A song I have never failed to stop liking:
Plowed- Sponge
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Random Thoughts
Can I just say how glad I am that the expected "snowicane" did not hit as bad as it was supposed to? My area received maybe a half a foot. I don't know if there had been more. A good amount melted by the time I woke up. I am so sick of snow, I could scream.
The other day I was thinking about the upcoming spring/summer and I thought, I wonder if this winter is any indication of what s/s will be like- will it follow the whole adage of "worse before it gets better", will the same constant jet stream trouble bring a summer not unlike the winter, but in the form of severe thunderstorms and tornados? Tonight on my local news, they discussed the upcoming s/s weather and the expected forecast is a lot of instability, cooler temps, and an increase in severe weather. I wanted to cry. I was a nervous wreck enough last summer. If this summer is going to be worse, I am going to have a nervous breakdown.
I saw the movie Never Been Kissed on the other day and I thought back to when I saw it in the movies and how I thought that I hope I never pass Josie Grossie in the whole never been kissed arena. Unfortunately....I have. Yes. I am 26 years old and I finally passed her. We all know I have never had sex, but I have also never really been kissed. Most of it can be contributed to nonexistant self-esteem, fear of meningococcal disease, and severe social anxiety. A small part of it, but probably the start of the snowball rolling down the hill, was when I was 14, a boy asked me out and that same night, he tried to make out with me and every time we tried to, he kept criticizing whatever I was doing. I was 14 years old and it was my first kiss. What the fuck did he expect? This was not long after I started to show signs of depression and my self-esteem and ego were already pretty bruised, so needless to say, my confidence in kissing took a huge hit after that and then add the rest of the ingredients and BOOM, you have me. Twenty-six and never been kissed.
And frankly, I don't even care anymore. I have come to the conclusion that I just don't even care if I ever have a significant other or even get married. My life needs to get back in order first. At this point, my main goals are to get some type of degree and get the hell out of the house.
You want to know something strange? Most parents cannot wait for their kids to get out of the house. My mother was devastated when my sister left. I think it's mostly due to worrying and due to how she feels about my father, although since his surgery in January, you would never know this is the same woman who constantly talked about how much she hates him and would like to put a pillow over his face while he is sleeping. She's become devoted little 1950s housewife, waiting on him hand and foot. The way he is acting after the surgery, I am absolutely amazed Billy West was able to interview on Adam Corolla two weeks after having the surgery. But then again Billy West is also a healthy eater and roughly half the size of my father.
By the way, the going out with that kid- whose name was George- lasted 2 days. I panicked at the idea of being tied to someone and ended it. Cripes, at 14 freaking years old I was already having issues with being held down. I think I am just not a person who is meant to date.
I think I mentioned back during the holidays what I received as gifts. One of my gifts was a $20 gift card to Starbucks from my sister's boyfriend. I decided to register it online so I can get something free on my birthday and I noticed the purchase date was November 16th. I know there is no way in hell he would have purchased it more than a month before my birthday, so I think it is safe to assume it was probably given to him by a friend or customer and he decided to regift it and give it to me. Neverminding the fact that I have not been to Starbucks since a month before the one person I used to always go with was killed. Oh, but in a a few weeks I am going to have to shell out my money for a gift for him for his birthday. Who cares that he didn't even spend a cent on mine? Really. Am I wrong to be pissed off here, people?
The other day I was thinking about the upcoming spring/summer and I thought, I wonder if this winter is any indication of what s/s will be like- will it follow the whole adage of "worse before it gets better", will the same constant jet stream trouble bring a summer not unlike the winter, but in the form of severe thunderstorms and tornados? Tonight on my local news, they discussed the upcoming s/s weather and the expected forecast is a lot of instability, cooler temps, and an increase in severe weather. I wanted to cry. I was a nervous wreck enough last summer. If this summer is going to be worse, I am going to have a nervous breakdown.
I saw the movie Never Been Kissed on the other day and I thought back to when I saw it in the movies and how I thought that I hope I never pass Josie Grossie in the whole never been kissed arena. Unfortunately....I have. Yes. I am 26 years old and I finally passed her. We all know I have never had sex, but I have also never really been kissed. Most of it can be contributed to nonexistant self-esteem, fear of meningococcal disease, and severe social anxiety. A small part of it, but probably the start of the snowball rolling down the hill, was when I was 14, a boy asked me out and that same night, he tried to make out with me and every time we tried to, he kept criticizing whatever I was doing. I was 14 years old and it was my first kiss. What the fuck did he expect? This was not long after I started to show signs of depression and my self-esteem and ego were already pretty bruised, so needless to say, my confidence in kissing took a huge hit after that and then add the rest of the ingredients and BOOM, you have me. Twenty-six and never been kissed.
And frankly, I don't even care anymore. I have come to the conclusion that I just don't even care if I ever have a significant other or even get married. My life needs to get back in order first. At this point, my main goals are to get some type of degree and get the hell out of the house.
You want to know something strange? Most parents cannot wait for their kids to get out of the house. My mother was devastated when my sister left. I think it's mostly due to worrying and due to how she feels about my father, although since his surgery in January, you would never know this is the same woman who constantly talked about how much she hates him and would like to put a pillow over his face while he is sleeping. She's become devoted little 1950s housewife, waiting on him hand and foot. The way he is acting after the surgery, I am absolutely amazed Billy West was able to interview on Adam Corolla two weeks after having the surgery. But then again Billy West is also a healthy eater and roughly half the size of my father.
By the way, the going out with that kid- whose name was George- lasted 2 days. I panicked at the idea of being tied to someone and ended it. Cripes, at 14 freaking years old I was already having issues with being held down. I think I am just not a person who is meant to date.
I think I mentioned back during the holidays what I received as gifts. One of my gifts was a $20 gift card to Starbucks from my sister's boyfriend. I decided to register it online so I can get something free on my birthday and I noticed the purchase date was November 16th. I know there is no way in hell he would have purchased it more than a month before my birthday, so I think it is safe to assume it was probably given to him by a friend or customer and he decided to regift it and give it to me. Neverminding the fact that I have not been to Starbucks since a month before the one person I used to always go with was killed. Oh, but in a a few weeks I am going to have to shell out my money for a gift for him for his birthday. Who cares that he didn't even spend a cent on mine? Really. Am I wrong to be pissed off here, people?
Friday, February 26, 2010
Quote Of The Day
From Jezebel user vee:
Thank you. I am so sick of this new generation of people who think because they took one psych class that they are capable of diagnosing someone. Whatever happened to someone just being an asshole?
Look. I don't know Suleman. Maybe she has some kind of deeply-rooted problems that I don't know about, but from the interviews I've seen, I don't see mental illness. I don't like where most of the comments on this article are going. I think that trying to diagnose Suleman is sort of... shall we say, irresponsible? Too easy? Too eager to brand someone with a disease that we are in no place to diagnose from our armchairs?What do we need a new DSM for? We have the internet community here to make diag-nonsenses on people!
It's generally frowned upon to do this to children (re: prescribing away spiritedness with Adderall, etc.), so why is it ok to do this to an adult woman?
There are a lot of words I could use to describe Nadya Suleman. Over-excitable. Attention mongering. Obsessed with fame, and herself. Not the least bit smart. Irresponsible. But I don't think she's crazy. At least not in a way that I think she's got some kind of disorder.
Women like her, and Tila Tequila, and all these other fame-whoring starlets (hi, Kate Gosselin, you too) are probably not disordered. They only want people to pay attention to them, and having cameras shoved in their faces, live studio audiences, and invisible fans from Twitter, etc., just make them more wild and excitable.
Like yappy lap dogs, these women begin preening and crowd-pleasing the minute you turn a spotlight on them. And it comes across as excessive and weird to the rest of us, because that's what it is. It's excess attention that makes people like her act that way.
But as a person who has grown up around-- and with-- myriad personality disorders, I seriously, seriously resent the premature assessment of Nadya Suleman as crazy. That is all.
Thank you. I am so sick of this new generation of people who think because they took one psych class that they are capable of diagnosing someone. Whatever happened to someone just being an asshole?
Video Of The Day
Because I desperately need to think of somewhere warm, since we are on our 4th freaking bought of snow...."Could You Be Loved" by Bob Marley:
Too bad Bob ain't still alive or a US citizen...I would totally vote for him.
Too bad Bob ain't still alive or a US citizen...I would totally vote for him.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Quote Of The Day
Huffpost user lammassu on what is considered good music:
In my day, we didn't have 'circus clowns' that sing, dance play piano and studied contemporary art like Warhol. In my day, we had unca jimbo scraping a washboard with a spoon, aunt hilda playing the banjo an' I was on the moonshine jug. That was music, that was talent, none of this 'stage performance' with their flashy costumes and outrageous dance moves, we kept our audience captivated by hawking loogies at them when they'd start to nod off. Now that's talent!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
A [Non] Angry Letter to Seth MacFarlane
Dear Mr. MacFarlane:
You put me in the mind of someone who is a pompous ass (there is just some air about you that makes me think that), but I would never deny that I would totally fuck your brains out if given the chance. That said, the fact that you finally done something to piss off Sarah Palin- as if it takes so much- I would do everything to you. I would let you geschmoegen my gaflavity with your googus. I would absoluely wreck you.
I tip my hat to you, good sir. Giggity giggity goo!
Sincerely,
A Family Guy fan
You put me in the mind of someone who is a pompous ass (there is just some air about you that makes me think that), but I would never deny that I would totally fuck your brains out if given the chance. That said, the fact that you finally done something to piss off Sarah Palin- as if it takes so much- I would do everything to you. I would let you geschmoegen my gaflavity with your googus. I would absoluely wreck you.
I tip my hat to you, good sir. Giggity giggity goo!
Sincerely,
A Family Guy fan
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Quote Of The Day
A comment left by user Raisedbyheathens on Jezebel in response to that atrocious POS 16 and Pregnant show:
I often wonder what would have happened if I had got knocked up as a teenager. I am almost positive my mother would have done to me what I would do if I had a daughter knocked up at 16 or a son who knocked someone up at 16.
Hint- she would have broken both of my legs
And speaking of stupid people breeding, Tila Tequila is a horrible person. I'd say I hope she dies a slow, painful death, but people like her need to be kept on earth. They make me look sane. I can't NOT appreciate people who make me look sane. In fact, sometimes when people go nuts, it actually makes me like them. I despised Britney Spears since the day I first laid eyes on her video, but then Disney tarts like Hilary Duff and stuff started coming onto the scene and then Britney took a one way trip to Crazy Town and shit, I can't hate on her now. And how about Whitney Houston? Bitch is bat shit crazy, but who cares? She can sing! Aw, I love crazy ass people sometimes!
If I ruled the world, every girl would get an iud and every boy would get a condom stapled to his peen on their twelfth birthday. They could then ask for permission to remove said birth control when they were twenty, and if you cursed at your mom or generally acted like a douche, you would be deniedA response later changes the males to vasectomies. I like this idea, although still a bit too mild for my taste, but I do see one problem- pregnancy can occur before 12.
I often wonder what would have happened if I had got knocked up as a teenager. I am almost positive my mother would have done to me what I would do if I had a daughter knocked up at 16 or a son who knocked someone up at 16.
Hint- she would have broken both of my legs
And speaking of stupid people breeding, Tila Tequila is a horrible person. I'd say I hope she dies a slow, painful death, but people like her need to be kept on earth. They make me look sane. I can't NOT appreciate people who make me look sane. In fact, sometimes when people go nuts, it actually makes me like them. I despised Britney Spears since the day I first laid eyes on her video, but then Disney tarts like Hilary Duff and stuff started coming onto the scene and then Britney took a one way trip to Crazy Town and shit, I can't hate on her now. And how about Whitney Houston? Bitch is bat shit crazy, but who cares? She can sing! Aw, I love crazy ass people sometimes!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Quote Of The Day
Childfreedom blog writer on childbearing:
Everyone does it, almost everyone can do it and frankly, it's no accomplishment. I point this out because it is drummed into our heads from day one (especially women's heads) that the biggest accomplishment in life is having children. In fact, whereas fatherhood describes a man, motherhood defines a woman. A woman gets pregnant and the world stops breathing for a collective second - people act as though the seas have parted. Showers are planned, gifts are bought, the baby pops out and people lose their fucking minds. Why? Because two people screwed and it took? Can somebody please tell me what the accomplishment is in that?
Friday, February 12, 2010
An Angry Letter To Mother Nature
Dear Mother Nature:
For the love of God....NO MORE FREAKING SNOW!
Sincerely,
A Mid-Atlantic State Resident
For the love of God....NO MORE FREAKING SNOW!
Sincerely,
A Mid-Atlantic State Resident
Monday, February 8, 2010
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
Advocates push abortion-rights license plate in Va
Do I like the idea of this? Oh yeah. HOWEVER....thanks to the American Taliban, I can save myself the money and just place a "BOMB ME" sign on my car.
Do I like the idea of this? Oh yeah. HOWEVER....thanks to the American Taliban, I can save myself the money and just place a "BOMB ME" sign on my car.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Video Of The Day
The new www.theladders.com commercial:
The Youtube page description is the best:
The Youtube page description is the best:
A majestic herd of office chairs races across the African plains as a team of determined hunters attempts to capture the one giant executive chair in their midst.Bwahahahaha!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Quote Of The Day
A comment by Tim Irby on the Facebook page "Faulkner University presents an evening with Sarah Palin" (from STFU, Conservatives):
I'd love to come but i'll be busy hanging out with Obama and his death panel at our bi-monthly Marxist luau
Monday, February 1, 2010
The Bitch, Please! Of The Day
PETA wants robot groundhog
Yanking that fat little bastard out of a hole to see whether he will see his shadow or not has been going on for how many years? And this gaggle of morons is just now complaining?
PETA, STFU and go back to objectifying women with your stupid ads of naked F-Listers and throwing paint buckets and buckets of flour on rich women in fur instead of people who really deserve it like Michael Vick. Morons.
Yanking that fat little bastard out of a hole to see whether he will see his shadow or not has been going on for how many years? And this gaggle of morons is just now complaining?
PETA, STFU and go back to objectifying women with your stupid ads of naked F-Listers and throwing paint buckets and buckets of flour on rich women in fur instead of people who really deserve it like Michael Vick. Morons.
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