I just finished watching Corpse Bride and I don't know why, but every time I watch that movie, I feel overwhelmingly depressed. Just everything that happens to Emily is sad.
Also, all these Christmas commercials are depressing me, too. Nick took Spongebob off at 7AM, so I am back to watching I Love Lucy and every day it's "THIS MANY DAYS UNTIL COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS!". Ugh, I dread those movies come back, because my parents basically watch EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM and they're all so damn saccharine and corny and ugh. And every year they tell me about A Dog Named Christmas and I have to tell them yes, I have seen it and I have actually read the book!
And what the hell is with the weather forecasted for Saturday? It's Apple Fest! All week it was supposed to be cold, sunny, and windy. Now all of a sudden it's going to rain? GR!
Showing posts with label Nickelodeon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nickelodeon. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
NO WAY
Somehow this does not surprise me:
GOP States Are The Most Dependent On Government
Can the Nick Choice Awards just fucking happen already? If I have to hear one more awful commercial with awful music and Ariana Grande's breathy baby voice, I am going to lose it. Also, I hate that Bounty commercial where the bratty kid is blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk and the little sibling (what exactly is it?) is laughing at him. And Mommy Dearest just smiles and wipes up the mess. And then at the end, encourages the younger one to blow bubbles in its chocolate milk. Why? So she can wipe the mess up with her super duper absorbable paper towels? Wow, what a waste of trees. And yet I haven't seen my commercial since Sunday night!
9:58PM: Saw it! Yay!
GOP States Are The Most Dependent On Government
Can the Nick Choice Awards just fucking happen already? If I have to hear one more awful commercial with awful music and Ariana Grande's breathy baby voice, I am going to lose it. Also, I hate that Bounty commercial where the bratty kid is blowing bubbles in his chocolate milk and the little sibling (what exactly is it?) is laughing at him. And Mommy Dearest just smiles and wipes up the mess. And then at the end, encourages the younger one to blow bubbles in its chocolate milk. Why? So she can wipe the mess up with her super duper absorbable paper towels? Wow, what a waste of trees. And yet I haven't seen my commercial since Sunday night!
9:58PM: Saw it! Yay!
Monday, November 3, 2008
An Angry Letter to Nickelodeon
Dear Nickelodeon:
I have been watching you for a long time. Since the days of good shows like Clarissa Explains It All, Rocko's Modern Life, Salute Your Shorts, etc. I may be almost 25 years old, but I still watch Nick; however, I have a few problems with your programming nowadays.
First problem- your shows. I don't know when your station decided it wants to be more like Disney, but I wish it would stop. With the exception of a few shows and Nick At Night, your shows are horrible. I would rather rip my eyeballs out, tie the optic nerves together, and skip rope through town with them than watch some of the crap that you release. And not only are the shows and the acting atrocious, but now, as I said before, you decide you want to be like Disney by giving all of your lousy tween actors record deals. Have you ever even listened to the Naked Brothers Band or Miranda Cosgrove sing? When are people in the stupid land of Hollywood going to realize that you should at least be talented in one area before tackling another? These people can't act or sing!
Which brings me to my next problem. Does Miranda Cosgrove have some kind of stock invested in your company or something and that is why every single friggin time I turn on Nick, her lousy piece of shit show is on? A few weeks ago, I spent 24 hours in excitement because, for once, Ned's Declassified, the only good non-cartoon show on your station, was going to be on and I turn Nick on, the Comcast cable guide lists Ned's Declassified at the bottom of the screen and what's on instead? Shitty iCarly. This isn't the first time this has happened to me and it pisses me the hell off. Play more Ned! He's funny!
Lastly....just get better shows.
And tell the creators of Spongebob to go back to when the show was chock full of adult humor and double meaning. And enough with the musical shows.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled Nickelodeon viewer
I have been watching you for a long time. Since the days of good shows like Clarissa Explains It All, Rocko's Modern Life, Salute Your Shorts, etc. I may be almost 25 years old, but I still watch Nick; however, I have a few problems with your programming nowadays.
First problem- your shows. I don't know when your station decided it wants to be more like Disney, but I wish it would stop. With the exception of a few shows and Nick At Night, your shows are horrible. I would rather rip my eyeballs out, tie the optic nerves together, and skip rope through town with them than watch some of the crap that you release. And not only are the shows and the acting atrocious, but now, as I said before, you decide you want to be like Disney by giving all of your lousy tween actors record deals. Have you ever even listened to the Naked Brothers Band or Miranda Cosgrove sing? When are people in the stupid land of Hollywood going to realize that you should at least be talented in one area before tackling another? These people can't act or sing!
Which brings me to my next problem. Does Miranda Cosgrove have some kind of stock invested in your company or something and that is why every single friggin time I turn on Nick, her lousy piece of shit show is on? A few weeks ago, I spent 24 hours in excitement because, for once, Ned's Declassified, the only good non-cartoon show on your station, was going to be on and I turn Nick on, the Comcast cable guide lists Ned's Declassified at the bottom of the screen and what's on instead? Shitty iCarly. This isn't the first time this has happened to me and it pisses me the hell off. Play more Ned! He's funny!
Lastly....just get better shows.
And tell the creators of Spongebob to go back to when the show was chock full of adult humor and double meaning. And enough with the musical shows.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled Nickelodeon viewer
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