Monday, November 7, 2011

A Fourth Angry Letter To The American Media

Dear American Media:

Please do not put any more headlines about Lindsay Blohan unless they are "Lindsay Lohan Found Dead of Drug OD". I'm not kidding. I really hope to see that headline one day.

Also, someone please tell her enough with the Marilyn Monroe schtick. It's nauseating enough with practically every bitch trying to emulate her, but it's a million times worse with her. Unless she eventually meets the same fate as Marilyn.

Sincerely,
S-Cubed

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