The WTF Of The Day

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*falls on knees and throws hands in air* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NO! Aretha Franklin can not die! Queens do not die!

This probably is not the appropriate time to bring this up, but I am notorious for never being in the right place at the right time, but holy zombie Jesus, her boobs mesmorize me. Every time I see pictures of her, I just stare at them in absolute awe. Look at them! They're ginormous!

What is with me? I don't mean to be inappropriate, but I just am. Take, for instance, on Sunday. There was that story going around the internet about that young boy who was seriously injured on some German TV show. I saw the video and in addition to making me absolutely sick to my stomach (I am still haunted by it), the first thing I thought when I was watching it was, goddayum, that kid is really cute. And I'd still think it- if I could stomach watching it again.

I feel terrible for that kid. I half knew what to expect to see watching the video, but I swear, when I actually seen the way he landed on the ground, I almost lost it completely. Sure, part of me wants to say, well that is what happens when you want to do crazy stuff like that, but then again, if you really think about it, it can happen to anyone anytime. I could easily go outside, fall down the steps in front of my house, land a certain way and WHAM! That's it. Believe me- becoming paralyzed was once one of my absolute biggest fears and I spent more hours than should be allowed with raging anxiety imagining every little thing having the potential to cause paralysis.

I saw this on the Daily Squee on Friday and I laughed my fucking ass off. Although I hope the poor fish isn't suffering. God I'd feel absolutely terrible if it was. But look at it! How could you not laugh at it? It looks like MRAH! I’m gonna hold my breath ’till I get what I want! (no I did not leave that comment, but that is exactly what it looks like. Brownie points for Major Ypres!).