White House.

I am referring to his temper, of course. As someone with a pretty explosive temper, I know I certainly would not want me to be near the WH. I would be a president who if a foreign leader even so much as gave me a dirty look, I would be declaring war. If someone as mild as Obama could get under McCain's skin the way he does, can you imagine McCain talking with Middle Eastern or Russian leaders? We would probably be in a hundred different wars.

I keep thinking about the idiots who scream "kill him!" and "off with his head!" (what is this? fucking Alice in Wonderland?) and I have to wonder if these blockheads ever think of Obama's children when they are screaming this? Just take a minute and picture yourself one of the girl's ages and hearing people screaming "kill him!" about your father. Pretty upsetting, isn't it?

I am going to leave you with a message from Lady Miss Kier:

Get With The Times Already

My night time routine has changed once again and now at 1:00AM I watch Countdown with Keith Olberman and at 2AM, I watch the Rachel Maddow Show. Last night, during a commercial break, I happened to switch over to and a reporter was at a McCain/Palin rally and he was talking to a group of women, all decked out in their Palin best, and I heard the same thing over and over- Obama is a terrorist, he's dangerous, blah blah blah. And then they showed a man with a sign with SARAH written on it and each letter spelled out a word (I can't remember what the hell that is called) and another typical asshole of calling Obama is a terrorist. I love these people that stand there and say, "well, how can you believe everything that comes out of Obama's mouth?". How can you necessarily believe everything that comes out of McCain's or Fox Noise's or that 4 eyed bitch's mouth? These people have the nerve to stand there and bitch about how people worship Obama? Have they ever stopped and looked at how they worship Palin? If she got up on stage and shot McCain and her entire family to a bloody pulpit, they would still love her. They would still adore her and they would blame the evil rotten liberal media for their murders.

Look, I knew there were still people in the country who hate others solely on the color of their skin, but I never realized it was so prevalent. And it's sad, it really is. It's extemely disappointing to know that in 2008, there are still this many hateful people. And what bothers me the most is these people have the gall to call themselves good Christians. It is not your place to judge people on their actions nor is it your place to kill others. If abortion is a sin in the eyes of the Lord, then He will decide the punishment come the person's dying day. Not you. If God says thou shall not kill, he means thou shall not kill. I doubt He will tell people to kill others. How can anti-choice people preach about the life of a fetus when they blow up abortion clinics, which I would imagine contain patients in there waiting for their appointment? And what's inside that patient? The very fetus the anti-choice people are bitching about the death of.

Choosing a Candidate

My first election I ever voted in was 2004's Presidential Election. With all the negativety I kept hearing towards Bush, I thought for sure that John Kerry had it in the bag, never expecting to end up sitting in front of the TV in tears watching most of the electorial map turn red. All I could think was, how? How could someone who so many people seem to hate end up winning again? Although my candidate is currently in the lead right now, I am still reluctant to stand up and say there will be Democrat victory on November 4th.

I just cannot comprehend people's way of thinking in what makes a good candidate. Back during the primaries, when I was leaning towards Hillary, I couldn't comprehend people picking a candidate based on skin color or gender. I read an answer on Yahoo! Answers one time and a girl stated she is voting for McCain because he is from her state.

The nomination of Sarah Palin really took the cake with pulling stupid reasons for choosing a candidate. I hear everything and it is all stuff that I can't fathom as to why it would make her a good VP. This is a list of some of the reasons why Palin would make a good candidate for VP:

1. she's a mother
2. she has a special needs child
3. she's a hockey mom
4. she's a MILF
5. she chose to keep her Downs baby (she did not choose; she is not pro-choice)
6. she said no to the Bridge to Nowhere (we all know how truthful that is)
7. she's a regular person, just like me!

Now I, like most people out there I talk with, do not want a candidate that is just like me. Besides the fact that having a candidate like me next to the red button is almost as scary as John McCain being near it. I may choose to live a life of mediocrity, but I certainly do not want a mediocre president.

I ask this- would you want a neurosurgeon who is just like you (!!) operating on your complex blob of wrinkled grayness that controls every single thing you do?

Also, I am sick of seeing her children. I am sick of seeing that baby that should be home in bed being carried around like a fucking trophy. I am especially sick of seeing Bristol. I don't know what it is about her, but she just looks like someone who would get pregnant as a teen. She looks like those types of girls out there that are having sex left and right, but thinks that as long as you're breasts aren't fully developed you can't get pregnant 0r if he pulls out fast enough, you won't get pregnant. I want to punch Sarah in the face every single time she preaches the wonders of abstinance only education.

I have such a personal dislike of Sarah, it's hilarious. She is a smack in the face to feminists prior to her. They worked their asses off and if it were not for them, she would not be in the position she is in and she just wants to go right ahead and push us all back to the 1950's. I want to punch her in the face every time she praises what a good Christian she is while she lies, bears false witness, and misuses the name of God.

Using God as an excuse to justify your terroristic actions, such as blowing up abortion clinics or a certain building in Oklahoma, sounds eerily familiar, except usually it is in the name of Allah and not God. Who are we to condemn fundamentalist Islamics when there are Christians living in this country who are just as bad? The more I hear about her, the more I am starting to think this chick does not have a closet full of skeletons; she's got multiple closets.