The Stupid/WHAT THE FUCK Of The Day

Texas Congressman Says We Should Ban Abortion Because Fetuses Masturbate

WUT

The WTF Of The Day

North Dakota Abortion Ban Signed By Governor Jack Dalrymple

"Terrifying" does not even begin to describe this. Wow.

The WTF of the Day

Yes, I am still alive. Fortunately. Unfortunately. Whatever. This:

John Boehner: Ending Abortion Is 'One Of Our Most Fundamental Goals This Year'

Really? All of the problems affecting this nation, this great nation, "the greatest nation in the world" yet we don't even make the top 10 world's happiest countries.....and this dick is getting his dick in a twist over abortion. Stay the fuck out of my womb, you no good son of a bitch.

New Mexico Bill Would Criminalize Abortions After Rape As 'Tampering With Evidence'

I can't even read that article. My eye is twitching violently and my brain is about to stroke out just reading the headline.

Second Moronic Quote Of The Day

MORONS. MORONS EVERYWHERE TODAY.

Richard Mourdock On Abortion: Pregnancy From Rape Is 'Something God Intended' 

One day I was reading the newspaper- probably the Talk Back section in the Courier-Post, a section full of right-wing old bags yelling about no socialism don't take my Medicare- and some numbskull said women need to stop using women issues as a factor for voting. Well, maybe if politicians stopped using abortion and the like as major factors in EVERY FUCKING ELECTION, we would.

Bored Anal Retentive Bitch Problems

I swear....if I never have to be unemployed again in my life, it will be absolutely fantastic.

I wish I had an angry dome right about now. Especially after reading this:

So What Has Brad From LFO Been Up To These Days? | Dlisted

STFU, LFO. Not everything that is done at Planned Parenthood is an abortion. But I guess you would not know that, considering you are a man and therefore have no uterus. Go back to screwing your girls (or dudes) that wear Abercrombie & Fitch. Douchebags. 

The Bitch, Please Of The Day

God’s plan | Courier-Post | courierpostonline.com

Oh, where do I even begin here.

Hey, Mary, that is great that you have that many children and they are all doing successful. I am glad you have had a wonderful life and all that jazz. I wish all of us could say that.

But you know what? It is 2012. Women have advanced and some of us don't want 13 children. In fact, some of us don't want children at all. Because a small amount of us are smart enough to realize before we start shooting out children that we would not make good mothers. And some people should just not be allowed to reproduce period. Case in point. Case in point 2. That last one really aggravates me. Eight. Eight fucking children those lowlifes had. If you had no interest in taking care of children, they why the FUCK did you have them? And now one is dead. I looked at a picture of that little boy and all I could think was, honey, maybe you are better off.

Also, you note "it is part of God’s plan for his kingdom and meant to be the result of true love and marriage". Where does a baby that is the result of rape fit into this equation? Or in the above cases? Where is the love? I'll tell you where- it doesn't exist.

You people need to make up your minds. You do not want welfare supporting these baby making machines, and I agree with that. I think welfare and other social programs are good, but unfortunately too many damn people abuse them. I certainly do not see why my tax dollars should be funding people who can't keep their legs closed and especially for people who know that shooting out babies can keep them out of work and on welfare.

But don't stand there and say that you don't want to support these programs, and then not support birth control! You can't have it both ways! Make up your goddamn minds!

The WTF Of The Day

Virginia Mandatory Ultrasound Bill Passes In State Senate

*cries while banging head repeatedly against desk*

There are days where I do not believe OCD is going to lead me to kill myself. This stupid ass world, where stupid ass things like a panel of MEN making decisions regarding a WOMAN'S choice occur, is going to lead me to commit suicide. And hell, I'd even say if I ever do, make sure my tombstone says "She who lies here died by suicide due to being unable to deal with the overwhelming stupidity of society", but since my posthumous plans are to be cremated and my ashes stored in my first nesting doll, I guess that plan is out now, isn't it?

My inner bra-burning feminist is coming out again. *rips open shirt and blasts "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves"* I am woman, hear me roar!

ETA 2/29: One Million Moms Threatens Toys 'R' Us With Boycott Over Archie Comics' Gay Wedding Issue

*face palm*

The Awesome Of The Day

Could not have been done to a nicer person:

Dlisted | Be Very Afraid

It's a presidential election year, but it's only February, so it's not time for me to go batshit freaking insane yet. But I despise Rick Santorum with the passion of a bazillion fiery suns. Anyone who stands there and says "I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created — in the sense of rape — but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you" and "to make the best out of a bad situation" in regards to getting pregnant from a rapist has absolutely no business being near the White House. I don't know what planet or time period this douchebag is living in, but it certainly is not Earth or 2012. I hope God strikes him down as slowly and painfully as possible and he burns in the deepest level of hell. Aw, don't cry, Rick! It's a gift from God, Rick! Accept it, Rick!

Once again, I can see abortion is going to be a battleground in the election. Why does this have to be an issue every year? Or any time for that matter? I don't understand what is so hard for anti-choicers to comprehend. Outlawing abortion is not going to get rid of it. It is still going to happen, illegal or not. And outlawing it is going to lead to more deaths, because women are going to have resort to dangerous methods to get an abortion and putting themselves and the unborn child at risk for deadly infections. But I guess it doesn't matter now does it, if a grown woman dies? After all, when a woman has an abortion, the clump of cells doesn't get a right to life, and according to anti-choicers, the only things that deserve rights are embryos/fetuses.

I'm no bra burning feminist, but this kind of shit brings out the radical feminist in me.

Picture Of The Day

STFU, Conservatives

Random Thoughts

Yay, it's Friday!

We had a party for a coworker who is about to have a baby today. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate office parties? While I like getting out of working and still getting paid for it, I can't stand to be around food that I do not want to eat (well, I want to, but my weight obsessed section of the brain does not want to). And I can't stand to sit in a room with a bunch of people I do not care for. Plus, my boss likes to push me to eat and it infuriates me. I don't want to eat! I don't want to get fat like you! She did it again today and it got me into a mood. Then when I finally came in, somehow the topic geared toward amniocentesis, and then somehow, while no one ever said the actual A word, it turned into a discussion on abortion. And that really set me off. That is absolutely not an appropriate discussion for work, let alone a baby shower. Add in the fact that the guest of honor told me she would not keep the baby if her amniocentesis came back positive for Down's and that discussion was downright rotten. I was furious.

Oh and at some point, my boss tells her pet that she was the thinnest one in the room. My WA and I both had to do everything to keep from losing it. Thinnest one in the room! Yeah, she has about a good 20 pounds at the very minimum, probably more, on me. And if my WA is still what she told me she weighed last time, I was the thinnest one in the room. Yeah! Uh....fist pump?

My day only got more aggravating. Our front desk person was not in, so the BP had to fill in for her. Well, a lot of my work depends on what the front desk person does. We went in at noon to have the party. I did not get any charts until almost 2:30. The bitch spent so much time talking and fucked up my workflow big time. I didn't get all of the charts done until 4:15. And a good percentage of them were for Monday. But dumbass here, who everyone just thinks is so smart!, does a bunch for the 19th first. At first I thought they had to be sent out and that was why. Then I realized they were not going to be getting sent out at that time, so I complained about it to my WA and then I was reminded that this particular doctor picks his own charts up. Which only set me off even more. Oh and guess who skipped out the door at 4? Not me! I mean, I was there until 4:30 anyway, but that is not the point. The point is she fucked up my workflow because she was too busy talking. Talking for over two fucking hours. She left me a stack of papers to take care of when I came back on Monday from having a couple days off because she decided she didn't want to do them (she instead spent the last half hour of work talking). Yet this bitch was somehow worth almost a $2 raise. I wanted to (and still want to) punch something so bad.

I am not feeling suicidal right now (just cranky and PMS-y), but I'd really like to just not be alive anymore. I so tired of putting up with so much bullshit and I am tired of people telling me to just deal with it and that everyone deals with bullshit on a daily basis. I don't want to deal with it anymore. Especially since we all know the world is not going to get any better.

The WTF Of The Day

I have seen many times when an anti-abortionist is challanged, the first thing out of their mouth is "how would you feel if your mother aborted you?". Gee, genius. I don't know! I would have been aborted; therefore, I would not be present to know how I would feel about abortion!

*grumbles under breath* Dumbasses.

Speaking of dumbasses, for some reason, even though it has nothing to with it, this made me think of a restaurant I ate at in Myrtle Beach last year and they still had their fries entitled "freedom fries" on the menu. Good grief. Couldn't they have insisted on calling them just fries? Nooo. Not the uber "patriotic" morons. I'm surprised they didn't insist on calling them patriot fries. If I had been in Congress, I would have suggested calling them what I like to think of them- heaven. Nothing gets in the way of me and my fries. If a waiter refused to serve me because I habitually called them French fries (although I usually just say "I'll have fries"), I have no set plan on what my reaction would be, but I think it would be wise to keep any utensils out of my reach.

I'll have to research more on this movie:

Freedom Fries: And Other Stupidity We'll Have to Explain to Our Grandchildren

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Advocates push abortion-rights license plate in Va

Do I like the idea of this? Oh yeah. HOWEVER....thanks to the American Taliban, I can save myself the money and just place a "BOMB ME" sign on my car.

Quote Of The Day

George Carlin, on conservatives and abortion:

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked. Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach ‘military age’. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state… You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.

The WTF Of The Day

STFU, Conservatives

Wow, Sarah Palin is not pro-life? The woman who is supposedly against abortion even in the cases of rape?! A woman who chose to have a baby with Down's Syndrome (although, as pro-choice as I am, I am not even sure I would abort the baby if it had Down's)? How preposterous.

Fuck, I shudder to think what they consider "pro-life"!

But because for every one thing there might be that would make one defend her, there are a hundred billion stupid things that come out of her mouth to make one retract it. And I am not even sure that makes any sense, but here we go, this gem quote from her book:

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

Well, Sarah, I love meat probably as much as you do, but answer this- why did God makes us- humans, genus homo, species H.sapiens- out of meat?

Moronic Quote Of The Day

A comment by Peg, on the article The Most Kid-Exploiting Moments in TV:

Bruce, You'd do well to keep you STUPID LIBERAL Fox Network BASHING to yourself! A&E and BRAVO cater more to the likes of trash like Octo-breeder. Frankly, your entire report REEKS! Why not apply to the NY Times, I hear they're looking for your kind of reporting and people with live brain cells can more easily avoid reading your garbage.

Ah, Peg, you're such a typical hyperpolitico. Admit it. Someone will be talking about puppies and I am sure you will manage to find something in the conversation to bitch about the socialist American hating liberals, right? Maybe I am missing it, but I have read the article twice and have yet to find any reference to Fox Noise. I am going to take another gander here and guess you are probably also an anti-abortionist? Hate the moronic Octocunt, but probably would have jumped down her throat if she aborted them, right? Encourage people to keep their babies no matter the situation, but then jump down their throats when they have them? Oh, but that's right. Once it's born, it's now a human and deserves squat. Fetuses are supposed to have more rights than women.

As with all bad things, there will usually be something good, as is this comment left in regards to the same article:

It has always amazed me that Disney can ignore talented kids that can sing and perform in favor of blatant lip-syncing, script reading, brats, who are later sold to the public as talented singers and performers. Without auto tuners and copy cat song writers most of these child "stars" would be struggling to read and hard pressed to hold down a job at McDonalds.

Oh My.....

Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

Holy zombie Jesus. Why does something tell me Idiocracy is a watered down version of what the future of America is going to look like? I get a chill right down to the very bone when I read stuff like this. My life could and will be in the hands of this one day?

And people wonder why I support abortion to the point that I don't even know anymore if I am pro-choice or flat out pro-abortion (although I still do not agree with people who are too stupid to use birth control, but will get knocked up 473 times and have an abortion each and every time. But look, I am already going to hell so I might as well just came out and say that I do not believe that there are enough abortions performed in this world. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!). And manditory sterilization. And am not entirely against guns. And suicide. And why I pray every night that I hope the Mayans alleged predicition of 2012 being the end of the world is TRUE.

The only problem I have with the alleged 12.21.12 end of the world....seriously? Two days before my birthday?

Please Collapse Already!

Catholic pastors directed to distribute anti-health reform materials at mass

Commentator LoriQ says it simple, but best:

How typical of the Catholic Church to show more concern for the unborn than the well being of the living

I hate the Catholic church more and more everyday. I am so sick of abortion being dragged into every goddamn conversation imaginable when it comes to the Catholic church. I better make sure that when I get to writing my living will (which apparently is turning to the 12th of never), that I state that I, on all grounds, refuse to have a mass at a Catholic church and I refuse to be buried in a Catholic cemetary. It's not just the extreme misogyny. It's not just the condemning homosexuals while touching little boys. It's not just the NOT stripping the priests of their priesthood, but rather sending the little boy touchers to another parrish. It's not even their ridiculous take on abortion to convince me on that. It took a story a friend of my mom's told of a priest strangling and killing a 9 year-old girl and instead of stripping him of his priesthood, they just sent him to another parrish! But abortion is wrong? Fuck them.

It's sad because I really never thought I would despise the Catholic church the way I do now. It used to irritate me when my father would rip it apart, but now I see how right he was.

And unbaptized babies go to hell? What the fuck kind of assinine thinking is that?

Keep politics out of church and keep church out of politics.

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Right-Wing Protesters: Birth Control Will Kill You

Remember, though- these people aren't extremists. Blowing up abortion clinics and blowing people's guts out- in the middle of God's house, nonetheless....no, they are absolutely nothing like the radical Islamic terrorists we are currently trying to (and more than likely never will) defeat.

Gee, I never realized that now a killing takes place even if the gamates haven't combined! Really now. How dare women not have that egg fertilized!

Sorry, not all of us have Michelle Duggar fantasies. Some of us women actually decided to live in the post-feminist movement era and not be stay at home breeding machine men slaves. As the saying goes, if that makes us wrong then we do not want to be right.

Sarah Palin Launches New Attacks on Government Stimulus

Absolute nonsense? I'll tell you what is absolute nonsense, Sarah. You ever being picked for vice presidential candidate. You preaching about the wonders of abstinence while not only having your whore daughter get knocked up (possibly twice) out of wedlock, but you more than likely getting knocked up out of wedlock as well. That all the radical gun-bearers are so panicky and frantic over losing their precious guns because of big ol' bad Muslim liberal socialist Obama, even though I haven't heard a peep from Obama about guns since election time (and if someone can provide me with a reputable link arguing against that, I will retract that statement). That we are even still seeing you in the news. And the biggest piece of absolute nonsense? You ever being allowed to become a political figure in the first place.

Hey, Sarah, do you want to know what else is absolute nonsense? Being given no choice but to resign from a job that it took you 2 years to obtain. And then when a company supervisor questions it, the bitch trainer tells her that you quit because you flunked one of the tests. Tests that you scored almost perfect fucking scores on. That is absolute nonsense, Sarah.

And thanks to an unexpected case of the nasties, I found this over on lamebook.com and normally I am not someone who jokes around about suicide, but Caleb's response is so dry and unheartfelt that it made me bust up laughing. Seriously, though- are you that starved and desperate for attention that you have to threaten suicide on friggin' Facebook?

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Quotes on the murder of abortion doctor George Tiller.

Said the Rev. Patrick Mahoney, an anti-abortion activist: "No one should use this tragedy for political gain."

Like the religious right wouldn't use something similar to this for political gain.

"George Tiller was a mass murderer and we cannot stop saying that," Terry said. "He was an evil man — his hands were covered with blood."

The hands of the man who murdered Tiller are also covered in blood. Dislike what Tiller does, fine, whatever. But he is still a life! You know- an actual living, breathing, moving being. An actual being with fully developed organs and that can survive pretty much on it's own. A life that I would think, in the eyes of these asshole anti-abortionists, is still a life created by God.

"I'd hope they wouldn't try to broad-brush the entire pro-life movement as some sort of extremist movement because of what happened in Wichita," Mahoney said.

We don't need to have it broad-brushed. Most of them are extremists.

And last but not least, the one I have been meaning to write for days, some dude named Mandela (not Nelson) on Lady Miss Kier:

She has a wonderful, strong spirit. I only wish her esthetics were as strong.

Okay, I find multiple definitions of esthetics, but judging by the definition I primarily find...her esthetics weren't strong? Look, I know that I put this woman on an unbelievably high pedastal and she can almost do absolutely no wrong, but....bitch, what are you talking about?

Look, if you really wanna know a secret, my putting of her on a pedastal isn't quite as high as I portray because no matter how much I worship someone, I still can always find at least one negative thing with them. For instance, I hate that she smokes. Sure, it's her prerogative and all that, but smoking still makes someone less appealing. Plus, I find it kind of hypocritical to sing about dreaming of falling through holes in the ozone layer....and you smoke?

And also- I am kind of afraid to admit this- I never really thought she was that great of a dancer. Good, but then some of the moves she did, I thought is she dancing or leading an aerobics class?

The Bitch, Please! Of The Day

Here we go again:

Here's a question concerning two hot topics. Why is the torture of an enemy combatant wrong, and punishable, and abortion isn't? If torture is a horrible thing that should never happen, is it because it's inhumane?

Karen? Here is a question for you. Why is abortion considered murder, but bombing the hell out of a country and killing civilians- WHICH INCLUDES PREGNANT WOMEN, BABIES, AND CHILDREN- perfectly okay? Look, I know that for some people, everything is black and white, it either is or it isn't no in between, myself included, but even I know that just because someone is Iraqi or Afghani or whatever that IT DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A TERRORIST.

Do you consider the death penalty murder? I would think that if you are an holier than thou, praise Jebus type, that a life is a life. These people stand here and preach that no one has the right to take another life, but will jump at any instance to execute someone and while I am not one to protest the death penalty if the person is definitely guilty, I would think that "no one has the right to take another life" would mean any life, regardless of what that person has done.

What is humane about abortion? One procedure using a burning solution. Another tears apart a baby's limbs and organs as it's sucked from the womb. Another partially delivers a viable baby who could probably live outside the womb, and an instrument is used to puncture the base of the baby's head and its brain is sucked out.

And what is humane about shooting wolves from helicopters? Or killing a polar bear? It's humane to allow a pregnant woman to die if the fetus is threatening her life? Aw, if only my sister could get on here and write out how that when a pregnant woman is having trouble, it can affect the fetus. Oh, but that's right. When that happens, it's "God's will". We'll just ignore that little itty bitty fact that one life could have possibly been saved.

Hey, let's go a little further. Republicans seem to be big fans of pollution. You honestly can tell me that pollution has no bearing on sexual organs? If some dangerous substances can cause cancer, I certainly see no reason they can't cause damage to gametes. The scariest type of anti-abortionists believe life goes back as far as the gametes.

This response was written in the comment section:

Conservatives want it one way: have the baby whether the woman wants or can afford it. Because a fetus has a heartbeat does not make it a person. It cannot survive outside of the womb. One less mouth to feed? Maybe. Aren't conservatives always complaining about women having more children than they can afford and don't want their tax money going to baby machines? Inconvenient? Do we add another child to the wolrd that may not be cared for, that could be discarded and abused? If adoption is the answer, why are there hundreds of children up fpr adoption that no one wants. If every child is wanted, as pro-lifers say, then why are there any children available for adoption? Now there are some points for civil discussion.

Touche, Mike.