The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Right-Wing Protesters: Birth Control Will Kill You

Remember, though- these people aren't extremists. Blowing up abortion clinics and blowing people's guts out- in the middle of God's house, nonetheless....no, they are absolutely nothing like the radical Islamic terrorists we are currently trying to (and more than likely never will) defeat.

Gee, I never realized that now a killing takes place even if the gamates haven't combined! Really now. How dare women not have that egg fertilized!

Sorry, not all of us have Michelle Duggar fantasies. Some of us women actually decided to live in the post-feminist movement era and not be stay at home breeding machine men slaves. As the saying goes, if that makes us wrong then we do not want to be right.

Sarah Palin Launches New Attacks on Government Stimulus

Absolute nonsense? I'll tell you what is absolute nonsense, Sarah. You ever being picked for vice presidential candidate. You preaching about the wonders of abstinence while not only having your whore daughter get knocked up (possibly twice) out of wedlock, but you more than likely getting knocked up out of wedlock as well. That all the radical gun-bearers are so panicky and frantic over losing their precious guns because of big ol' bad Muslim liberal socialist Obama, even though I haven't heard a peep from Obama about guns since election time (and if someone can provide me with a reputable link arguing against that, I will retract that statement). That we are even still seeing you in the news. And the biggest piece of absolute nonsense? You ever being allowed to become a political figure in the first place.

Hey, Sarah, do you want to know what else is absolute nonsense? Being given no choice but to resign from a job that it took you 2 years to obtain. And then when a company supervisor questions it, the bitch trainer tells her that you quit because you flunked one of the tests. Tests that you scored almost perfect fucking scores on. That is absolute nonsense, Sarah.

And thanks to an unexpected case of the nasties, I found this over on lamebook.com and normally I am not someone who jokes around about suicide, but Caleb's response is so dry and unheartfelt that it made me bust up laughing. Seriously, though- are you that starved and desperate for attention that you have to threaten suicide on friggin' Facebook?