Quote Of The Day

From Bender's Game:

[Scene: Zoidberg's Office. Leela lays on a bed while Zoidberg examines an X-Ray.]
Zoidberg: Well, here's your problem, right here. You've got a skull embedded in your head.

And one of my absolute favorite parts:

[Cut to Hermaphrobot screwing her left breast in place under a street light. Bender falls in front of her, gets up and pulls a sword out from his chest.]
Bender: On guard, man-wench! Prepare to cross blades.

Hermaphrobot: You couldn't afford it, honey. [She snaps her fingers.]

Quote Of The Day

Quotes from Bender's Game, my favorite Futurama movie:

Ignus: Quick! Get on the magic bug!
Greyfarn: It's not a magic bug, you dope! It's a magic arachnid! Can't you count the legs?!
Ignus: No.
Greyfarn: (counting) Six, seven, eight! Not six! Eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!

Professor: Greedy old hag! Taste the wrath of my fuzzy slipper!

Mom: (at baby Walt and Larry) Shut up, you milk sucking leeches!

Dr. Perceptron: You are suffering a breakdown. Now stop! Hammertime!

Dwight: Dude! Who whipped an egger?
Cubert: He who smelt it, dealt it!
Dwight: Yeah? Well, he who denied it, supplied it!
Cubert: Well, he who articulated it, particulated it!
Dwight: Well, he who refuted it, tooted it!
Cubert: Stalemate.

Professor: So it's you three! I should have known Mom would send her brainless brood to do her dirty work! (pulls Walt's mask off) Walt! The leader amoung imbeciles!
Walt: Hey! They resent that.
Professor: (pulls Larry's mask off) Larry! The sniveling middle child!
Larry: Sorry! Thank you!
Professor: (pulls Igner's mask off) And you, Igner! The evil I could tolerate, but the stupidity (shudders)
Igner: We're owl exterminators!
Professor: Good God! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo!

Mom: What are you laughing at?
Larry: Your laugh. It's just so infectious.
Mom: So's herpes! Now shut up!

Walt: What about Igner?
Mom: That hairless ape? I swear when he came out, I flipped a coin whether to keep him or the afterbirth.
Walt: Yes Mother. You told that story at his graduation.

Walt: Did you see anyone?
Igner: Me?
Walt: Yes, you! You're the only one here!
Igner: If I'm the only one here, then how could I see anyone?
Larry: He's got a point, Walt.
Walt: So does my knee! (knees Larry)

Walt: They've eluded us, Mother. But rest assured, we've already slapped each other, so there's no need to....
(Mom slaps them)
Mom: You'll thank me some day when you are slapping your own kids.

King of Wipe Castle: You calling me crazy? Just cause I've got a hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALIE MOOGALIE MOOGALIE!
Titanius: Pardon?
King of Wipe Castle: Stop laughing at me, flying avocado!*
*it comes up fried avocado on the subtitles and captioning, but sounds like flying

King of Wipe Castle: What the....you're not made of Tuesday!

Ogres: Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!