Random Thoughts

Lauryn Hill gets 3 months for failing to pay taxes

I don't understand celebrities who don't pay their taxes. However, let me get this straight- Lauryn doesn't pay her taxes like she is supposed to and has to serve three months in prison. But Lindsay Lohan does countless stupid shit, many of which put other's lives at risk, but never has to go to jail. My God, the legal system in this country can be really fucking stupid.

ONTD's favorite model lands another magazine cover.

Hahahahahahaha, I love reading through the comments of a Kate Upton post. All the criticizing of her body. Then hop over into another post related to weight and there is "OMG STOP WITH THE BODY SHAMING WAH". It just makes me laugh. Never change, ONTD. Never change.

And speaking of shaming, I'd like to find the person whose bright idea it was to start adding "shaming" to the end of things and punch them in the face. Every fucking site I go on anymore, it's always "stop with the [insert whatever]-shaming!". Everything is shaming nowadays. And bullying. No criticizing of anything. Especially of children. Heaven forbid. I hate being criticized with the passion of a gazillion fiery suns, but that doesn't stop people from doing it. I still get criticized a lot. And I do the same thing I have been doing for years- I get upset, I consider suicide, and then I dwell on it for years. I don't even know what I am talking about anymore.

Anytime a post is made anywhere on the internet regarding weight, you know damn well it is going to get ugly. And frankly every argument is annoying. People get annoyed with the whole "real women have curves" and the description of curvy. Clearly women do come in all shapes and sizes and I do agree that naturally thin women should not be discounted as less than real. And a lot of women who use the term curvy to describe themselves clearly do not understand the word "curvy". And when it comes to the world of modeling and fashion, I tend to see a lot of the "body-shaming" shit come from naturally thin women. But I have always been under the assumption that people condemn modeling and the fashion world because these young women are starving themselves and risking their health to be thin. It's an entirely different playing field.

With all of the years I have spent on the internet, I should know by now to just stay out of any threads that involve weight, race, politics, mental illness, and suicide, because ultimately, I leave wanting to punch people in the face. Oh, and threads involving abortion. Can't forget abortion!

I have never needed a time more than lately of needing someone to talk to. I feel like I am about to lose my mind. My anxiety is getting completely out of control. I was laying in this bed this morning thinking about when I finally find a job. And then I started thinking about when winter comes, and if bad snowstorms comes, and how freaked out I get driving in the snow. And I started to get really agitated. I have horrible nasty visions of bad things happening.

And the guilt! Oh for the love of God, the guilt! I feel guilty about EVERYTHING. If I am going out with my sister, I feel guilty that I am leaving my mother home. Yes! At 29 years old! I feel guilty about pretty much 98% of my past. I am absolutely terrified to make any decisions for fear something bad will happen and then I will feel guilty for making that decision. For example- if I am out, and somebody asks me if I have anywhere to go, I am terrified that I will say yes and something happens, and then I will regret saying yes and blame myself for whatever happened. But then I start to wonder, well, what if I say no, and something happens on the way home? Then I will regret not saying yes. And I go back and forth about which would be the best decision to make, and since I can't figure out the answer, I get really anxious and upset and break down in tears. This is the kind of ridiculous bullshit I deal with ALL DAY, DAY IN, DAY OUT. And probably the reason why I am completely incapable of making decisions. I am so sick of it. 

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

The Cops Finally Take Away Amanda Bynes' Death Machine, Lindsay Delusionhan Is Not Impressed

You know what? I take back what I said about Amanda. For now. I'll give her a bit more time to see what stupid shit she may do before I decide to reinstate what I said. As for now, I'd like to see Amanda take out this dumb bitch and her stupid mother in one shot.

On another note, I was reading a Facebook thread on STFU Parents' page and boy, the mommies have themselves in an uproar over another member who had a migraine one time and she asked a woman to quiet her kids. It's hard to control a crying child! You wait until you are a parent! Wah! Wah! Wah! I'm not the most rational person, but if I had a migraine and a child was screaming and Mommy ain't doing anything about it, I'd be flipping out too. The comments that are killing me the most are the ones that this young woman's migraines aren't other people's problems. Well, the fact that you can't control your child isn't my problem. If I showed even the slightest hint of a tantrum, my mom grabbed my arm and took me outside. I'm so tired of hearing parents whine about parenthood. You chose to be a parent! Deal with what comes along with it!

I was born 8 days early. I must have been in a rush to get into the world to get out faster.

Planet. Off. STAT.

Breaking News of the Day: Protests Escalate Across Mideast

All this turmoil and violence over a stupid video?

You know what? I am tired of this bullshit. There is absolutely no reasoning with these people. Either they need to be wiped off the face of the earth or just left alone with the hopes that eventually they'll kill each other off. I feel terrible saying that because like with all things, there are probably good people in the Middle East. But this is ridiculous. One stupid video made by one stupid asshole and they're killing people and want to attack America.

I like when the reasoning for gas prices going up is turmoil in the Middle East. Uh, when is there NOT turmoil in the Middle East? That's like saying gas prices are going up because the sun shone today. And OF COURSE this all happens in a presidential election year. I'm not normally one for conspiracy theories, but it makes you- well, me at least- wonder.

And what is up with that dumb bitch Amanda Bynes? No one has heard a peep from her in years, then one day she pops up in the news for something I can't care enough to remember, and now she is constantly in the news doing something stupid. Lindsay Blohan 2.0. The both of them need to just fuck off and die already. I have been trying to cut back on my death wishes for other people, but these two dumb cunts clearly don't care how their actions put OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES at risk, so why should I, or anyone, give a fuck about them? But we all know what will happen. One of the boneheads will cause an accident and some innocent person will die instead.

On another note, ugh, I want to go to NYC to see that light show so bad tomorrow night. Instead, I'll be at some 50th wedding anniversary party with a whole bunch of people I really don't want to be around. And it's going to be like every other party, but worse now that my sister is pregnant. I shouldn't even waste my time going. But if I stay home, then I will sit and dwell over the fact that I am not in NYC watching 2 of my 5 favorite musicians put on probably what will be a fucking AWESOME show. Don't get me wrong, I'll still do it at the party, but I'll have some things to distract me- I'm sure I will be stuffing my face with lots of good food (hopefully; it is the Italian side of the family), and mostly about how much I don't want to be there.

Man, I am in such a horrible mood today.

A Fourth Angry Letter To The American Media

Dear American Media:

Please do not put any more headlines about Lindsay Blohan unless they are "Lindsay Lohan Found Dead of Drug OD". I'm not kidding. I really hope to see that headline one day.

Also, someone please tell her enough with the Marilyn Monroe schtick. It's nauseating enough with practically every bitch trying to emulate her, but it's a million times worse with her. Unless she eventually meets the same fate as Marilyn.

Sincerely,
S-Cubed

An Extremely Angry Letter To The California Legal System

Dear California Legal System:

PLEASE SEND LINDSAY LOHAN TO JAIL BEFORE I LOSE MY FREAKING MIND

Sincerely,
A Very Disgruntled American Citizen

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Danette Meyers Is Out To Get Her Ass | Dlisted

Shut your fucking mouth, Lindsay!

God, how I wish someone would slug this bitch in her face already (and largely compensated they shall be). Or better yet, I still wish she would just overdose already. Although....now that I think about it, that might be bad news as well, because then we would have to listen to Mommy Dearest whine and cry crocodile tears and milk her daughter's death to, uh, death.

Hey, Lindsay, I have a video for you:

An Angry Letter To Lindsay Lohan

Dear Blohan:

Regardless of whether the stroller story is true or not, just drop dead already. I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing about you. I am sick of you getting away with crap constantly. I am sick of you causing trouble and blaming everyone else. I am sick of your mother. I am sick of your father. Just take a fucking gun and put three bullets in it. USE THEM ALL.

I am so fucking sick and tired of all of you retarded celebrities being left out of jail for "overcrowding". Newsflash- every fucking jail is overcrowded!

Oh, and drop dead. Please.

Sincerely,
S-cubed

Justice Can Be Served!

Lindsay Lohan Is Going To The CHOKEY For 90 DAYS!

I only have one response to this:



I shouldn't be enjoying this so much. I almost feel almost a smidgen bad, but there if there are 2 things I cannot stomach in this world are celebrities and people who think they are above the law. Celebrities who think they are above the law is just pure grade A evil.

EDIT 7/9/10: Blohan is just unbelievable. Her sentence is harsh? Yeah, imagine what the sentence would be for the average joe. I can't even say it would be more than 90 days. Why? Because the average joe would probably have their ass sent to jail after the first offense! God, I cannot stomach this little bitch. I hope someone shanks her in jail.

Quote Of The Day

From D-Listed, Michael K on the waitress who allegedly punched Blohan:

Jasmine Waltz, the cocktail waitress at Voyeur who allegedly delivered a blow-han to Lindsay Lohan's face the other night, took a break from going through the thousands of cards and thank you fruit baskets from around the world to give Access Hollywood her side of the story.

If this girl really did punch that miserable little cunt, I tip my hat to her. I'd love nothing more than for my fist- or better yet, foot- to knock her coked up ass straight into state prison.

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan's Delusions Know No Bounds

Shit like this is exactly why I never fail to laugh at the joke "what do you call a thousand (depending on who tells it) lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start".

Yes, Lindsay, I contacted E-Trade's marketing department and their whole world revolves around you and they spend every freaking day from morning until night trying to come up with ways to make fun of you.

I wonder why God felt that when he had to take one celebrity, he chose to take Brittany Murphy instead of this annoying little disgusting cunt. Seriously, Lindsay. Just fucking overdose already. Or better yet, do a murder-suicide- kill your parents and then yourself.

This made me think of a Kirsten Dunst movie where her character reminded me of me. Come to think of it- her character had the same first name as me! Boy, I guess the writer of the movie was trying to make a mockery of my life. Gah! How dare them!

*flips open Yellow Pages to Lawyer section* Time to sue!

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Lindsay Blames Lack of Work on Fans

Really? She can't get work because of her fans? She wouldn't have ever been anything if it weren't for her fans! I can't believe she even still has any.

Lindsay, please do the world a favor and just overdose already.

And something else that makes me scratch my head- how is it that a person can actually stand and say Beth Ditto is hot and then call Lady Miss Kier huge? It would take like 3 or 4 of her to equal Beth Ditto. Come on, people. Lady Miss Kier is not that big. Beth Ditto, on the other hand, is disgusting. I do have to give credit to people who are fat and comfortable with themselves because I never have and never will, but....my God, there is a limit.

Random Thoughts

I am currently reading Something Blue by Emily Giffin and just like Trading Up, this book is a chore to read. The author is a good writer, but the main character, who I disliked in Something Borrowed, is extremely unlikable. Just like that character in that Lauren Weisberger book (I can't even remember the name of it), Darcy Rhone is a Janey Wilcox-lite. Easily one of the most vain characters I have ever read. I'd like to punch the character in her face.

I have read plenty of the so-called "chick lit" books and the more I read, the more I am starting to get annoyed. The constant brand name dropping is annoying. No one can ever just look at their watch; they have to look at their Rolex or Cartier watch. They cannot just feel someone's bones through their coat; they feel someone's bones through their Burberry trench coat. Okay, we get it. If I could read just one chick lit book that does not mention Tiffany's, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos, I think I would die of shock. Not all of us women are that fascinated with those things. I love jewelry, especially diamonds, but for the most part, I don't care where it comes from.

Ugh, if I could go one day without having to hear something about Lindsay Lohan, I think I would die of shock (again). Seriously- does anyone even care what she does anymore? I had to laugh one night on TV she said she lost weight because she has been working a lot. What the hell does she do? Is it really that difficult to pretend to be a lesbian?

I read an article earlier about songs that were originally written for someone, but someone else ended up singing it and a lot of the comments have the same basis- only true artists/musicians write and perform their own songs. I wonder if I were to go on and mention Deee-Lite what the response would be. I don't think many people realize, except true fans, that all their songs were written by them. Lady Miss Kier wrote all the lyrics and a few were co-written by Dmitry. They did sample (and gave the credit; Lady Miss Kier was not fond of people sampling and not giving credit), but other than that, everything was written by them. They weren't good enough for mainstream America, but they were without a doubt, true musicians.

Yeah, I just realized I mentioned that already. Oh well. Never hurts to reiterate it.

I could watch that video over and over. Lady Miss Kier is absolutely GORGEOUS in that video. Very old school movie actress. I love listening to her talk, too. Sophisticated and sultry, yet there is still an urban infliction. I wonder who the 47 different artists are that have sampled them.

If you have not caught Vh-1's Black to the Future, do make sure you do. It's hilarious. I love all those crazy shows, like I Love The 80's and all that.

Steele Takes On Rush Limbaugh: "Ugly," "Incendiary" (VIDEO)

But....I thought Democrats were the ones with no backbones.