Second Moronic Quote Of The Day

MORONS. MORONS EVERYWHERE TODAY.

Richard Mourdock On Abortion: Pregnancy From Rape Is 'Something God Intended' 

One day I was reading the newspaper- probably the Talk Back section in the Courier-Post, a section full of right-wing old bags yelling about no socialism don't take my Medicare- and some numbskull said women need to stop using women issues as a factor for voting. Well, maybe if politicians stopped using abortion and the like as major factors in EVERY FUCKING ELECTION, we would.

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From Liam on the Wanted (found here):

To be honest, we haven't really got a problem with anyone. We've never really said anything about it. We've kind of ignored it. But for me, The Wanted have made their career more about us than anything else. They've only got themselves to blame. They do their dance music and we'll do our rock'n'roll kind of thing. They've constantly compared us in the press. They rose to the bait, whereas we've said they can do what they want. When we first spoke to them, when we were on the X Factor, they were really nice. But then you hear these stories and can't quite believe what people are saying. 

I will forgive you for this, mostly because of this picture, but Liam....rock and roll?

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Todd Akin On Abortion: 'Legitimate Rape' Victims Have 'Ways To Try To Shut That Whole Thing Down' (VIDEO) 

What's your point, old man?

Also, as far as I am concerned, you are a man, and men don't have uteri, and I think we just shouldn't have only men making decisions for women in this country.

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Adam Levine on why he is a man whore:

There are two kinds of men. There are men who are fucking misogynist pigs, and then there are men who just really love women, who think they're the most amazing people in the world. And that's me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much

So we women being beautiful is the reason you can't keep your manhood in your pants? Right.

But it's not even the complaining about misogynists while being misogynistic that annoys me. He sounds like one of those men who claims he thinks all women are just omgz soo beautifuls! Hey Adam, if I found a woman I thought was really pretty, just a regular Jane, or even an actress or singer, would you sleep with her? Probably not. Because every time you have a chick on your arm, it's a model. Your last chick (a term I use loosely to describe her, because she looka like a man) was a model, your new chick is a model, probably every chick before those two (and after fame came along, because I mean, you do realize none of these mannish bitches would sleep with you if you were some regular Joe Schmoe who fixed plumbing for a living or drove a truck or something, right? Right?!) were models. Which means he doesn't think all women are beautiful. Only models. *glares at monitor* Just like someone else I know.

And I swear, if I read through one more comment section and see the wrong usage of "your" or someone saying "just saying" after leaving some really stupid and/or scathing comment, I am going to throw my monitor across the room. Why I feel the need to take my anger out on my monitor, I don't know. I generally don't question my motives when I am mad.

Man, did I wake up in a bad mood today.

Moronic Quote Of The Day Part 2

My previous moronic quoter is the star again! No, not Snooki; the one before her:

you people should add healthy meals to the menu, one burger that is 1500 calories is way to much, this is a family restaurant, who would want they kids eating that many calories, i know i wouldn't.

Hey, Donna, I have a better idea. It's really, really, really simple- if you don't want your little precious spawns eating a lot of calories, GO EAT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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Fatso from Jersey Shore on Obama's tanning tax:

Obama put a 10% tax on tanning....And I feel like he did that intentionally for us

Good God.

Yes, Snooki, I am 110% sure the President of the United States made sure he put aside his one hundred gazillion different tasks to invoke a tax to purposely make yours and your equally brain dead dopes called friends' lives miserable. Do you even know what a fucking tax is? Tanning is not a necessity. There is no reason it should never have been taxed in the first place.

I can't believe so many people watch this show. I watched 10 seconds of it one night flipping through the TV channels. I lost roughly 472,756 brain cells in that 10 second span of time. Christ, if my mother saw me acting like that on TV, she'd break both of my legs and then she would give me guilt trips to last an entire lifetime. I also came to the conclusion that the Situation dude is probably gay. Caring that much about your appearance and bragging about how many "chicks" you "slept with"....come on. He is compensating for something! If this isn't a here queer get used to it picture, then I am sorely missing something. Look at his nails! They are spiffier than mine! If he doesn't come out of the closet sometime down the line, even if it is many years from now....I will be shocked. He looks so damn proud of himself in that picture, I want to pop a cap in his ass.

I saw his baby picture in a magazine. I have to admit he was pretty freaking cute. He has red overalls on and the first thing I thought of was Stewie Griffin.

Anyway, back to Snooki- please get melanoma and die already, you fucking waste of space.

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Despite being muy disgruntled with Friendly's right now, this bit of geniusness on their Facebook page infuriated me more, written by someone who would probably sue McDonald's if she has a heart attack:

1500 calories and 92 grams of fat for that grilled cheese burger melt is an absolute DISGRACE, that is more calories and fat than most should people should be eating in a whole day..Are you people trying to kill someone ??????

No, Donna, Friendly's is not trying to kill anyone. No one is forcing anyone to eat that sandwhich. If someone chooses to expand their waistline and clog their arteries with that sandwhich, that is their prerogative. Get off your high horse and shut the fuck up.

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jens journal

Mental illness isn't real? Jen, you are a class A dipshit.

The fact this chick is trying to, and appears to actually be pregnant, procreate shouldn't be real, either. Looking at her pictures and knowing that she is twenty three years old and not even married? Wow, a real class act. I'd say what I am hoping happens to her, but I will just keep it to myself. In the meantime, enjoy your Medicaid at my expense, loser.

Oh, and I hope you get depression or some other mental illness real bad one day. Hopefully one that will result in suicide so there is one less brain-washed religious ass in the world.

I have decided that I think I am going to join the Tea Whiners Party. Except I am going to join to bitch about how I pay my fucking taxes and yet I can't get Medicaid for a short amount of time, but idiots like my cousin who moves back home and gets herself knocked up in her late 20s can get it and people who can't stop breeding and somehow are unable to work and afford their thousands of little crotchfruits, yet can go into charity care/Medicaid clinics with Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses and Louis Vuitton handbags can get it. And that is not a stereotype. I almost didn't believe until I actually saw it for real one day. Un-freaking-believable.

God, I hate this world sometimes.

EDIT 5/01/10: For some reason, I decided to check back on that journal entry and came across this deduction of brilliance-ness:

Ok, mental illnesses are real, but not as big a deal as people think.

Not as big a deal? It's not a big deal when your own mind and way of thinking basically turns against you? Its not a big deal to be sick and no one believes there is anything wrong with you or they believe it's not that important? To be constantly reminded that "oh you don't have to suffer! there is a medicine for that!" because so many people are too stupid to realize that many times the medicines can actually make everything worse? Or to be someone who hears voices and is unable to figure out which are real and which are not? Or to believe people are out to get you? Oh yeah, if A Beautiful Mind IS an accurate portayal of John Nash, I am sure it is absolutely no biggie to him that he couldn't even differentiate between real people and what the schizophrenia was producing. I also am one to curse medicine, and I will not deny that since I started exercising, it has kept some of the anxiety under control, but therapy, healthy dieting, and exercising only go so far. Get real, dipshit. You don't want people who know little about children giving you parenting advice? Well, I don't want people who know little about mental illness telling others how to go about treating it.

I bet she thinks schizophrenia and DID are the same thing. Guess what? They're not.

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A comment by Peg, on the article The Most Kid-Exploiting Moments in TV:

Bruce, You'd do well to keep you STUPID LIBERAL Fox Network BASHING to yourself! A&E and BRAVO cater more to the likes of trash like Octo-breeder. Frankly, your entire report REEKS! Why not apply to the NY Times, I hear they're looking for your kind of reporting and people with live brain cells can more easily avoid reading your garbage.

Ah, Peg, you're such a typical hyperpolitico. Admit it. Someone will be talking about puppies and I am sure you will manage to find something in the conversation to bitch about the socialist American hating liberals, right? Maybe I am missing it, but I have read the article twice and have yet to find any reference to Fox Noise. I am going to take another gander here and guess you are probably also an anti-abortionist? Hate the moronic Octocunt, but probably would have jumped down her throat if she aborted them, right? Encourage people to keep their babies no matter the situation, but then jump down their throats when they have them? Oh, but that's right. Once it's born, it's now a human and deserves squat. Fetuses are supposed to have more rights than women.

As with all bad things, there will usually be something good, as is this comment left in regards to the same article:

It has always amazed me that Disney can ignore talented kids that can sing and perform in favor of blatant lip-syncing, script reading, brats, who are later sold to the public as talented singers and performers. Without auto tuners and copy cat song writers most of these child "stars" would be struggling to read and hard pressed to hold down a job at McDonalds.