If I ruled the world, every girl would get an iud and every boy would get a condom stapled to his peen on their twelfth birthday. They could then ask for permission to remove said birth control when they were twenty, and if you cursed at your mom or generally acted like a douche, you would be deniedA response later changes the males to vasectomies. I like this idea, although still a bit too mild for my taste, but I do see one problem- pregnancy can occur before 12.
I often wonder what would have happened if I had got knocked up as a teenager. I am almost positive my mother would have done to me what I would do if I had a daughter knocked up at 16 or a son who knocked someone up at 16.
Hint- she would have broken both of my legs
And speaking of stupid people breeding, Tila Tequila is a horrible person. I'd say I hope she dies a slow, painful death, but people like her need to be kept on earth. They make me look sane. I can't NOT appreciate people who make me look sane. In fact, sometimes when people go nuts, it actually makes me like them. I despised Britney Spears since the day I first laid eyes on her video, but then Disney tarts like Hilary Duff and stuff started coming onto the scene and then Britney took a one way trip to Crazy Town and shit, I can't hate on her now. And how about Whitney Houston? Bitch is bat shit crazy, but who cares? She can sing! Aw, I love crazy ass people sometimes!
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