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What in the hell is that? Is Harry PREGNANT? How....how is that even possible? And why isn't Louis the baby mama? No. The idea of a pregnant hormonal Louis is frightening. I can see it now- Louis with one of his many beanie hats on and a maternity shirt- horizontally striped, of course- covering a big belly. And suspenders. We can't forget the suspenders. "Harry! Harry! HARRY?! Why don't you tell me I am pretty? I'm pretty, aren't I? You don't think I'm pretty! You hate me! You hate me and you hate our baby! This is bullshit!" "Yes, Louis, of course I think you are gorgeous!" "You are just saying it to be nice! Look at me! I'm hideous! I'm a big fat cow! Don't look at me!". I don't even want to imagine the birth scene*.
*We'll just ignore the whole "he has a penis and not a vagina therefore it would be completely impossible for him to give birth" thing. Dear God, that would be a beautiful child. Harry is so stinking adorable and while Louis may be an ass, he is freaking beautiful. He really is. I mean, not Andrew VanWyngarden beautiful. That is just a whole other level of beauty. There is no comparison. Every time I watch this video, I want to fall on my knees and weep at Andrew's beauty. But Louis...damn. Just look at him. Look at his eyes. His eyes are gorgeous. His eyelashes are unreal. I have freaky long ass lashes, but mine aren't even that long.
Sometimes it's nice to know there are more disturbing people in the world than me.
ETA 10/12: Um....yeah:
Oh No They Didn't!
Oh god. I am dying at the royal wedding picture. I was about to ask why Liam is the Maid Of Honor and not Princess Louis, but then I realized that the picture was probably made by a Larry stan; therefore, Harry is more than likely marrying the latter.
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Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
The Disturbing Post Of The Day
More than meets the blue eye: You may all be related - USATODAY.com
*runs quickly through list in head of all crushes*
I'd say roughly about 99% of all of the crushes I have had in my life- that I remember- are blue-eyed. I'm blue-eyed. So I am supposedly related to all of my past and present crushes?
*runs quickly through list in head of all crushes*
I'd say roughly about 99% of all of the crushes I have had in my life- that I remember- are blue-eyed. I'm blue-eyed. So I am supposedly related to all of my past and present crushes?
Thursday, April 12, 2012
The Disturbing Post Of The Day
Every Girl In Hollywood Is Reportedly Crushing On One Direction (PHOTOS)
Their music is kind of annoying (e.g the one song my sister forced me to listen to one day in the car because apparently she likes it), but what the hell, I am not going to lie. A couple of them are cute. Not sure of the name of which one I think is a real cutie, but more than likely it's the popular one. Harry, or whatever, I think. God, that's a terrible name for a young kid. But anyway, he reminds me a tiny bit of Andrew (the wild curly hair, maybe?), although not nearly nor will ever be even nearly as cute. And could only dream of being even remotely as talented.
And before any of the psycho One Direction stan girls get their training bras in a twist, tell me this- can Harry write his own music? Play his own instrument? Play multiple instruments? Tell me- I honestly don't know, and I am far too lazy to look it up. But let's get to the most important issue- could he wear this and make it look good?
Give me a minute so I can stop laughing at that picture. Dear God, that outfit....only him.
Okay. And now that I know they are not underage like I thought they were, I don't feel nearly as bad and creepy. It's not like I find them hot or anything, just cute in a younger brother type of way, I guess. I do still feel creepy, though. I mean, for God's sake, I was probably about 10 years old when they were born. I was already in elementary school. So now I am going to go splash myself with holy water again and WHY? WHY DIDN'T I LEARN FROM LAST TIME?!
Their music is kind of annoying (e.g the one song my sister forced me to listen to one day in the car because apparently she likes it), but what the hell, I am not going to lie. A couple of them are cute. Not sure of the name of which one I think is a real cutie, but more than likely it's the popular one. Harry, or whatever, I think. God, that's a terrible name for a young kid. But anyway, he reminds me a tiny bit of Andrew (the wild curly hair, maybe?), although not nearly nor will ever be even nearly as cute. And could only dream of being even remotely as talented.
And before any of the psycho One Direction stan girls get their training bras in a twist, tell me this- can Harry write his own music? Play his own instrument? Play multiple instruments? Tell me- I honestly don't know, and I am far too lazy to look it up. But let's get to the most important issue- could he wear this and make it look good?
Give me a minute so I can stop laughing at that picture. Dear God, that outfit....only him.
Okay. And now that I know they are not underage like I thought they were, I don't feel nearly as bad and creepy. It's not like I find them hot or anything, just cute in a younger brother type of way, I guess. I do still feel creepy, though. I mean, for God's sake, I was probably about 10 years old when they were born. I was already in elementary school. So now I am going to go splash myself with holy water again and WHY? WHY DIDN'T I LEARN FROM LAST TIME?!
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