Random Thoughts

Ugh, day I don't even know what anymore of this lower left side and back cramping. It's starting to get to be really annoying. And whenever I try to Google it, all I come across are forums related to pregnancy. Obviously I am not pregnant, so I don't know what else it could be. Maybe a cyst? And I have been so anxious that my period is going to come on early.

I had a dream last night that someone offered me psychedelic drugs. I am not sure which ones. Maybe mushrooms? And I would not take them until I had my earphones and could listen to MGMT while stoned out of my mind. I think I woke up before that happened.

Ugh, still no shows coming to my area. Come on, boys! Please come here! I know they have to be all hipster about where they play, but I am sure there are plenty of places in the area they could play that aren't mainstream. What about the Academy of Music in Philly? I love that place. I have been there at least 3 times to see the Nutcracker, and once to see Handel's Messiah. And I just heard the Rascals are going to be playing there, and judging by the commercial of what their show would be like, if they can play there, then MGMT could certainly play there.

Also, where is news on that third album?

And going back to that whole thing with Abercrappie & Fitch....what is that dude's problem? Hell, I don't give a shit who his target audience is, because even if I was 80 pounds, I wouldn't wear that ugly overpriced shit. And frankly, I don't know why anyone else would. But who he is to say what is good-looking when he he looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? Yuck. If he saw some of the people in my high school who wore A&F, he might be revolted. Then again, he probably thinks of himself as pretty damn good-looking, so....

And the funnier part is, I saw a lot of fat people wearing A&F as well. Still do. I don't know how they get into the clothes, but somehow they do. Then again, I see that with a lot of people, regardless of the clothing brand. I just said the other day I don't understand how when I go clothes shopping, there is never anything in my size or a little larger when there are so many fat people. Then I remember how most people wear their clothes today and it makes sense. Really, folks. What part of "just because you can get it on DOESN'T MEAN IT FITS" is so hard to comprehend?

Also, doesn't this dope realize the Durrrsey Shur people wear A&F? They're all ugly as shit (please try not to remind me of the whole Mike thing *vomits* I plead insanity). And speaking of them, will they just go away already? In the past week, I have seen an article on Vinny, an article of Snooki offering to help Chris Christie lose weight, and another article of her offering tips to Prince Harry for his trip to Seaside. Yes, because I am so sure her weight loss was really done through diet and exercise. Not. And offering parenting tips to all soon to be mom celebrities? Give me a break. Just because you shit out a kid from your STD polluted womb does not suddenly make you a parenting expert. God, go away already, you annoying little cockroach.

Speaking of weight loss, I was thinking earlier about how it's a shame I am not taller and thinner. Then I could be a model, and be paid to starve myself and be miserable. That is a fucking messed up way of thinking, but I am already starving myself and miserable. So why not be paid for it?

I hate my life. My God, I am 5'3 and weigh anywhere between 122 to 125 pounds, depending on the week. I am not even considered overweight, yet I think of myself as fat. Why can I not be happy with my body already? Why can I not look in the mirror and just fucking be happy with it for once? Why can't I just not care what some men prefer and not be depressed about it? I would like to say eh, fuck him, but I can't, because I want to know why I can't ever be good enough.

And speaking of stupid and annoying, why is when people post something about someone being sick or in surgery or something on Facebook- actually, why is it necessary to post that in the first place, but whatever; clearly I am missing something here- people always have to comment with "praying for you" or "praying for so and so". Like these people are really going to take the time out of their day to pray for the person? I'll believe it when I see it.

Or like how earlier, there were multiple tornado warnings in Texas, and everyone is all "prayers" and talking about God protecting the people. Um, looking at this from a religious point of view, isn't God technically creating this nasty weather? I mean, if I hear of a bad tornado outbreak, I follow the weather sites and the Weather Channel and I think good lord, may something keep those people safe. I remember back this past Christmas when a bad tornado outbreak was expected, including one watch rated a Particularly Dangerous Situation by the SPC. I followed it off and on throughout the day and I was sick over it, even though it wasn't affecting me. Seriously, could you imagine something like that happening on Christmas?

Wow. I am extra snippy tonight.

Quote Of The Day

I was reading an article earlier on that ugly asshole that heads Abercrappie & Fitch (more on that later, because if there is one thing I like to condemn, it's A&F), and I thought about it for a little bit, and eventually it lead to me thinking of this scene from Bender's Big Score (don't ask how I got the connection, because I don't know):

Bender: Take a barf buddy. Ok suicide booth, give me your best shot. Electrocution please, side order of poison. [taps foot] Helloooo? Kill me you stupid machine. ... What the ... local calls fifty cents? It's a street corner telephone parlor! Oh what kind of horrible suicide free time is this? Wait a minute, maybe this handy encyclopedia of humans will help me track Fry down.
[Bender scans the Fry page in the telephone book]
Bender: One of these Frys must be Fry. Look out Philip Fry, 'cause I got a little present for you.
Fat Man: My name is Phillip Fry. Where's my present?
Bender: Hang on a second Fry. I don't remember you being that ugly.
Fat Man: Oh no, I've always been this ugly.

The Headline Of The Day

Abercrombie asks Jersey Shore cast not to wear their items - Aug. 16, 2011

Oh smack!

I don't know who's side to take in this, er, situation. It's always nice to see someone rip apart a Durrrsey Shur person, but then again, this criticism is coming from a store that seems to constantly be at the center of controversey (racism, thongs and padded bikinis for little girls- WTF?), so on what planet do they have any room to criticize someone else?

I hate Abercrappie & Fitch with the passion of a million fiery suns and frankly, if I were to open my internet browser one day and see an article that says every A&F store simultaneously spontaneously combusted, it would make my fucking day.

UPDATE: Abercrombie & Fitch Stock Falls After Offer to The Situation : Just Jared

God, if he looked any gayer in that picture....he also looks like a little boy who doesn't get enough attention. Look, Mommy, I has abs! And a belly button. Pay attention to me!

Oh god, there is no stopping the growth of that ego now. Can it get any bigger?

This is what needs to be done to his ego. Every single part of the picture.