Look! It's Captain Obvious! Part 3

I know, I know, I swore I would never mention her again, but this was just too good to pass up:

Nadya Suleman: I Screwed Up My Life, I Screwed Up My Kids' Lives

Really, Nadya? This is just coming to you now? It took 14 friggin kids to make you realize that you are a royal screw up? Goddamn, it took me no time to realize that I am a royal screw up! Oh, but you will still insist on doing a reality show, won't you? Go ahead, screw up your kids' lives more.

You know, I changed my mind. Now that I think about it, regardless of who those kids live with, people are still going to know them as crazy Nadya's children. Let her keep the damn kids. But take away all the nursing help, any donations, any WIC/disability/foodstamp payments or whatever she receives. Let her clean this mess up herself. Make the irresponsible cow lie in the bed she made for once instead of everyone bailing her out once again. And afterwards, stick her and Kate Gosselin and any other litter producer in a ring and hopefully they will destroy each other.

What is it with these people that feel like they never had love in their loves that they have to go and mass reproduce? Reproducing is the last thing I would think of ever doing if I was in that situation. But then again, most things give me an excuse to not have kids. Bad day at work? Not having kids. Someone cuts me off in traffic? Not having kids. You're welcome!

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Right-Wing Protesters: Birth Control Will Kill You

Remember, though- these people aren't extremists. Blowing up abortion clinics and blowing people's guts out- in the middle of God's house, nonetheless....no, they are absolutely nothing like the radical Islamic terrorists we are currently trying to (and more than likely never will) defeat.

Gee, I never realized that now a killing takes place even if the gamates haven't combined! Really now. How dare women not have that egg fertilized!

Sorry, not all of us have Michelle Duggar fantasies. Some of us women actually decided to live in the post-feminist movement era and not be stay at home breeding machine men slaves. As the saying goes, if that makes us wrong then we do not want to be right.

Sarah Palin Launches New Attacks on Government Stimulus

Absolute nonsense? I'll tell you what is absolute nonsense, Sarah. You ever being picked for vice presidential candidate. You preaching about the wonders of abstinence while not only having your whore daughter get knocked up (possibly twice) out of wedlock, but you more than likely getting knocked up out of wedlock as well. That all the radical gun-bearers are so panicky and frantic over losing their precious guns because of big ol' bad Muslim liberal socialist Obama, even though I haven't heard a peep from Obama about guns since election time (and if someone can provide me with a reputable link arguing against that, I will retract that statement). That we are even still seeing you in the news. And the biggest piece of absolute nonsense? You ever being allowed to become a political figure in the first place.

Hey, Sarah, do you want to know what else is absolute nonsense? Being given no choice but to resign from a job that it took you 2 years to obtain. And then when a company supervisor questions it, the bitch trainer tells her that you quit because you flunked one of the tests. Tests that you scored almost perfect fucking scores on. That is absolute nonsense, Sarah.

And thanks to an unexpected case of the nasties, I found this over on lamebook.com and normally I am not someone who jokes around about suicide, but Caleb's response is so dry and unheartfelt that it made me bust up laughing. Seriously, though- are you that starved and desperate for attention that you have to threaten suicide on friggin' Facebook?

The WTF/Bitch, Please! Of The Day

I couldn't decide which category to group this into. If I felt like it, I would also add a STFU Of The Day section as well. But anyway:

Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births."

Excuse me? Society has a responsibility to help with her kids? Kate, no one put a gun to your head and forced you to go and use fertility drugs, you stupid cunt. But please do us the favor.

I have to laugh how people say this chick is mentally ill. She is not mentally ill. She is just a bitch. I get so tired of reading comments on anyone and this mental illness is being diagnosed and that mental illness is being diagnosed. Can't people just be assholes without having to be mentally ill?

On another note- my training update! I am happy to report that for the past 18 hours, I have not only been attempted brain-washed, I have also enjoy non-stop bashing of other banks and now it's moving onto other businesses as well. It's really starting to annoy me. I am also annoyed with having to be called on like in school, doing oral presentations (yesterday, we had to write an infomercial for a specific account type; look, if I wanted to sit and write infomercials and jingles for stuff, I would work in marketing), and having to do group work. I don't do group work. I like to work on my own and I like to do assignments without them being a race. Look, I am all for fun and games, but when I have to learn something, I want to be serious. I don't want to play bingo or anything. And most of all, I don't want to hear corny ass jokes!

I hope to God that there is a training course evaluation at the end because I am going to rip the hell out of the experience. I want to learn how to do the goddamn job. I don't want to learn why the company is better than X bank or B bank or whatever other bank that isn't it. But hey, if they don't mind paying me $12 an hour to sit on my ass and listen to the brainwashed trainers tell corny jokes and rip apart other companies for 6 hours, whatever. Easy money for me.

I also did an hour of shadowing today, where we were taken over to the building where I will be working and were sat with a banking specialist and watch what they do. And while the 7 or so phone calls my girl handled were not terribly frightening, there was still one call that made me shake my head. Why is it so difficult for people to comprehend that banks cannot just hand out other people's information to them? Whether it is your husband, sister, son, whatever....if your name is not on the account, we cannot provide you the information. It's not that hard to comprehend. Ask yourself this the next time- would you like it if a co-worker of yours called up and demanded to know your account balance and we just told them it? Yeah. Didn't think so. Shut up.

I have to laugh at how a big enforcement is that we are human and its okay to make mistakes. Yeah, try telling that to the customer screaming at you on the other end, expecting you to magically erase their overdraft fee and to replace the missing money. Yeah, they don't see us as human. I don't want to empathize with the customer. I don't care if they are frustrated; there is still no reason to scream at the customer service rep. Last winter (2008), I had sent a letter to cancel a warranty and 2 months went by and I never received my rebate. I called up customer service, they told me it should be coming soon. Another 1 month went by, never seen it. Call again. Told the same thing. Another few weeks go by, nothing. Call a third time. Told the same thing. This time I said I am done and took it to the BBB. And you know what? I got my rebate back not long after that. Two thumbs up, BBB. But the point is, I was frustrated beyond belief and I still did not scream or even speak abruptly to the person on the other line.

It is not our fault you don't know how to balance your damn checkbook. Here is an idea- this is coming from me- when you write a check, write it down and deduct it immediately. My checkbook has never been unbalanced, except a few times I was a couple cents off. And avoid direct withdrawal at all costs. I never, ever allow a company to withdrawal from my account.

Quote Of The Day

Cock full of witty rebuttals....Cajun Boy on the apparent "tea baggin" party:

Hey look...a bunch of "real Americans" got together somewhere in Ohio recently to talk about doing patriotic things like not paying taxes and throwing tea bags at the American flag or something, because that's what heartland conservatives do to show how patriotic they are! Funny how whenever someone runs off to Canada to avoid losing their life in a ill-conceived war that person is branded a traitor, while abstaining from paying taxes because the guy you didn't vote for is the president is somehow considered to be an act of patriotism, isn't it?

I wasn't old enough to pay attention to politics when Bill Clinton was brought into office. Were the rightwing nutbags this nutty then?

God, every day I pray that this country would just split up already. Let the rightwing nutbags have their precious little theocracy where women will become slaves to men and pop out a hundred babies left and right just like that stupid Duggar woman and now her stupid daughter-in-law as well. If God wanted us to have that many babies, maybe He should have made Earth a little more suitable for billions or more of humans.

And if TV is evil, why do you have a TV show?

Random Thoughts

I had my "official" interview on Monday. Can't say how it went. It didn't seem to go as terrible as Target, but I don't think I aced it. I keep thinking of shit I should have said or asked and am kicking myself in the ass for it. I haven't heard back yet, but I am not holding my breath on it. I would like to call but one, I forgot the interviewer's name and two, I have no number. *bangs head on desk* Damn damn damn! I am so damn stupid! I should have asked!

After I was done, I was thinking about some of the answers I gave and I thought, omg, I am just like Sarah Palin. I give answers that probably never answer the question.

Ugh. Oh well. Just gotta keep hoping, I guess.

Vh-1 is stupid. I am still sore with them over last Wednesday, but Sunday I sat and watched 100 Greatest Songs of the 80s and eagerly anticipated to find out what the number 1 song would be, thinking it would probably end up being Michael Jackson or something. Surely I thought "Thriller" or something would be the number 1. So I sit through 4 hours of videos only to come to the number 1 song and it is "Living On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi. Are you fucking kidding me? That is considered the greatest song of the 80s? Bitch, please! There are much better songs than that!

And a few minutes before that, I had to suffer through "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. I almost pissed my pants laughing when they showed a clip of the actors on Laguna Beach singing along with it. They weren't even making any noise, so they were obviously lip synching. They probably didn't even know the words. What a joke. I like Journey, but god, I hate that song with a passion. Journey has much, much better songs than that horrific drunk frat boy singing karaoke piece of shit. Come to think of it, I hated the song long before it was adopted by drunk frat boys and drunk sorority girls. Karaoke is stupid anyway. The only time it is funny is when the person is so plastered they aren't even making any attempt to sound good. The worst is when the person is trying to come off like they are a good singer and they suck eggs.

I am not a big TV person. The only night I faithfully watch new shows usually is Sunday, when the Animation Domination comes on (Simpsons, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, and American Dad). But every so often a show will come on that I actually will get interested in. And then it is yanked off the air to make room for another stupid "reality" show or another stupid cop drama where the female cop is an anal retentive bitch with mommy and/or daddy issues and the partner is an overloaded with testosterone horn dog. I had kind of started to get into Life On Mars. Yanked. I really like watching Eleventh Hour. That might be yanked. This "reality" crap is really starting to piss me off. Why will it not die out? Why do people even watch this shit? And I am not jumping on any bandwagon. I have hated reality TV since it started. I don't know what enjoyment people get out of watching others make complete asses out of themselves. I find it just another step in the direction of this world heading towards becoming like Idiocracy.

I wish we could send every reality show "star" to Iraq and Afghanistan.

I was reading an article in an old Readers Digest yesterday about dictators and it always makes me wonder what turns people into dictators. I am not going to lie; it would probably be a scary idea to ever put me in a position of power because I would more than likely finally develop the backbone I have been so sorely missing and I would probably become quite the dictator. I think the first thing I would do is bring back manditory sterilization. It's kind of hard to say who would be first on the list to do that because there are so many people that need it done, although I am certainly leaning towards a certain someone from California whose name begins with an N.

I think I am going to make a promise that after this one posting, unless something really pisses me off, that I am done complaining about this bitch. Oh, she pisses me off so much and I can't blame the majority of Americans one bit that want to open a can of whoop ass on her. We are pissed. We are losing our jobs, our health insurance, our homes and trying to figure out where the hell our next dollar is going to come from and this cunt has the balls to go and get herself pregnant again through in-vitro fertilization, god knows where the money came from, when she could barely afford the 6 kids she had before and then expects the American taxpayers to pay support for them. Because she was lonely as a child. Give me a break. I had a lonely childhood, too, despite actually having a sibling and you don't see me out popping out babies left and right. And the people who actually have the nerve to defend her blow my mind even more. Oh, it's the doctor's fault. Please. She is every bit as much at fault as the doctor. No one forced her to go and get in-vitro fertilization. She knew what she was doing. If she couldn't afford the 6 she already had, why in hell would she go and try to have another? And then there is this crap of supposedly having a bad back, spending donated money on cosmetics and manicures, and then she doesn't even try to help her mother- the one who spent most of the time raising her fucking brats- not lose her house.

And the back injury crap is so phony, it makes me laugh. She can carry 6 children and then 8 at one time, there are pictures of her playing with the kids, I think even one of her with kids climbing on her while she is on her hands and knees....but she can't work. Bitch, please!

I think the thing that pisses me off the most, aside from the fact that here we go again another irresponsible asshole being rewarded on irresponsible behavior, is how much more of a stigma mental illness is going to get from this bitch.

I am already going to hell, so might as well be honest....if someone pops a cap in her ass, I will laugh my ass off. Better to aim for the baby maker, though.

Look! It's Captain Obvious! Part 2

Octuplet Mom's Second Publicist Quits

Greedy? Nuts? Really? I didn't notice.

Also, not really part of the CO....Jobs Seen Going to Illegal Immigrants

I could post on this and provide proof of why I cannot ever be considered a "liberal", but considering the amount of nastiness I have spewed on here and in the short time since I have woken up, I am just going take a deep breath, I will finish this up while grumbling under my breath, and then I am going to turn off the computer, hop on my bike, and watch Futurama.

Things That Annoy Me Part VIIII

That 70s Show theme song- I do love this show, but it has one of the most annoying theme songs in history

Kate Gosselin- I don't even watch the atrocious show (I might not like kids much, but I refuse to watch any show where people exploit their children), but I see enough clips on The Soup every Friday and somebody seriously needs to punch that bitch in the face. I have never seen a man so pussy whipped in my life as the husband. Not that I would like to see spousal abuse, but she totally has it coming to her if John just turned around and sucker punched her in the face. I think I would watch the show if that happened.

How Do I Look? guests- yeah, sometimes I watch this show. But the guests needing to be made over are annoying. Why do they even bother coming on the show if all their going to do is stand around and whine? But to be fair, I have only seen 2 episodes- the infamous Plum episode and an episode today with some recent high school graduate that liked to dress in the 80s.

The Real Housewives shows- who cares?

Bladders- it could just be me, but mine always seems to fill up at the most inconvient times: the middle of a movie, the moment I finally get down to the beach (which anyone who goes to Wildwood knows the beaches are about a hundred miles out), a long car ride with no close rest stop, right after jumping into a pool, right when I get into the bathtub. If I get in the shower, hell, I'll just go (I clean the tub afterwards!), but I obviously can't do that in a bath!

The Dixie Cup commercials- the ones where they sing "Good Morning". God, please shut up. And what is with the stupid dancing with the shoulders?

The Crystal Light commercials- also please shut up.

Death threats- we all know I am one of the last people to defend that stupid cow from California, but come on. Death threats? Save them. Write death threats first to our lovely bank CEOs that we gave bailout money to that are using the money for luxury spa trips and call girls instead of using it for what it was originally intended for (which frankly, I am not sure of what that is exactly, but I do know the words "luxury spa trips", "high class hookers", and "here you go CEOs and other executives, spoil yourselves until you give new meaning to the word "spoil"!" are not in there) and then spend your time writing death threats to the octomom.

That "Let's Go Racing, Boys" song at the end of NASCAR races- damn that Darrell Waltrip

Random Thoughts

I saw something on today that I haven't seen on in a while- Trigger Happy TV. I remember that used to always be on Comedy Central. I used to always laugh at the big telephone. Of course, when I found out that a million other people found it funny as well, it lost its humor value. Is it me or do things always seem to lose their humor when a lot of people find it funny? I thought that Stains the dog thing on The Soup was hilarious until it started to pop up on every single webpage I visited. Why do channels stop playing shows? I wish CC would bring back Kids In The Hall.

Happy Mardi Gras! The AOL logo must have showed it's boobs off today. It has beads. See?!

I just walked out in the kitchen where my mom has Oprah on and the father of the octuplet mom is on. He doesn't understand why people are focusing on the negatives. Really? You don't understand why? Un-fucking-believable. The American people are outraged because our tax dollars are going to this delusional selfish cow who is using the money to fatten up her lips and for manicures. Not to mention many of us would like to know how she paid for IVF and how can someone with such a bad back be able to carry 8 babies. This bitch is delusional beyond belief to think that obtaining her masters degree is 1. automatically going to get her a job and 2. going to give her a job that pays enough to cover the care of 14 children. Too bad. If this was Idiocracy, she would be declared an unfit mother and the children would probably be taken away and placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

Is a day ever going to come again when irresponsibility stops being rewarded? Why are none of my irresponsible actions ever rewarded? Am I not irresponsible enough or something?

Speaking of irresponsibility, each day that goes by, I get more and more tempted to just pack everything up and move. I am completely and utterly bored with my life and even going back to work is not going to solve the problem. I want change and since suicide seems to be out of the question, I want to get out of here and just start over somewhere.

I need to call back about the call center job I mentioned before. I can't let this slip through, but I feel like I am being punched in the stomach every time I think about calling. And trying to talk to someone about how fearful I am is useless because they just do not get it. No matter how many times I tell myself that I shouldn't take getting screamed at personally, that I am surely not the first or the last to get screamed at on the phone, it still does not help. One of the worst things to do is to just give in to the social anxiety, but I can't just throw myself into a high contact social situation either, unless I would like to experience another mental breakdown again.

I have been in a horrible rut the past few days. I sleep about 10 hours and barely can get up when the time comes. My head feels like its stuck in the mud and I am exhausted the entire day, yet when I finally climb into bed, my mind starts running and I toss and turn for over an hour. I just want to climb into bed, pull the covers over my head and never leave. I am starting to get the same feeling I had after I got out of the hospital- just say the hell with life and go to a psychiatric hospital for the rest of my life. I'm done with this life thing.

Random Thoughts VIII

How To Do A Push Up - WikiHow

I like this part:

NEVER do a pushup with your palms flat on the ground, as doing so puts your wrists in a very unnatural position with all your weight on them, which can cause them severe discomfort, strain, and permanent damage

Yet look at the picture of the ambitious looking military dude.

You know, I would start bitching about the crazy ass bitch from California, but I am done. I don't even feel like bitching about Sarah Palin anymore. On a side note, I think I may have just found someone that makes my blood boil more than her.

I just would like to know one thing- why do children with ADHD and a speech impediment need to be on disability? My mother's best friend has osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis and she was denied disability quite a few times. Actually, make it 2 things- I would like to know how this chick has a bad enough "back injury" that she has to be out of work, but can carry 8 babies at one time? Give me a fucking break. My mother had a bad back before she got pregnant with me and when she did, went through hell with her back and she only had one baby and only gained 15 pounds.

Most pages I have been on, it has been equal on responses to this case. I have come across a few defending this stupid cow and it makes me wonder how differently their responses would be if this was a single African-American woman doing this. Or a single lesbian. Or a Democrat/liberal/whatever. Or look at the Duggars- how would the fundie religious right be behaving towards the show if everything was exactly the same....but the family was liberal or black or Hispanic.

What I do want to bitch about is Hilary Duff. Bitch needs a good smack upside her head. I have never seen Faye Dunaway act, but judging by her awards and credits, she already sounds like a much better actress than Duff Stuff (if you can ever call her one). If she wants to pass herself off as mature, she should have either thought long and hard before opening her mouth or just not opened it period. Now people can stand there and say (usually Duff fans) that Faye instigated it, but apparently a lot of people do not realize that when people reach a certain age, the filtering of what they say starts to deteriorate. But its not like what she said was false. Face it, Duff, your "acting" and your "singing" sucks. Your acting even sucked on a silly show like The Andy Milonakis Show. Which is actually a pretty funny show. I just watched it for the first time last night.

But I missed Wonder Showzen, which infuriated me because MTV2 plays it about every 546 days and I was too damn tired to stay up and watch it last night. That show takes "screwed-up" to a whole new level. And that is why I like it so much.

I know there is no pleasing people in this world, but for people like Elizabeth Hasselidiot and most of Fox News and its audience, there is absolutely nothing Obama could do that could please them. If he waved his hand and single handedly fixed the economy, banned abortion and gay marriage, reunited Christianity and state, destroyed Al-Queda, and killed Bin Laden with his bare hands, they would still curse him and find something to bitch about.

Although I suspect why, judging by the date and when I accidently bumped my boobs the other day and I almost tore the door off, I have been ridiculously emotional lately. Normally, watching Animal Cops, I get upset and want to beat the crap out of all the people that get arrested. Over the weekend, though, I watched it and I cried both days I watched it. The first day was the South Africa one and the cop went to get a German Shepherd looking dog and the whole time, the thing cried and it's crying was really getting to me until I finally started to cry. The next day was the Philadelphia one and (no surprise here) the cops took pitbulls out there were being used for fighting and only one was able to be kept alive. But the one that was most aggressive- this thing tore right through the metal cage!- was shown all covered in blood after doing so and despite it's horribly aggressive nature, it just bothered me because the dog didn't ask for that life and thanks to some fucking low lifes, now it had to lose it's life. Grrrrr, I really hate people sometimes.

Things That Annoy Me Part VII

The term "Kool-Aid"- god, I am really starting to get sick of it. I have to wonder how many jerks who flood comment sections complaining about all of us that "drank the Obama Kool-Aid" are currently drinking the Sarah Palin Kool-Aid. Obama fans have nothing on this bitch's fans

Forwards- I can't believe these things even still exist. I think people are well aware by now that they will not die if they do not send the email out to 245,586,248 people in the next 5 seconds

That whole "why do hot dogs come in backs of 10 (or 6) blah blah blah"- I don't know about the rest of the world, but the hot dogs we buy come in packs of 8, as do our buns. And now I am going to go laugh for 20 minutes because I said "our buns".

TV Stations that play the same movies over and over again- which is most of them. If I have to see Spider-Man, Fantastic 4, A Cinderella Story, Bring It On (1 through 123), Drumline, Independence Day, I Robot, Wedding Crashers, Van Helsing, and about a hundred more movies that I can't think of right this second one more time, I am going to kill my television

Microsoft- somehow I think MS will be appearing quite often on this list. I have been hearing that Windows 7 is not that good and the more I read about Microsoft, the more I am starting to get convinced that maybe, just maybe, my next computer should be a Mac. But then I think of having to buy a new printer and all that and I get discouraged. I don't think I would have trouble learning OS X, but how would my current files work on it? There is software to run Windows on a Mac, but the computer will cost me enough as it is. I won't exactly be wanting to run out and drop another $70 on software. The main reason I look at Mac is for the obvious- security- but with my luck, I'd finally buy one and an abundance of Mac viruses will explode on the market, thus almost completely defeating my purpose of buying a Mac. Maybe I should just try Linux or something

Overprotective parents- you know what I am talking about. The ones that will hire babysitters or stick their brats in daycare, but no one is ever good enough to take care of their children. If the kid falls down and gets a bruise, they have a heart attack and scream that no one protected their little monster from the big cruel world. If the teacher tells them that their kid beat up every kid in the classroom, they'll freak out and scream about how there is no way that their precious little angel would do something like that, even if the kid is standing there among all the other kids and is the only one not crying and bruised. Now this doesn't apply to every parent out there, but since the parents I encountered at the daycare I worked at that were the most protective were mothers who didn't even need to be working, here is something....if no one is good enough take care of your bastard, stop being so fucking greedy and take care of the kid yourself. Stop worrying about what every Hollywood celebrity has and be a fucking parent. You CANNOT protect your child from every danger in the world. And yes, your child is quite capable of being a little bastard. Take it from a former TA- we would know; we spend more time with the kid than you do

Celebrities who spend every waking hour with another, say they are not dating, and then get married a few weeks later- please. Spare us the idiot act, Hollywood. America isn't that stupid. If you say "oh, we're just friends", we know you are not.

The human body- it pisses me off. No matter how good you take care of it, something can still go wrong. I do the full 2 minutes of teeth brushing twice a day, not to mention I have sealants, and still end up with cavities, yet most men I know never brush their teeth and never have cavities

The dramatic zooming in and blinking of the eye on medical mystery shows like Mystery Diagnosis- what is the point of it?

People who slurp food or make any kind of noise while eating- there is not much in the world that annoys me than this, especially when there is no reason to do it. I know people do it with spaghetti and hot soup and that makes me stabby enough, but practically everyone in my family is notorious for it and they will do it with cereal, warm soup, fruit cups, and god knows what else. And they wonder why I hate eating dinner with them. I can't even see the word "slurp" without wanting to go into a homicidal rage. It's nasty.

Moron celebrities who open their mouth and use derogaroty terms, and then play the victim card by saying they didn't mean what they said- It's not what they say that annoys me; it's how they stand there and say they didn't mean it. You either did or you're just stupid. Stop lying. If you hate a particular group, just say it already. Don't stand there and call someone the N word or related term and then say you didn't mean it because there had to have been some reason you decided to use it. No tolerant person will just use words like that.

The song "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor- I liked it the first school dance I went to. And then it started to play at the next one. And the one after that. And then every wedding I went to. And then I started to hear it in every movie where a break-up occurs. Enough is enough. It is first on my list of songs that are NOT ALLOWED to be played at my wedding.

The octuplet mother- I can't even look at her without wanting to punch her in her ridiculous looking lipped face. DYFS, make yourself fucking useful for once. I can't believe this bitch wants to be a counselor. Bitch shouldn't be anywhere near psychiatric facilities, unless she is a patient.

Vermont Teddy Bears- really? People actually will spend like $90 for a frigging teddy bear? Please. Just save the money and buy me a nice piece of jewelry for under a $100. It can be found.

Things I Don't Get 2

Is it me or does it seem like everyone and their fucking grandmother is on fertility drugs? How many of these people even need them? And yet everyone wants to know why kids are coming out fucked up. Gee, has anyone ever stopped to think that maybe, just maybe, it might have something to do with the sudden influx of women who because they don't get pregnant in a month, they decide there must be something wrong with them and they go on fertility drugs?

I, of course, am bringing this up in wake of the octuplets recently born. I thought it was kind of cool when I first heard about it. Until I heard the woman isn't even married. And already has 6 kids. And lives with her parents. And has filed bankruptcy. How on earth did she even afford fertility treatments? And why did she need it if she already had six fucking children?

Call me a fascist, commie, whatever the hell you want, but I wish we would do like China and start limiting people on births. Just maybe raise the limit to 2 or 3 a couple and no killing of the female infant when it is born. You can't make babies without females. I wish we would bring back manditory sterilization as well. This woman screams welfare queen. Honestly- how long is it before our tax dollars are going to pay for this irresponsible bitch, if they already are not? I don't know why I threw such a fit when I found out my mother was taking me to apply for welfare. I shouldn't have to feel guilty to ask for it because 1) god knows I am not going to spend the rest of my life on it and 2) it's not like I have never worked; I've paid taxes and into the system; therefore, I shouldn't feel guilty to ask for a few months of government assistant. It just aggravates the shit out of me how irresponsible low lifes like this can get anything and everything handed to them.

This is what aggravates me about people who bitch me out for not wanting children. Unlike many people out there, I know I am not financially stable to raise a child, I know I am not mentally or emotionally stable to raise a child, and I know I am irresponsible as hell....so why is no one thanking me for not popping out a little shit that will just be a burden on the tax payer system?

I found a good comment on CBS.com, by a user named janie_super:

seriously.. why is it that people with too many kids who dont believe in birth control always recieve the blessings and charities of society, while people who join the military to serve their country end up drunk sleeping on the street in their old age?

Incredibly, incredibly good point.

Banks make no sense. Aside from the fact that my father was late on a couple credit card payments, banks refuse to give us a loan because we do not own our land. If it was paid off, we would own our house. But they still will not give us one because of the whole land thing. It's stupid. Why is it that people in apartments can get loans, where they do not own anything, but we can't get a loan? Our house could be used as collateral! Really, does anyone actually own their land?

More Choice Complaining

I watched some quirky Lifetime movie a couple months ago and in it a teenager had been knocked up and one day in class, she asks her teacher her opinion on abortion. After the teacher states that she is pro-choice, the girl starts bitching about how is abortion fair to people who cannot have children and frankly, I don't see how that is people's problem. While we're at it, should we start forcing people who make a choice to not have children to have babies because there are people out there who can't have children? Fuck that. Yeah, it sucks to want children but not be able to have them, but any way you look at it, there are still going to be people who dislike abortion and will have babies that are given up for adoption. There are millions of babies in the world. Adopt one from another country! Using people who cannot have children as an excuse for banning abortion is a very poor excuse.

I like the ones who are really adamant against abortion that state allowing abortion is going to end humanity. Abortion has been legalized in the US for decades. Has humanity died out yet? No. The world population is enormous. Humanity will not die out due to abortion. Not when you have people like that Alaskan idiot or families like the Duggars or 99.9% of the patients my sister takes care of that don't know how to close their legs. What an absurd statement.

I was watching Jon Stewart one morning before I went out Christmas shopping and he had Mike Huckabee on and they were discussing gay marriage and Mike Huckabee mentioned about children being created through heterosexual marriages. I mean, obviously that is true, as it takes egg and sperm to do so (although, I thought at one point they managed to create an embryo with two eggs; I was either not paying enough attention or was unknowingly drugged), but it is still not a reason to create a ban on gay marriage because, once again, we will still have people who will get knocked up out-of-wedlock and have babies.

Ugh, it is just so absurd.

I have been seeing an awful lot of pictures of Madonna lately from performances and it got me thinking that how can people make fun of Lady Miss Kier for gaining weight? She looks a hell of a lot better looking than Madonna! Madonna is frightening looking. Women should not have veins like that. Yuck. Every time I see pictures of her, I want to scratch my eyeballs out.

I just finally got around to requesting Towa Tei on Myspace. It's kind of mean, but half of the time I forget he even was a part of the group. It always seemed like all Lady Miss Kier and Dmitry. And forget even remembering about Ani being in the group. What the hell ever happened to him anyway? Did he drop off of the face of the earth or something?

And since it just came on to remind me, I was watching Current earlier and they were discussing Bettie Page's death and they showed a clip of her dancing and I thought, shit, I know that dance, where in the hell have I seen it before? And then it finally came to me- Lady Miss Kier did the same dance in the video for "Runaway" at about 1:30 into the video! And since I brought it up: