Oh No They Didn't! - Bristol Palin: 'I might run for office'
Go away, Bristol. Nobody gives a flying fuck about you or your ugly brat.
Son of a whore. He's even flawless with a derp face. Remember the scene in Run Fatboy Run when Dennis (Simon Pegg) is what I am assuming is practicing flirting and then starts violently making out with himself in the mirror? If I were Andrew, I would do that on a daily basis.
I remember in one of the ONTD MGMT posts, when Andrew started showing up looking rough and with pink in his hair, someone mentioned that he looked like Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips. I know the Flaming Lips, but have never seen a picture of them. Well, I saw the "She Don't Use Jelly" video about a hundred years ago, back when MTV played music videos. I finally saw a picture of Wayne and holy shit, he really does look like him with the pink hair. The hell with the Jake Gyllenhaal comparisons, which I still don't see anyway. If I didn't already see pictures of Andrew's daddy (who is a pretty funny guy), I'd be side-eyeing Wayne.
Speaking of which, I am still determined to find a way to go to Musikfest. Although there is no guarantee they would play it, I HAVE to hear "Siberian Breaks" live at least once in my life. And not on TV or Youtube or anything. IN PERSON. I am about to go on Craig's List and start auctioning off body parts just to go (not because I need the money to go; the tickets are cheap. I just need some goddamn transportation there.). Kidney, anyone? Perhaps some blood? Hell I'd offer egg donation, since they're never going to be put to use, but who in the hell wants any of my genes?
And keeping up with going completely off topic from the original point of this post, I feel like I am finally starting to believe I may not have Addison's disease. But let's see how long that lasts.
