The Headline Of The Day

Dick Cheney avoids “dangerous” Canada | The Upshot - Yahoo! News

He's afraid of danger? Dude, you are Dick Fucking Cheney. You are an evil, heartless man who has had a hundred heart attacks yet still somehow alive, therefore making you probably some kind of zombie. You shot your friend in the face. And you are afraid of Canada? Give me a break!

Webpage Of The Day

Landover Baptist Church

Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. I think I might just order a set of these for next Christmas.

Steve Schmidt: Palin Believed Candidacy Was "God's Plan"

If Sarah is just so in with God, then why did He not make McCain win? Good news, Sarah! It apparently was also God's plan for you and old man McCain to not win.

Picture Of The Day

From Cracked article 6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations:

















Good God! It's Dick Cheney as a cat!

The WTF(s) Of The Day

U.S. Losing Ground on Preventable Deaths

But....but I thought we had the best healthcare system in the world?

GOD! What other lies has Fox News been telling us?

And there is also this gem, written by some person who I can't even waste my time finding out the name of, on Mary Cheney having a child:

I respect Dick Cheney, but I don't understand why he is allowing his daughter to take innocent children into her lesbianic home. Can anyone claim that these kids won't be scarred for life? So sad. Also repugnant, IMNSHO, is the use of "they are expecting a child" when, for obvious reasons "they" could not POSSIBLY have conceived. It is the slight of hand that the left does with rediculous name reversals (like "FAMILY PLANNING") that implies something that in fact does just not happen...As much as I don't like it, God will have to sort this out in the end. Who is the father? Yes, you selfish lesbians, there is ALWAYS a father. Not that the baby will benefit from one. sick. I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for this occasion? Yathink? Congratulations on your baster bastard?

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/07/conservative-base-not-han_n_313021.html

First....respect and Dick Cheney in the same sentence?

Considering the obnxious amount of arrogance Cheney displays by not even doing anything....is Cheney really going to allow this statement to pass without tearing this person another asshole? Hello? This is the man who shot his best friend. Do you really want to piss him off?

Damn it, I really miss Lil Bush.

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Reportedly from the Palin spokesperson on Levi's appearence on Tyra:

Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship

This is a joke, right?

Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence

Uh....didn't Bristol say that abstinence is unrealistic? Now she is advocating it? What, is she gonna teach a class or something? Hey, I'll sign up for her class on abstinence. Right after I sign up for Bush's class on linguistics and Dick Cheney's class on hunting.

Bitch, please! Bristol, after Paris Hilton and basically 99% of Hollywood, you are the last person I want to be taking abstinence advice from. I don't need to. I actually, albeit unwittingly, engage in it. And the best part of it all? My mom didn't even advocate it to me, let alone all of America! You being chosen for advocating abstinance is a huge slap in the face to those who actually follow it.

It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the child

Exploit....ugh, I am not going to come up with a response to this or my head will explode.

Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions.

Bristol has realized her mistake. Has Old Man McCain realized his yet?

Judging by some of the blogs I read and considering the religious right looks at this baby as practically the second coming of God, I am seriously starting to believe I am the only person in the world who has absolutely no sympathy for Bristol. And if this is really her second baby....how can you honestly feel sorry for her? Learn to use some fucking birth control, moron. And don't give me shit that rubbers and pills and all that are against your religion because last time I checked, sex before marriage is frowned upon as well.

Before, I would have said the only thing I would feel sorry for Bristol for is having Sarah as a mother, but she seems to be a stupid cunt just like her mother, so any sympathy evaporated.

I hate to admit it, but Levi is actually kind of hot in some pictures. I wouldn't dare let him geschmoegen my gaflavity with his googus, though. Not without level 4 biohazard protection. Lord knows where that googus has been or where that, and I quote a commentor on Cajun Boy, large tittied whore's gaflavity was before it was geschmoegened by his googus. *shudders*

Things I Don't Get

I've had a shit ton of caffeine (well over 100 oz of diet Coke) today so if my post is a little jumpy....deal with it.

Going back to the one thing I want, I have mentioned before that I have contacted others who are in the same position. What differs me from them is the fact that these people tend to, um, pretend. They will actually do what they want without actually having the thing that would give them that lifestyle. And I could get a lot of slack from them if they were to read this, but I really do not agree with it. I think it's incredibly disturbing. I don't give a shit if it supposedly makes them feel better. It's not right. I think maybe why my view on this particular type of person has changed so drastically is partly because now anytime I see one, I can't help but think, are they really? Or are they like these people I talk with and just pretending? The other part is....I am just a bitch.

Have I ever thought of doing it? Certainly. Would I ever? Highly unlikely. Not in public, at least.

There are many times where while I would do almost anything for this that I actually pause and think, well, what if it actually did happen? How would I really feel? In all honestly, it does still kind of scare me. Boy, you know, it's really hard to say things without actually saying it.

For the past two days in Dear Abby, there has been a debate going on about thongs. I hate thongs. Partly because they look incredibly annoying and partly because they are a breeding ground for urinary tract infections and after that Brazilian model dying, I am really terrified to get a UTI. But the thong argument always boils down to the same point- women wear them to disguise panty lines. But here is the thing- most women I see wearing them are not hiding any panty line. I can still see the panty line of the thong. I see women wearing black or colored thongs under white pants. And the thing that grosses me out the most is when old or fat women wear them and they're walking and their asses are all jiggling and going BOOM BOOM BOOM. It makes me want to projectile vomit. I can feel bile spewing up my throat just thinking about it.

There has been all this hoopla over that Blagovich or whatever the hell his name is and while what he did was wrong, frankly, I don't see what the big stink is. Politicians abuse power all the time. Sarah Palin did and I don't see her ass getting impeached. Bush and Cheney sent thousands to their deaths, allowed the ones that actually made it home to get inadequate care, and polluted the environment and yet no one seems to be doing much to push for them to get impeached. If anything Blago should get impeached for, it's that horrible hairdo.

I saw Bride Wars last night. I don't get why my fellow gender members dream of such elaborate weddings. I dream of a wedding, certainly, but it is never anything spectacular. No Vera Wang wedding dresses or fancy schmancy wedding cakes with ingredients I can't even pronounce. Why are wedding cakes so fancy anyway? Whatever happened to pound cake with white icing? I want my wedding cake from Stock's Bakery in Philly. And I want this on top of it.

Pink Panther 2? Space Buddies? One word- why?

YES WE DID!

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OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheney hurt himself picking up boxes, huh? What was he doing? Picking up boxes full of evidence of all his jiggery pokery and throwing them into an incinerator?

Boy, what an exciting day. Ha- I had to laugh earlier when one of the marching bands was going by and I thought, I recognize that song and then I realized it was that "American Boy" song by....well, beats me. I don't know who 99% of the artists out there are.

God Will Somebody Please Shut This Woman TFU

Palin: Media goes easy on Kennedy

Oh. Of course they do. It could be true, but here is the thing, Sarah. She does have more class than you. She will always have more class than you. Of course her individual family (her children, etc, not the entire Kennedy clan) are not being harshly scrunitized. Do you know why that is, Sarah? Because she is not out parading them around like they are a bunch of fucking circus props! If it was sexism, ALL women would be treated unfairly. Don't bitch and complain about your stupid daughter getting scrunitized. YOU were the one that announced her pregnancy. There was no reason for you to announce it. You could have just left her be and then put her into seclusion like you did after announcing it. No one would have known. YOU were also the one that insists abstinence works. Here's an idea- STOP being so fucking selfish, STOP being so fucking stupid, STOP opening your mouth, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, people will leave you alone.

My God, she has a lot of gall saying Katie Couric, who I am no fan of by the way, thinks she is the center of the universe. Ugh, I have never known someone to grate my nerves (and eardrums) as much as this woman. If I was inexplicably kidnapped and forced to vote Republican (not voting is not an option) and the only candidates were this woman and Dick Cheney, I would vote for Cheney. He may be evil as hell, but he doesn't try to pull off that he is this sweet and caring person. He is evil and makes no apologies for it. In other words, he is not a big, fat phony.

And whining and crying about Tina Fey imitating you? Um, have you been paying attention the past several years? Have you SEEN how many people make fun of Bush? Or Clinton? Does it seem to bother any of them? Boy, complain about being exploited because you are a female and you just keep on giving ammunition. Women get made fun of because of women like you.

And I don't know what the hell she has been reading, but around here and on TV, Caroline Kennedy has been receiving a lot of scrunity.

Come on, Sarah. Let's see when all the criticism starts flying the excuses you start making and how you are such a poor little victim of the big old media and how everyone takes everything you say out of context.

Just....please. Someone shut her the fuck up. I don't care what it takes- duct tape, a big fat dildo shoved into her mouth, a hunting trip invite with Cheney (please invite Joe the Plumber as well)....just do it. Like I said before, for someone who bitches about the media so much, she sure knows how to use them to her advantage.

And stop bitching about bloggers because if I do recall, there was someone who was pushing for your vice presidency a long time ago. And guess what this person was? A blogger.

Maybe it is just me, but I don't know anyone who gets their news strictly from blogs. I may read something on a blog, but I take everything I read on the internet with caution. If I hear it on a blog and then hear it on several news stations, then I might take into consideration it is true.

Random Thoughts

Vice President Cheney to Undergo More Tests - But Not for His Heart

Arthritic knees? I thought they would say something like a soul. Four heart attacks? I thought he has only had three! How is this man still alive after all of them? The only thing I can think of is Heaven certainly doesn't want him and Hell is reluctant to take him. I think the Devil is even scared of him.

God, I hate that stupid "it's Miley!" on The Soup.

As if anything can grate my nerves anymore, I think my cellphone battery has bit the dust permanently. I charged it for a while, unplugged it, it had a full battery, and a few hours later, I pulled it out to check if I had any missed calls and it was dead. Now I didn't let it fully charge, but even so when I do that, it may go down a bar. I have been having some trouble with it the past week. I leave it to charge overnight and when I unplug it the next day, it takes a couple times to get it on. But I didn't think it was going to go dead this fast. It's an old Samsung E105; I have had it 3 or 4 or possibly even 5 years, so I was expecting it to die sometime in the next year. I like my phone, though. I don't want to get rid of it.