[Stewie's bedroom, the entire cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" are standing on his transporter pad, with Stewie standing beside the transporter controls, exhausted]
Stewie Griffin: [To the cast] This...was...exhausting. This whole experience, was absolutely...exhausting. You people have ruined Star Trek: The Next Generation for me, you are absolutely, the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with, I hope you all fucking die.
Patrick Stewart: I still have five prize tickets from the Carnival.
Stewie Griffin: There was nothing for five tickets. We've been over this!
Patrick Stewart: Well, but, LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper.
Stewie Griffin: Oh yeah? You gonna share that?
LeVar Burton: Yeah, we were gonna share it.
Stewie Griffin: Really? How's that gonna work?
Patrick Stewart: Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.
Stewie Griffin: For a pencil-topper?!
Showing posts with label Patrick Stewart. Show all posts
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Saturday, November 15, 2014
Quote Of The Day
From "Not All Dogs Go To Heaven":
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Picture Of The Day
Nice to know I'm not the only person from 1983 who can still be really immature:
Who is MGMT: Photo
Those arms....voof! Every time I look at this picture, all I hear is Patrick Stewart saying "look at me, I've got girl boobs!". Man, that is a great episode of Family Guy.
ETA 3:27PM: Today seems to be a day for boobs. For some reason, the idea of Andrew having a fascination with boobs disturbs me. But he is a 30 year-old straight male, so it really shouldn't. And the immature tween fan girl in me wants to make a snide comment about how can you like boobs but seem to like to motorboat rib cages, but I smacked her across the face. I recall one time in an interview, someone asked them what would they do if they were girls for a day and I am pretty sure their answer was the first thing they would do is touch their boobs.
And why shouldn't they? Your boobs can be a great source of amusement and can be a lot of fun to just touch. Except if you are due for your period and are one of those women who gets really sore breasts. But otherwise....yeah. Poke them, squeeze them (although my mother insists I will get breast cancer doing that), massage them, jump up and down and make 'em bounce, hold each one with a hand. Unless yours are too big to do that. Obviously some people can't do much about what size breasts they are given without resorting to surgery, but I would never, ever trade the size of mine for anything. The only thing I would like is for them to not be so...saggy.
Who is MGMT: Photo
Those arms....voof! Every time I look at this picture, all I hear is Patrick Stewart saying "look at me, I've got girl boobs!". Man, that is a great episode of Family Guy.
ETA 3:27PM: Today seems to be a day for boobs. For some reason, the idea of Andrew having a fascination with boobs disturbs me. But he is a 30 year-old straight male, so it really shouldn't. And the immature tween fan girl in me wants to make a snide comment about how can you like boobs but seem to like to motorboat rib cages, but I smacked her across the face. I recall one time in an interview, someone asked them what would they do if they were girls for a day and I am pretty sure their answer was the first thing they would do is touch their boobs.
And why shouldn't they? Your boobs can be a great source of amusement and can be a lot of fun to just touch. Except if you are due for your period and are one of those women who gets really sore breasts. But otherwise....yeah. Poke them, squeeze them (although my mother insists I will get breast cancer doing that), massage them, jump up and down and make 'em bounce, hold each one with a hand. Unless yours are too big to do that. Obviously some people can't do much about what size breasts they are given without resorting to surgery, but I would never, ever trade the size of mine for anything. The only thing I would like is for them to not be so...saggy.
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