Random Thoughts

When I pulled up to work today, I saw a squirrel coming up the sidewalk. With a full slice of pizza in his mouth. I couldn't stop laughing. 

I have wicked PMS today. I feel like ripping someone's face off. It all started when my boss was talking with us about the party on Friday. Then I had 2 small charts that SUCKED big time. Good God, I would take that big ass one I did Monday over those 2 any day. Then I finally got the chance to run to Wegman's and they were out of almost everything I needed. I don't want to go shopping on Saturday or to the baby shower on Sunday. I am tired of people and their damn showers.

And not only am I super cranky, but I am also feeling incredibly depressed. I was in the shower earlier and I felt like grabbing my razor and slitting my wrists. Not a pleasant feeling.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Guess I'll go watch some American Dad!.

Quote Of The Day

From "Max Jets":

Waitress: So, have you decided?
Francine: Um, I see it says kids eat free? Does that include kids at heart?
Waitress: Yes, it does.

Quote Of The Day

Not sure if it's the exact quote, since I am pulling it from memory and we know how things get screwed up once they enter into my head, but one of the funniest scenes from American Dad:

Roger: Breaking bad news is part of the job, Wheels. It's a part of life! You gotta do it! That's why I volunteer at the cancer ward every Sunday.
(cut away to Roger standing outside of a hospital with a megaphone)
Roger: (yelling into megaphone) YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR DOCTORS ARE LYING TO YOU!

The WTF Of The Day

WHAT THE FUCK, SETH MACFARLANE????????

Kim K to Play Roger's Love Interest on American Dad

I am officially breaking up with the new episodes.

Quote Of The Day

This part has been ringing in my head for days and the episode ("Family Affair") happened to be on tonight!

Klaus: And if you've never been to a concert with me you're in for a treat. I YELL CONSTANTLY!

Ultrasound Postings- Yay Or Nay?

Off topic, but I have the Hallmark channel on. Since American Dad is no longer on at 1:30, I had to find a new show to watch during lunch and just discovered Hallmark plays Home Improvement now. They just played a commercial for Christmas movies. Oy vey.

Anyway, my cousin that I have discussed before, the one who makes mistakes and comes out smelling like roses, is pregnant again. She posted an ultrasound picture a little while ago on Facebook. I don't understand the whole posting ultrasound pictures to social media. Yes, I know it's a baby and babies are just OMGZ SO PRESH, but in the end, it is still a picture of the inside of your uterus. Why do you want people looking at the insides of your uterus?

And then not only did she post the ultrasound, she posted a picture of the entire thing. With all of her information and everything showing. I'm like are you stupid or something? And the baby already has a name. And it is what I would have liked to name a son if I had one, although I recently found the Icelandic version of it and I actually prefer it to the original name. I can't see why I could not give a child an Icelandic name even though he would not have an ounce of Icelandic blood in him. My name is Greek and I have no Greek in me. And what? Just because I am not having kids doesn't mean I never thought about names. That's another thing I don't get. I don't think it's a bad idea to have ideas on names, but if you already have the name picked out, what if you pop the kid out and it looks nothing like the name? What if I picked out an extremely Italian sounding name and the kid came out looking like a leprechaun? It wouldn't work.

Also, I wish people would stop putting pictures of their brats as profile pictures on Facebook. Put a damn picture of yourself!

Quote Of The Day

From "Francine's Flashback":

Roger: Woah! Somebody had a big piece of grouchy pie this morning!

Yeah. Me. I had an entire fricking pie! Also, this quote:

Hayley: Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet! 
Stan: Yeah, well if you tell anyone I'll kill you. (both laugh) I'm serious, I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart and eat it. EVERY LAST BIT! Well, sweet dreams, angel.

Video Of The Day

Yes, American Dad introduced me to this song; man, that is a great episode:



I wonder why this video is so short. The version I have on iTunes is over 8 minutes long and I swear, it feels like time flies when I listen to it. I start it and before I know it, it's already over.

Picture Of The Day

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS DAT BOD AND ASS

MGMT Pictures (175 of 472) – Last.fm

Now let's turn around and see what the situation is in the front. I know I said before he looked like he was packing it (daww, look, it was my first post on them; I didn't even know what Andrew's name was), but come on, what the fuck do I know about penises? The last time I saw an adult penis in person was when I was in the hospital. And I didn't give it that good of a look.

Also....dafuq is going on in this picture? I don't know what is making me LOL more- the look on Andrew's face or the the guy in the middle's face. He looks like he is laughing maniacally. Someone asked further down on the page where his other hand is. Seriously. Where is it? Every time I look at it, I think of one of my favorite episodes of American Dad, when Stan gets addicted to crack, and they are at Steve's girlfriend's house and Stan is so desperate for crack and he attempts to convince the father into letting him perform a sexual act on him, and Stan says "Twenty bucks and I'll make you see heaven". I have no idea why I am correlating this picture with that scene.

Random Thoughts

I went to the market the other day and while I was sitting in my car getting ready to leave, I looked across the parking lot and these was this incredibly old lady with an even more ancient lady in a wheelchair. The first thing that popped into my head was that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Bob and Patrick are selling chocolate bars and they meet those two old ladies.

Man, I still cannot get off of this adrenaline high from Sunday. My mind is still reeling from how much I enjoyed it, because I really and truly cannot remember the last time I enjoyed something as much as I did that day. And now that I got a taste of MGMT live, I really want to go to that show at the NYU Skirball Center. I feel like Stan in that episode of American Dad when he goes to a My Morning Jacket concert and becomes completely obsessed with following them. But I think this show sounds really cool. I came to the conclusion on vacation that MGMT should really consider doing a laser light show, but this kind of light show would probably be just as awesome.

I know that feeling, bro.

I drug my mom out with me on Tuesday and she actually spent a good amount of time talking about the concert in the car. I was even more surprised. And she said she thinks some of their songs are pretty and that "Siberian Breaks" is "kinda pretty". I was speechless.

There is an article over on ONTD about the upcoming show and the picture of Andrew, he reminds me of Robert Pattinson. It's driving me nuts how much he resembles him. I've seen other pictures where I thought they resembled each other. A few he reminded me of John Krasinki. I still never see the Jake Gyllenhaal resemblence, though.

I am supposed to be going down the shore for a few days next week and I want to go, but at the same time I don't want to. I am feeling really alone, but I am also just not in the mood to be around people. And I am worried about gaining weight. It's ridiculous. After I lost my job, my weight kind of went on the backburner. I suppose the Addison's fear had something to do with that. I wouldn't say it is completely gone, but my obsession over having Addison's has decreased significantly. I still will check my skin every so often, and I still get worried when I feel lightheaded upon standing, but it is nothing like it was before. I have to go through hell during, but these disease obsessions eventually run their course. But with it decreased, my weight is taking its place.

I know I have emotional issues, but the way I have been feeling for the past year or so is ridiculous. I have always had a temper, but I never used to punch walls when I was angry. And I am so fucking irritable and I don't even know why. Sometimes something causes it, other times it just comes out of nowhere. I'll be fine and then I'll start feeling agitated and then I get really nasty.

I am going to be an aunt. That is the news I was referring to in this post. And my sister has been one nasty bitch. And her irritableness has been exacerbating my irritableness, so I have been exceptionally irritable towards her, which she probably thinks with the way I feel about kids that it has something to do with her being pregnant. It doesn't. She's just being a massive bitch, and since I have also been super irritable lately, I am not in the mood for her bullshit.

And maybe I am being paranoid, but I swear she has been avoiding me due to my being extra cunty lately. Which people avoiding me is only making me even more irritable (is there anything not doing so nowadays?). But I guess it's a good thing she is avoiding me, because god knows what I might say to her. Like how I am getting a little sick and tired of her husband's snide comments when company is over and really sick and tired of the looks he gives my mother.

I almost want to say I wish someone would just understand why I feel so miserable, but it's not going to happen. If I could could put someone in my shoes for a day, I think they may just be a little more understanding. Of course, everyone excuses her moodiness. My moodiness is always unacceptable. Wishing you were dead everyday is not an acceptable excuse for being moody, since according to society it can always be fixed with a fucking pill.

But despite wanting to be dead, a small part of me still wants to stick around. Because there is still so much I would like to do. I have a huge list of places I would love to visit. I'd like to have a career I am proud of. Plenty of people I would like to meet. And most of all I would like someone to do all of this with. Someone who will be more than happy to remain childfree and who will want to do this stuff. I come across so many things I would love to do, but have no one to do with them. I heard a commercial earlier for the Pennsylvania Dutch Festival and I thought, you know what, that actually sounds like fun. And I wouldn't mind having someone to go festing with next year at Musikfest. And I couldn't imagine not ever hearing music again, because who knows what happens to you when you die, and whether you can still listen to music.

Maybe I need to do like in I Love You Man and put an ad out for a friend.

Quote Of The Day

From "Bush Comes To Dinner":

Stan: (to Haley) LIES! It's like you have to lie to live! You're a liabetic! You have liabetes! Twice a day you have to take a shot of insu-lie!

Video Of The Day

Psycho Stan - YouTube

The last 17 seconds are the best.

Quote Of The Day

I have American Dad on, and it's the "Rapture's Delight" episode, and more than 5 minutes ago, this line was said, and I am still giggling uncontrollably at it:

Terry: Authorities confirm the total number of Raptured at 142 million. You may notice that my partner Greg isn't here, that's because he was Raptured. Apparently, God does love gays but only if they're 'tops'.

Random Thoughts

Yes, I have my music coded badly and yes, I have an incredibly old version of iTunes. The only reason I have not updated is because 1) Pod+Rescue would probably not be compatible and I am too cheap to go buy a new version and 2) I like to have the choice of whether or not I want the album pictures to show on my iPod. Oh, and I am really lazy, too. It's a pain to update anything on my computer because of only using a limited account. When I need to update something, then I have to switch users, and then usually I have to reboot, and....ugh it's just a pain in the ass.

But as you can see, my addiction to this song has gone through the roof. I added it on 3/16, so if you average out the number of listens, I have listened to it about 10 times a day. I have listened to it more since I last updated my iPod, so the number is actually higher. Of course, my mother will blame this all on my having obsessive compulsive disorder. Because she has no idea what she is talking about, just like pretty much every person who does not have OCD. This is where people don't grasp OCD. This obsession brings me pleasure. An OCD obsession does not.



On another note, ever since I saw the episode of American Dad where Stan sends Steve to Camp Refoogee, every time I see the word refugee, I pronounce it refoogee.

I also just realized I have not had a birthday cake Friend-Z from Friendly's in an incredibly long time and it sounds really good right now. The vendetta my family and I had against Friendly's is over. I went there the day after Christmas and on Valentine's Day and both times I was pleased with my food. Okay, so it's not the best food, but since we no longer have any 99 restaurants nearby, it is the best chicken parm sandwhich I can get. Until I might find a better one. I am on a mission to find a chicken parm sandwhich that rivals 99's, but so far I have been unsuccessful. I have a couple of places to check out, but haven't gotten to them yet. Any suggestions?

What in the hell am I even rambling about?

Video Of The Day

One of the best scenes from American Dad....that I could find on Youtube:

Quote Of The Day

From some episode of American Dad, not sure which one:

Roger: (to Steve) Man you really suck at hide and seek. I've been tumbling around in the dryer for over 3 hours!

Video Of The Day

Also from the episode of American Dad with "Electric Feel":

Video Of The Day

Roger? MGMT? Together? *head explodes*

Video Of The Day

Roger's Cilantro dance:



I freaking love Roger.