Cripes. I almost forgot about this yearly nonsense:
Fox News' 'War On Christmas' Returns (VIDEO)
"We don't attack any other religion"? Are you for real, Doreen? Really. Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even with this. This whole situation....it's just embarrassing now. And I am not just referring to the war on Christmas whiners. I am referring to the people out there who do actually get offended by what someone wishes them. It's still no damn war, though. The war on Christmas whiners need to pull their heads out of their ass. If there is anything they need to be pissed about, it's how Christmas has gone from being about the birth of Jeebus to a materialistic nightmare.
Come on- a holiday tree? For heaven's sake, people.
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
How Dare They Lie!
Want prosperity? Index ranks Finland as place to be
Excuse me? Finland? Does the media not listen to Middle America? Or Fox News? Come on! Glenn Beck, Manitee, and Rush are the smartest people in the world! America is the best place to live! We have the best health insurance in the history of the entire world!
Lies! All lies! Damn that librul media and damn all those lying libruls!
Excuse me? Finland? Does the media not listen to Middle America? Or Fox News? Come on! Glenn Beck, Manitee, and Rush are the smartest people in the world! America is the best place to live! We have the best health insurance in the history of the entire world!
Lies! All lies! Damn that librul media and damn all those lying libruls!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
The WTF(s) Of The Day
U.S. Losing Ground on Preventable Deaths
But....but I thought we had the best healthcare system in the world?
GOD! What other lies has Fox News been telling us?
And there is also this gem, written by some person who I can't even waste my time finding out the name of, on Mary Cheney having a child:
Considering the obnxious amount of arrogance Cheney displays by not even doing anything....is Cheney really going to allow this statement to pass without tearing this person another asshole? Hello? This is the man who shot his best friend. Do you really want to piss him off?
Damn it, I really miss Lil Bush.
But....but I thought we had the best healthcare system in the world?
GOD! What other lies has Fox News been telling us?
And there is also this gem, written by some person who I can't even waste my time finding out the name of, on Mary Cheney having a child:
I respect Dick Cheney, but I don't understand why he is allowing his daughter to take innocent children into her lesbianic home. Can anyone claim that these kids won't be scarred for life? So sad. Also repugnant, IMNSHO, is the use of "they are expecting a child" when, for obvious reasons "they" could not POSSIBLY have conceived. It is the slight of hand that the left does with rediculous name reversals (like "FAMILY PLANNING") that implies something that in fact does just not happen...As much as I don't like it, God will have to sort this out in the end. Who is the father? Yes, you selfish lesbians, there is ALWAYS a father. Not that the baby will benefit from one. sick. I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for this occasion? Yathink? Congratulations on your baster bastard?First....respect and Dick Cheney in the same sentence?
Considering the obnxious amount of arrogance Cheney displays by not even doing anything....is Cheney really going to allow this statement to pass without tearing this person another asshole? Hello? This is the man who shot his best friend. Do you really want to piss him off?
Damn it, I really miss Lil Bush.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
The WTF Of The Day
The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 5th
What the he....is that snake eating it's own ass?
Off topic....am I the only person on earth that is absolutely sick and tired of hearing about this Miss California chick already? She is entitled to not support gay marriage, of course, and lord knows I am not a fan of Perez Hilton by any means, but for God's sake....I know that lately it does not take much for any random moron to become the hot topic of the day in the news, but the bar seems to really have fallen. Now she has to be interviewed by Faux Noise and made the face of some anti-gay marriage group? It's not like she is the only person in America who is against gay marriage. What makes her so special? Oh. Right.
What the he....is that snake eating it's own ass?
Off topic....am I the only person on earth that is absolutely sick and tired of hearing about this Miss California chick already? She is entitled to not support gay marriage, of course, and lord knows I am not a fan of Perez Hilton by any means, but for God's sake....I know that lately it does not take much for any random moron to become the hot topic of the day in the news, but the bar seems to really have fallen. Now she has to be interviewed by Faux Noise and made the face of some anti-gay marriage group? It's not like she is the only person in America who is against gay marriage. What makes her so special? Oh. Right.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Random Thoughts VIII
How To Do A Push Up - WikiHow
I like this part:
You know, I would start bitching about the crazy ass bitch from California, but I am done. I don't even feel like bitching about Sarah Palin anymore. On a side note, I think I may have just found someone that makes my blood boil more than her.
I just would like to know one thing- why do children with ADHD and a speech impediment need to be on disability? My mother's best friend has osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis and she was denied disability quite a few times. Actually, make it 2 things- I would like to know how this chick has a bad enough "back injury" that she has to be out of work, but can carry 8 babies at one time? Give me a fucking break. My mother had a bad back before she got pregnant with me and when she did, went through hell with her back and she only had one baby and only gained 15 pounds.
Most pages I have been on, it has been equal on responses to this case. I have come across a few defending this stupid cow and it makes me wonder how differently their responses would be if this was a single African-American woman doing this. Or a single lesbian. Or a Democrat/liberal/whatever. Or look at the Duggars- how would the fundie religious right be behaving towards the show if everything was exactly the same....but the family was liberal or black or Hispanic.
What I do want to bitch about is Hilary Duff. Bitch needs a good smack upside her head. I have never seen Faye Dunaway act, but judging by her awards and credits, she already sounds like a much better actress than Duff Stuff (if you can ever call her one). If she wants to pass herself off as mature, she should have either thought long and hard before opening her mouth or just not opened it period. Now people can stand there and say (usually Duff fans) that Faye instigated it, but apparently a lot of people do not realize that when people reach a certain age, the filtering of what they say starts to deteriorate. But its not like what she said was false. Face it, Duff, your "acting" and your "singing" sucks. Your acting even sucked on a silly show like The Andy Milonakis Show. Which is actually a pretty funny show. I just watched it for the first time last night.
But I missed Wonder Showzen, which infuriated me because MTV2 plays it about every 546 days and I was too damn tired to stay up and watch it last night. That show takes "screwed-up" to a whole new level. And that is why I like it so much.
I know there is no pleasing people in this world, but for people like Elizabeth Hasselidiot and most of Fox News and its audience, there is absolutely nothing Obama could do that could please them. If he waved his hand and single handedly fixed the economy, banned abortion and gay marriage, reunited Christianity and state, destroyed Al-Queda, and killed Bin Laden with his bare hands, they would still curse him and find something to bitch about.
Although I suspect why, judging by the date and when I accidently bumped my boobs the other day and I almost tore the door off, I have been ridiculously emotional lately. Normally, watching Animal Cops, I get upset and want to beat the crap out of all the people that get arrested. Over the weekend, though, I watched it and I cried both days I watched it. The first day was the South Africa one and the cop went to get a German Shepherd looking dog and the whole time, the thing cried and it's crying was really getting to me until I finally started to cry. The next day was the Philadelphia one and (no surprise here) the cops took pitbulls out there were being used for fighting and only one was able to be kept alive. But the one that was most aggressive- this thing tore right through the metal cage!- was shown all covered in blood after doing so and despite it's horribly aggressive nature, it just bothered me because the dog didn't ask for that life and thanks to some fucking low lifes, now it had to lose it's life. Grrrrr, I really hate people sometimes.
I like this part:
NEVER do a pushup with your palms flat on the ground, as doing so puts your wrists in a very unnatural position with all your weight on them, which can cause them severe discomfort, strain, and permanent damageYet look at the picture of the ambitious looking military dude.
You know, I would start bitching about the crazy ass bitch from California, but I am done. I don't even feel like bitching about Sarah Palin anymore. On a side note, I think I may have just found someone that makes my blood boil more than her.
I just would like to know one thing- why do children with ADHD and a speech impediment need to be on disability? My mother's best friend has osteoarthritis and rheumatoid arthritis and she was denied disability quite a few times. Actually, make it 2 things- I would like to know how this chick has a bad enough "back injury" that she has to be out of work, but can carry 8 babies at one time? Give me a fucking break. My mother had a bad back before she got pregnant with me and when she did, went through hell with her back and she only had one baby and only gained 15 pounds.
Most pages I have been on, it has been equal on responses to this case. I have come across a few defending this stupid cow and it makes me wonder how differently their responses would be if this was a single African-American woman doing this. Or a single lesbian. Or a Democrat/liberal/whatever. Or look at the Duggars- how would the fundie religious right be behaving towards the show if everything was exactly the same....but the family was liberal or black or Hispanic.
What I do want to bitch about is Hilary Duff. Bitch needs a good smack upside her head. I have never seen Faye Dunaway act, but judging by her awards and credits, she already sounds like a much better actress than Duff Stuff (if you can ever call her one). If she wants to pass herself off as mature, she should have either thought long and hard before opening her mouth or just not opened it period. Now people can stand there and say (usually Duff fans) that Faye instigated it, but apparently a lot of people do not realize that when people reach a certain age, the filtering of what they say starts to deteriorate. But its not like what she said was false. Face it, Duff, your "acting" and your "singing" sucks. Your acting even sucked on a silly show like The Andy Milonakis Show. Which is actually a pretty funny show. I just watched it for the first time last night.
But I missed Wonder Showzen, which infuriated me because MTV2 plays it about every 546 days and I was too damn tired to stay up and watch it last night. That show takes "screwed-up" to a whole new level. And that is why I like it so much.
I know there is no pleasing people in this world, but for people like Elizabeth Hasselidiot and most of Fox News and its audience, there is absolutely nothing Obama could do that could please them. If he waved his hand and single handedly fixed the economy, banned abortion and gay marriage, reunited Christianity and state, destroyed Al-Queda, and killed Bin Laden with his bare hands, they would still curse him and find something to bitch about.
Although I suspect why, judging by the date and when I accidently bumped my boobs the other day and I almost tore the door off, I have been ridiculously emotional lately. Normally, watching Animal Cops, I get upset and want to beat the crap out of all the people that get arrested. Over the weekend, though, I watched it and I cried both days I watched it. The first day was the South Africa one and the cop went to get a German Shepherd looking dog and the whole time, the thing cried and it's crying was really getting to me until I finally started to cry. The next day was the Philadelphia one and (no surprise here) the cops took pitbulls out there were being used for fighting and only one was able to be kept alive. But the one that was most aggressive- this thing tore right through the metal cage!- was shown all covered in blood after doing so and despite it's horribly aggressive nature, it just bothered me because the dog didn't ask for that life and thanks to some fucking low lifes, now it had to lose it's life. Grrrrr, I really hate people sometimes.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Well He Did Something Worthwhile
It's still not up to par, but at least Bush did this:
Equal Coverage for Mental-Health Care
It's about fucking time. "Normal" people may not believe mental illness exists, but those of us with it can, for a fact, assure you that, oh, it definitely does exist. And I can also tell you, for a fact, that to obtain mental health treatment is brutally disgusting.
When I had health insurance, I had unlimited primary care and specialty care (with a referral) with a $5.00 co-pay. When I needed mental health care, though, oh, that was a whole other story. I was limited to about 15 visits with a therapy and 20 visits with a psychiatrist. Each with a whopping $25 co-pay. Twenty visits can be used up easily in no time, especially if you are just discharged from the crazy house. Thank god my insurance actually paid for my hospital stay because that was an easy $25,000.
But I bet this will not change:
Study: Many Psychiatrists Do Little More Than Write Prescriptions
This is the part that eats at me the most:
So this explains why my last psychiatrist had me in and out in such a short amount of time. He got paid a better rate by the insurance companies! The hell with my fucking well-being!
And OMG! Look! I got a story from Fox News!
Equal Coverage for Mental-Health Care
It's about fucking time. "Normal" people may not believe mental illness exists, but those of us with it can, for a fact, assure you that, oh, it definitely does exist. And I can also tell you, for a fact, that to obtain mental health treatment is brutally disgusting.
When I had health insurance, I had unlimited primary care and specialty care (with a referral) with a $5.00 co-pay. When I needed mental health care, though, oh, that was a whole other story. I was limited to about 15 visits with a therapy and 20 visits with a psychiatrist. Each with a whopping $25 co-pay. Twenty visits can be used up easily in no time, especially if you are just discharged from the crazy house. Thank god my insurance actually paid for my hospital stay because that was an easy $25,000.
But I bet this will not change:
Study: Many Psychiatrists Do Little More Than Write Prescriptions
This is the part that eats at me the most:
Today's psychiatrists get reimbursed by insurance companies at a lower rate for a 45-minute psychotherapy visit than for three 15-minute medication visits, he explained.Fifteen minutes? What kind of psychiatrists offers that much time? I forked out fucking $25 and was in and out in not even 5 minutes.
So this explains why my last psychiatrist had me in and out in such a short amount of time. He got paid a better rate by the insurance companies! The hell with my fucking well-being!
And OMG! Look! I got a story from Fox News!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Things That Annoy Me Part III
Adding "-gate" or "malfunction" to the end of everything
Heely shoes- I want to stick my foot out and trip every little monster I see skating around busy stores on them. And then I will laugh hysterically.
Little girls who put on tons of make-up and dress all grown up and then throw childish tearful tantrums when they can't get a toy- wow, you look really grown up now, don't you?
People who ask me what I am going to school for- if one more person tells me "why don't you become a nurse like your sister?" I am going to tear my hair out. If I wanted to be a nurse, I would be in nursing school.
Snow- I liked it when I was little. Now that I am older and have to venture out in it, I hate it. Especially since the last time I drove in snow, I was doing about -6 miles an hour and I still almost managed to spin out.
People who tell me that you do not have to be concerned if you do not go to the bathroom every day to- I know that. But if it is a week and half or more, I think I am perfectly legitimate in being concerned.
People who, during the election, wore pins or posted signs that said "I am voting for the chick"- Palin was not the running candidate. Gee, I can just imagine the reactions of Rush Limbaugh or Faux Noise if people wore pins or posted signs that said, "I am voting for the Gaffe Machine" or if they had done the same thing if Hillary had been the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate. Rush Limbaugh probably would have screamed and ranted and raved until his big fat head exploded (praise Jebus) and Faux Noise probably would have talked about it for most of the election season.
People who complained that being a community organizer isn't experience- neither is being "just like us" and a mother
Restaurants that do not offer free refills or even one free refill
Text messaging charges- I constantly receive spam text messages. And my phone bill is higher because T-Mobile charges for every incoming text messages. I can understand charging for outgoing texts, but why should I have to pay for text messages I didn't ask for?
Amateur DJs- Shit, I am sick of seeing good ones get passed over. Who do these people think they are? Honestly. Sam Ronson demands $25,000 a session? Give me a break. I don't even think Lady Miss Kier demands that much (I heard something like $2,000 or so) and she is more longer well-known, more well liked, actually earned her fame, and worked with 2 DJs for several years. Now I have heard in the beginning she was supposedly not very good, but I am sure she is better than these douchebags. I bet Dmitry or Towa Tei don't even demand that much and they have been DJs for a million years.
The new "fauxmosexual" craze- yes, let's give the religious right more ammunition in believing that sexuality is a choice, thanks to cunts like Tila Tequila, Hohan, and the Ikki twins
Stupid lawyers and stupid lawsuits- I don't know how to elaborate on this anymore. America is getting out of hand with stupid lawsuits. Should I sue my brain for causing me emotional distress, my metabolism for not being faster, and a host of other things? Should MS patients sue their immune systems for attacking their nervous system and causing blindness, paralysis, deafness, etc? Should kids with muscular dystrophy sue their parents for giving them the MD gene? Should cancer patients sue their own bodies for mass producing hazardous cells? It's all so absurd. I especially hate the fat asses that eat McRat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have a heart attack, and then sue McRat. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so fat!
The terms "preggo" and "preggars"- it's pregnant for Pete's sake!
And lastly....Lord knows I despise Sarah Palin, but I swear, if I have to go to one more site and see someone say "you betcha!", "gotcha", or "by golly!", I am seriously going to rip that person's endocrine system out. Yes, I have been watching too much The Soup.
Heely shoes- I want to stick my foot out and trip every little monster I see skating around busy stores on them. And then I will laugh hysterically.
Little girls who put on tons of make-up and dress all grown up and then throw childish tearful tantrums when they can't get a toy- wow, you look really grown up now, don't you?
People who ask me what I am going to school for- if one more person tells me "why don't you become a nurse like your sister?" I am going to tear my hair out. If I wanted to be a nurse, I would be in nursing school.
Snow- I liked it when I was little. Now that I am older and have to venture out in it, I hate it. Especially since the last time I drove in snow, I was doing about -6 miles an hour and I still almost managed to spin out.
People who tell me that you do not have to be concerned if you do not go to the bathroom every day to- I know that. But if it is a week and half or more, I think I am perfectly legitimate in being concerned.
People who, during the election, wore pins or posted signs that said "I am voting for the chick"- Palin was not the running candidate. Gee, I can just imagine the reactions of Rush Limbaugh or Faux Noise if people wore pins or posted signs that said, "I am voting for the Gaffe Machine" or if they had done the same thing if Hillary had been the Democrat Vice Presidential candidate. Rush Limbaugh probably would have screamed and ranted and raved until his big fat head exploded (praise Jebus) and Faux Noise probably would have talked about it for most of the election season.
People who complained that being a community organizer isn't experience- neither is being "just like us" and a mother
Restaurants that do not offer free refills or even one free refill
Text messaging charges- I constantly receive spam text messages. And my phone bill is higher because T-Mobile charges for every incoming text messages. I can understand charging for outgoing texts, but why should I have to pay for text messages I didn't ask for?
Amateur DJs- Shit, I am sick of seeing good ones get passed over. Who do these people think they are? Honestly. Sam Ronson demands $25,000 a session? Give me a break. I don't even think Lady Miss Kier demands that much (I heard something like $2,000 or so) and she is more longer well-known, more well liked, actually earned her fame, and worked with 2 DJs for several years. Now I have heard in the beginning she was supposedly not very good, but I am sure she is better than these douchebags. I bet Dmitry or Towa Tei don't even demand that much and they have been DJs for a million years.
The new "fauxmosexual" craze- yes, let's give the religious right more ammunition in believing that sexuality is a choice, thanks to cunts like Tila Tequila, Hohan, and the Ikki twins
Stupid lawyers and stupid lawsuits- I don't know how to elaborate on this anymore. America is getting out of hand with stupid lawsuits. Should I sue my brain for causing me emotional distress, my metabolism for not being faster, and a host of other things? Should MS patients sue their immune systems for attacking their nervous system and causing blindness, paralysis, deafness, etc? Should kids with muscular dystrophy sue their parents for giving them the MD gene? Should cancer patients sue their own bodies for mass producing hazardous cells? It's all so absurd. I especially hate the fat asses that eat McRat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, have a heart attack, and then sue McRat. It's your fault for allowing yourself to get so fat!
The terms "preggo" and "preggars"- it's pregnant for Pete's sake!
And lastly....Lord knows I despise Sarah Palin, but I swear, if I have to go to one more site and see someone say "you betcha!", "gotcha", or "by golly!", I am seriously going to rip that person's endocrine system out. Yes, I have been watching too much The Soup.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Get With The Times Already
My night time routine has changed once again and now at 1:00AM I watch Countdown with Keith Olberman and at 2AM, I watch the Rachel Maddow Show. Last night, during a commercial break, I happened to switch over to and a reporter was at a McCain/Palin rally and he was talking to a group of women, all decked out in their Palin best, and I heard the same thing over and over- Obama is a terrorist, he's dangerous, blah blah blah. And then they showed a man with a sign with SARAH written on it and each letter spelled out a word (I can't remember what the hell that is called) and another typical asshole of calling Obama is a terrorist. I love these people that stand there and say, "well, how can you believe everything that comes out of Obama's mouth?". How can you necessarily believe everything that comes out of McCain's or Fox Noise's or that 4 eyed bitch's mouth? These people have the nerve to stand there and bitch about how people worship Obama? Have they ever stopped and looked at how they worship Palin? If she got up on stage and shot McCain and her entire family to a bloody pulpit, they would still love her. They would still adore her and they would blame the evil rotten liberal media for their murders.
Look, I knew there were still people in the country who hate others solely on the color of their skin, but I never realized it was so prevalent. And it's sad, it really is. It's extemely disappointing to know that in 2008, there are still this many hateful people. And what bothers me the most is these people have the gall to call themselves good Christians. It is not your place to judge people on their actions nor is it your place to kill others. If abortion is a sin in the eyes of the Lord, then He will decide the punishment come the person's dying day. Not you. If God says thou shall not kill, he means thou shall not kill. I doubt He will tell people to kill others. How can anti-choice people preach about the life of a fetus when they blow up abortion clinics, which I would imagine contain patients in there waiting for their appointment? And what's inside that patient? The very fetus the anti-choice people are bitching about the death of.
Look, I knew there were still people in the country who hate others solely on the color of their skin, but I never realized it was so prevalent. And it's sad, it really is. It's extemely disappointing to know that in 2008, there are still this many hateful people. And what bothers me the most is these people have the gall to call themselves good Christians. It is not your place to judge people on their actions nor is it your place to kill others. If abortion is a sin in the eyes of the Lord, then He will decide the punishment come the person's dying day. Not you. If God says thou shall not kill, he means thou shall not kill. I doubt He will tell people to kill others. How can anti-choice people preach about the life of a fetus when they blow up abortion clinics, which I would imagine contain patients in there waiting for their appointment? And what's inside that patient? The very fetus the anti-choice people are bitching about the death of.
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