The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Reportedly from the Palin spokesperson on Levi's appearence on Tyra:

Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship

This is a joke, right?

Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence

Uh....didn't Bristol say that abstinence is unrealistic? Now she is advocating it? What, is she gonna teach a class or something? Hey, I'll sign up for her class on abstinence. Right after I sign up for Bush's class on linguistics and Dick Cheney's class on hunting.

Bitch, please! Bristol, after Paris Hilton and basically 99% of Hollywood, you are the last person I want to be taking abstinence advice from. I don't need to. I actually, albeit unwittingly, engage in it. And the best part of it all? My mom didn't even advocate it to me, let alone all of America! You being chosen for advocating abstinance is a huge slap in the face to those who actually follow it.

It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the child

Exploit....ugh, I am not going to come up with a response to this or my head will explode.

Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions.

Bristol has realized her mistake. Has Old Man McCain realized his yet?

Judging by some of the blogs I read and considering the religious right looks at this baby as practically the second coming of God, I am seriously starting to believe I am the only person in the world who has absolutely no sympathy for Bristol. And if this is really her second baby....how can you honestly feel sorry for her? Learn to use some fucking birth control, moron. And don't give me shit that rubbers and pills and all that are against your religion because last time I checked, sex before marriage is frowned upon as well.

Before, I would have said the only thing I would feel sorry for Bristol for is having Sarah as a mother, but she seems to be a stupid cunt just like her mother, so any sympathy evaporated.

I hate to admit it, but Levi is actually kind of hot in some pictures. I wouldn't dare let him geschmoegen my gaflavity with his googus, though. Not without level 4 biohazard protection. Lord knows where that googus has been or where that, and I quote a commentor on Cajun Boy, large tittied whore's gaflavity was before it was geschmoegened by his googus. *shudders*

An Angry Letter To John McCain

Dear Mr. McCain:

First, let me start off by saying, I did not vote for you. I was never intending to because the Democratic candidates stand more for what I believe in than you do. Picking Sarah Palin as your vice presidential candidate really sealed the deal on me never voting for you. I have nothing against a woman candidate (I would think not, considering I am one and I was also originally voting for Hilary), but I have everything against radical religious Bible thumpers, regardless of sexual gender. Yes, I am an intolerant person. That is why I do not call myself a liberal.

Aside from that, the reason I am writing you this letter is not to gloat that you lost. No, I thought you handled your losing of the election quite well and I liked how you pretty much told everyone to knock it off when they booed while giving your surrender speech.

No, I am writing to you to curse you for ever starting the Joe the Plumber shit! Every time I see that bald hillbilly with no plumbing license, I think of you and how much I want to smack you for every giving him his celebrity status!

Sincerely,
An American Citizen (although your extreme right party members would say otherwise)

PS: Here is a picture of a capuchin monkey. Isn't it hysterical? I did always like Spike from the Ace Ventura movies, although I can't say I can look at monkeys the same after reading The Hot Zone.

Quote Of The Day

I initially was not going to post one because I am in such a foul mood, but I visited the Huffington Post, which I haven't been on since after Election Day, and I found this comment left by a user named method:

Joe the plumber should just flush himself. Your 15 minutes are up.

So, Mr. The Plumber....you're appalled by John McCain? Wow, way to be thankful to the man who made you what you are today. I'll leave the definition of that up to you and the general public.

And a comment left from a Myspace user who calls himself That Sexy Man From Myspace on Paul van Dyk's Myspace page under one of his pictures (copied and pasted, complete with spelling errors):

have you ever ythought about declaring yourself as a god? It's a good idea you will have many followers in your religeon! Dude i just really want to thank you for the beautifull music which you create out of your mind so it can be heard by all of us around the world. THANKS PAUL.......

Where Have You Gone, Mr. John McCain?

I mentioned before that I am reading Crimes Against Nature and in it, there were several mentions of John McCain and Joe Lieberman and both of them were doing good stuff when it comes to the environment. What happened?

I am almost finished the book- about 20 pages left- and of all I have read so far, last night's final chapter was the one that has gotten to me the most. It was talking about the Kuehne Chemical Company in NJ and what could happen if terrorists got a hold of the chemicals. And this isn't the only chemical plant in NJ. There are eight total. And John Corzine, who everyone condemns to just be this awful lousy man, introduced a bill to reduce the risk of an attack. And it passed....until chemical industry associations started to whine and cry. And then the bill was killed. It makes me fucking sick.

And then the chapter went on to talk about the security of nuclear power plants and the lax security on them. It makes you feel nice and safe to know that fucking Disney World and Disneyland are no-fly zones, but a nuclear power plant can be safe to fly over? Now I am not someone who is terrified of death, but nuclear and chemical attacks are a whole other story, although I still strongly believe that with the toxicity of NJ, if a bomb were dropped on NJ, it would probably disinegrate in the air before reaching the ground.

More Good News, Everyone!

Robert F. Kennedy: Environmental Protection Agency Head?

Oh, Obama, please pick him! This will really make my week! I am in the middle of Crimes Against Nature and I think he would really do a good job. I don't get why on review sites a lot of people think he rants too much in the book; I guess as someone who rants a lot as well wouldn't see it. To be honest, I have never been much of an environmentalist. I am not an anti-environmentalist, far from it, but I have never been one to chain myself to trees or anything like that. But the stuff I am reading that the Bush Administration is allowing to happen is depressing. I suspect Cheney has more to do with it than Bush.

God! I still cannot believe he won! It still hasn't sunk in. Call me sadistic, but I never felt so much pleasure looking through the Huffington Post's slideshow of McCain supporters after the election was called. Now they know how we have felt the past 2 elections, although the big difference is, we won the election fair and square. We won by not behaving extremely dirty (frankly, I don't even see where Obama EVER played "dirty"). We won by not suppressing voters.

In the last weeks of the election, I worried about a few things- 1. an extremely damaging October surprise, 2. election stealing and 3. a possible Bradley effect (I was starting to worry that the constant talking of it would make people actually start to bring on a Bradley effect; you know how gullable the population is; they hear something and then start to mimic it, like when some idiot decides to shoot up a school, then for the next few weeks, you end up with multiple copycats). Back after the Republican Convention, I was depressed as hell. I kept thinking, we are going to lose this. Again. People are going to vote for someone because they think with their dicks, neverminding the fact that McCain is the candidate.

Most McCain supporters are some of the most hateful people I have ever been acquainted with. It astonishes me, especially with the ones that call themselves good Christians. McCain mentions his name and the crowd boos last night. Did you hear any booing when Obama mentioned McCain? No. What McCain supporters think will become of this country is absurd. Like we really want the religious right pushing their backwards ass ways on us. I don't know what Americans want from a president. Grow up. They're never going to do everything you want. I may be a Democrat, but I do not support illegal immigration. Do any of my candidates feel the same way? No, but it's less I disagree with than with most Republican candidates. Tell me again what Bush has done to stop illegal immigration. Because I don't know about any of you, but all I see in the state of NJ is illegal immigrants. And not ones that want to work.

What makes me laugh the most is when college students cry about socialism and Obama. A present college student making $250,000 a year? Get real. What's the matter? Are you mad that Mommy and Daddy won't be able to spoil you as much? Darn. I guess you'll have to learn responsibility.

Back before I watched NASCAR, I was one of those people who believed the stereotype of dumb redneck, racist Republican hillbillies being their base crowd. When I started to watch it, I dismissed the stereotype. Then, as I got more into and met fans on their community, I realized just how much the stereotype rings true. And my NASCAR friends on Myspace just further proved my point.

Hot Friggin DOG! YES WE COULD!

We won! Someone I voted for actually won!

(well, actually I voted for- please don't throw anything at me, fellow NJ residents- Corzine, but that doesn't count.)

I am so fucking relieved. I am so relieved I never have to hear about Joe the Plumber again or hear that horrible banshee screech anymore. My uterus is relieved that for the next 4 years I can still make a choice.

I am also glad to see that Lautenberg and Adler won as well. They were the only other 2 I voted for. Call me a bad voter, but I didn't bother voting for any other NJ candidate because frankly, my town is going to blow no matter who runs it. It will continue to be a town with no sidewalks or stores in walkable distance. It will continue to be a town that refuses to build moderate income housing and that responds to criticism with "if you people can't afford to live in our town, then you'll just have to leave". It will continue to be a town that protests low income housing because of violence and drugs, while protesting it with violence and while the same bastards that protest it have spoiled rotten bastard children that get drunk and high every weekend. It will continue to be a town that builds and builds and builds, causing schools to be overcrowded, leading to more schools being built, so then they can build even more houses and bringing the circle back around again. Do I dislike it here? You have no idea.

Anyway, I thought McCain's speech was good and I liked that he silenced his supporters when they booed Obama. That, to me, seemed like the McCain people always talk about. I didn't even know who McCain was until this year. It almost makes me feel a little sorry for him because he does seem like a really nice guy. He just acted horrible, though. He ran such a dirty campaign, although I suspect that four-eyed Alaskan bitch had more to do with the dirtiness of the campaign than McCain.

Now, I could receive a lot of slack for this, but to show what a good guy he is, I think Obama should offer McCain a position on his cabinet. McCain doesn't have to accept it, but it can at least show that Obama can "reach across the aisle".

Now, please, Obama, do not make me regret voting for you! Please do not make me, and millions of others, have to apologize for voting for you!

One more thing- what do they do since Biden won the Senate seat in Delaware?

The Wrath Of McCain

I never minded John McCain much in the beginning. I mean, I didn't want him, that was for certain. When he chose Sarah Palin, I got all but 5 minutes to give her a chance. Frankly, I am still trying to find what was so great about her convention speech that people just absolutely rave about and I think I may be searching a long time for an answer. All I heard was a bunch of Obama slamming and praising of herself and nothing about what the McCain Administration would do for the country. I thought less of John McCain, but after watching the debates, I can finally see why people say he is truly a scary man that should not be anywhere near the White House.

I am referring to his temper, of course. As someone with a pretty explosive temper, I know I certainly would not want me to be near the WH. I would be a president who if a foreign leader even so much as gave me a dirty look, I would be declaring war. If someone as mild as Obama could get under McCain's skin the way he does, can you imagine McCain talking with Middle Eastern or Russian leaders? We would probably be in a hundred different wars.

I keep thinking about the idiots who scream "kill him!" and "off with his head!" (what is this? fucking Alice in Wonderland?) and I have to wonder if these blockheads ever think of Obama's children when they are screaming this? Just take a minute and picture yourself one of the girl's ages and hearing people screaming "kill him!" about your father. Pretty upsetting, isn't it?

I am going to leave you with a message from Lady Miss Kier: