The Headline Of The Day

Pedobear At Jerry Sandusky Trial: Advocacy Mascot Pays A Visit To Courthouse

I laughed. Loudly. I have been waiting for this to happen.

I am going to hell.

A [Non] Angry, But Strongly Worded Letter To Local News Stations

Dear Local News Stations:

The Penn State story is horrible. I do not deny that.

However, having to talk about it for half the news broadcast every time the news is broadcasted is getting irritating. I do not really need to hear (or care to hear) about alumni opinions. Or their children's opinions of it. Or their children's children's opinions.

Sincerely,
S-Cubed