The WTF Of The Day (Year, Century, Etc)

Trump is the most admired man in 2020, beating Obama, who's held the top spot on the Gallup list for the past 12 years

 

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'Melania Antoinette': First lady faces backlash after unveiling tennis pavilion at the White House

Millions infected, hundreds of thousands dead, PPE shortages, unemployment, election officials' lives being threatened because your husband is a big fucking sissy and can't accept that he lost....but all is great! Melania had a tennis court....my bad, tennis pavilion built!

You ma'am, are a world class cunt.

ETA 9:17PM: Apparently this was her response back in March when she first posted about it:

I encourage everyone who chooses to be negative & question my work at the @WhiteHouse to take time and contribute something good & productive in their own communities

We did. It's called we did our American duty and voted your asshole husband out of office. 

Here's some things to think about:

Photos show what happens when you get severe COVID-19 and why you don't want to get it now (yahoo.com)

Incarcerated Texans enlisted to work in county morgue as COVID-19 deaths overwhelm El Paso

Doctor recreates what COVID patients see in the moments before they die

And referencing a Canadian doctor, but not any less haunting:

'I care about you': Heart-wrenching image of Alberta ICU doctor sparks calls for more discipline in COVID-19 response

Fuck you, fuck your husband, fuck your stepchildren and biological child, fuck the entire administration. May you all burn in the deepest level of hell one day, you rotten sociopathic pieces of shit.

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Susan G. Komen Partners With Fracking Firm, Despite Possible Cancer Links

You're kidding me, right?

Just keep on shooting yourself in the foot, Komen.

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Woman Gives Birth to Lizard, Is Accused of Witchcraft

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Michael Anthony Kerr, Inmate With Schizophrenia, Died Of Thirst After 35 Days Of Solitary

But mental health care in this country is supposed to be better than it was back in the day, right?

There is no excuse for a person who is solely mentally ill to be in a prison. None whatsoever. Not that a psychiatric hospital may be much better, but it has to be a little more humane.

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Ebola Clinic Is Looted In Liberian Capital's Largest Slum

Let me get this straight- the residents are pissed that Ebola victims were brought to their town, so they decide the answer is to raid the quarantine center and loot contaminated items? WAT

That would have been like me going in and demanding to have my adrenal glands removed during the height of my Addison's fear phase. I think. Does that comparison make sense? I think it does. Then again, I am so damn tired right now I can't even see straight.

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In one of my "ovulation bleeding" Google searches, I came across this article and found this bit:

Ovulation spotting is actually considered to be a sign of fertility by many experts.

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isles of bruises

He's wearing a woman's night gown, isn't he

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Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda on CHVRCHES, Haim, & Vampire Weekend: it's "Disney commercial music"

At first I thought he was knocking MGMT and the shanks were about to come out, but then I realized he wasn't. I think. But either way, who in the hell is Linkin Park to say anything about music sounding the same? With the exception of a few songs, all of their songs sound exactly the same! Take a seat, Linkin Park. Many, many seats.

And all of those people dissing Imagine Dragons on page 3 need to sit as well. They're probably basing their opinion on one or two songs. Whether you like their music or not, you can't read articles about them or read their Twitter (especially Dan's) and tell me they aren't really nice guys (especially Dan). Then again, this is the same place where there are legitimate fans of worthless people like Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan and people like Hilary Duff, reality stars, etc and everyone's idea of a smart hilarious comment is "white people". Ooo we hate white people! They're all so damn stupid and evil! Lemme complain about how much I hate white people on a celebrity blog and lemme choose one of my many icons of some white celebrity to go with my I hate white people comment!

Screw you, Mike:

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Radio 104.5 - Philadelphia's Alternative

No Andrew?

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'Endometriosis is a garbage bag disorder' Dr Drew insults countless sufferers of the painful ailment

First off, a functional disorder is defined as "a medical condition that impairs the normal function of a bodily process, but where every part of the body looks completely normal under examination, dissection or even under a microscope" (wiki). Endometriosis is usually diagnosed through laparoscopy; endometrial implants will generally be seen through laparoscopy. But I guess you would know that if you actually took the time to practice medicine and not exploit people's issues on TV for profit or took time from your busy pimping out of GlaxoSmithKline drugs schedule.

Second, if what I am experiencing every month is ever confirmed to be endometriosis, then I will hunt this jackwagon down, kick him in his lower left quadrant and lower back (those are the usual areas I experience that deep burning cramping throughout my entire cycle), and then jam something up his entire rectum. There are a host of other symptoms I'd like to make him experience as well, but I'd have to summon a voodoo doll for those.

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isles of bruises

Why do they look so.....NORMAL?

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MMGGMMTT (whoisMGMT) on Twitter

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

The Flaming Lips and Miley Cyrus Covering the Beatles With MGMT's Andrew VanWyngarden

This pains me to speak ill, as "Vaseline" will always be a part of my childhood, but....has Wayne Coyne lost his fucking mind or something? Seriously, dude. What are you, like 50? And you're taking drugs with some no talent hick who is just slightly over legal? And out of all of the people in the world with actual talent, THIS is who you choose to collaborate with?

But the worst part of all....oh, Andrew.....PERCHÉ?!

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Yesterday's Dear Abby:

DEAR ABBY: I'm a single mother of a beautiful 2-year-old daughter. I have always pictured myself as a mom of four little princesses. When I fantasized about having children, I imagined fairy tales, ballet, cheerleading, dress-up, tea parties - all girl things.
Now I'm expecting a little boy and I feel heartbroken. When I learned my first was a girl, I couldn't wait to meet her. I bought her everything pink and frilly. Here I am, eight weeks from my due date, and I have yet to buy this baby a single thing. When I look at baby boy items, I become severely depressed.
I'm no longer with the baby's father. He and his family are very excited about the baby, as he will be the only male grandchild for this generation. The truth is, the more I think about it, the more I am pulled in the direction of signing over my parental rights to my ex. At least he really wants him, whereas I don't.
I know this sounds terrible and selfish. I feel like a monster, but I can't help it. My dad says I shouldn't even allow my ex to visit our son in the hospital after he's born. No one will listen to how I feel. They keep saying my feelings will change after the baby is born, but I doubt it. I just need some guidance.

Look, I can understand the power of hormones and how irrational they can make someone feel, but....this letter is just terrible. She IS selfish and a monster. Lady, please do the world a HUGE favor and stop breeding. And just because you have a girl doesn't mean she will actually grow up to fulfill your sick outdated fantasies. Four little princesses. JFC *walks off grumbling*

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Cops: Man robbed of rock salt at gunpoint

Wow, I have heard salt supplies were getting low, but come on.

This winter needs to end already.

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So I get this email from the NJ Department of Labor today:

Tax Form 1099-G "Certain Government Payments" will no longer be mailed to recipients of Unemployment Insurance benefits in New Jersey. You will be able to obtain this information by using our online 1099-G Income Tax Statement application.

Form 1099-G reports the total taxable unemployment compensation paid to any individual who received New Jersey Unemployment Insurance (UI) benefits for a specific calendar year.

The online 1099-G application will be available in late January 2014 and it will provide you with your New Jersey Department of Labor and Workforce Development (LWD) 1099-G Income Tax Statement, which you can View and Print through the online application. LWD will advise you when this information becomes available.

To use the online 1099-G application, go to the Unemployment Insurance page of the LWD website at www.njuifile.net . Once you have signed into the application, click on View/Print 1099-G Tax Statement and then simply click continue after reviewing the instructions.

You will need your online user ID, password and Personal Identification Number (PIN) to access your tax information. Before trying to access your tax information, you must have a PIN. If you cannot remember your PIN or are having difficulty with it, please contact one of our Regional Call Centers for assistance.

Are you kidding me, unemployment? Like I am going to remember my user ID and password? I haven't been on unemployment in over a half a year!

Also....folks, it's really fucking cold out.

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Judge Says Drunk Teen Is Too Rich to Pay the Price for Killing Four People

I.....I don't even know where to begin with this. Actually, yes I do:

According to news reports, a psychologist hired by 16-year-old Ethan Couch said the teenager was a victim of “affluenza,” a condition caused by the sort of absurdly permissive home life that comes with being wealthy.

This is a prime example of what is wrong with mental health care. Affluenza? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Equating a rich spoiled brat with mental illness is nothing short of an insult.

And it is absolutely true that if a poor kid or a minority did this, they'd have the book thrown at them. This little rich shit doesn't deserve to go to jail. He deserves to be struck down and killed by a stray bolt of lightening, as does the judge and his poor rotten excuse for parents. Also, was there a jury? Because if there was, they should all be ashamed of themselves as well.

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I guess the guinea worm story wasn't nightmare inducing enough for me this week:

VIDEO: 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside Elderly Woman

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It Might Be Possible To Give HPV To Yourself

Wait....what? So now you can possibly give yourself an STD just by touching yourself?

Oh well. At least I still can't impregnate myself.