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Showing posts with label Webpage Of The Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Webpage Of The Day. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Webpage Of The Day
First off, let me say I did not think the initial situation was funny by any means. I think the cops were completely out of line pepper spraying those students.
But I would be a liar if I said I didn't think this webpage was hilarious:
Pepper Spray Cop
But I would be a liar if I said I didn't think this webpage was hilarious:
Pepper Spray Cop
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Webpage/Video Of The Day
Say hello to the latest Cheezburger page:
The Bros of Failblog: Celebrating Guidos, Bros, Frat Boys and Bro Culture
Pssst. *whispers loudly* The turtleneck picture is on there. Laugh, bitches! It's funny!
I can't believe I actually like another song by her:
This song is not good for a sex drive that is in overdrive. Music generally tends to have a big impact on my sex drive and let's be honest here- I'd say 99% of my sexual fantasies involve being the dominant partner and well, sadistic. I am such an introverted submissive passive person in real life that fantasies of being domninant tend to run amok, particularly when it comes to things of sexual nature. Listening to this song, however, has the direct opposite impact. This song makes me want to lay back and be completely submissive. Nothing rough or sadistic. The only other song I can think of that had a similar effect was "Cry Little Sister" by Gerard McMann. Surprisingly, as much of an impact music has on my life, I have never actually listened to music when doing my usual thing and I tried it for the first time tonight with "E.T." and would hold off until the "kiss me" part would come and let go from there and....OH. MY. GOD.
The Bros of Failblog: Celebrating Guidos, Bros, Frat Boys and Bro Culture
Pssst. *whispers loudly* The turtleneck picture is on there. Laugh, bitches! It's funny!
I can't believe I actually like another song by her:
This song is not good for a sex drive that is in overdrive. Music generally tends to have a big impact on my sex drive and let's be honest here- I'd say 99% of my sexual fantasies involve being the dominant partner and well, sadistic. I am such an introverted submissive passive person in real life that fantasies of being domninant tend to run amok, particularly when it comes to things of sexual nature. Listening to this song, however, has the direct opposite impact. This song makes me want to lay back and be completely submissive. Nothing rough or sadistic. The only other song I can think of that had a similar effect was "Cry Little Sister" by Gerard McMann. Surprisingly, as much of an impact music has on my life, I have never actually listened to music when doing my usual thing and I tried it for the first time tonight with "E.T." and would hold off until the "kiss me" part would come and let go from there and....OH. MY. GOD.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Webpage Of The Day
I still have tears rolling down my cheeks from a combination of undying fright and hysterical laughter from this:
Sketchy Bunnies - Scary Easter Bunnies
Sketchy Bunnies - Scary Easter Bunnies
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Webpage/The Awesome Of The Day
It's about time!
Charlie Sheen (charliesheen) on Twitter
WINNING!
Let's set something straight here- I am not an anally overly politically correct person. But I do tend to take offense a little easier to mental illness criticism. I do not think it is funny if Charlie Sheen does actually have some type of mental illness. But the shit he keeps spewing out is fucking hilarious. I have not laughed this hard at the things a celebrity has said in a very long time. In short? I am not laughing at him. I am laughing at the things he is saying.
Charlie Sheen (charliesheen) on Twitter
WINNING!
Let's set something straight here- I am not an anally overly politically correct person. But I do tend to take offense a little easier to mental illness criticism. I do not think it is funny if Charlie Sheen does actually have some type of mental illness. But the shit he keeps spewing out is fucking hilarious. I have not laughed this hard at the things a celebrity has said in a very long time. In short? I am not laughing at him. I am laughing at the things he is saying.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Webpage Of The Day
Every time I think I can't find a funnier page, I get proven wrong:
After 12 - Party Fails and After Hours Hijinks
My favorites are the ones of someone passed out and there is a pile of junk on them, like this.
After 12 - Party Fails and After Hours Hijinks
My favorites are the ones of someone passed out and there is a pile of junk on them, like this.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Friday, November 12, 2010
Webpage Of The Day
All I know is I want a job in one of these offices:
- Work Fails & Job LOLs - Monday Through Friday
I have never worked in an office where people did crazy ass shit like this. The most exciting thing I ever saw in my current workplace is when a coworker printed out a picture of a paralegal from one of the lawfirms we deal with who is apparently a real cow and gave her devil horns. The most exciting thing I ever heard was when our records custodian laid out an elaborate plan to get himself workers comp (he'd trip over that box, hit his head on that shelf, break his arm on the other, etc). I still laugh hysterically everytime I think of him saying that.
I go on this page when I am at work during my lunch break, but I realized that maybe that it is not such a good idea. If "the man" is watching whatever sites I go to, things like this and this might start giving them ideas on how to become even bigger cheapskates.
- Work Fails & Job LOLs - Monday Through Friday
I have never worked in an office where people did crazy ass shit like this. The most exciting thing I ever saw in my current workplace is when a coworker printed out a picture of a paralegal from one of the lawfirms we deal with who is apparently a real cow and gave her devil horns. The most exciting thing I ever heard was when our records custodian laid out an elaborate plan to get himself workers comp (he'd trip over that box, hit his head on that shelf, break his arm on the other, etc). I still laugh hysterically everytime I think of him saying that.
I go on this page when I am at work during my lunch break, but I realized that maybe that it is not such a good idea. If "the man" is watching whatever sites I go to, things like this and this might start giving them ideas on how to become even bigger cheapskates.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Webpage Of The Day
Hurr Durr Derp - All the Derp Durr Hurr that's fit to Derp
I have mentioned this page before, but think it finally should get the recognition it so rightfully deserves. Every single time I visit this site, I leave with my sides hurting. Seriously- if I am feeling down and depressed, a visit to this site is like a million antidepressants.
At my first job, I had a customer who came in one day with eyes exactly like this. Freaked me the fuck out. I couldn't look him in the face because they freaked me out so much. And to make matters worse, he kept coming up and hollering at me for sending him down the wrong aisle.
I have mentioned this page before, but think it finally should get the recognition it so rightfully deserves. Every single time I visit this site, I leave with my sides hurting. Seriously- if I am feeling down and depressed, a visit to this site is like a million antidepressants.
At my first job, I had a customer who came in one day with eyes exactly like this. Freaked me the fuck out. I couldn't look him in the face because they freaked me out so much. And to make matters worse, he kept coming up and hollering at me for sending him down the wrong aisle.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Webpage Of The Day
I briefly remembered this page earlier in the year but could not remember the URL. But fear not! I have found it, thanks to Cute Overload, a website that is part of the small collection of things that melt my heart and prove I still have one!
Think Geek
This site has so much exciting shit on it and appeals to my geek lust so much, I think I might have an orgasm if I stay on it any longer.
Think Geek
This site has so much exciting shit on it and appeals to my geek lust so much, I think I might have an orgasm if I stay on it any longer.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Webpage Of The Day
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
What a bunch of morons. I love how 99% of every person in these pictures is white and fat as hell. Instead of protesting, why don't they all make themselves useful and go back and finish the third grade? Man, its things like this where I wish I could meet the founding fathers and/or Jesus. I would love to know their opinions on this.
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
No, no, no! You got it all wrong! It's a country and government of Wall Street, by Wall Street, and for Wall Street! GOD! Get it right!
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
I guess no one is stealing your liberty from you then since there is no such thing as a "liberial".
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
I can't even justify a good enough answer to this except to ask this dipshit holding the sign who do they think pays for Medicare? Its just like the congressidiots who are against this so called "socialized medicine". It's okay for them to have health insurance at taxpayer's expense, but god forbid should they have to pay for someone else to have it as well. Eat my fucking shorts.
God, I am so sick of hearing people whine about taxes! Yes, they suck! But they're a part of life so just STFU about them already! And anymore with all the tea whining and terrorists flying planes into the IRS buildings because they are pissed about paying taxes, you would think taxes are a new thing created by that commie Hitler wannabe named Obama. How the hell else would these blockheads like to pay for the police and fire departments and all that? Who do they want to pay for the military that they love to throw in everyone's face on a daily basis (cough, Sarah Palin, cough), but who really could give two craps about? What would they like to do with those services? Privatize them? HA! I have to laugh at an acquaintence of mine who is a cop and a die hard conservative and whines about taxes. Boo hoo! And exactly how would you like to get paid if there are little or no taxes, pal?
What a bunch of morons. I love how 99% of every person in these pictures is white and fat as hell. Instead of protesting, why don't they all make themselves useful and go back and finish the third grade? Man, its things like this where I wish I could meet the founding fathers and/or Jesus. I would love to know their opinions on this.
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
No, no, no! You got it all wrong! It's a country and government of Wall Street, by Wall Street, and for Wall Street! GOD! Get it right!
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
I guess no one is stealing your liberty from you then since there is no such thing as a "liberial".
Look At This Fucking Teabagger
I can't even justify a good enough answer to this except to ask this dipshit holding the sign who do they think pays for Medicare? Its just like the congressidiots who are against this so called "socialized medicine". It's okay for them to have health insurance at taxpayer's expense, but god forbid should they have to pay for someone else to have it as well. Eat my fucking shorts.
God, I am so sick of hearing people whine about taxes! Yes, they suck! But they're a part of life so just STFU about them already! And anymore with all the tea whining and terrorists flying planes into the IRS buildings because they are pissed about paying taxes, you would think taxes are a new thing created by that commie Hitler wannabe named Obama. How the hell else would these blockheads like to pay for the police and fire departments and all that? Who do they want to pay for the military that they love to throw in everyone's face on a daily basis (cough, Sarah Palin, cough), but who really could give two craps about? What would they like to do with those services? Privatize them? HA! I have to laugh at an acquaintence of mine who is a cop and a die hard conservative and whines about taxes. Boo hoo! And exactly how would you like to get paid if there are little or no taxes, pal?
Monday, March 15, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
The Webpage Of The Day
Cue the heavenly music! The Goddess herself has released a blog!
Notes From The Road Miss Lady Kier
This is going right in to my Blogs I Like To Stalk section.
You all do realize my worship of her on here is grossly overexaggerated, right? I certainly think she is the coolest person on earth, but it's not like I am out hunting down where she lives or leaving dead rats in her mailbox or anything. Give me some credit here! I am not that insane.
HOWEVER....if she were to appoint me her official stalker, I would gladly accept. You shan't be disappointed! *whistles "Every Breath You Take" while cleaning off binoculars*
Speaking of which, I am reading Good Times, Bad Boys and there was a part where the main character mentions her ex is watching Futurama and several pages later, she wakes up and puts Vh-1 on and mentions that there is a one hit wonder special on and all I could think is if I go to the next page and there is mention of "Groove Is In The Heart", this book is automatically getting 4 stars just for referencing two of my favorite things in the world. Not that "Groove" is even my favorite song, but it's still a Deee-Lite reference, ain't it? And sure enough, it was.
Notes From The Road Miss Lady Kier
This is going right in to my Blogs I Like To Stalk section.
You all do realize my worship of her on here is grossly overexaggerated, right? I certainly think she is the coolest person on earth, but it's not like I am out hunting down where she lives or leaving dead rats in her mailbox or anything. Give me some credit here! I am not that insane.
HOWEVER....if she were to appoint me her official stalker, I would gladly accept. You shan't be disappointed! *whistles "Every Breath You Take" while cleaning off binoculars*
Speaking of which, I am reading Good Times, Bad Boys and there was a part where the main character mentions her ex is watching Futurama and several pages later, she wakes up and puts Vh-1 on and mentions that there is a one hit wonder special on and all I could think is if I go to the next page and there is mention of "Groove Is In The Heart", this book is automatically getting 4 stars just for referencing two of my favorite things in the world. Not that "Groove" is even my favorite song, but it's still a Deee-Lite reference, ain't it? And sure enough, it was.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Webpage Of The Day
Landover Baptist Church
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. I think I might just order a set of these for next Christmas.
Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy Was "God's Plan"
If Sarah is just so in with God, then why did He not make McCain win? Good news, Sarah! It apparently was also God's plan for you and old man McCain to not win.
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. I think I might just order a set of these for next Christmas.
Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy Was "God's Plan"
If Sarah is just so in with God, then why did He not make McCain win? Good news, Sarah! It apparently was also God's plan for you and old man McCain to not win.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Webpage Of The Day
I think I just found one of the best webpages in existence. This webpage is, without doubt, about the closest thing to describing my feelings on children, babies, pregnant women, insane parents, and the whole let's make the world revolve around children schtick. It's an absolute heaven send to find that there is at least one other person in the world who feels this way:
Childfree Clique
Also, here is another good one; the writer makes mountains of Simpsons references so that in itself deserves a great big fat AWESOME:
11 Points
Childfree Clique
Also, here is another good one; the writer makes mountains of Simpsons references so that in itself deserves a great big fat AWESOME:
11 Points
Monday, October 19, 2009
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